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2020

15

Apr

Kati3kat is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is Kati3Kat who is a substantial and wonderful babe. She is out here entertaining us with LIVE content throughout this Quarantine, which is JUST what we need when we are bored of everything else we are doing. She’s the hero who is not getting the same credit as other heroes while doing more to lift our spirits than most!!

Our friends at MyFreeCams have given a platform to many women both those working at this before the quarantine and those hopping on now that they need work to do their thing….it is by far one of the best sites online because with that platform girls get competitive to be the most entertaining. It is easy to get lost in the hours and hours of free entertainment.

It is also easy to fall in love with girls like Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is THIS!

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2020

15

Apr

Frontline Healthcare Workers Being Slutty of the Day

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I don’t know why, but this girls in scrubs being wild thing is starting to become a fetish.

Not all the nurses going wild are created equally, some are fat and disgusting slobs, but I am fascinated to see these women uploading content of themselves on the job in various acts of slutty.

It just reaffirms my position that nurses are the sex workers of the health care industry, there to appease doctors, in hopes of homewrecking and stealing that doctor life. I mean why else would anyone want to work with sick people at a fraction of the pay of a doctor, doing more work than the doctor, it’s just insane…there’s a bigger opportunity there.

It is also crazy to me that people will take slutty pics from work, like if I worked with ANY of these people I’d know “hey, isn’t that Melinda from the third floor”….I mean they don’t do a very good job being anonymous.

Obviously they want to be seen, that’s the whole point…stress relief, perversion, whatever…I like it…even when I don’t really like what I am looking at…it’s a higher concept kind of like…

Just doing my part to support our “heroes”…

Posted in:COVID-19|Features

2020

15

Apr

Zoey Deutch Nipples of the Day

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Zoey Deutch posted a very important video on her social media of being braless in a wifebeater!

This is not a new fetish by any means, I used to go to punk shows, ghetto cheap beer punk bars and even early Warped Tour shows and this choice of shirt was a constant back in the mid 90s. So we been seeing nipples in beaters for decades at this point….even though back then majority of beater wearers wore bras…it had a similar and sometimes more exciting effect because when you see the full natural tit hang and everything the nipple has to offer…it can be a little too real and take away from the fantasy…..if I know what your full tit looks like, what’s the point of even trying to wine and dine you and by wine and dine I mean take advantage of….we all have different definitions of seduction.

Anyway, the daughter of Caroline in the City a show no one I know remembers but that I for some reason remember watching. I think back to the 90s and don’t really remember ANY TV shows that I was excited about or that I’d run to watch. I wasn’t into Seinfeld or Friends, I wasn’t into nerd shit like Star Trek the Next Generation…I don’t even know what I watched at the time…but I remember Caroline in the City….maybe it was my psychic connection, my clairvoyant moment, my I bet in 25 years I’ll see her daughter’s titties in a tank top….

Either way, Caroline in the City’s daughter’s Titties in a Tank Top!

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Posted in:Zoey Deutch

2020

15

Apr

Sarah Hyland Blackface of the Day

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Hey Sarah Hyland – Rachel Dolezal and wants you to join the black panthers!!!

I am sure she appreciates the impression especially while pretending she’s Foxy Brown in a Blacksploitation / Genre Film from the 70s. All bikini topped and dancing.

I find Sarah Hyland creepy, but a survivor with a genetic condition that has required multiple kidneys, something that seems to have given her a YOLO approach to life as she shows off her very small body, potentially genetically mutated body…in content that will last as long as the internet lasts….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2020

15

Apr

Bella Thorne Booty in Jeans Sweater Eater of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted a pic of her daddy with this caption:

Today you died And tomorrow we are left with just the remnants of you..I hope ur floating in the sky somewhere or as that beautiful bird u always wanted to be…I want to say time heals but it’s been years and I still feel very broken with out you, please stop by my dreams tonight so I can say hello.

I don’t believe any of these sociopath robots have actual feelings, but it’s nice to see she’s at least pretending she does for the sake of garnering sympathy from her fans. You know give them a talking point that makes her feel more emotionally intelligent and in touch, more real…because all she’s been doing the last 4 years on social media is trying to play the “look how real I am, I shit, I piss, I fuck, I get acne”…in efforts to manipulate the fans.

Today, all those years ago is probably the day her “Protector” left the building and her mom was able to exploit her anyway she could to get famous….which worked…at least enough to get there but who knows if Bella Thorne is actually there…she’s probably more just a shell, a puppet, an avatar…because being a child star requires giving up being an actual human….

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2020

15

Apr

Demi Lovato The Blimp of the Day

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Demi Lovato is some real fucking bullshit. Clearly a puppet designed to spread the message of the evil media and entertainment industry. The fact that she wasn’t cancelled despite having a heroin overdose should be enough proof that there’s more to her story.

When you are a heroin addict and have a heroin overdose, when your demographic is a bunch of kids, and you’ve been used to market and brain wash kids for a fucking decade, no matter how they polarize it as a symptom of Bi-Polar disorder, and not that bitch is a heroin addict who had a heroin overdose….you would normally get fired.

I don’t think you’d be able to keep your job after a heroin overdose if you were a teacher, a doctor, even a retail outlet employee….they’d fire your crackhead ass and not even help you get to rehab…

But when you’re Demi Lovato you get to sing the national anthem at the super bowl, you get to get brand deals, you get to perform at the oscars and everyone sympathizes with you as you get fatter and fatter….fuck that.

This blimp bitch in a magazine, is part of the bullshit narrative of LIES being spewed to us…because HEROIN overdoses get you cancelled not sympathy NO Matter who you are…

That said…look at this blimp bitch “parachuting” into her new life…

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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2020

15

Apr

Genevieve Morton Final Form of the Day

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Remember Genevieve Morton? Neither do I.

Here is what she used to look like..

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Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2020

15

Apr

Cayley King Slutty of the Day

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Cayley King is some weird faced but trending model and these are her quarantine looks FROM HER INSTAGRAM

What’s with the jeans girl, isn’t the whole point of quarantine to be pantsless everyday…and if you’re going to wear pants…make sure they are elastic band pants so that you can fit all your snacks in…but she’s already busting out of her bra so I guess she doesn’t need ssnacks…

She’s some 23 year old who was dating Cindy Crawford’s son, which for an aspiring model is smart moves…and who fucking cares, just look at the tit in a bra for her Quarantine looks because all I care about is that these girls of any caliber and any level in her career or success curve…is being slutty in some capacity or another because THAT is what matters.

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Posted in:Cayley King

2020

15

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt posted these shitty topless pics of herself what must be a week ago, but who can really be sure, we live in a simulation and days are turning into weeks and into months and into who the fuck cares about Jennifer Love Hewitt…..even the biggest Jennifer Love Hewitt fans are over it after a decade of her being fat and boring….and old.

BUT there was a time she was the blue tank top wearing busty on a small frame…party of five titties that were the hottest thing for a solid year thanks to two or three movies…the cute girl with big tits….not showing her tits but showing upper collar bone which is basically part of her tit if you’re desperate enough.