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2020

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

For every chronic masturbator created in the pandemic due to focusing what is important in these times…like masturbating now that work, commuting, the rat race isn’t getting in the way of your true passion you forgot you had…

…is a chronic masturbateur unable to chronic masturbate because the kids and husband are home from work and getting in the way of mom shit like “diddling while waiting for the kids to come home from 8 am to 3 pm everyday”….because moms, especially stay at home moms basically masturbate 4 times a day.

Now they are forced to entertain kids, bake, cook, do crafting projects, educational projects….all with their butt plugs in.

Moms so slutty, I guess that’s how they became moms in the first place. “Fill my pussy” while pretending to be on birth control….we know how it is expecting the dude to be like “No that is irresponsible” because no one actually wants kids, it is usually more a perverted thing that ends in not wanting another abortion and feeling guilted into it “well we are 30 and married, this is what people do”..

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hot Tattooed Nude Model Does Parkour Looking Shit while Nude
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Dua Lipa’s Pink Panties for ELLE Magazine
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Girls Gets Dolled Up like a Slut to Take Out Her Trash
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Snooker FaRT
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Woman Gets it from a bus Passenger
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Money Grubber Selena Gomez Sues an App
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Hot Nude Model Alexandra Ola Gives herself Quarantine Kisses
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Some Woman Flashing her Tits
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Seagull Eats a Rabbit
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Amy Schumer Changes Kid’s Name from GENITAL TO GENE DAVID – FAME WHORE ATTENTION SEEKING PILE OF DOG SHIT TRASH
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2020

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know you’re all busy making sour dough bread, looking at social media, washing your groceries while the government takes your freedoms, maybe eventually seizing your assets, while 5G, Bill Gates and PizzaGate create viruses and microchips…to notice that girls are getting a lot more naked on the internet….

So if you thought you were over-masturabting before the quarantine, and during the quarantine, you are end up rubbing your already rubbed off dick off…in the next few months when things get more and more dire…

I know things are still laid back, the virus not so bad, the death rate not so high, the quarantine soon over, the back to work around the corner….things are looking up….people are hopeful….but how could anyone ever go back to work after this fun time of chilling all day…

I like to think that each day of quarantine that goes by, more and more people are like….this is good…now I know why celebs don’t work…I fucking hate work…how did I let myself end up like that….and as more and more quarantine-created work hatred forms among the people, more and more girls will turn into feet pic selling whores rather than working….forcing us to follow the lead of not ever going back to work again…to have the time to take in all this internet content…..

Let’s see how far it all goes…the future seems bright…and here are some stepLINKS..

Simone Biles Stripping in a Handstand…
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Hot Fucking Bikini Model
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Matt McConaughey’s Bounty Hunter Alter Ego Teaches You How to Make a Mask!
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Babe Getting Ready for her Daily COVID Quarantine Outing
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Rebecca Black Cleavage
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Celebs Singing Disney Songs at Home will be a Very Annoying Fundraiser
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Bird that Flies for 10 Months Straight
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Elsa Hosk is Hot
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Gigi Hadid Tom Boy Titties
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Halsey’s Booty
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Jessica Szohr’s Nipple Pokies
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Rhian Sugden Naked for Easter
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San Francisco in 1906 – Check Out all the Homeless
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Cop Tases his Partner – LOL
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Chelsea Handler is Gross in her Naked Book Club
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Nina Agdal Brings Yoga Vibes…
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Now that he’s faced death – Chris Cuomo May Be Turning On CNN
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Money Grubber Selena Gomez Who is Fake Mad at Celebrity Buys 5 Million Dollar 12,000 Square Foot Home – Great for the Environment
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Pallbearer Fail!
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Sports Announcer Broadcasting his Dogs Playing
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Girl Exposing Boyfriend for Cheating!
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Demi Rose Gets Wet
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Some Slut Named Ines Helene
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Rising Star Almondmilkhunni
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If Schitt’s Creek was a Horror Movie
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Babe Laura Dundovic in Fitness Gear Looking HOT
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Hot Model in Underwear on Miami Beach
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Weinstein Tried to Rape Kevin Smith – But Also Gave Him His Big BReak…
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Man Creates a Crazy Flight Simulator
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Don’t Take All of WIKI HOW’s Advice
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Naked Actress named Eugenia
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Man with Bigger Boobs than His Wife…
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Getty Art Museum challenge – Recreate Art – Has Weird Results
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Elon Musk Reacts to China’s Richest Man
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MEXICAN VIOLENCE
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Big tits in a Sheer Top
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Nina Agdal Yoga
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Emma Roberts on a Drive
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Dua Lipa Doing Errands
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Molly Sims in Leggigns
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Laresen Thompson in some Magazine Shoot
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Ali Larter Leggings
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Dakota Johnson in Jeans
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Malin Ackerman in a Swimsuit
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Alicia Silverstone – OLD
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Kate Beckinsale Holding hands in a White Tank Top
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Portia de Rossi in Pajama Pants – Lesbians
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Ashley Tisdale in a Mask – Her Best Look Yet
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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BRUSH FUCKER!
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Number One Babe on Snapchat
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Big hips / big Booty Reveal
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Big Booty Nurse
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Naked Girl – Jumping Rope
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11 Acts that Make you a Whore – REPOST BY SO GOOD
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Worst Pillow Fight Ever
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Pajama Bottom Titty Drop
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Squirting Milf – WHOLESOME!
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Dizzy FUCK
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Big Titty Towel Drop
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13 People Having a Shitty Day
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Banana Fucker
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JUGS!
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Grandma in the Cam Show – REPOST!
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2020

14

Apr

MissMolly is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t find this Quarantine boring at all. I have not spent a second even noticing it going on, other than not being able to grocery shop, nothing in my life has changed.

I still update this stupid site, basically all fucking day, no breaks for me, besides the fact that this whole thing isn’t really working.

But more importantly, I am spending my nights interacting with babes from THIS FREE CAM SITE …because there is a massive influx of new cam girls. Sex work is trendy, girls are out here hustling, because they realize going back to another job is a fucking sham, a soul sucking sham, when they can just rely on their damn selves…..not to mention the girls making the move to this amazing life are regular girls, college girls, basically every GIRL….it’s amazing and worth checking out when you’re bored of everything else around you….namely, your wife…

Today’s QUARANTINE CUTIE is the amazing MISS MOLLY who I have heard really likes when you say “GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY” because no one ever says that to her…

She does double blowjob shows, strap on shows, this babe delivers and that’s why she’s made the ranks of our daily girlfriend to get us through these uncertain times….so CHECK HER OUT or check out the 1000s of other babes being the real heroes in these dark times…. CLICK HERE

She does some Mad Max cosplay stuff

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2020

14

Apr

Inka Williams Getting Wet of the Day

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Inka Williams is this hot instagram model that I think is one of the hottest girls trending these days.

For some reason, when I post her, people comment that she’s got a little boy’s body, tell me I am queer and all kinds of other ABUSIVE shit, you cyber bullies can’t get me down with your trolling…

Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about your basic chick, chubby chasing, never getting laid opinion, because I assume there’s only one of you here, and you’re the one coming here, to my internet playground so by default I fucking win…even though we can collectively agree that we are all losers because we’re here looking at pics of some young hot girl doing commentary on whether her ass is womanly enough, rather than eating said ass in quarantine with her…

Losers will be losers…but at least we have each other.

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2020

14

Apr

25 Hand Bras of Instagram for TITTY TUESDAY of the Day

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It’s TITTY TUESDAY, which for those of you who are totally out of the loop, like me, I’m the “Boomer” “OK BOOMER” was referring too, even though I am nto a trending hashtag across the internet where men and women alike

It’s no secret that Zuckerberg is a socially awkward pervert who started facebook to creep on private messages of girls he wanted to fuck but couldn’t couples with his outsider analysis of basic human needs / wants and interests, that allowed him to create the platform for the most basic retard…

Anyway, grey area smut lives on social media, masked as art, or whatever, but effectively the same outcome as smut…tits out!

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2020

14

Apr

Delilah Belle Hamlin Tight Leggings of the Day

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Here’s Delilah Hamlin walking with her phone next to her pussy – probably set on vibrate because these young whores are fucking horny all the time, love contributing to the global masturbation pandemic in their own right, because thanks to Kim K and her sex tapes, coupled with being raised on porn…it is finally considered cool and trendy to be a sex worker.

Young girls everywhere turning 18 are making the move to selling their feet pics to monetize their content, because DIY while showing everyone how edgy you are…and not just the weird victim of abuse young girls, but all girls, regular middle of the road girls, out here cashing in on their cunts!

This Delilah Belle has an advantage because she’s rich and has parents willing to invest in her being a mainstream whore, a social media slut who is considered relevant enough to cash in on influencer money, doing their own version of the HADIDs…

Her mom such a whore she did this dance video in a sheer dress that I posted yesterday and will post again now because both their tits are visible…

The kind of mentor every girl trying to get ahead needs….a playboy whore turned reality star…or as Delilah calls her….mom.

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2020

14

Apr

Rumer Willis in the Bath of the Day

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Confusing things going on during the COVID crisis:

1- The stock market….I don’t understand the stock market to begin with, I’ve never had money to buy stocks but it seems like a fucking scam that makes no sense to me. I’m not a numbers guy, I just know that these companies sell off a percentage of their companies to the commoners / the public / the peasants, feed those commoners cooked books and manipulated numbers and stories…it’s called a pump and dump to value their shit much higher than their earnings would ever justify it being worth…. and in this COVID crisis where everyone is unemployed, no one is consuming much beyond groceries and booze and fitness equipment and entertainment content…the news calls for a depression but as weeks go on, the prices of stocks go back up to where they were….when they should be dropping….weird. Don’t trust big business or the governement…..

2 – Rumer Willis – sexualizing herself….because she’s ugly and now old….but rich thanks to her parents…so probably misguided into thinking she is hot. Positive affirmation does that. Tell a fat chick she’s hot enough and she’ll be acting like she’s fucking Beyonce when you try to have anal sex with her…when if nature took it’s course she’d be begging for anal, even paying for anal…because none of that bullshit hype got into her or other people’s heads into thinking BIG IS BEAUTIFUL….

I will say that Rumer Willis looks better than ever, which isn’t saying but but a thanks to FACE INJECTIONS…

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2020

14

Apr

Slutty Nurses Doing their Part of the Day

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If you’ve been to this site before and I assume you haven’t because basically no one has. I have in my 15 years of doing this never met someone who even knows this site exists. Good for the ego. Don’t worry, I’m well aware that I suck and have sucked for pretty much ever. I don’t run a blog to get clout. I do this because it’s a mental health issue.

Not a mental health issue as amazing as girls who feel the need to post up their smut, their self produced butt shots and nudes, for feedback from strangers to fill that void of not being jacked off to.

People need a release, they need to be validated, who fucking knows what the deal is but it’s being done.

So, if you’ve visited this site you’ll know that I am doing my part to do what I can do in this COVID crisis to show my support to the frontline health care workers….because they are getting naked and I like that more than their saving lives amongst viruses and germs.

This scrub nudity shit is the hottest REAL LIFE nudity going on right now…so take it in, even if some of these girls aren’t hot…they are HEROES….

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2020

14

Apr

Jordyn Jones Topless of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is hot young low hanging celebrity who doesn’t really need the whole celebrity thing to make her relevant or an earner, thanks to the internet paying the fuck out.

These youtubers are making 100 million dollars a year if done right, most actors aren’t making that kind of money, which is probably why they are all aggressively figuring out their own social media strategies, as they know they are being replaced and missing out on the money they want to hoard for themselves….

Jordyn Jones was in some random shows that probably don’t matter, but made her big push doing slutty cover songs on youtube, so now with her 6 million fans on instagram, she can bring the titties in provocative pictures freely…yay for that.

This picture may be for her new album drop? I’m too busy reading her IG Bio “I love you dad” because clearly she put it there for all you perverts with that daddy fetish….

She knows her audience. What the people want and by people I mean my pervert ass.

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2020

14

Apr

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit of the Day

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The nice thing about the pandemic is that you know which celebs are calling the paparazzi….and staging their bullshit publicity stunts…

Like Malin Ackerman.

Basically, celebs going to the grocery stores when they pay personal assistants to do everything including wiping their asses in some cases, life as a celebrity personal assistant would be fucking hell…yet here they are out there doing their groceries all of a sudden…while in masks so that you can’t even distinguish which celeb is which…but the paparazzi just “KNOW”….it’s some real fucking bullshit…

Then there’s Malin Ackerman….

Who no one gives a fuck about anymore now that she’s in her 40s, but in her younger years was the eye candy needed to make movies better.

She’s just randomly walking out to her car, that is visible from the street, for the paparazzi that just happen to be posting up at her house because Malin Ackerman is such an A-List name…while they arent posting up at actual A-List houses because they know they don’t have a 1 pm scheduled bathing suit appearance.

I get it, celebrities are whores dying for relevance, even when they’ve had major success, they want to keep the lies alive…

I don’t mind it, because an old celebrity ass is still an ass….not that Malin Ackerman is really that much of a celebrity but you know what I mean..

It’s just a reminder that it’s all desperate and pathetic and thus hilarious….

Shamelessness isn’t reserved for those girls of instagram trying so hard to get famous…it’s for the already famous too.

Society is so fucked.