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2020

23

Mar

Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day

Hilary Duff is obviously feeling like a hot mom of two as she should be since she’s looking better than ever….it probably has to do with reconnecting with her Disney execs.

I don’t know why, it seems like that’s not how this is supposed to work, but you can assume it has to do with being sexually abused when she got her Disney Start as a teenager at that famous pervert pool party…you know a broken pervert who knows how to fuck and gets what she wants from fucking… with a lot of money…..

I am sure she is probably being paid to use this silly product, as an excuse to show off her tit in a wife beater without a bra on, with her hard mom nipple exposed, ready to lactate all over the motherfucking place….but that wife beater like this was Warped Tour 1996….I was there….and so were braless wife beaters…a revelation really that I guess is social media, free the nipple, feminist friendly….

It’s nice to see celebs trying to do their best INFLUENCER content knowing they are pros and that tits get hits.

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2020

23

Mar

Rita Ora With The Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora, not to be confused with Rita Wilson, is obviously in some kind of isolation despite being the perfect candidate for the virus since bitch is everywhere, has turned to her social media like a low level cam girl she probably should have become, to show off her amazing tits that are clearly the reason she’s not a low level cam girl, she had better options that brought her to America as an up and comer, ready to take on the music industry, but instead she just did that sexually as she climbed the ladder.

What I am trying to say is Rita Ora has great tits.

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2020

23

Mar

Halle Berry Skin Bleaching of the Day

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I guess when it comes to self isolation or work from home, these whores who sit in mansions with piles of money and are barely inconvenienced because they are Halle Berry and bitch gets whatever she wants….

You get only a few options in content. Cooking /Eating videos, workout videos and beauty videos.

On one level it seems so low level and desperate for a celebrity to use social media for their personal brands. It’s like you’re Halle Berry and you have to let people watch you apply bleach to your face because you’re ready to admit that you’re only black by a technicality.

It’s like bitch these influencer wannabes are doing this so they can MAYBE get to your level of fame, and here you are doing it because you think you have to, your agents tell you too, you’ve always been an attention seeking whore and this immediate feedback gives you things to jack off to. I get it and that’s ok….it just seems kind of pathetic whether it is fun or not….I can imagine some of the high paid shit this girl turned down. Maybe TV commercial spots or campaigns that would require less work and less shame than doing this for free. So crazy.

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2020

23

Mar

Greer Grammer Fitness Erotica of the Day

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While you’re all a few months out from being placed in FEMA concentration camps by the government that moves in to take over….

Greer Grammer, the daughter of Kelsey Grammer, the cokehead from Cheers who knows a thing or two about house arrest….life lessons learned that I am sure he relayed to his baby girl unless he was too busy with some playboy sluts….bringing her important tips like like Workout From Home is the new Work From Home….when you don’t need to work cuz you’re FRASIER’s girl and Frasier made BANK….

This is that workout, that I am eager to see become masturbation videos….as you know sexting “mistakes” from attention seekers are BOUND to happen…

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2020

23

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fucks Herself of the Day

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In Kate Beckinsale news for all you Kate Beckinsale fan-boy weirdos who can’t believe she still looks as good as you remember her looking the first time you came yourself watching her in a movie as you do. No Hands motherfucker, you’re just that fucking pathetic in your perversion and virginity….

I guess she’s pretending to be in quarantine as the elite pretend to do despite still socializing….

In quarantine she worked out in some skimpy outfit no mom of a 20 year old should probably wear…but that this mom of a 20 year old car wear because for whatever reason she looks better than most 20 year olds.

It may not make sense, but in these times…pretty much NOTHING makes sense.

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2020

23

Mar

Dora Madison Burge is Disgusting of the Day

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I guess Dora Madison Burge is showing off her pregnancy bump, because girl needs to take loads, as she’s basically a reddit amateur who posts up her fuck videos, only a working actor on the side…

Unless she’s just showing off how well fed she is because being a working actress means she has money, despite what her third world looking crack den of an apartment is telling us….full fridge for this bitch…or maybe she’s just distended like a starving african baby during the famine….but I like the whole knocked up, whether it’s from cream pie cumshots from random dudes her pervert ass lets inside her…or from getting her dildos she uses on her CAM SHOWS lost up inside her.

Either way, she looks like shit.

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2020

23

Mar

Chanel West Coast Ass of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is killing this home isolation bullshit that is stealing your freedoms, that you’re all freaking out about, because you’re having trouble being told what to do, but more importantly, having trouble accepting that it is the end of the world and that we are all going to die…I see you fuckers out there spreading the virus with your delusions that it’s not a big deal…I had at least two or three people walk up on me while I was walking my dog…stay the fuck away motherfuckers. I’m not going to die because you are all pieces of shit.

While the sluts of the internet, like Chanel Westcoast who is some bullshit from MTV who doesn’t matter, turned rapper, realize that there are more eyeballs than ever thanks to boredom, means great opportunity to show off the ass and her ass looks awesome…

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2020

23

Mar

Angela Olszewska Shows Her Puberty of the Day

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Angela Olszewska wasn’t ya’ll to know that she’s not one of those alopecia looking pussies that’s been waxed the fuck down by some asian body waxer at some asian waxing salon, where the coronavirus was clearly created from all the pussy bacteria left on the waxing strips….

She got bush ya’ll….

As a person who lives and dies by the bush, a bush activist, a bush philanthropist, the kind of bush lover that has tried to take down waxing salons by protesting them, and getting jobs in them, to take them out from the inside…

I don’t buy that waxing pussy is a construct of the patriarchy, but appreciate all the bush being grown out because of the protest against the patriarchy…because I am a bush advocate!!

Dudes will fuck anything, hairy or not…just ask Oscar the cab driver from Turkey I once knew who used to fuck farm animals…

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2020

23

Mar

Bella Thorne Shaking Ass of the Day

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Sluts be getting bored.

All being on Quarantine and probably not really practicing social distancing because they are all a bunch of coddled fucking babies who need constant fucking attention.

At least they have the internet to tap into their attention seeking slut selves…where they can jiggle their asses for all their fans as a distracting from the impending end of the world….

The good news is that shit is going to go nuts a few more weeks into this, people are already losing their minds a week in.

Soon, Belle Thorne will be launching “insertion challenges”…how big of an object can you fit in your cunt.

The COVID-19 virus…turning everyone into a cam girl.

Here is her nasty sister Dani who looks like what I imagine the Corona Virus would look like if it was a person

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2020

23

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Fitness Tits of the Day

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I am not an Alexandra Daddario groupie…I don’t give a fuck about her big tits in the True Detective, when she went viral, because as it turns out celebrity women only go viral when they show their tits in movies, just ask Margot Robbie.

Point being, all these self involved cunts living in their big mansions thanks to offering the world basically NOTHING of value, because entertainment has been over-inflated for fucking ever, and none of these people deserve what they have because they are dancing monkeys on camera.

Her tits aren’t worthy of the success she’s had, that’s a flaw in the American system….so I sit here watching the home workouts as they try to keep relevant, busy and connected with fans…but I’m hoping for all their existences to go down with the fucking ship.

Fuck these assholes and the piles of money they are sitting on while real Americans are starving.

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