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2020

24

Mar

The Girls of Quarantine of the Day

I went over how Reddit is a massive fucking porn site, despite being treated as if it is the front page of the interent, because they divert from all the porn being uploaded to it, with Ask Me Anything events with celebrities. I guess they also have niche interest sections and other shit that allows them to pretend they aren’t porn, but the porn is the backbone….only unlike other porn sites…this porn is self produced porn, selfie porn, sexts that want a bigger audience than the dudes they meet on tinder, sexts that they want to bait dudes into buying more nudes from after realizing it gets them off and that it can get monetized, best of all worlds…

So with the Quarantine still running, until it is decided everyone goes back to work next week, only to die a miserable breathless lungs giving out on you death….they’ve come together to upload their quarantine nudes…90 percent push to a premium snapchat and only fans…but I support bitches making a living off their pussy especially now that NORMALS are doing it, not just the alt suicide girl types….but the EVERYONES….because money has that effect on people. Why work when you can’t work, or when you can make more money selling a pervert a tity pic.

Here’s today’s round Up. Some are gross. I like to give a snapshot of what is really going on.

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2020

24

Mar

Naughty Nurses During the COVID-19 Crisis of the Day

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As we are all chilling at home like we are on summer vacation, despite possibly going broke, running out of food, contracting a virus that could kill us and dying, as the rich get richer through manipulating the economy tactics, and the Government that is supposed to support capitalism decide to bail out these billion dollar corporations, so the CEOs can get their yearly bonus, while the laid off guy never gets his job back, even though these corporations strategically evade taxes yearly through smart accounting, because they are evil.

The healthcare workers are the true hero. Still working, still putting their life on the line, putting in the hours as they know they’ll definitely get the virus and end up in quarantine, but until then they are putting in work.

With stressful situations comes basic stress release tactics, like masturbation, which I am sure is the reason these women are posting up their slutty nurse content, unless they just know they can’t get fired as all hands need to be on deck, or maybe their helpful caring bed side manner is just trying to make you feel better during these dark times by showing you their cunts.

Interesting times.

If you like naughty nurses, it’s a fetish apparently…. I posted this one YESTERDAY and Homie’s site posted 52 Naughty Nurses!

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2020

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Braless of the Day

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I don’t know when Selena Gomez transitioned to become what looks like a fat Mexican working at the taco stand on a hot summer day, sweating on your burrito like it wasn’t the current Corona-Time but rather the corona-time we all used to enjoy with our Burrito we didn’t fear our Mexican tortilla lady sweating in because we didn’t think about the deadly virus her sweat may contain, if anything it was just part of the experience.

You know all sloppy titty from having a dozen kids, some while making burritos, you know why miss work for that.

But it happened…I mean those tits are big and sloppy like a fat chick about to do a titty reveal in hopes of getting some male attention they missed out on when fat was seen as disgusting or something you only fucked at 3 am when drunk and horny.

This is not the Selena Gomez I know, I mean…titties down to her boxers…seems weird, but maybe that happens with a compromised immune system, drug addiction, during a pandemic.

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2020

24

Mar

Hania Koczewska Smoking a Cigarette Topless of the Day

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I have no idea what this topless shoot is for. I don’t know anything about this Hania Koczewska girl besides finding her #gallery-4 { margin: auto; } #gallery-4 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-4 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-4 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

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2020

24

Mar

Vintage Erotica – Jane Birkin Edition of the Day

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Jane Birkin is Charlotte Gainsbourg’s mother. You may remember Charlotte Gainsbourg has done a lot of NUDE SCENES in movies but her most interesting story is that her dad, French lounge singer that all the hipsters fell in love with, Serge, did a duet with her called Lemon Incest about a dad and daughter’s sexual affair when she was 13 years old. It could have been an early troll, you know upset the media with outrageous claims, but that’s probably the worst fucking troll ever at least when it comes to you, as it should….who makes a song about incest with his 13 year old daughter…the French. That is who.

Anyway, Jane Birkin was hot and since we’re all going to die, we should reflect on the past, at least to get a taste of what faces looked like before all the fillers…

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2020

24

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Not Alone During Social Distancing of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is some loser rich kid with celebrity parents who wasn’t able to use her celebrity parents to position herself in a way that other celebrity kids do…you know turn it into profit, make it work for her, maybe get modelling jobs, acting jobs, basically whatever the fuck other celebrity kids are getting overpaid to do.

Instead she’s irrelevant, low level and doing instagram influencer shit you’d expect from a college girl who works at starbucks who dreams of being an influencer, instead of a cam girl or onlyfans girl.

It’s actually impressive how bad she is at the internet, social media, using her money and connections. It’s like she has to TRY to intentionally drop the fucking ball and fail. I guess I can relate because I had every opportunity to be a dot com billionaire yet I spend my days posting shit like this about people who don’t even matter in their own homes, with their own families.

But at least she’s not alone, assuming her visit from her little friend is her feminist approach to getting her period, you know the celebration of not being knocked up, even though last I checked she was dating a lebsian rapper who rapped about being raped. Awesome times for Ireland.

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2020

24

Mar

Maya Thurman Hawke Gets Fucked of the Day

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Maya Thurman Hawke is what happens when Ethan Hawke cums inside Uma Thurman’s ass, and due to a proliferation in her rectum that we’ll blame Weinstein and Tarantino for, one sperm landed on her prostate and found it’s way to a uterus that she didn’t know she had, but hoped she had, which is why she chose to live her life as a woman and not a man. Jamie Lee Curtis phenomenom if you will.

I know what you’re thinking…and that is that UMA can’t be a man, how would that make sense, especially considering you’ve jacked off to her, but clearly you’ve never looked at her hands…maybe because she doesn’t want you to…but google that shit, they big.

Anyway, that cum turned into Maya Hawke, and she’s got big tits, and is in Stranger Things, because life is hard when you’re a celebrity’s kid, or in her case 2 celebrity’s kid. They just get thrown into acting jobs real actors want but can’t have because they aren’t celebrity kids.

At least she’s got big tits to justify that decision of giving her work instead of someone actually deserving of that work….

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2020

24

Mar

Mountain Dew Shoppers Done Got Mad and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Over Shot the Landing

Asshole Train!

The Man Using Panties as a Mask

The Random Product Licker

Walking the Dog Quarantine Way…

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2020

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t believe in leaving the house, although my previous weekly excursion involved going to the grocery store to look at moms and wonder when they all become so slutty in their activewear, that part of my life is over and I have moved on….

So I decided about a week ago to order some WALMART online groceries, because I’m trash and my fat wife needs her baked goods, they make you reserve your time, and the only time available was a week out.

The order was supposed to arrive yesterday afternoon, 15 minutes before it was supposed to arrive, I get an email that they cancelled the order….Fuck Walmart the METH addict of stores…all toothless and full of feces based diseases…

So I assume today is the day my wife finally kills me and eats me.

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Bebe Rexha Topless for COVID
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4k Trip Through NYC in 1911
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS Coronavirus – Let’s Hope She Dies…
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Bullshit Taylor Kim and Kanye Saga…
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Fence Can’t Contain Dog
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Joker’s Philosophy for the Nerd Fucks…
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Bella Hadid TikTok Nips
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Italian Hospitals
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The Arkansas Trailer
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Singer Maren Morris Got Cummed In 9 Months Ago
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Slutty Nurses
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Weird Nirvana Cover
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Maria KN Nude Harness Girl
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The Doctor Who Defied Death…
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2020

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As Harvey gets killed off, I’m going to start the Harv Didn’t Contract COVID-19 himself Memes tonight…..

As they prepare FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS that have been secretly built by the NWO as they prepare for their one world government, where everyone is microchipped via the Bill Gates vaccine for this man made virus that was used as chemical warfare against the world, because Bill Gates is still bitter MSN messenger didn’t become Facebook….but microchipping us all will be the future of content distribution, tracking data, and it’s not like those fuckers don’t already have all they need to know or whatever the conspiracy of the minute is.

As you try all the tips from the internet how how to prevent the disease….or as you plan for the shutting down of grovery stores, figuring out which neighbors you can rob in a home invasion from 6 feet away cuz you don’t want to contract the virus you just want the toilet paper…..

I’ve assumed I was dying the last decade and a half of various ailments from Cancers to Heart Disease but always refused to go to the doctor to see, who wants to find out they are dying. Now, with the pandemic, it would be irresponsible to go to the doctor, plus we may all die together which seems more romantic a concept. Going down with the ship, even if you hate everyone else on the ship….it’s like you’re not going to be missing out on much surviving…like a suicide pact with the world….

So this is all like watching a silly movie filled with idiots everywhere, potentially a lot of tits, nude content, amateur porn is going to be produced…as society slowly unravels…as people realize their lives are insignificant and that their work is useless and their money and investments worthless…and that they’ve been scammed and lied to for their entire lives…you know that self awareness NO One seems to have…..the worst in everyone is going to surface and that’s going to be hilarious…

Here are some stepLINKS before we all die…..like that old couple that ordered aquarium cleaner thinking it was malaria drugs…to fight COVID….population control…

52 Slutty Nurses Flashing Their Tits
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Amazing Booty Reveal
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Elsa Hosk Hot in Lingerie
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Bella Hadid Nipples on TikTok
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Steve Martin on the Banjo
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Beard Surfers of Lake Superior
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Corona Virus Test Fetish
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Dude Ready Offered a BJ and a Donut for Toilet Paper
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ITalian Hospitals Looking Solid
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Dua Lipa in VOgue
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Nude Model in Topless
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Rosario Dawson Big Tits!
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Rita Wilson Rapping.
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Ariel Winter – Hard Nips
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Georgia Fowler’s Nipples are Googly
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Pregnant Whore of the day
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Farting Seal
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I love Antique Roadshow…
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Hailey Biber Hot in Bathing Suits
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Kaia Gerber’s Topless Selfie
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Ferrari Diecast Race
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They are doing a New Crocodile Dundee
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The Worst Celeb Singing Imagine Remix
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Anya Taylor Joy Toasting Buns
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Sara Sampaio Bikini and Socks
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Ariel WInter Fat as Shit Buying Disgusting Food – Like the Trash she is
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Georgia Fowler Wonky Nips
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Teresa Palmer in a Magazine
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Olivia Wilde – Hiking
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Fake Lesbian Kristen Stewart with a Fat Dude
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Gisele and Tom Brady on the Beach
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Alessandra Ambrosio Track Suit
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Ana de Armas and Ben Leaving a Building – Probably an Abortion Clinic…
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Margaret Qualley Long Skinny Legs
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Liz Olsen On a Walk
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From stepSMUT!!

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Arab Masturbating
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So Much Booty
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Guide to Coronavirus Hookers
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Hot Amateur…
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French Ticker….Disturbing as fuck….
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30 Pics of Slutty Girls….
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Glow Stick in Pussy….
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Spread Ass….
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22 People having a Shitty Day
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Booby Jiggle!
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Tattoo of the Day….
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Scumbags 2020
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