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2020

25

Mar

Alya Tulchinskaya Bush and Shitty Tattoo of the Day

Alya Tulchinskaya is probably a Russian, at least based on her name, who realizes that she doesn’t need to be a cam girl to get noticed or paid on the internet. The future is getting naked in photoshoots you show your small tits, bush, idiotic tattoo and dumpy body in…while pretending to be a nude model, or nude artist, liberated in nudity and confident in nudity because narcissism can be delusional, all in efforts to drive dudes to pay 30 dollars a month to watch you masturbate on snapchat. You know all so that she doesn’t need to be that CAM GIRL …it’s more socially accepted and hip sex work I guess.

The only issue is that Alya Tulchinskaya is not that hot, but dudes don’t care, we’ll fuck anything….we’re opportunists and can always zero in on one body part to bust to…even on the gnarliest of holes.

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2020

25

Mar

Phoebe Price’s Toilet Paper Dance of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking icon, a busty fucking icon, who feels like an old friend, the den mother who was doing the influencer thing before it was really a thing….

If anything, she was more committed to the cause than any influencer, almost making her miss the boat on actual social media influencing, because she was pre social media.

That doesn’t mean she’s irrelevant, I don’t pretend that having big following on social media means you matter, this one is from the time when you had to LEAVE the house to get seen, and when you got seen you had to be outrageous enough to get a paparazzi to shoot you, and hope the magazines picked you up….and they did.

Meaning she had to move to LA, get outfits, get seen….etc.

Kids these days have it so easy…making millions from the comfort of your own home….

That’s why I’m more into this legend…the famous for being not famous but wanting to be famous…than the idiots trying to get famous on social.

That said, here’s Phoebe’s viral Toilet Paper video for TikTok.

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Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2020

25

Mar

“Influencer’s” Medical Mask Bikini of the Day

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I am all for random sluts of the internet using the COVID-19 crisis as an opportunity to produce clickbait, viral content around viruses, for the people out here living this COVID-19 scam.

If a bitch bored at home is going out there and producing smut with MASKS, or Hand Santizer, or Toilet Paper. I am all for it.

If a bitch is willing to lick toilet seats in protest of the virus to get more hype, clout and views, i am all for it.

I think this is a creative time, an opportunity for people to see that they can stand out from the rest with some jokes, while these mainstream and boring influencers give workout advice and other life tips in quarantine, no one cares about, you’re not a fucking expert….the quality creators are making jokes.

Apparently, people are offended by the above face mask bikini post, because people are fucking losers who are offended by everything, hopefully this time of survival wipes out that attitude while people start fearing and hating each other.

KEEP the COVID-19 smut alive as long as COVID-19 terrorizes us.

Her name is: YULIA and she’s the kind of Russian spam bot we all need.

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Posted in:Photos

2020

25

Mar

Taylor Swift Fan Flashes Her Tits from Work at Robeks of the Day

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Robeks is a smoothie shop and this girl who works there making smoothies during these dark times where getting a smoothie could offer the viral nutrients needed to boost your immune system, while also putting you at risk to get the COVID-19 when getting the smoothie because who the hell knows who touched anything in the store, or who touched all the fruit and veg in your smoothie, or who touched the star that you don’t care is plastic anymore, you have bigger issues than the ocean here….

So I guess this Taylor Swift fan, which is amazing a concept, anytime I see Taylor Swift has actual fans and wonder about society as a whole….but anyway, this Taylor Swift fan is keeping smoothie work fun by pulling out her huge tits.

It’s a who gives a fuck, fire me motherfuckers, I’m gonna get naked if I want to as I risk my life for 10 dollars an hour kind of era.

TITS EVERYWHERE…all these girls losing their minds and getting naked. Amazing.

Posted in:Videos

2020

25

Mar

Campaign to Get Bitches to Stay Home and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Tub Sluts in Quarantine

Crazy Man on Quarantine

Mini Sit Ups!

ATM Thief

Indian Police Enforcing Lockdown

More Lockdown in India

Drunk Elephants

Dude on Fire hits Gas Pumo

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I do understand the concept of people going live to do their little low budget, cable access that wouldn’t have even made it on cable access, internet streams….they are narcissists, love to perform and hear themselves talk.

What I do not understand, is why anyone with other options, from TV, Movies, Reading, to staring at the wall would ever watch.

If you’ve ever watched an IG live that doesn’t involve a girl talking dirty or touching herself, they are so condescending, obnoxious and don’t offer any substance. I don’t care how a bitch is making smoothies in quarantine or whatever else the whining involves. I dont’ know how other people do. I don’t believe other people do. These “influencers” aren’t interesting.

I used to play radio as a kid, where I’d talk to a boombox recording fake commercials and all that shit….for no audience….like this site…basically, I prepared myself for this early on. If I did a podcast, it would be reliving my childhood…talking to the wall….but there’s a difference in writing posts no one reads to creating videos diaries or some video performance on social media in hopes the most people possible see it…it’s less invasive.

It’d be nice if the cure to COVID-19 the immunity if you will….like we were on Survivor…was if all THOSE assholes didn’t feel the need to stream and that all THOSE assholes go totally fucking broke….

Remember….all of this doesn’t mean I don’t jerk off to Bea Arthur

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Hot Sex Doll on TikTok More Substance Than Rat Cow
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Patrick Stewart’s Reading Shakespeare.
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Kylie Jenner Big Tits in a Bikini
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REM Drummer – DEAD
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Rita Ora’s Bikini
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Prince Charles COVID-19 Confirmed
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Work Conference Member Takes a Pee on Cam Accidentally…
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Snowboarder Does Flips
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Chrissy Tiegen’s Ripped Asshole
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Husband in Underwear Accidentally Photobomb’s Wife’s Conference Call
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2020

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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How shitty does your life have to be that you WANT to go back work….I get that we’ve been programmed to think work is productivity and work is how you live an honest life and work is how you make consistent money to pay idiotic bills for your life…but to be unemployed is fucking liberating…if you get to work from home, even fucking better…getting paid to pretend to work, far better than going to the office and having to actually act as you pretend to work….

People have too much fear about losing the house, starving to death…maybe they are maxed out, maybe I don’t get it….but believe in your fucking self, you don’t need to be a slave to some asshole company for barely enough money as the rich steal from the poor….they don’t care about you…

You are smart, you can find other ways to make money…

I see all these people mad they can’t work, clearly not surf bums, clearly not into the chill….

We’ve been lied to forever, we are still be lied to…and I know I’d be so stoked to be unemployed…fuck eating and bills it’s the apocalypse….

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Bella Thorne Braless on Set
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Chrissy Tiegen Ripped her Asshole
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Video Conference Goes South Fast….When Girl Films Herself Peeing for her Co-Workers
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Another Video Conference Fail
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Midget and her Dead baby
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Pandemic Porn with Suzy
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Reese Witherspoon and Kerry Washington not Social Distancing
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Emma Roberts in a Button Down Shirt
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Phoebe Price Nips!
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Devil Woman Amber Heard Pokies
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Dog Loves Jumping in Leaves
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The Hairdryer Kills hte Coronavirus in Florida…
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The Worst Response to Gal Gadot’s Bullshit
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Romee Strijid in Lingerie
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Brooke Burke – Bikini Selfie
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Some Girl Humping the Stage
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50 Cent Challenges Mayweather to Read a Book
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Rita Wilson Showing Ya’ll Where Chet Learned his Skills
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Deisy Leon Nude –
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Nadine Velazquez is Inspiring / BUSTY!
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Dua Lipa Delays Album Release…Because She Can’t Maximize Earnings under COVID-19 and these motherfuckers are greedy
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Lady Gaga Also Postponed her Album Release
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Madonna’s Coronvirus Videos are Solid…
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Top World Wide Webcams under Quarantine
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Arizona Sky Hot in the Bathroom Topless
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Jeremy Renner Tries to Get Child Support Reduced due to COVID-19
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People with COVID-19
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Natasha Gives Herself a Wedgie
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How Summer will Affect COVID-19
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Slutty Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Looking Like Shit
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Some Slut in Lingerie Outfit
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Stodden and her COVID Mask
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Connie Constance Titties
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Lady Gaga’s Bare Ass Photoshoot
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Evan Rachel Wood’s Hottest Photoshoot from 2009
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Kendall Jenner Booty in Jeans Photoshoot
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Cassia Slut in Red
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White Dick Vs Asian Ass – Why Not – It’s the End of the World
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Sexy Melissa – Nude
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Big Festival Booty
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TIGHT Sticky VAGINA works Against Her….
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Elizabeth Turner and Danielle Herrignton On the Beach
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Big Titties on Top
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Noting is Sacred Anymore
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Wind-Induced-Panty-Flash
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Lesbian PARTY!
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11 WTF Was That Moments
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Naked Bitch by the Window
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Hottest Disabled Girl Ever
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Lesbian Sleepover
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2020

24

Mar

Spaghetti Girl Surviving the Apocalypse for Now of the Day

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You need to be committeed to attention seeking, your sex work as you sell subscriptions to your nudes, to lay on a floor and fuck a bowl of Spaghetti while some dude who we assume pretends he is an artist, when really is just into seeing how far he can take dumb girls who think his ideas are so edgy and cool, when people like me have been dumping random substances on women for over a decade. It’s not that high concept but it is a nice level of trashy which is what I think we need as a species right now…trashy sex workers fucking spaghetti in their artistic nudes they charge 30 dollars a month for you to see.

I guess when everyone’s a whore, it’s hard to break from the pack, but here’s to trying.

Posted in:Photos

2020

24

Mar

Bella Hadid’s Slutty Big Headed Titty TikTok of the Day

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I find nothing more lame, more desperate, more pathetic, more basic than these celebs, models, and influencers, who are grown ass people, dancing around on some app for attention, because they know it is trending and they can’t miss out.

It’s like they care about audience and views so fucking bad that they embarrass the fuck out of themselves and think it is hot or cool or funny or creative….when it’s what girls are doing in order to become these idiots….

These are the same people who will turn down 75k for an Insta post from a brand because they are trending or “it people” and not because they are ugly as fuck and barely human so you call them “it”…but rather bitches who get fucking work and media hype and think they are worthy of million dollar IG posts…out here doing this for free to stay relevant.

Grow the fuck up you desperate fucks….but for those of you who like titty dances from famous instagram models with their titty’s out…here you fucking go….big headed cunt.

I miss when famous people were above all this…and saved the social media for us peasants. Where did it all go wrong…

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2020

24

Mar

Celeste Bright Underboob of the Day

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Celeste Bright keepign things bright. I’m sure she never heard that one since she decided to change her stripper name to Bright…

She claims to be a legit model and she is apparently repped by a legit modeling agency thanks to probably fucking one of the agents so he was like “alright I’ll bring you deals if you suck this dick”….because last I checked, girls who squat in fuck me boots wearing panties, or women doing pantyhose fetish porn are typically trying to sell subscriptions to their porn sites, and not brand deals.

I am not hating on the whore, I mean this is the look all the girls have, this is the style all the girls have, if anything I’m wondering why it took so long for the mainstream to encourage all girls to be like this.

Back in the day it was only a small percentage of woman willing to whore out….now it’s fucking everyone.

I mean models of the 90s or 2000s would never be doing shoots like this for fear of being dropped by brands and agencies, but now it is encouraged to get them to that 1,000,000 fans.

She looks so fucking low level and trashy and probably is….but lucky for her, old rich guys like slutty girls with followers…so her rent will always be paid.

All these IG models are going to get real ugly and broke…if this virus continues on it’s path of destruction…

Posted in:Celeste Bright