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2020

Mar

Madonna’s Coronavirus Weirdness of the Day

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Here’s Madonna naked in the tub saying that COVID-19 is great because it equalizes us. It is a great equalizer and that if it all goes down we are all going down together.

Which is solid insight, but at 61 years old with a face full of fillers, looking like some cartoon character clown, from the comforts of one of her multi-million dollar homes, with a staff that she can use and coordinate to get all the supplies she needs, without exposing herself to the virus at all, because she’s madonna, she’s rich as fuck, and can afford to survive this or at least try to survive this. Which means it isn’t an equalizer at all, because poor out of work people are fucked…they will go hungry and start EATING each other. I’ve seen ALIVE…I know…but thanks for the words of wisdom Madonna – you cunt.

Not to mention, even if she did get it, she’s a senior citizen and old enough to die, she’s accomplished all she needed to accomplish, so what she has to say is fucking irrelevant, but it is weird and as time goes on, people are going to be putting out weirder and weirder content.

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2020

Mar

Day 10 of Quarantine of the Day

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I haven’t really been on social media because I have no interest in seeing people’s personal takes on their quarantine, whether it is giving date tips, or any other useless clickbait….from Conspiracy theories, to anger at people not social distancing, to meltdowns realizing it is the end of the world…BORING….

But I do find it funny as a concept that all these people who have been distracting themselves for years, will need to LEARN about themselves for once…I mean maybe that’s too hopeful, but most people are just idiots who go through the motion….and eventually the gym workout videos will end and people will give up on posting on social media…but until then….bored people will do dumb fucking things.

Lucky for us, it comes in the form of PLENTY of nudes…but it also comes in stunts like this…”challenges”…

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2020

Mar

Not All Of Us Need to Fear the Coronavirus of the Day

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For all you out there unable to score your sex workers, online girlfriends for random hook-ups, picking up randoms at the bar…this TIKTOK girl is for you. Her name is TRINITY and she can’t get the CORONAVIRUS…..at least not if you wipe her down with Lysol wipes.

I assume this is the future, when all of the influencers and TikTokers die from the virus, we will be left with the piles of sex dolls looted from the sex shops to replace our wives.

I know they are saying that the virus is worse for men than women, in part because those out of work are losing 20 cents more than women out of work, but also because we die easier from it, so this may not be a preview of the future or the singularity, or the artificial coming to take over and replace the humans…but rather just a reminder that influencers and tiktokers are basically fucking sex dolls, with a lack of substance, or soul…either way…this bitch won’t be getting the Coronavirus…

Posted in:TIKTOK|Videos

2020

Mar

Support all our Healthcare Workers of the Day

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I’ve always known nurses to be home wrecking sluts, who are only in the job because it gets them close to doctors, doctors that they can seduce with their knowledge of healthcare, while being their subservients on long shifts together.

It’s one of those technical schools at the local college the girls who work as strippers do for a solid and respectable career, but under the scrubs is the fake tits they bought from lap dancing, seeking to cock of married doctors to fill them up with babies, so that they can move into the big house at the top of the hill to raise those kids after dude is forced to get a divorce from his first wife for cheating on her and knocking up one of the nurses.

So all you girl with your doctor husbands better watch out, they spend a lot of time, in closed quarters, in 12 hour shifts…..and all you guys dating or married to nurses better remember that they are at the hospital looking to upgrade to that doctor life, because your shitty middle class house isn’t that million dollar mansion they dream of…and hear about when at work with a dude for 12 hours a day.

I’ve always said nurses are the whores of the healthcare system…and here’s a nurse giving you a show, bored from a hard shift, in need of a release from the stress…no better way than through orgasm….with no doctor around to fill her up with their own kind of vaccine from the misery…..COCK.

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2020

Mar

Woman Shopping in Fetish Gear…and Other Videos of the Day

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Truck Drift!

China Wants you to start Disinfecting

Flying Vancouver to LA

Woman VS Toilet Paper Shopping

Bikers Social Distancing

Self Quarantine Block Party

How Many Armpits

Just Some Wrestling…

Coronavirus Shopping

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always planned on living through the apocalypse, or at least experiencing it in my lifetime, and I think that’s fucking awesome. I’d hate to have missed it like all those people who have died before these times. Losers. Missing out on all the fun.

I think dying together is a less stressful thing than dying alone, even though we are all alone, there’s just something more anonymous about it, maybe more romantic about it, maybe less pressure if millions of die and you’re one of the millions you sort of get lost in the crowd which is a good thing.

Not to mention, if any of the trendsetters die, will all the trend followers follow their leader? Or will new leaders come into place.

I can only hope at least one of them goes broke and their social media feed becomes some meltdown of survival, before Bill Gates turns off the internet because they are onto him and his plan to turn the 1st world into the 3rd world so he can 5G vaccine chip to mind control everyone left, while giving the climate time to recover from all we’ve put it through thanks in part to the help of microsoft software, from the 80 percent of the population that dies from this shit.

Plus the whole lack of food and money is great for a fat person’s health. Thin us all out…it’s uncomfortable, cold turkey but they’ve been prepping us with that fasting trend the last year…you know to teach you how to go without food to train you for this if you were listening, only all these influencers who were preaching it were all bullshit and hopefully the first to go cuz they weak fucks who spend their lives being self proclaimed influencers….Only those who comply will survive.

Here are some morning LINKS…

Sad Nurse Can’t Buy Food
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Homemade Screw Tank
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Tom Hanks is Feeling Better Despite What All THose Conspiracy Theorists Who Have Decided Hanks is a Pedo Want.
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Hot Bitch with Adult Braces
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Trailer for Midway Games
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Canada Pulls Out of Summer Olympics
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Miami Springbreakers Killin’ It
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Ozark Season Three Trailer
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Dog Jumps Over Fence
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Plan B is sold out everywhere, it is nature’s second best birth control, but abortions are too risky now that you don’t want that COVID-19…

So many babies in a year from now….who will be born in some virus filled hospital….only to die before they even really lived…

All because of the China Virus / China biological warfare from the Chinese government to take out the enemy…which is one conspiracy while the other is that it is the New World Order theory that all this is designed to fuck TRUMP over as he tries to destroy the federal reserve and go back to a gold standard…

So many weird and wonderful things going on, it’s not as creepy as it should be, I’m here waiting for THE CELEBRITIES GET LOOTED in their lockdown. People know where they live and that they have all the GOOD stuff, if I was ghetto in the ghetto hungry and scared of disease…living on Skidrow, I’d be fucking hiking up the hill with SEMEN filled syringes in hand to get me some GODDAMN TOILET PAPER….

What I am saying is, you have to be an idiot if you’re living in LA and not finding that pervert Ellen’s house to crash…..

Everyone’s living like a cam girl now, we’ve got celebrities doing live streaming concerts and comedy shows, trainers doing live streaming workouts, it’s like all you motherfuckers are trying to step in and take away their audience….steal their story. Making it all about you you narcissistic fucks….

As my friend Steve says..#EatAss to build immunity

As I say….here are some stepLINKS….

Coronatime for Bella Thorne
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Annalynn McCord’s Panty Shoot
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Chinese Police are Living in 2050
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J.Lo Big Titty Jiggle TikTok Dance
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Courtney Stodden Pokies!
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Hannah Palmer – MASSIVE tits
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Sophie Mudd’s Very Busty Shoot
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Chinese Police are Living in 2050!
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Two Dudes Fighting Over Sweet and Sour Sauce
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The New Marvel Warriors are Lame as Shit
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Idiot of The Day
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Marta Gromova’s Nude Shoot With her Adult Braces
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Nina Agdal is Bored in a Bikini
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Girl Coming off Drugs Finds Out Truth About Mom’s Lasagna
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Natasha Eklove – naked With Friends
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Alexis Ren’s Hot Body Self Isolating on a Boat
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Dashcam Captures Earthquake
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Choir Gets Cancelled – So they Sign from Home
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Ekaterina Hot Babe in a Leotard
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Willow Shields Hand Washing PSA
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Mike Tyson Hits
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Soccer Player Takes Himself Out…
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Ambrosio Out on a Bike Ride
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Two Qualley Sisters – One Set of Legs
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Ester Dee Lingerie Outfit with her Tits Out
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Anna Kendrick Makes me Sick
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Kelly Brook is So Fucking Fat
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Lucy Hale Catching the Coronavirus
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Miranda Kerr – Billionaire Pussy
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Angel Candice in a Bikini
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People Being Crazy During Corona
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Hot Busty Amateur
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Brides in Underwear
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Holy Shit – Huge Titty Play
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Lesbians with a Twist
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Looking Down Blouse
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Shailene Woodley NIPS
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Naked in the Kitchen
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2020

Mar

Social Distancing in Honolulu are Looking Solid of the Day

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The best part of this story is that it was originally uploaded to an account called TUPPERWARE MOM who is a mom, who likes Tupperware and lives in Hawaii.

The second best part of this story is that she may end up going officially viral and that mean she will be on Ellen…for being a pornographer….

I have uploaded videos like this to my Instagram and they got deleted, but this lady…praised…the world is unfair, but this time around I accept it and endorse it. I mean this lady is hilarious, and being a pornographer on instagram makes it all the better.

Her caption:

Be warned that this is lewd. ???. Yesterday at King and Bishop, this random act went “down”. I could not believe this was happening. This is one of the busiest corners in downtown. ???? have you seen anything more shocking than this? In all my years working in town, this was by far the most ???? for me.

She was on drugs. Acting erratically. He was a passer by. Both I assume are homeless. They both walked passed me at different times and ended up on that corner…..

ANYWAY, streets of the city, that I assume is in Lockdown because they are the first port of entry to America from Asia, I mean they are basically Asia….are being graced by meth heads getting her ass eaten….in their SOCIAL distancing….brilliant….

They call this ICE IN PARADISE proving how hard they don’t care about the Coronavirus because they are already dead man….but maybe like they’ve been saying, eating ass is the cure to Corona cuz it builds your immune system….you know eating E.Coli since the 80s…motherfuckers…

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2020

Mar

Aly Raisman Getting Fat for the Feeder Fetishists of the Day

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Aly Raisman, the US Gymnast hero who was sexually assaulted by that Larry dude, and who should blame her parents and their Olympic dreams for allowing that to happen, is out here looking like a COVID Quarantine Meme….like:

You know eating all the fucking snacks bored and not active, as people start to experience the life I live daily for the last 15 years….

But the truth is it is probably her trauma from being finger banged by a team doctor while he was fixing a sprained ankle…that’s what she blames her lack of exercise and over-eating on.

I prefer stress starvers, the girls who stop eating when they are under DURESS… you know cuz they look better….

Luckily for her, the world loves fat chicks for marketing purposes, so she can ease up or give up on training, and let that muscle atrophy as her gunt grows…playing the whole “healed, feeling whole” nonsense…knowing a brand like American Eagle will still pay her too much money for her new found tits…that unfortunately came with a fat back and belly…

Pretty gross turn of events over here.

Posted in:Aly Raisman|SFW

2020

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Lame WOKE Campaign of the Day

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This is hilarious. The brand is so disconnected from the current climate of the world that they were facing potential bankruptcy. The founder and head of the company was too busy funnelling money to EPSTEIN to stay on top of what must be a joke of a business to him. I mean the whole selling shitty 30 cent panties to idiot Americans in a mall setting for 30 dollars just because you pay these hot chicks, who FUCK YOU FOR THE JOB, to promote it….making billions of dollars…can make a dude lose touch a bit.

But in a knee jerk reaction, they are like “we need to change the image, since society doesn’t like hot chicks anymore, and put some normals in the mix”….even though society STILL likes hot chicks, it’s just the loud mouth loser trans people, who make up 10 percent of the world, you know the weirdo outspoken nerd fuck in your high school class who never shuts up on their quest for EQUITY…and fairness…is not the mindset of the norm.

Totally missing the mark that society just find your brand tired and boring and would rather buy panties from some instagram whore….

But in a knee jerk reaction they are like “put in a fat chick, an old chick, three ethnically obscure chicks, and a tranny, who is the only hot one that looks like an actual model”….becuase that’s how companies think…they don’t think big picture strategy they just follow the bullshit mold all to try to save their asses and their stores….so stupid…

Fuck Victoria’s Secret and the fat old tranny asian or black they rode in on…..

No this is not a collab with Marvel’s newest super heroes.