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2020

20

Mar

Top Pussy Flashers of Reddit this Week of the Day

Here’s a bunch of girls who are doing what anyone would do during a pandemic…flashing their pussies.

I don’t know if it’s one of those survival instinct, like “Please Fill Me Up With Babies To Keep the Species Alive”…but there is a direct correlation between crisis and perversion.

This reminds me of an Orangatan in heat I once saw on a nature show. Just a big old swollen pussy hoping to get knocked up, or at least paid on a monthly subscription.

The world is nuts….but pussy flashing is the new titty flashing and I for one like to stare at pussy…even though I know a lot of dudes out there who don’t…because they are fags.

This isn’t porn, this is reddit contributions and reddit finances Serena William’s cleaning lady, I assume she covers the other expenses….

SO I guess that means Serena Williams is a fucking pornographer as a consequence of her husband being a pornographer…

Also…how about a quarantine pussy meme:

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2020

20

Mar

Halsey in Blackface of the Day

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IT IS NOT RACIST – HER DAD IS BLACK…

There was a time when this bitch whined about being half black with nappy hair and not getting the products she needs from the hotels she doesn’t pay for thanks to sucking the right DJ off at the club and getting a career because kids don’t need talent or even good product, it just needs to be catchy, a meme, clickbait…you know it…videogame culture…

Now this bitch is out here living that good life, while pretending she was a homeless drug addict, cuz it makes her poptart dick sucking, trying to be famous, celebrity bullshit life she now has cuz she’s a groupie mainstream lame as fuck pile of shit, seem like it has a better origin story.

Throw her in the trash where she belongs this week old kitchen garbage looking bitch.

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2020

20

Mar

Dua Lipa Takes a Bath of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some bullshit slut from Youtube who got her career because of youtube. You see Youtube caters to the PEDOs and perverts, I mean the internet as a whole caters to perverts, so all these dot com companies that pretend they aren’t porn sites, get a huge percentage of traffic from people looking to jack off. It’s the one consistent need humans have…not food, or shelter…but cumming…

What we know in this crisis is that jerking off has seen an unprecedented high…and while people are locked away, what the fuck else is there to do, and if you have no food, what the fuck else is there to do….

So thanks to that overall coding in our DNA, since we are all an experiment, Dua Lipa could put up videos of her being a young slut, millions of dudes jerked off to that content, and the record label was like “she matters, let’s get her a deal”….so here she is being a pop star, created by dudes jerking off to her and not a popstar created by talent leading to dudes jerking off to her…you see, there is a difference!!

She’s in the bath washing off her sin this Albanian new year season.

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2020

20

Mar

Bella Hadid Smoking of the Day

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Let’s all come together now, maybe virutally hold hands in a circle, like we are in some kind of sex cult, assuming you are all women, even though you aren’t, we gotta make due in these dark times….and pray…not because I am a religious man, but because I figure if we put the positive vibes out there, together…maybe, just maybe…the Kardashians, Hadids, throw in a Baldwin or two…Ellen, and a few other assholes who think they control pop culture…go into quarantine together….and DIE.

HERE SHE IS TOPLESS IN SELF QUARANTINE…she wrote a whole lot of bullshit about staying in and saving the world because she’s a daft rich cunt who doesn’t understand people need to eat.

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2020

20

Mar

Top 10 Upside Down Bikinis of the Day

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Women are so innovative.

It’s like they’ve created the bikini, but the bikini isn’t slutty enough for them, thanks to old women wearing them, normalizing them and ruining the hype dudes had for them whenever they’d see a bikini pic. I assume dudes from the 80s and 90s can relate to this because there was a time before social media, where the bikini pics didn’t run rampant, and whenever we’d go to a pool or beach or swimming class, or aquafitness because we are perverts who like old pussy, we’d see one pieces…the occassional hot bodied chick, or older mom who didn’t give a fuck would be in a bikini and we’d be like “holy shit”….then social media happened, and we’d be there jerking off to girls we knew or work with on vacation in their bikinis….until reaching complete bikini maximization…saturation….everyone was in a bikini….so girls were forced to go nude, but when they couldn’t go nude, they had to find ways to increase the slut in the bikini, and some girls are doing it by tying up their titties with their bikini top, like you’d like to do with chains so that they don’t escape you…

Clever advances in fashions…..

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2020

20

Mar

Mom Finds Out Her Son May Give her Ex-Husband COVID-19 of the Day

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This made me laugh, I mean I have options to find all the smut that people are producing out there. I mean when people are bored and not making money, selling feet pics, panties despite the health risk, and all the other sex work that is considered mainstream and acceptable, and not just for the weird girls, those GAP girls are up on it.

Yet, I’m here posting videos of a bitter divorcee because I guess there’s porn in that, especially in this time of divorce rates about to go through the roof, while people are piled up on top of each other forced to deal with their hatred of each other…”You aren’t the person I married”…kind of thing.

Always a fun time watching the collapse.

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2020

20

Mar

Crackhead Dance to Keep Your Spirits Up of the Day

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When I first started the site, I had zero interest in pop culture and celebrity, and still don’t, but I got a lot of joy out of crazy people. I’m talking homeless, crackheads, drunks, low level sex workers, the people who make up the world….and give it color.

I always found celebrities to be these coddled, sterile, contrived, boring, fake, overpaid, losers….with no actual substance or value…and what they did was just glitter and sparkles but not authentic or real or relatable.

I ended up doing celebrity content because it was east to hate on shit, but my real passion is the fucking weirdos that make up the world…so I TikTok, despite being Chinese Spy software, is allowing others to document the weirdos in their backyards, some weirdos are documenting themselves and my soul feels like it is being filled, massaged, satisfied…all from the comfort of my own home…because going out there to capture the weirdos was way too much effort for a slacker like me…but the first iteration of stepTV, that lived on HEAVY.com when it was a Youtube and not a News Site….had at least 100 videos of weirdos being weird….unfortunately…they all got deleted. Story of my life.

Posted in:Videos

2020

20

Mar

Naked Fat Chick Wants Fast Food and Other Videos of the Day

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Weirdest Panty Flash Ever

Dude in Hospital Gown Enters Restaurant

Fresh Corona Bread

The Corona Handshake

Woman Shits in Someone’s Yard

Arrest this Terrorist

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2020

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They are the unsung heros in these dark times you’re scared to fuck random girls from the internet…

Not that you’re scared to fuck random girls from the internet, you’d die for that shit….but girls, even the most perverted and lonely aren’t about to waste their fuck on you. They’re seeking rich dick to weather the Corona Virus Storm……

LA Sugar babies just got way more competitive…who will survive…they already whore themselves for money….but now the sugar daddies need to hang with their wives…leaving them in the dark and those who don’t have wives will have to house dozens of these women and it may not be affordable…

Can they weather the storm….

The internet will be annoying now that people in California are not supposed to leave the house. This can either go two ways for me, the first is that people start googling themselves and start trying to sue me like it was 2008 again. Or I get rich with all these idiots googling themselves, not that they’ll even find the site, google banned me, but dreams can come true….

The real survival will be getting through all the whining self involved narcissistic half retarded California comments from Californians….that I plan to ignore.

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Willow Shields Hand Washing PSA with her Pants Off
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Latest COVID-19 Celeb
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Ekaterina Ovchukhova is Amazing in a Leotard
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Evangeline Lily VS the Coronavirus
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Female Body Builder Showing off Muscles because WHy Not
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Compilation of Surf Wipeouts
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Tekashi 69 Gets Sued
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Bikini Babes in a Vending Machines
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Throwback Alison Brie Talking About Peeing in Vintage Underwear – Tits Out
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2020

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate listening to motherfuckers talk about their self isolation, that is barely self isolation, because I have seen more poeple in the street, posting content from the grocery store, driving around with friends, who I guess they think are safe, since they are friends…

I guess it’s the human condition is to be in such deep denial to think you’re watching a movie and not in the movie – thinking bad things only happen to other people, and that everything is just media hype or whatever…

But that’s not the point, the point is there’s a lot of whining….bored at home….assholes who aren’t even home alone…giving their take, their tips, documenting their journey we are all going through.

US natural self isolators find you APPROPRIATING our culture and fucking it all up. The first rule about self isolating is not whining about it, because that would men you’re interacting with people, we’re more write it in our journal or push it deep and far away to never revisit….

You aren’t even self isolating….you girls are using it as a way for attention, dudes as a way to break pre-career jerk off records….and then these other assholes are producing their documentary about the great self isolating of 2020 they plan to survive as they all hang out together eating ordered pizza some snotty fuck snotted on.

POINT BEING…stop making self isolation about you, it’s not the YOU show…stick to showing us your pussy on reddit.

As someone who has tried to not leave the house the last 15 years, and who has been pretty successful at not leaving the house, I’ve been you’re not special now that you are 5 days in…so stop with the bullshit…

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne are TikTHOTS
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Instagram Ass Sommer Ray is Officially Dating Machine Gun Kelly with This Ass
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Evangeline Lily Wants to Kill The World with COVID-19
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Tori Spelling Racist.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar as a Vampire Slayer
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Ireland Baldwin Big Titty Fitness in a Sports Bra
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Dora Madison Burge – Nude All The Time
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Kat Torres Promoting CoronaVirus conspiracy Naked
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Paige Van Zant Boobs in a Bikini
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Dove Cameron Wants you to Stay Safe…
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Kevin Bacon’s 6 Degrees of Social Distancing
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News Broadcast that Brough War Refugees Together
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Hot Model Birgit Kos in a Bikini
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Life with Big Cats
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Old Man Vs Young Boxer…
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Random Slut of the Day
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Paris Hilton Hot in Fuck Me Boots
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Marvel’s Non-Binary Superhero
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Ana De Armas Ben Affleck Shot Vacation Pics
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Norm McDonald’s Corona Virus Stand-Up
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This is How Germs Spread
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Fox News Conflicting Words on Coronavirus
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COVID-19 MEMES!
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TV Show Donates Props to Atlanta Hospital
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Netherlands Cheering Doctors and Medical Professionals
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Dubbing Pokemon from Japanese to English
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Depp & Heard in Court Monday.
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The Fans Want to See the CATS buttholes
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Big Earthquake on Dashcam in Utah….
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Xbox VS Xbox One
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Property Bros Get Lots of Mom Pussy
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Seth Rogan’s Live Tweeting of CATS
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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This McGuinness Chick’s Got Tits
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Elsa Pataky – Surf’s Up in a Wet Suit
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Ana De Armas in LA with her Dad
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Kendall Jenner in a Convertible
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Georgia Harrison in a Bathing Suit in Spain
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Elle Fanning Legs in Leggings with her Mom….CREEPY…
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Demi Moore – Wonky Tit
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Carrie Underwood Legs
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Busty Bikini Whores! In Miami
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Hottest Tits Ever
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Big Boob Reveal
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Irish Hiccup the Exhibitionist of the Day
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Naked Girls in the Great Outdoors
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Quarantine Dream
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Girl Super Stoked With Webcam Match’s Dick
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Fucking a Banana Fights the Coronavirus
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Slutty Snapchats
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