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2020

30

Mar

Noah Cyrus At Home Porno of the Day

Noah Cyrus may be a fucking troll looking bitch, but at least she’s slutty…

I don’t know if a hip to waist ratio is all that relevant when the lower half of a girl is basically a fat pile shit.

Her storyline screams damaged on some deep level, thanks to being the younger sister to a Disney created success….it can go either way…but both are equally damaged.

The first way is that she lives in the shadow of Miley, always feeling inadequate knowing she will never be Miley….the second string….

The second way is that she is so hyped on being Miley’s sister because when she was growing up second string the family and the therapists made her think despite Miley’s success, she was important in her own right, making the Miley connection actually make her feel of more value.

Either way, she’s getting naked on the internet for attention on self isolation, or quarantine or whatever you call it, because what the fuck else do you think this is raised rich as shit thanks to Billy Ray’s one-hit-wonder, so she’s got that level of spoiled white trash cunt…allows her to be a spoiled white trash cunt…so here she is trying to go viral, trying to be important…..fat ass out.

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2020

30

Mar

Hand Washing PSA of the Day

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I guess with the social distancing rules in place at the federal level until April 30th, you’re likely not working, going broke, waiting for your 1200 dollar check from the governement, angry that trillions of dollars were spent on fighting the arabs in the middle east, money that could have been paid to each and every one of you, I mean it was your tax money…better for it to go back to the people rather than to the government sending it where they want…crazier that the Tithes suckers give to the evangelicals…but somehow seen as normal. The elite really pulled a fast one on all you suckers…didn’t they…”give us your gold, take this paper, give us 40% of your earnings, it’s fair, we give you streets, mail and also charge more taxes on everything you buy, and on real estate YOU own”….ridiculous.

Anyway, the biggest and best way to fight COVID is apparently to hand wash, and luckily internet tits lack creativity and all do the same kind of content, which has been consistently hand washing tutorials…tits out.

I’ll watch this for hours to make sure I know the right way….but only because I have nothing else to do…not that I ever have anything to do….6 frames, one video, it’s some Sesame Street level shit for old perverts. It works.

Posted in:COVID-19|Videos

2020

30

Mar

Katherine McPhee Pussy Stretch Fitness in a Mask of the Day

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Katherine McPhee has to pretend that she’s not trying to kill her 80 year old husband, because it will be too obvious when he dies of COVID that she intentionally planted the virus.

It’s one of those too good to be true to all the sugar babies with 65 year old or older boyfriends to take their chances with COVID in hopes of killing them off.

It’s one of those wanting the money, the inheritance and the payout. Expediting the process without actually having to commit a legit crime.

The invisible enemy the world is at war with is the unexpected friend to those money grubbers everywhere….

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2020

30

Mar

Slutty Girl Buying Cucumbers and Other Videos of the Day

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AMazon Deliver Man Spits on Package …

Birthday Party in LA during COVID

RUssian TV!

Motorcycle Ride Out…

Man Shoots a Nissan

Man VS Bakery

Social Distancing in India

Hand Sanitizer Robot in China

African Bike Skills

McDonalds Belarus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You would think that I’d have nothing to say during this quarantine, you know tap out and like the site die with humanity, and that is probably what I should do….but as it turns out, I never having anything to say, ever. I don’t do anything, I don’t offer any real insight, and any sense of comedy I used to have ended at least a decade ago….which was around the time I found misadventures and people watching boring…I blame social media for the constant reminder how much people suck….but at least some of them have tits….which makes them more tolerable.

I’m just sitting here waiting for the apocalypse…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hilary Duff Hot in a White Tank Top
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Hot Nadya Yumasheva’s Grass in a the Bath!
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Halsey Bikini Quarantine Dance…Hot Body! Everything Else ABout her is Trash…
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The Pandemic Planner who was Called Crazy Before the Pandemic
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Road Raging Cyclist VS Karma
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Old Man Getting in Shape for the Apocalypse
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Cardi B wants to Start a GoFundMe to Free Joe Exotic
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Sikhs are Preparing 30,000 Free Meals for Americans…
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Uganda’s COVID PSA
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Post Malone Doing Online Beer Pong…
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Televangelist Wants People to Donate their Money even if You Lose Your Job….
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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2020

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder what all the toxic masculine men all these feminists of the internet used to complain about two weeks ago are up to….

I bet it’s not date raping…or telling them they have nice tits in person but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some “suck my dick if you don’t want to get laid off” going on….because all of a sudden the #metoo movement orchestrated by all these cushy 1st world whiners in their life of luxury are trying to survive…

All it took was a pandemic to make things like #metoo a secondary issue, as all these people see the life of luxury being taken away from them, as they are reduced to being people who have to eat dick to keep a job….

Whether it’s a hoax, or WWIII, Globalization, NWO, The Illuminati, a viral stunt, or a real contagious virus that is forcing the boomers to save the boomers, which I don’t mind as I’m a boomer….the people starting to get scared, annoyed, realize how fucked everything is….so much so that they aren’t talking about #metoo, but instead about all their theories on COVID….makes this COVID thing a little entertaining.

How quickly people flip flop and have no opinion of their own…how quickly they realize what matters when they see impending death potentially coming…yet still remaining total assholes. It’s almost impressive how ridiculous we all are…

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend, because I’m not looking at a computer on the weekend, even if I have nothing better to do.

10 of the Best censored Nudes of Instagram
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Constance Jablonski’s Bikini Lookbook!
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Tiger Shark in Fiji VS Diver
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Madison Beer Tiny Bikini
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Everything Streaming in April – You’ll Need THis.
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Joe Biden Teaches People how to Cough
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Serena – Day 10 Quarantine Nudes
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Christina Milian Butt SHot
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Rihanna’s New Song with PartyNextDoor and It Sucks..
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Alexis Ren is Ugly on a Jog
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Mariah Carey is 50
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Coronavirus Challenge Videos
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Elisabeth Mason Shows Us How to Quarantine Nude
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Selena Gomez in a Silk Dress
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Girl Dancing
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Nice – Another Pandemic is Coming!
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Victoria Mottet Nude by the Sea – Hot Ass
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Printing Your Own Toilet Paper
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Britney Spears Fashion Show for Instagram
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Prince Harry Officially a SIMP
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Braless Bella Hadid
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Snowmobilers Rescue Moose
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Tina is Naked on the Rocks
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Just a Strong as Fuck Dude
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Britney Spears is Faster than Usain Bolt
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Random Slut Named Erica Fett
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22 Naked Celebs at the Doctor’s Office
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Katia Martin Alone in Her Room – Naked
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Madison Beer’s Top 9 Movies
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Hanna Ferguson Activewear Photoshoot
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Amanda Holden Legs….
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Andie MacDowell and Maragaret Qualley – Mom and Daughter Erotica
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Ashley Roberts Walking the Streets
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Jennifer Garner Gross in Leggings
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Lesbian Ashley benson in Shorts
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Ariel Winter is Disgusting
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35 People having a Shitty Day
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Tunnel Ahead
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Throwback Lucy Pinder Nudes
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Busty Blonde Reveal
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Blondes are so Trashy
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Lady Gaga Nude
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Be Careful of this Chick’s Quarantine Area
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Small Boobs
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Casey Deluxe Big Boobs
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Meanwhile in Russia
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Cam Girl Cumming in the Outdoors
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Alyssa Arce Nude
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Fighting Fridays
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Tanning Pussy
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Big Dildo
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Another Big Dildo
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2020

27

Mar

5 Twerk Videos to Celebrate Bobble Booty Fresh of the Day

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Nastya Nass is the self proclaimed twerk icon, who took twerking seriously, and turned it into a twerkout fitness program that we’ll assume made her rich and deservingly SO. I mean I can’t imagine anyone not wanting to sit through a twerkout!

This isn’t about Nastya Nass and her twerking or her twerk fitness, this is about one of the coolest and most fun Air Freshener / Bobble Heads to ever be created. BobbleBootyFresh!. The Hula Girl of the future.

You’ve probably seen the banners on the site the last month and hopefully despite the COVID-19 crisis, you see the importance of a fresh smelling car, since your car is a safe space in social distancing that allows you to leave the house you’ve been imprisoned in. Or you could put this on your Work From Home desk and give it a slap whenever you hit those work from home lulls.

The Bobble Booty Fresh is the needed tool to get you through quarantine!!! An unsung hero if you will, because it brings nothing but good smells and fun times, in a time when it’s easy to forget those things!

They are $13.99 each, two for $23.50, an affordable way to entertain yourself in these dark times. A small price to pay for the best thing you’ll ever own.

I know you’ll appreciate every jiggle or bobble and I guarantee it puts all other bobble heads to shame. GET YOURS NOW!

Here are those videos from the twerk star.

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2020

27

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Panties of the Day

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Do you remember when Suki Waterhouse was trying to fuck Brad Cooper, or was fucking Brad Cooper? She was trying to position herself as an actress instead of some low level rich kid who pretended to be a model. It was good times, only because he ended up ditching her for Irina Shayk, leaving her in the dust with nothing but Press clippings to remember their love….that has now blossomed into a few small movie roles….it’s not quite child support from the A-Lister, but it put her in the scene and it’s good enough.

Well, I guess she’s still trying to market herself, or get attention to herself, in that she’s at home and posting pics of her panties, what else is a girl to do while pretending to be on quarantine….I mean it’s prime time for selfie whoring now that actual whoring is limited to those you’re willing to break the 6 feet distance rule for…provided they aren’t married, they’re probably married, you do what you can to get ahead…Harvey Weinstein didn’t die for this!

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2020

27

Mar

Dakota Fanning Short Shorts of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is doing a little fitness in some weird jogging shorts and a sports bra for all you Dakota Fanning perverts, those of you who aren’t creeped out by her weirdness that we can assume her parents groomed her to be, back when they first made her a star.

I don’t know why celebrities, who normally command a lot of money are compelled to post workout videos of themselves. Is their dream to be the next Jane Fonda, you know a hobby they dabble in and can finally commit to thanks to the Pandemic. That acting shit just got in the way of that, or are all these fuckers greedy pigs who figure they can get that influencer money from brands instead of influencers getting that money since they are celebs and thus have more influence by default.

The world doesn’t like when people who aren’t selected by the big media empires get traction, so the last 5 years of instagram ads going to no names must have been very upsetting….but luckily they have puppets like Dakota ready to try to get eyeballs on her…she’s fit, she’s strong enough for one pound weights and she’s ready to take your brand deals….as society resets itself to benefit the elite.

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2020

27

Mar

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day

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Paris Hilton may be 40 years old and the people have probably stopped jacking off to her sex tape many years ago, I mean it’s pretty fucking old and so is she…but that doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with her tits, that could be fake tits, that could also be push up bras, or maybe just natural tits, I mean I remember my grandma had massive tits in her senior citizen years, but was flat chested in younger years…I guess like noses, tits keep growing…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I know she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and should be taken out back and shot for that….

I also know that the old are most at risk for COVID-19, so we can hope that at least one celebrity we hate gets it and dies to it, assuming it’s not just a Hoax, basically like Paris Hilton’s career…one giant episode of Punk’d….without that loser Ashton Kutcher to really ruin it.

All this to say, she’s still hot, maybe hotter than ever, I wonder what stem cells, or aborted babies she’s getting injected into her face….maybe some she’s got kept in her chest freezer in her disco in the basement of her silly Paris Hilton house…

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