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2020

27

Mar

Dakota Fanning Short Shorts of the Day

Dakota Fanning is doing a little fitness in some weird jogging shorts and a sports bra for all you Dakota Fanning perverts, those of you who aren’t creeped out by her weirdness that we can assume her parents groomed her to be, back when they first made her a star.

I don’t know why celebrities, who normally command a lot of money are compelled to post workout videos of themselves. Is their dream to be the next Jane Fonda, you know a hobby they dabble in and can finally commit to thanks to the Pandemic. That acting shit just got in the way of that, or are all these fuckers greedy pigs who figure they can get that influencer money from brands instead of influencers getting that money since they are celebs and thus have more influence by default.

The world doesn’t like when people who aren’t selected by the big media empires get traction, so the last 5 years of instagram ads going to no names must have been very upsetting….but luckily they have puppets like Dakota ready to try to get eyeballs on her…she’s fit, she’s strong enough for one pound weights and she’s ready to take your brand deals….as society resets itself to benefit the elite.

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2020

27

Mar

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day

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Paris Hilton may be 40 years old and the people have probably stopped jacking off to her sex tape many years ago, I mean it’s pretty fucking old and so is she…but that doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with her tits, that could be fake tits, that could also be push up bras, or maybe just natural tits, I mean I remember my grandma had massive tits in her senior citizen years, but was flat chested in younger years…I guess like noses, tits keep growing…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I know she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and should be taken out back and shot for that….

I also know that the old are most at risk for COVID-19, so we can hope that at least one celebrity we hate gets it and dies to it, assuming it’s not just a Hoax, basically like Paris Hilton’s career…one giant episode of Punk’d….without that loser Ashton Kutcher to really ruin it.

All this to say, she’s still hot, maybe hotter than ever, I wonder what stem cells, or aborted babies she’s getting injected into her face….maybe some she’s got kept in her chest freezer in her disco in the basement of her silly Paris Hilton house…

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2020

27

Mar

Camila Cabello Lookin Thick of the Day

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Camila Cabello is in Miami with her queer Canadian boyfriend she pretends to date despite him being a queer…

I guess Miami is where she’s from being a Cuban born artist, she likely was smuggled in on some ELIAN GONZALEZ raft, only more under the radar than him, and not sent back like him….allowing her to be the big big star she is today….

I assume this is them on self quarantine, holding hands for the paparazzi they paid to capture this moment as a bored Mendes tries to play the part, knowing he’d rather be sucking dick, and will be sucking dick later that night, it’s Miami ya’ll…

On her walk, Camila dumped her coffee of someone’s front lawn, which is considered biohazard now more than ever with the COVID-19 virus….maybe she trying to spread the virus, one of the soldiers of the NWO doing her part to get the world sick so they do mandatory vaccines to microchip us so they can mind control us…

You know some sick fan boy following her is going to lick that off the ground….

Also on her walk, Camila’s ass was fat.

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2020

27

Mar

Bai Ling is Homeless Now of the day

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Bai Ling is one of the original clickbaiters. You know those rich trashy women who ended up in LA to become famous, only had not capabilities to become famous, and despite the whole inclusivity thing, or the whole diversify Hollywood, or bring in more Asian talent to add some color to the whiteness, while giving CHINA movies they can market aggressively to their people, making Hollywood more and more rich, while making Hollywood less and less powerful…because they are just folding to China….

Now, rumor is that Bai Ling’s vagina is the source of COVID-19, it’s the BAT from the soup, but I’m sure that’s a lie…what isn’t a lie is that she’s probably experiencing racism as many asians are because we’re scared of your disease that is now a world disease and it’s racist to call a China Disease, despite where it started…in China…

She’s out in this weird publicity stunt that I guess she felt warranted her dusting off her attention seeking low hanging fruit chops for…where she stands on the side of the road shameless…with a sign like a homeless guy about Toilet Paper, COVID not being a Digestion Disease…because getting that important information out to the people is needed, and who better to do it that an Asian no one knows but who thinks she’s a celebrity….

She must be 100 fucking years old….the best 100 year old around probably….also the weirdest…probably from dementia…cuz she’s old.

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2020

27

Mar

Nina Dobrev’s Up Shorts of the Day

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Nina Doberv is some Bulgarian refugee who was allowed into Canada, because Canada fucking loves refugees…Canada loves giving them all their social services, welfare and healthcare…you know it’s the Canadian way….

Only with this refugee, it backfired, as she moved to America to pay US taxes and contribute zero into the economy of the country that welcomed her family when she was just a kid. What a bitch.

She’s best known for some Vampire Diaries show I didn’t watch because I am not a virgin, but people watched it.

Along with her Canadian buddies like Shay Mitchell, she’s cleverly turned into an influencer, as a secondary revenue stream that I am sure makes more than acting, acting is just a way to keep the social media numbers up.

Well, she posted up a video of her cleaning the house like a woman should…according to traditional gender roles…which some of us still appreciate seeing…

In that video, she wore little shorts you can potentially see up, and that’s a great level of subtle slutty for attention…

She also made a Toilet Paper Shitting in Kitty Litter Jokes for those of you who would let her shit in your mouth…cuz you love her…

She also went on a job….so to SEE HER OUT ON A JOG CLICK HERE

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2020

27

Mar

Jojo’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Jojo has her mom produce her smut, because I guess they live together or are social distancing in quarantine together, and her mom snapped off this butt shot that Jojo is calling thirst trapping thanks to her reposting of it.

I don’t know if you’re excited by Jojo or her thickness, I mean I didn’t give a fuck about her when she was famous, she was average and dull and Lohan was more interesting, but she’s grown into herself…as she tries to find her corner of the celebrity world where she can ride off that childhood success she had.

I know that you’re out there with your incest fetishes, porn has made you go into the Taboos because you’ve jerked off to standard porn for too long and you had to level up, so seeing a mom taking a butt shot of her baby girl seems exciting.

What you are forgetting is that Jojo’s mom was a cleaning lady before she realized selling her kid to the industry would get them rich, back when Jojo was just a child, so whoring Jojo out has been a constant for both their lives….why would it stop now? They’ve got a second wind and mom knows whoring best…so keep up the good work….next time…let’s try this pants off.

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2020

27

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Alcoholism Titty Brag of the Day

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I had to say that Kristin Cavallari is a celebrity, because she really shouldn’t be considered a celebrity, if anything she was just some reality star trash when reality shows mattered, making her known, but to call her a celebrity is giving her too much credit.

The Anti-Vaxxer, who thinks she’s a celebrity because she was on Laguna Beach many years ago, which was enough to make her matter all these years later, at least enough to get some rich athlete to marry and knock her up so that she can live that WAG life while pretending she’s a TV star.

Anyway, she posted one of those obnoxious influencer style “today’s office” post to make you all jealous of her, which is pretty daft, as expected by some shell of a person, no depth, mall brand of a human, pile of shit.

It’s probably not the time to do titty click bait with your wine in hand, in your mansion, running your fake busness that you do for a hobby to keep busy…while people are working from home on a fucking milk crate of a desk, amongst a pile of their shit, as their kids harrass them all day….before being laid off, forced to go broke, only to end up in a FEMA concentration camp….and that’s the people who have work from home, millions of others are out of work….while this rich cunt with her tits out brags about how good she has it….inappropriate, cancel….or at least target her as the first celebrity home you overthrow in your uprising…

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2020

27

Mar

Health Care Workers Gone Wild of the Day

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With healthcare workers on the front lines of this COVID crisis, the heroes at war with an invisible enemy that people are starting to look at as a “this must be a hoax” or “fake news” or “media hype” or a “conspiracy” because the whole series of events around it has been so surreal and you can never trust what you see, read or hear. It seems that the government locking us all into our houses, fearing each other, making groups of 2 or more people illegal…could have other benefits to them. So logcially it’s hard to jsut accept the virus.

But that doesn’t mean the healthcare workers on the front line, potentially risking their lives, or at least thinking they are risking their lives, since they are definitely not in on the lies (if there are lies), they are as duped if not more duped than the rest of us chilling on our couches.

I am not advocating or supporting the conspiracies, but it’s pretty fucking weird.

What isn’t weird is that nurses, the sex worker of the healthcare world, post nudes of themselves for support, to get off, as stress release, who knows, a lot of them are doing it.

So to support the front line, because they are on the front lines, here’s the best of Nurses Gone Wild…

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2020

27

Mar

Dumb Girl Dumb Viral Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Ragers Don’t Realize there is a Pandemic

Cougher Gets Shoved!

Grandma Kicks Man Who Comes Too Close

The Train in Cairo During Outbreak

How many of you are happy with the Toilet Bowl Licking Challenge of TikTok

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2020

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I do be seeing A LOT Of girls posting their workout videos from home, because everyone is in a “work out from home” state of mind. The yoga studies all empty, as the the queef smells of women who yoga slowly dissipates now that it is not getting it’s constant queef smell refill.

I’ve also been seeing A LOT of girls jogging outside, because they are obviously busy bodies losing their shit….

But funny enough…they are all still fat though! You can’t out workout over eating your lazy feelings….

I do be seeing people claiming they all had COVID-19 and it wasn’t a big deal, back in February when there was no crisis, or tests to prove they have COVID-19. They are the same people who jump on personal stories about celebrities that have died, making everything about them….

Then there’s the whole group of people who think the virus is fake, just a cold, and that the tests are actually fake, as sick people get tested, they randomly select the COVID ones to continue their storyline and their agenda of crashing the economy, locking Tom Hanks up in prison for Pedophilia, before enslaving us under the New World Order…

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