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Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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2020

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Handstand of the Day

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This is Nicole Scherzinger demonstrating that the dick and balls I’ve assumed she’s had for a long fucking time, is either tucked the fuck in proper, taped to her motherfucking leg, or it’s an inny…a gash…a front bum…or is it front hole…I can’t keep up with what these trans are calling their genitals.

It’s true, the hard faced and hard bodied Pussycat Doll can also be a woman, I mean she clearly identifies as a woman and her 40 year old ass is womanly enough. You know beggars can’t be choosers as the population dies off, maybe fucking the least dude-like dude, or the most dude-like chick will be our only option, since actual women and their weakness will all die.

Anything can happen, and if you’re going to fantasize about any bitch, it should be one who is sturdy and fit enough to do the heavy lifting for your weak computer ass…..

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2020

Mar

Hand Washing Video of the Day

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People, especially hot chicks who have been basically spoon fed their entire life, are not always the most creative. They don’t need to be. They are hot and that is enough to get them by….

If you’ve ever had sex with a hot chick or a chick who thinks she’s hot because she’s got dozens of dudes lined up for her, which I haven’t, but I’ve heard stories about them, and those stories are all the same, bitch thinks she’s doing you a fucking favor…and lays there until your done saying “you’re welcome” and “this won’t happen again” and “consider yourself lucky, you got me on a generous day”….where as her fat and ugly counter part will be doing gymnastic tricks on your dick in efforts to make the most of this rare moment….ready, willing, down to do anything….versus the barely lubricated dead weight and not even cuz you drugged her hot chick.

The same applies to self produced content, hot chicks are like “Me in a pic is enough” so they don’t pussy things…

So this “Handwashing” video dealing with the Coronavirus as if it is a PSA…slutty handwashing…is trending, and since all people want to be the same, they are making their own versions, and since hot chicks need to produce content to support their OnlyFans, Patreons, etc, they’re jumping in on it too.

So there’s no re-inventing the wheel, it’s repetitive shit, but the thing about hot girls is I’ll watch them do anything and remain entertained…cuz they are hot.

So here’s a hot body chick washing her hands for your survival…

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2020

Mar

Kate Moss on the Beach of the Day

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Kate Moss may be old as shit, but she’s also an iconic 90s slut who consistently had her skinny tits out, when not doing cocaine at parties and in video, where she basically got caught doing coke and was like whatever, in a time when that wasn’t the thing to do, even if everyone was doing coke, because people are a bunch of pussies…

I know what you’re thinking and that is that the best thing about Kate Moss is Pete Doherty, that dude was great and also what possibly gave her AIDS, making me think she was the first person cured of AIDS in the UK that I read about in the news, when you were all reading and protesting the Coronavirus.

I assume this was shot months ago, as these things are typically done, so no need to worry that her compromised immune system from all the good times of being Kate Moss will end in Corona death.

I know you can’t even see her full old lady tits, so what’s the fucking point, but to that I say, what is the point of anything….

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2020

Mar

Influencer Gets Hymen Re-Construction to be a Virgin Again and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Off-Roading

Hands of Steel

Just Driving Down the Stairs

Smart Way to Transport Things

Young Lady on Top of a Truck

Bodycam Footage of Mobility Scooter Girl Pulled Over

Idiots Dancing in Some Cherry Picker Bucket

Idiot Tourist Ignores Quarantine.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I want to shout out all the grocery store workers, delivery people, mail men risking their lives all day, but I am just here feeling too sorry for the influencers who can’t travel the way they want to, even though flight and hotel prices are down, just craving that luxury beach vacation with rich people to selfie themselves in places you can’t afford to go because you’re EATING your fucking cat food, too scared to leave the house…

I am excited for all the influencers to stop getting paid and to go into foreclosure on their million dollar houses…

Assholes…

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Paris Hilton Hot in Fuck Me Boots during Coronavirus
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Bianca Mihoc is a Hot and Naked Survivalist!
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard to Appear in Court
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A Short Discussion on Epidemics…
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Judith Leclerc Lets Her Titties Out
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As this virus goes viral..which I guess it has, you have to wonder whether what the government is actually telling us…you are probably discovering just how many times a day you can masturbate. You thought you were over the top before, but now that you have no job….Hello rubbing off your dick, Goodbye freedom, health, grocery shopping, bars and restaurants….providing you with all this anxiety you need to distract yourself from the bad….it is your therapy, plus you can’t jerk off when you’re dead….so get it in….not to mention all the girls are out here working hard, providing entertainment to all you bored, broke fucks on cam sites becasue they are out of work too and what else is there to do…..Do it before you are too hungry, hopefully capable of killing, and more importantly armed….unless you die but if you don’t your paranoia that made you that survivalist will pay off when all the pussy lines up for you because you’re the only one with food. It’s the new prositution….pay me in meat….even though I was once a plant based vegan with an instagram.

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Norman Reedus, Diane Kruger buy Hollywood Hills Castle
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Schoolbus Wishes Granny Happy Birthday
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Anastasia Ashley’s Self Quarantine Surf!
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Katherine McNamara Cleavage!
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Idris Elba says Sophie Trudeau is the One WHo Gave Him Corona- Hilarious
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Noah Cyrus’s COVID Mask Doesn’t Look Right
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Demi Rose Fake Ass
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Blac Chyna See Through and Having Her Toes Licked at a Public Restaurant!
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Betty Gilpin’s Hot Body
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Girl Eating Citrus Half Naked
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Good Coronavirus Advice
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Quarantined Italians Leave Messages to Their 10 Days Ago Selves
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Updated Ping Pong Game / Battleship Hybrid…
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Random Model Half Naked in her Apartment
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Ayisha Diaz Some Slut!
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Penguins Walking the Empty Auarium is cute…
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Rita Ora Hard Nips
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Kat Graham – Umbrella in the rain
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Emily DiDonato Cleavage is Hiding…
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Emilia Clarke in Jeans….
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2020

Mar

Top 10 Celebs We Hope Get the Coronavirus and Die of the Day

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1 -Emmy Rossum

2- Emmy Rossum

3- Emmy Rossum

4- Emmy Rossum

5- Emmy Rossum

6- Emmy Rossum

7- Emmy Rossum

8- Emmy Rossum

9- Emmy Rossum

10- Emmy Rossum

Here is the cunt sitting in her tub pretending to work from home, while the real world is scared of starving…

Because that’s what cunts who have never worked a day in their life do.

They think they are better than you.

They mock you. This is mocking you. This is “look at me working, because my work is keeping relevant by posting up a nude in a tub pic”….get the fuck out of here Emmy Rossum, useless fucking trash.

I watch Shameless now because ROSSUM has been kicked off. I did not watch Shameless when Rossum was on it because she’s that shit.

You’ll all believe me one day.

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2020

Mar

Anti-Vaxxer Kristin Cavallari Ass in a Swimsuit of the Day

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That useless “LAGUNA BEACH” MTV cunt who married an athlete to continue her bratty rich kid life is mocking the CORONAVIRUS.

The known anti-vaxxer, becasue vaccines cause Autism or some shit, is here with her ass out on the beach, because why not produce some content around her ass she’s probably got injected with stemcells from her previous abortions to make her 35 year old mom ass seem more appealing as she dives into being an influencer with her bullshit instagram brand.

Fuck these people like you were a rich guy athlete she was trying to bait into financing her cunt life, where dude’s all dumb jock about it and like “you know that babe from Laguna Beach circa 2003, yeah man I have kids with her”….

I am not from America that loves its popculture more than life itself, that buy into all this shit. In Canada, we get all your bullshit content but watch it as observers knowing it is bullshit, while American’s believe the hype….and down their McDonalds and other nonsense, allowing garbage like Kristin Cavallari to not be working as a cocktail waitress out of work, but instead living in beach front homes.

It’s all your fault….oh and so is the Coronavirus…with your greedy, money hunger, profit jacking tactics of “make it in China”…

That said, MOM ASS IN A BATHING SUIT ON THE BEACH…

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2020

Mar

Stella Hudgens No Eyebrows Big Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why the trend is for girls to bleach their eyebrows either to draw them back on, or to leave them bleached because it’s a style thing that makes me laugh because these girls are the same girls complaining about how shaving their pussies and armpits is a construct of the misogynist male, someone who helps them have a career, cuz we are all full fucking retards who love tits, and Stella Hudgens, who may not be Vanessa, and who will always be in her shadow…has tits.

I am actually a fan of Stella Hudgens, despite her stupid eyebrows, I like the underdog in any family, they underdog is the one who will raw dog with strangers, just to feel validated after years of being in the shadow…all while living in luxury those years cuz her sister’s a fucking Disney kid.

Big fan of Stella Hudgens and her huge fucking tits.

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Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2020

Mar

Jessica Szohr Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Jessica Szohr, who you don’t remember, and I don’t give a fuck about, is out here promoting products like some bottom feeding pile of shit she’s become. I wouldn’t say it started with the fake tits, but I will say that every girl has a sex worker inside her waiting to make an appearance….sometimes that gets offset with religious beliefs, parents who would be disappointed, other social pressures…sometimes it gets offset by education, other opportunities….which in Jessica Szohr’s case was acting jobs…but when things dry up, like they will with this Coronavirus….the whore floats to the surface…you can’t tie enough rocks to them to keep them down….so here’s Jessica Szohr being a whore…..which may rhyme, but I don’t know how to pronounce that immigrant name so it may not rhyme.

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