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2020

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So what you’re saying is that this is worse than that vape disease??

As a follow-up to my “Nurses are heroes but don’t deserve celebrity money that celebrities who aren’t heroes get” wasn’t meant to offend the essential workers who are idiotically still going to work for their same pay…

What it was meant to do was say “you get paid well in non pandemic times” nurses can afford house and cars…they live good, plus they can fuck doctors, wreck their homes, get knocked up collect child support…but there are options….

In basic economics I learned in high school, supply and demand, this is when you are all the most valuable.

Be the money grubber you should be and quit your job, collect government subsidy, live off the land, I don’t fucking know….

But I do find it crazy is essential workers aren’t tapping out. It’s just a job nurse, you don’t need to be a hero, you want to live right? Quit. Get a retail job when it is all over….

OR…supply and demand, like I learned in highschool…collectively walk, strike, and say “Pay us 10 times what you are paying us normally, it’s a pandemic”….

They’ll try to shame you, but stick to your guns, you know your worth, strength in numbers…

YOU aren’t a slave, YOU don’t need to be putting yourself at risk….you SHOULD be compensated for it as everyone else complains about sitting at home watching TV like it’s sunday for the next 12 weeks!!!

Know your worth essential workers and get fucking paid.

PS BILL GATES!!

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Heidi Klum Big Cleavage in a Magazine
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Shelley Hennig On All Fours in a THong…
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Pink Shows Off her Drunken Haircut
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Ghost Car Crash…
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Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikinis for ZARA
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Lohan Previews New Music
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Dad Loves Daughter’s Dad Joke
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Normani for Savage x Fenty Lingerie!
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Robin WIlliams Launches a Youtube Channel
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In Italy the Revolts are On…
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2020

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are like the real heroes are nurses, truckers, etc…not the celebs and athletes you are obsessed with…nurses deserve more…kind of thing…..when no one EVER thought celebs were heroes or worthy of the money they make. We’ve all known they are useless scammers who don’t matter and don’t work. They just have revenue share deals on an industry we finance because real life is boring…..

I don’t think anyone anywhere except a few stalkers / groupies ever thought celebs were paid fairly, or that celebs were heros….it’s apples and fucking oranges idiots of my facebook feed…..

The internet is dumb, having a website is the opposite of where I should be…on a fucking rocking chair with a shotgun on the front porch of my farm where computers don’t matter is where I should be….

All this to say April Fools was a win..I don’t participate in group activities but any excuse to shit on my wife, then pretend it’s not shit, only for it to be shit, works for me!

Enjoy your quarantine, don’t die and do like my granny always said and use that surgical glove the way it was meant to be used tonight and finger some assholes….

Let’s hope this crisis causes an uprising that ends taxation…

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Bella Hadid Shirtless Photoshoot!
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Josie Canseco’s Hot Shoot
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Car Crashes with Ghost Cars
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Rosie Huntington Whitely – Hand Bra
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Bella Hadid Titties!
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Behind the Scens of a SLutty Noah Cyrus Shoot
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Ashley Graham Breast Feeding is Disgusting…Giving that Kid her Diabetes…
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India Westgate Sheer Lingerie
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Bieber Cancels 2020
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Charlotte Lawrence G-String
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Carol Baskin Denied Murdering Husband – Obviously.
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RIP To the Singer of Stacy’s Mom
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Check Out this Slutty Girl’s Catwoman Outfit
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Julia Roberts has Quite the House
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Dad Joke of the Day
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Lady with 150 Pet Snails
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Stefanie Scott Cat as a Shirt
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Hot Model in Hot Lingerie
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Dr Phil Created Personality of the Day
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The Most Popular Coronavirus Memes
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Eugenie Bouchard’s Hot Ass in LEggigns
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Wild and Crazy Cat Lady in Snakeskin Pants….
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Italians are Starting to Revolt
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Roundhouse Kick of the Day
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Hot Model Nude in her Apartment
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Empty San Francisco Streets…
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Toilet Paper Couple
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Smart Cat Turns On the Lamp
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Amber Heard Kicked Off Aquaman
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Ryan Reynolds Used to Jack Off to Blake Lively on Gossip Girl
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Nude Yankees Fan
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Heidi Klum CLeavage in a Magazine!
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Nathalie Emmanuel in Shape Mag….
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Shelley Hennig Hot Slutty Photoshoot
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Ariel Winter Nasty in Teen VOgue
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Joey King in Marie Claire…
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Reese Witherspoon’s On a Bike
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Malin Akerman Hot on a Walk
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Nina Dobrev in Quarantine Garb
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Old and Shit Liz Berkley
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Magazine
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Bella Hadid Tits at Target…
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Do people still fuck in public – the lesbian edition
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Titty Pink Bra Reveal
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Pimp Fight!
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Hot and Naked Riley Ann
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Squirter
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12 People having a Shitty Day
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Girl with Great Tits Strips Out of Onsie!
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Caught with the Sidebitch
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2020

01

Apr

Jordyn Jones Twerk of the Day

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Jordyn Jones got on Instagram Live yesterday with Kelianne Stankus, who has the worst name to twerk to, you know STANK ASS the profession twerk instructor, who is teaching young instagram whores trying to clickbait how to shake their asses for their fans….

What I don’t understand is that the Jordyn Jones girl barely showed her ass twerking, and when she did her shitty filmer covered the screen….

What it comes down to is the twerk school, twerk clickbait worked…I’ll always watch a twerk, even if it involves awkward white girls struggling.

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2020

01

Apr

Faith Schroder Being Slutty of the Day

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Faith Schroder is some bottom feeder on social media, doing the whole influencer thing, that isn’t really an influencer thing, and more a how half naked do I consistently need to be in order to get followers that I can pretend are there to hear my life tips, when really they just want to see my tits, and visualize sticking their tips up in it…

She’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter, so she’s always been the bottom of the barrel in her social group. Imagine being raised in LA amongst the kids of the rich and famous and your dad is Ricky Schroder….I’m surprised this one’s not out there turning tricks, I mean she probably is….I am also surprised that being a Sitcom star in the early 80s made dude enough money to continue existing, supporting a family all these years later. He must have bought APPLE stock or something.

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2020

01

Apr

Taylor Schilling Nude of the Day

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Her name is Taylor Schilling and she’s more than just a terrible, weirdly shaped lesbian body, all boxy and flat chested, possibly overly muscular, or just awkwardly fat, in what we used to call “slim fat”…

She’s from the show…Orange is the New Black…where she probably plays a lesbian…and now she’s in a photoshoot where she wears her bathing suit in the shower, maybe some quarantine ideas, or maybe she doesn’t like getting naked, because she knows how trash she is.

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2020

01

Apr

Margot Robbie Laughing at COVID-19 of the Day

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Margot Robbie who looks like she’s in her 40s and probably is, Australians have a thing for lying to get what they want out of American entertainment. Just ask Fat Amy.

As we know, she was the hot naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street who probably ate Weinstein’s ass, or his front hole, since we’ve learned he has no penis by women who got their revenge for having sex with him to get ahead…cunts.

She should have remained that hot naked chick from Wolf of Wall Street, but she’s managed to turn it into a ridiculously lucrative career, stealing jobs from actual Americans….or actual people who can act…she’s clickbait for the film industry. Fuck her.

She’s out here at the grocery store, mocking COVID-19, for the paparazzi she hired, or her agents hired to keep people talking about her…when she has staff and assistants to handle this sort of thing so that she doesn’t need to be put in the line of fire…

But as a rich, elite, entitled chosen one…she may have already been given the vaccine as the world tries to clean house.

ANYWAY, I don’t know if she’s actually laughing at COVID-19, but I’d like to see her cancel, so I’m rumor milling, despite having no authority that even when I call out exclusive stories, no one listens and they go viral 6 months later…you fuckers.

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2020

01

Apr

Camila Cabello Tit Check of the Day

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I guess this Cabello chick is checking to see if her tit is still there, since her boyfriend for publicity, or her stage boyfriend, is clearly a queer…and doesn’t give her tits what they need.

They are both doing this for marketing purposes. Strength in numbers at least for the kids who follow these idiots, because they know that kids need dramatic storylines outside of the shows and music they hear, to stay engaged…just one of the many manipulation tactics of the media who has us ALL brainwashed already….they start us at a young age….

Fuck coordinated publicity stunt relationships to brain wash the kids….I’m talking to you ever fake relationship to ever happen in hollywood for press…fuckers.

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2020

01

Apr

Alexina Graham’s COVID Update of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret Model and Ginger who you know has orange pubic hair which makes her that the more hilarious, took her big tits, or pushed up model tits, to dance her way through being hospitalized with COVID-19….

I figure being in NYC, being a model who doesn’t eat to stay skinny, possibly licking toilet seats or being shit on by rich dudes to make rent, are all factors in why this girl went to the hospital….

Then there’s they whole maybe she’s paranoid, hypochondriac, people are wimps and when they get a cough they go to the clinic….or ER…

I am not that person, I could be run over on the street bleeding after being run over, my leg broke and will try to walk it off….”nothing wrong here”…

So anyway, her inspiring message posted with this titty dance is:

Just a quick hello guys and to let you know I’m sooo much better. Thank you to everyone who sent messages and sent love, you have no idea how much it helped and how it lifted my spirit Im still resting and taking it easy- but I am soooo much better and more than anything I wanted to thank you all for your positive vibes. Keep inside, keep safe and love to everyone of you.

Which I guess means she survived this great PR stunt, use that COVID to get talked about…as she steals precious equipment and resources from the people actually dying of the virus cuz she’s a fucking wimp…

I thought gingers were supposed to have super strength in their DNA from being killed off since the dawn of man when the first ginger came out and they assumed it was the DEVIL….

Here’s her hospital bed…erotica…if COVID is your fetish

Some People are still not taking this seriously. I see on the news there are still gatherings going on and even house party’s!!Please stay home in isolation alone or with who you live with only!! It’s scary -I was throwing up and on the toilet at the same time multiple times through the first day, the fever appeared and then when It broke I got severe chills, i was light headed, I lost shortness of breath, I lost the ability to be able to speak properly in full sentences,my lungs just wouldn’t let me, my chest was tight, I wasn’t able to get in and out of a bath alone, i needed help to get in and out of bed and even eating became painful!! Please take this seriously and please stay home. Love to you all out there

Here is some of her ginger tits….from the archive…

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2020

01

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Jiggle for the Chinese Spies of the Day

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The best thing about the TikTok movement is that this is Chinese spyware, it’s been said by many people in the tech industry BEFORE the whole COVID crisis, yet people just can’t help but use because of Narcissism.

I have a website, it’s not a huge website, but it’s a website that I’ve literally never spent 1 dollar on advertising or marketing and in my peak I was one of the top maybe 2000 websites in the world….the glory days maybe…but if you’re the Chinese government, rich as fuck, smart as fuck, all thanks to producing everything for Americans…you can EASILY make an app go viral. Just cater to that Narcissism…pay some key people…the kids will follow….and give you a direct line into the conversations, the search requests, the locations, everything on your phone…etc. HILARIOUS…

So as Vanessa Hudgens irresponsibly uses the platform, possibly for money, possibly because she can’t help but have an audience…and dance for that audience…those views….her titties jiggle and that’s what this is about…titty jiggle in dannes…

I guess this is her comeback post after a few weeks of her losing her mind in her break-up posting THIRSTY THURSDAY pics before getting backlash for being insensitive about the Lockdown….saying something like “we get it people are going to die, let me go to Coachella” or something…OOPS…that didn’t go over well…but here’s a dance!

POINT being…

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2020

01

Apr

Naughty Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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Essential workers are key, I am just surprised so many of them are exhibitionists, who deal with the stress of the front lines, tits out in selfies they send to friends and post to the internet for feedback….maybe it’s part of caring, being inclined to care for people in dark times, or all times, and their instinct to help that got them in the nursing to begin with, is the same instinct to care for a man’s sexual needs…or maybe they are just perverts…who get off showing off….

But nursing is the sex work of the healthcare system, if anything a lot of nurses worked in sex work when going to nurse school, as a backup plan for that real job when stripping was over, I mean great sugar daddy potential in a hospital I guess…

Either way, or heroes, on the front lines, being weird, being fetishes for you nurse uniform loving perverts with a nurse fetish cuz you like all the germs on you.

April Fools…

Nurse videos if you click more…

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