I am not letting the Corona Virus get in the way of my rub and tugs at the asian massage parlour.
I will not give into the media hype to crash the stock market on Friday, in efforts for rich people to buy up all the stocks at a low only for them to sky rocket again….
I will not wait in line at Costco amongst all the CORONAVIRUS that hasn’t been detected to get mass supplies to power me through the CORONAVIRUS scare…while dying of Corona Virus I got at Costco getting my supplies to power through the CORONAVIRUS scare….
It’s times like these that being a hermit works out nicely for me….not that I fear virus, I’ve accepted humans are disgusting piles of disease the first time I got throat yeast infection from a seemingly nice and wholesome girl I met at a bar who “doesn’t do that kind of thing”, but my “charm” was too hard to resist because it made her so tired she could barely walk…you know romance….but the joke was on me with every time I tried to swallow for a week until I ate a tube of Monistat.
I will however judge fat women on social media pretending to be fighting for body positivity, fighting against body shaming because it allows them to be fat and lazy and complaining…like all girls do.
Some morning links, don’t mind if I do…
Ford f150 with Reaper Wheels
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Dashcam Footage Shows Bridge Collapse
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Madonna Fell
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Landslide of the Day
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Mindy Kaling’s 10 Million Dollar Home
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Rammstein’s Euro Tour
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Kylie Jenner’s Slutty SHoot
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Some Chick in a Bikini Shoot
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Dumb Cop jokes
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