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2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I assume all the sluts went out for Halloween this past weekend, even though Halloween is later in the week, just that sluts are so eager you can only do Halloween before Halloween, if you do Halloween the weekend after Halloween, then you’re just too fucking eager.

I don’t leave the house – so I just don’t know…

I assume all the sluts went out in slutty costumes, and the peopele who fear the SJWs were out doing surveys before getting in costume to make sure their costume didn’t offend anyone, but instead of asking people of various cultures if they were offensive or offended, they turned to white college aged genderless weridos who are far too uptight to enjoy life, who were more than happy to dissect all the ways every single costume could offend…then there was the I don’t give a fuck bro, who for humor sake wore the most offensive costume for a laugh…who in 20 years when running for a position of government will regret it…thanks to all the digital archives of it for everyone to google, cuz google will still own the world in 20 years…and the comedy now will be sadness and shame later…and I think that’s great…Halloween is Great…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Breast Feeding YOGA…
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Zara Holland Lingerie Shoot…
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Wild Fire on Door Cam
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Cheerleader with Ass Out
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Jane Fonda Accepts BAFta while Being Arrested…
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Google Home – Secret Door….
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Jason Statham Good House…
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5 Scary Chicken Types…
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Lucky as Fuck
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Circus Bear Vs Trainer…
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Anti Circumcision Protestor Maces a dude…
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Dog on Motorbike
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Dude eats His Finger…
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Woman Hits Car – Hits Guy – escapes
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Slutty Workout Twerk Out…
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got stuck next to two bros talking about how good they are at making girls cum…or squirt or whatever while ordering their coffee…

I felt that whole dialog pretty queer, not just because they were getting mocha chinos, but it waslike they were trying to get jack off material from each other…you know GYM SHIT…

I got to thinking, there is no way any girl is cumming to these tight jean leather jacket wearing, 1920s hair, moustache rocking, hipster 8 years late on the trend motherfuckers…and that they were obviously faking it…

Like “fine I’ll go home with him, but only cuz I want to get laid and it’ll be refreshing and empowering to piss on him and let him think he’s a god a piss soaked god who thinks I just came on his face like his bff he’ll chat about this with at Starbucks tomorrow…”

I find it weird that people care if a girl fake orgasms. I don’t care if a girl even orgasms, I don’t ever want that, I don’t need to feel like a man who pleases a lady, or like she liked it, or like she was even there. I don’t need to be a hero…

I feel it’s not straight to want a girl to cum…but maybe I feel that way cuz I’ve only fucked women who are sleeping…the dryness adds friction…so I can feel….But even if you don’t fuck girls who nap, who cares if girls fake orgasms..let them have their moment, their oscar performance and be happy they are putting in that effort for your loser ass…. Also, it doesn’t make you a man if you care, it makes you look like you care about her needs like a little bitch…and if she doesn’t cum, maybe she’ll think there’s something wrong with her and keep coming back to you…girls like assholes, but most don’t like licking my asshole…

Here are some stepLINKS…

One Tooth Tweaker.
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Blowing Up Balloons is Slutty
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Girl in Thong Golf Swing
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Bella Thorne Bikini Dance…
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Crazy Witch
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The elvis biopic has a Priscilla and She is Hot…
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Josephine Skriver Thong – Cellulite
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Crashed Driver Pees on Firefighter
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Crazy Religious Lady…
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Karlie Kloss Nips in a Tight Dress..
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Dolly Parton Has a New Song
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Giant Art That Keeps Planes Quiet…
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Iskra Lawrence’s Ass…
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Rats in Cars
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Jessica Biel Fakes Not Knowing Much about N’Sync…
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Dumb Dad
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Drunk Neighbor Pulls Gun
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Mountain Goat Punching Bag
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Kaia Gerber – Day 51 of being 18 in Leggings…Working Out
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Sofia Richie Big Tits in a Bra
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Lohan Leaving a Hotel…
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Daisy Ridley in Leggings
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Bella Thorne – Leather Pants
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Taylor Hill at an event..
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Hilary Rhoda at an event…
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Lady Gaga Ass in Thong on stage
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Nicola Peltz Bra Top for Drake
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Bai Ling Tits Out…
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Kate Beckinsale & Lily Mo Sheen – Paparazzi
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Phoebe Tonkin Slutty Shoot..
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Stefanie Scott at an event…
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Joey King Walkin’
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Kim K Big
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits
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WhatsApp Leaked Porn
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Sex Moves of the Day
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Titty Bounce
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Vintage Nudes…
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Josephine Breasts…
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Sex on Ferris Wheel…
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Great Tits…
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Bitches Be Crazy..
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Slutty Laundry Day
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Spread Out Fat Ass
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Skater Girl on the Beach Tits Out
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Big Tits by the Pool
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Dirty Panty Hair Tie
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Public Pussy Play…
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Nice Flash Tits.
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Flashers on the plane…
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Weird Lawn Furniture…
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2019

Oct

Hot Chicks to Remind You To Get the Best extracts at the best price of the Day

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We have partnered up with topxxtracts.com a premiere site selling premiere extracts from plants that can save your fucking life…

We decided to take extracts and make them XXXtracts…if you know what I mean…

Not that this is x-rated but according to all the advertising platforms and social media platforms….it is…it’s really not even R-Rated…but it’s hot oiled up girls who look like they just rolled around in these tinctures, like they were making a fetish video in those tinctures…all while being in optimal health because they use holistic approaches to health but also because they get half naked….

Take a hint and scroll down to find the benefits of some of the best extracts available on the site – that you should BUY NOW…….try it out…you may like it…..

Kratom
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CBD
I mean really, need I say more? If you haven’t done any research on CBD and you suffer from something as simple as a headache or chronic pain, what the hell are you waiting for? CBD is legit, and Top Extracts offers igh-quality full spectrum whole-plant CBD oil extract from Industrial Hemp and is lab tested.
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Echinacea
Echinacea is a widely used and researched herb for its ability to raise the activity of the protective forces of the immune system. Optimal when taken at the first signs of an infection or imbalance, with cold and flu season starting it’s a good idea to have a bottle of this in your medicine cabinet, next to your methadone.
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Turmeric Capsules
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Holy Basil
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Lemon Balm
Lemon Balm is known to be soothing to the gastrointestinal tract, thus is an excellent digestive aid. It has also been used to combat viruses such as cold sores (HERPES??), and possesses antimicrobial activity additionally. Also I’ve heard a lot about Lemon Balm being a really great liver support and cleanser so if you have fatty liver like me, consider this tincture.
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The Sleep Tincture
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2019

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s old BOTOX face looks nice and mangled as all these idiots try to extend their careers past 30…but you should see her pussy….it’s had two kids and dick to establish a career in the first place…for a brand that financed Jeff epstein….Victoria’s Secret.

She’s hardly done any other work with any other brand…

But she has taken these dramatic pics of her holding her tits to show off her lipstick in black and white cuz she’s got depth, just ignore the fact she was a promo model for a mainstream brand that manufactures in sweat shops that destroy the environment and economy….by doing all off shore…in a Make China Rich…

Trash..

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2019

Oct

Demi Lovato Halloween Tits of the Day

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Looking at Demi Lovato in her weird costume for some Halloween is some clickbait…to remind you that even in costume….she’s fat as fuck, clearly lost her heroin body thanks to rehab assuming she’s not on heroin…maybe this is a replaced with other pills for mental health or some shit…you know that bloat you out and motivate you to leak your nude selfies from a time when you were at your hottest….to remind people that at your hottest, you’re still not hot, but you’re also no longer a threat to the Chinese all you can eat buffet owner…

This is some White Face, I call Racism On. Let’s hope the SJW faggots get on her for this, but I guess no one cares when non whites play whites…in this era of everyone offended – especially since Demi Lovato owns the narrative and can do no fucking wrong…brands still give her monery despite heroin – that’s crazy. Parents till let kids listen to her music. Also crazy to me. Right.??

Also this is a good example of the difference between a pic a girl upload vs a tagged pic…

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2019

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Titty Top of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin just had a birthday and as it turns out – she’s another year useless…

The older she gets…the less hope their is…but Alec Baldwin and I guess Kim Bassinger are fucking rich, so she’s good.

This is just a way to pass the time…what the fuck else is she supposed to do, get a job, go to school change the world? Fuck that.

She’s 8 feet tall and 250 lbs…bitch could be a fucking linebacker, a pro wrestler, an amateur wrestler, a bodyguard like Kevin Costner…or she could bounce a fucking biker bar for her rehab friends…there are options..but why not show the titty…without showing the titty.

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2019

Oct

Kelly Osbourne Clown Tits of the Day

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I thought Rita Ora was Kelly Osbourne for the first 5 years of Rita Ora’s career, but as it turns out Rita Ora is far more useless than the billionaire Ozzy’s daughter who we’ve all watch grown up into some fat genderless cunt with a bad attitude, cuz she’s a billionaire’s daughter.

Well as it turns out, she’s grown out some tits, she may have always had, but I never noticed because fat chicks were and remain relatively invisible to me, because I am from an era of fat chicks being disgusting and not actually recognized as humans…..

Anyway, here she is in costume….

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2019

Oct

Naomi Watts Nipples of the Day

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Friday Night – Naomi Watts Nipples to remind you that Australians of any age are a slutty good time, even when they are super fucking famous…and don’t need to be..

Like this clip of her pulling out her tits in a shower for the internet because she can….instead of acting her damn age…

Australians man…magic.

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2019

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Naked Milk Bath of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is in some dirty piss and cum water for you to jack off to because it reminds you of of your poverty stricken childhood, where the family could only afford so much water and you were the end of the line, forced to soak in your dad and sisters fluids after your dad molested her because you’re not good enough…to be molested by him…you know second tier motherfucker…

I always liked Seyfried in movies. I liked that Lohan, when I was friends with Lohan, hated her because she basically stole Lohan’s fantasy of a career…and despite doing garbage movies for the mainstream faggot, she also did some indy shit for her tits, with good tits as all tits are worth looking at…so show em for your fake art…

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2019

Oct

Rachel Bilson Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to leave a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts being everywhere…

I mean she didn’t go wild back when she was the hot chick on The O.C….she moved to a farm in Canda with some weirdo she had a kid with instead.

Maybe they are religious…or maybe she’s 45 years old and just knows a bikini isn’t age appropriate…

Who knows…but here’s some divorcee erotica…maybe some “i’ll try girls cuz guys are shit, like miley” erotica…that is barely erotic, but I did watch the show and use it to bait college girls into conversation…like the sexual predator I am….

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