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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t care about the Royal Family, despite being in Canada and having to worship the queen, she’s on all our money and she owns all our land….but I do find it funny that the Prince would leave the Royal Family for his trashy manipulative wife, the lowest level celebrity ever, but capable of acting her way through seducing men for cock.

The power of pussy man…that’s what it’s about and it’s a nice reminder that we are weak weak weak motherfuckers…no matter how loud women cry about the patriarchy…they are the rulers of our worlds…cuz of pussy.

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Anna Savich from Ukraine Naked with her Bald Pussy Rash
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Defendant’s Reaction to Hilarious Charges
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Octomom Shares Pic of Kids…
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Rat Chasing It’s Tail…
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Creepy Philharmoic Cover of a Song
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Fucking on the Side of the Road
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Girls in Leggigns!
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Cat Playing with New Toy
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Prince Harry and Megan Leaving Royalty
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Social Media Reacts
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Dog Obsess with Cleanliness
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2020

Jan

Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Jojo is still stripping….and lifting and trying to get fit cuz she’s probably out of her Disney Kid money from 10 years ago and this whole comeback tour thing has only worked when she shows off how big her tits are….stripping…the logical thing to train for…like a survivalist filling up his bunker with rice and canned goods….or the homeowner who buys an RV…the insurance policy that you’ll be ok when it all fucking fails.

I didn’t jerk off to Jojo then, I don’t jerk off to her now, but I like how her tits developed, far better than her career developed. Seriously.

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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today’s tragic news, at least from my perspective, is that the URL YoTube.com is taken, so my dreams of making a Hip Hop Youtube because hip hop is the only thing white suburban kids want, and break dancing is now in the Olympics making it so much potential…but then sites like collegehumor fold, not that I’ve visited it in 16 years, but it was a big thing…that is no more thanks to websites losing to social media…

Other tragic news, I didn’t get to play a gym mat and watch any girls squat in a thong over my face today….because I don’t leave the house….life lesson, if you want girls to squat over your face in a thong…step 1 is leaving the house…unless they do outcalls…which they probably do…things to google…I guess.

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Titty Pic Confirming Elon Musk Knocked Up Grimes.
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Girls in Leggings
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Pussy Power – Prince Harry Leaving Royalty for a Slut
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Dog with Awesome Pee Aim
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Couple Fucking on the Highway
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Kid Walking Around Ghetto with Gun Shots Going Off
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Dead in a Hotel Bed With Kaya Noid
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure Unveiled and it is on All Fours
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Kate Beckinsale is Not Dating Machine Gun Kelly
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Paris Hilton Nip
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Katie Stevens – See Through
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Bella Hadid Cleavage
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Dumbest Olympic Sport in 2024
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Abigail Thompson is a Slutty Naked Redhead
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Joey King Dancing in a Bra
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AJa Jane Doesn’t Want you to See her Face But She Does Want You to See her Vagina
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Madonna’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Vegan Hunting Photos
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HGTV wants to Renovate a Smalltown
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Chris Hemsworth and Elton John Donate 1,000,000 to help Bushfires. I didn’t know they were dating
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Lizzo is that Bitch who Quit Twitter Because People are Mean
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Chet Hanks – RASTA
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Morgana Got her Tits Out…
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Food Plastics Release Estrogen
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How About Some Liquid Ass
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Tarin’s Got her Nipples Pierced
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Plane Tire Falls Off
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93 Year Old Guy Shoots Building Manager
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Club Sluts
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Lindsay Jones Vagina
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2020

Jan

Grimes Posts her Pregnant Nipples of the Day

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Grimes struck second lottery by getting some Elon Musk musk up inside her as she posted this TITTY Pic.

My initial reaction to the pic was “those are some big dark nipples, she must be pregnant”…and I was right…because I know me how nipples work…call me a doctor, at least when I pretend to be on on Craigslist to lure you into my gynecological van.

This is gonna be big news.

I guess the only regret is not befriending her when she was in Montreal getting her start in the local scene before going viral with her first album. Maybe I’d be invited to the Briss or whatever it is billionaires to do celebrate their future bratty socialite entitled weirdo kids.

I have these old pics of her sucking a tit at a party in Montreal before she was famous – worth checking out cuz LOLZ now that she is famous

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2020

Jan

Bella Thorne Fridge Selfie of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne hasn’t fallen off enough to star in her own ANAL gangbang porn, so she continues to post up silly “provocative” and boring videos of herself being unshowered for your pheromone loving perverts…you know you three day old pussy stench through your clothes loving sick fucks….who make a point of not letting the girls you know shower before you fuck…even when you know they fucked other dudes before you since you’re paying them to have sex ith you…

I find Bella Thorne ridiculously dull, so until the anal gangbang porn comes out, I’ll just continue watching her suck at being “edgy” or “interesting”….

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2020

Jan

Audrina Patridge Bikini of the Day

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Audrina Patridge started out on The Hills and then met some guy had a baby got divorced and accused him of molesting their baby and is now in a bikini promoting some diet products….

There is nothing worst than a bitter cunt who throws a baby daddy under the bus for shit like Molesting their kids….unless he actually molested the kids…then she should take some responsibility as a mother for allowing that to happen.

She was recently ordered to pay 35k in legal fees for her ex, so I guess that’s why she’s back out here working.

I personally appreciated the downtime we had when the Hills was officially over, this comeback shit with 35 year olds is pretty fucking lame…

She claimed that she couldn’t afford the 35k in fees, so you can understand why she’s out here being a whore at 35…even though she makes 35,000 dollars a month…which is nuts…how can she not afford 35k in legal fees if that’s what she makes a month…garbage human.

At her peak, the bolt ons and ceiling eyes that looked half retarded were praised as being the hottest thing on The Hills…so look at her now at an event in a sheer top for attention….trying to cash in.

I’ve never seen an episode, and I expect to keep it that way….

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2020

Jan

Amanda Cerny Clown Tits of the Day

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Clown Tits have never been so literal.

I know we typically expect to see clown tits on Courtney Stodden or a Kardashian…but apparently it happens to Amanda Cerny….the average at best Playboy chick from back when Playboy would cast basically anyone…if you don’t believe me check the archives….to the VINE star who associated with all the VINE stars and offered to play the girl in all their Vine Star sketches since they were all in LA trying very hard to make it….who I guess is now an “influencer” with a huge TURKISH following….

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2020

Jan

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some gold digging slut from Sports Illustrated who managed to bait in Christie Brinkley’s billioaire heir son Jack Brinkley-Cook into her pussy hole at some SI event his mom, who is honorary publisher of SI proven in the fact that they allow her daughter into the magazine, probably brought him to in hopes to find him a gold digging whore like his mom to settle down with and travel the world with…..

I guess rich guys love fucking girls other rich guys fuck, which is gross to me, but the whole Nina pretending to fuck Leo, despite Leo being gay, allowed Jack Brinkley-Cook to see past her giant forehead for the pussy quality she was and invest his dick in her….and he’ll eventually invest his trust fund into her…cuz she’s old and will be knocked up soon.

I never found Agdal hot, but she did have a fit body….then she got fat and lost any appeal she may have…but realized she does nothing all day so she might as well get fit again. It’s what the audience is there for.

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2020

Jan

Amber Heard Bikini of the Day

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Amber Heard probably broke her foot kicking what was left of Johnny Depp’s career….or maybe from a sex injury from whatever rich guy she’s manipulated into her vagina, in exchange for money and personal gain, because this trash is evil…manipulative…narcissistic….terrifying…

You may be asking how one could injure their foot through sex and as it turns out, they can do that by sticking their foot in an old man’s asshole that isn’t quite stretchy enough to take it all….leading to medical emergencies…and I guess their are other ways but I can’t think of them…

I just know Amber Heard is overrated, always was and that she’s a reminder that the power of pussy can destroy any man….and that women like her aren’t loyal, respectable, or decent, but instead first to hit the media with stories of how they were victims of abuse, garnering sympathy and blinding everyone from thinking what they always thought “who’s that slut Johnny Depp married, she’s clearly there for the glory and the money”….and she was…

Garbage. I wonder how bad Johnny Depp hopes that cast gets stuck on the bottom of the pool with her still in it…probably real bad.

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2020

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Naked Holding her Gunt of the Day

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STOP SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS….

STOP FETISHIZING FAT

STOP FAKE NEWS / MISINFORMATION THAT FAT IS BEAUTIFUL…

This is what disease looks like, not to mention ISKRA, if that’s even her real name, made herself to speak to the fat trend in modeling, so she could position herself as a body positive fat girl, but who will get fit as soon as that trend ends.

Fat isn’t great, unless you’re skinny pretending to be fat to get paid.

Ya’ll are sick….Bring Skinny Back

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