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2020

09

Jan

Noah Cyrus Troll Twerk of the Day

Noah Cyrus had a birthday. No one cared except maybe a bunch of latch-ons trying to get to Miley. Story of her life I am sure.

Since it was her birthday and she is a rich and entitled bratty pile of dog shit, at least she looks like a dog shit, no offense DOG SHIT….she decided to twerk and show us her panties because she’s all living in the shadow of her sister and always will, she’ll never amount to what her sister amounted to and everyone will just feel sorry for her knowing that she knows how inadequate she is….

So here’s those panties.

And here she is with Machine Gun Kelly being edgy…you know cuz he’s edgy….

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2020

09

Jan

Elsa Hosk is still so hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, created by the good perverts at Victoria’s Secret, who can call herself an ANGEL, which is still a big part of the brand’s marketing. She is basically a “celebrity” model and rich thanks to the evil sweatshop owning brand that financed Epstein according to many reports and she deserves it because she looks like this.

She was brought on as Candice Swanepoel’s replacement, who I call Candice-SWINE-POO-WHO? after staring long enough at Elsa Hosk who is just substantially better. It must be funny being a hot celebrated model like Candice, who likely had an ego, realizing there’s better out there and she can’t even use the “well she’s younger” excuse cuz they are the same age. HILARIOUS. Model Drama (that I just invented in my head).

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2020

09

Jan

Leah Sanders Slutty South African of the Day

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Leah Sanders is a South African model and despite the AIDS rate in South Africa, the systematic racism from the Whites of South Africa wanting to remain elite while keeping the native Africans as slaves, the annoying accents, the sharks, the other wild animals that kill, including but not limited to the high crime rate….she has survived and is able to make us bikini pics like she was that “Daddy killer Slut” Charlize Theron, or Candice Swanepoel, or who the fuck else is out of South Africa….Die Antwerp?

Either way, girl looks good.

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2020

09

Jan

Rumer Willis Archery in Tight Leggings of the Day

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For those of you who say that Rumer Willis is useless.

Just some entitled useless do nothing who happens to be born to very rich parents that coddle her thanks to being celebrity weirdo narcissists that can’t seen anything their genitals produced as being bad or embarrassing.

A girl who doesn’t need skills, hobbies, projects because she can just CHILL…

Well as it turns out…she does archery, so take that haters…bitch does things beyond sitting and injecting her face to make herself hotter than she was at 18 when she looked like a potato.

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2020

09

Jan

Halle Berry Shower Porn of the Day

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Halle Berry has been allowed to manager her own social media feed and in doing that she’s tapped into the depths of her soul to find out what that creative outlet should be for herself. At 50 and a celebrity she has all kinds of options. Does she take the Oprah / Paltrow angle of creating a personal lifestyle brand, does she do the Jessica Simpson and push things like K-Mart Clothing, or does she do what she actually likes doing, which is starring in content dudes can jerk off to cuz she’s hot, like a sex worker, hired in the 90s to play the black girl, cuz she grew up white and the producers could handle it, because they needed black actors back then also, they just preferred half blacks raised white for the part because Hollywood is racist.

Halle Berry old or not is still hot except for that ass tattoo or a birthmark from her blackness…either way…weird approach to social media but when you’re Halle Berry who fucking cares.

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2020

09

Jan

Taraji P Henson Got Them Tits On of the Day

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In hollywood tyring to be more inclusive in their content because they are all scared of being called out on twitter for being racist or not WOKE enough, so they cast all kinds of ethnics for the sake of avoiding being called out, as they know they are disposable…

We’re getting more inclusive more diverse titties.

That’s not always a good thing but not because of the race thing, I know that we collectively like all pussy if it’s good pussy, but Hollywood is trying to appease everyone, so some of the pussy, is not good pussy.

I am not the person to decide good or bad pussy, I’ll just post the pics and let you retards use your small retard brains to figure it out…because they are tits and that should be enough for you.

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2020

09

Jan

Julianne Hough VS Charlotte McKinney -BLACK Legging’s Battle of the Day

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LEGGINGS BATTLE…CHECK….OUR CONTENDERS:

CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY WHO GOT AIDS FROM STEPHEN DORF

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VS

JULIANNE HOUGH WHO GOT AIDS FROM HER BROTHER (GAY DISEASE) AND RYAN SEACREST DURING AN ANAL COKE BINGE ON HER RUMSPRINGA CUZ SHE’S MORMON

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2020

09

Jan

Chanel West Coast Shitty Bikini Handstand of the Day

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No one cares about Chanel West Coast, her fake hip hop accent, her milking an MTV gig a decade later because she can, I mean if you get on TV once, use that for the rest of your fucking life, and when using it…get in a bikini…so people can have an actual reason to look at your nonsense.

Let that be a life lesson to women everywhere, if you want people to pay attention to your nonsense, do things half naked, the audience may not be listening, but they will be captivated even when what’s being presented, like this hand stand bikini shit isn’t captivating.

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2020

09

Jan

Ariel Winter Twerk of the Day

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I’m surprised we didn’t hear about the earthquake that happened when Ariel Winter did these two tweak sessions for her camera man. Shaking her ass and tearing down the building.

I am so hungover and staring at Ariel Winter’s fat, now skinnier ass is both offensive and inspiring.

Offensive because Ariel Winter is a fucking troll, but inspiring because despite being ok with being fat and disgusting, she pulled up her fitness activewear and got on new Anti-Depressants to lose all that vile weight, like the burden that it was, the same way she lost her tits, but with less surgical removal of the fat…at least according to her…but I’m not buying it.

I think despite her being a troll it is important to celebrate weightloss and fight the fight for calling out fatties for being fat and unhealthy and to stop the fake news narrative that fat is wonderful and all bodies matter…cuz fat kills…just not my wife…at least not fast enough…but it kills my spirits…for not killing my wife fast enough…which is MURDER in the second degree and a reminder that FAT should be criminal….