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2020

08

Jan

Joey King Dancing in a Bra of the Day

Joey King was robbed of a Golden Globe as far as I’m concered. I didn’t see Michelle William’s in that queer dancing show about a womanizing dancer, because he wasn’t queer, but all the other dancers were queer, opening up many pussies in the dance community for that reason alone.

I did see Michelle William’s woman power speech about her abortion, in what I guess was a subliminal thank you to her abortion for her win.

“The Act” was the first time I saw Joey King in any performance, and she had a shaved head and no teeth, which may be hot to all of you, but not to me….so I wasn’t rooting for her for her hotness or her youth, she was actually great in it and should have been rewarded for it…not that bitch who let your HEATH LEDGER DIE….

So now that I know who Joey King is, I’m seeing her giving back to the community with bra tops and titty dances…on some child star from a child star family doing things that broken girls do…and I see it as her giving back to the people, reasserting herself, saying “she’s got tits and she’ll use them”….as she uses them.

She’s good.

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2020

08

Jan

Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter that people only care about because she’s Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter….but I like to see these celebrity children as more than just a product of their mother’s vampire, never dying, very old fucking pussy…

I like to view them as entitled kids with access to everything in the world, with unlimited funds from their mom who feels deep in her soul that’s she’s pulled off a scam and thus her kids should benefit…..and I like to imagine that she has no interest in being anything more than Madonna’s kid. Nothing worse than a celebrity kid trying to break free from their parents to do their own thing instead of just chilling as the celebrity kid.

She’s got a bit of a weird body, maybe it’s the CUBAN genes in her, her name is Lourdes Leon…not quite as white as her Italian mom….but she’s got some tits…and I like this…but liek I said…big fan of celebrity do-nothing kids…they are the holy grail of human.

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2020

08

Jan

Selena Gomez New Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Selena Gomez has taken a break from being a mental case celebrity who is constantly in and out of rehab, because that’s just how broken she is, you know living with a terminal disease can be bleak. Death at anytime, which happens to be the same fucking narrative we all live under, only some of us can deal with it better. We may not have LUPUS but who the fuck knows what else we may have, not to mention all kinds of accidents happen, people are crazy, there’s disease out there….we’re all fucking dying…so stop feeling sorry for yourself you entitled trash….

We get it Bieber married a chick to avoid your bratty spoiled bullshit, and that hurt little bitch who gets everything she ever wanted, except the lupus, she didn’t want the lupus, however it’s been a good marketing tactic and sympathy generator…

Well, in this editorial shoot she did to promote her bullshit, she’s said that LIFE IS BETTER NOW THAT SHE’S ON THE RIGHT MEDICATION.

Great another anti-depressant peddler to inspire all the kids, cuz all these people are diagnosed mentally unstable, despite being rich fucking celebrities with teams of people on pay roll to tell them how great they are.

Pretty ridiculous.

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2020

08

Jan

Zoe Kravitz Nudity of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz used to annoy me with her Bohemian artist act. Her stick and poke tattoos. Her dreaded hair that you know she was playing up….she was a rich kid born to a rich and famous dad who was born to a rich a famous mom from The Jefferson’s….this is generational entitlement and to play it up like you live in a beach shanty, that you love crystals, that you juice only the best vegetables from your off grid garden was beyond fucking pretentious.

But I’ve seen her in movies and tv shows and I find her hot, so I am all for her rise to the top….even if her start was lame as shit….plus I used to jerk off to Lisa Bonet on The Cosby Show and Diff’rent strokes so in ways, I like to think I am Zoe Kravitz’s dad. You never know, maybe my sperm was that powerful.

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2020

08

Jan

Dua Lipa’s Booty Rub Down of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a youtuber that went viral because of her young tits on Youtube, the place perverts go for Young tits….views the record label assumed were legit fans and figured better to cultivate her than to find someone with no followers, I mean it is the youtube generation and talent doesn’t matter…ability to digital market yourself does…so the real talent that used to be scouted in bars and clubs and coffee shops are never being heard. AWESOME for the progression of the industry. CLICK BAIT FOR LIFE.

She is going viral today because she did a video on Ellen in costume, like Ellen likes, cuz Ellen is a pervert demon trying to steal your souls, one manipulative smile at a time, acting all sincere when really just acting it out….for money.

But I’m more into her uneventful bikini content…and I am sure Ellen is too, but viral videos help keep her relevant and making that Ellen money….

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2020

08

Jan

Kristina Trumbull May Be the Future of the Day

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Our friend, who I don’t know if he’s actually our friend, I feel like I may have communicated with him once before he realized that I could taint his reputation with the women he takes pics of because I call all them girls getting naked whores.

What they don’t realize is that I am not doing it in a judgy way and not even in a mean way, I appreciate the normalization of girls getting naked on the internet and I remember when seeing models nude required WORK or watching syndicated fashion television that aired on Sundays…

I get that it is a woke society and people are scared to have opinions that go against the masses and that’s ok, but it’s also an era where EVERY girl posts her nudes by 18 years old, like EVERY GIRL has nudes, which is awesome.

You can’t give me endless supply of nudity and not expect me to react like an old excited by nudity dude. It is called PUSSY POWER…the power of the pussy and it’s as old as fucking time.

SO…calling these girls trying to get out there by spending their days with their tits out for a photographer is more my way of saying thanks…so thank you ERIK TRANBERG for this gold…and thank you KRISTINA_TROUBLE for them titties. They are great. I am sure you are more than just tits, and that you are empowered by your tits and showing your tits, but I don’t care about none of that noise, I do however appreciate the tits.

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2020

08

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Tits of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow is some overhyped garbage pile of shit who is using her celebrity to make girls steam their vaginas and masturbate with her branded vibrators because she considers herself a pussy expert…despite being married to a queer…which could be why she’s a pussy expert…since he ain’t touching that pussy so she’s gotta touch it herself.

I hate the idea of celebrities trying to be relatable, as personal and lifestyle bloggers, building out lifestyle companies like they are Oprah…it’s like bitch you were in a series of shit movies, fuck off, you’re not Oprah…

It’s this egotistical shit that people support and allow to happen that is the problem, when bitch should have been forgotten, you all are reading her lies…and spreading her lies…and turning into whatever it is she is.

The biggest or most offensive thing in it all is that she is not even hot…so what the fuck is up with this, can you just buy celebrity, fame, relevance, and build out brands because of that….OF COURSE YOU CAN…and this trash is just another example of another idiot sucking.

I am sure this Bazaar article is really riveting and she reveals so much about herself, even though she does that every fucking day, to the point of it being incessant and offensive.

I don’t care what Paltrow is sticking in her cunt to refresh her pussy FLORA or whatever it is she is pushing today….unless there is video of her doing that…for someone who is all about talking about her pussy, why haven’t we seen her pussy…does she even have a pussy? She may not…so unless I see fucking close up tutorials all her words remain the smutty clickbait that it is…

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Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|SFW

2020

08

Jan

Fat Ass Girl and Fireworks Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Clever Bike Rider of the Day

Lizard in a Car

Pigs in the Supermarket – No – Not Cops

Russian Gets a Tranny Whore

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2020

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Estrogen in the drinking water to keep you all docile….

All that birth control water to keep you from raging…

Basically that’s why ya’ll are all a bunch of bitches…

Filter That Water or Drink Whiskey and only Whiskey then watch girls who piss themselves porn, there’s a lot of it, because apparently people like watching girls piss themselves and girls like filming it.

THAT IS YOUR MORNING INSPIRATION.

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Morgana Nude on the Beach…
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Sophie Mudd In a Bikini – BUSTY
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Plane Crashing in Iran – SAD Video
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure is Terrifying But You’d Still Fuck it.
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Audrina’s Slutty Dress
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Kid Walking Through Ghetto with Gunfire
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Fred Durst Hit By Limp Bizkit
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2020

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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With the state of the world today, growing up on all that porno, being cam girls and amateur pornographers, sexting everyone they know and loving every second of it.

The chances of a Starbucks girl who identifies as a girl, none of their tranny ones, having a butt plug in are pretty fucking high…

If I based my retail experience on reddit girls from work masturbating in the stock room, menial jobs are now sexy….when I was a stockboy at a pharmacy in my 20s…which was humiliating being called a stockboy…the only sexy I got was seeing hot rich women buying enemas I knew they were getting for anal…or that one methadone chick, cuz we were running the methadone clinic back before the opiate crisis..so her down and out overall vibe was good…

Anyway, if you’re wondering why customer service is so shit everywhere you go, it’s because they are all too busy masturbating.

Think of that as you go out to restaurants, grocery stores…even COSTCO…the young ones have masturbated or may even be masturbating as you tap your credit card wrong…

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Madison Beer – Hot Moves
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Amazing Bikini Baristas!
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Waiting music of the Day
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Hot Chick at the DJ Booth
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Selena Gomez – Big Cleavage
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Kate Beckinsale Has Werid Taste in Dick
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Fast Hand Shooter
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Jessica Alba Cleavage
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Sarah Nicole Harvey – Naked Instagrammer of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day Fake Sex Doll Looking Half Naked for IG
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Secret Service VS George Lopez
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Kristin Cavallari has a Tit
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Chloe Sevigny Pregnant with First Child…..
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Fred Durst Kicked by ICP
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Shitty Emmy Rossum Plays Angelyne in New Mini Series with her TITS out
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Wild Pig Gets Haircut in Malaysia
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Some Girl Imitating Guys at a Party Who Don’t know the Lyrics and it’s Bad….I bet she’s got a movie deal….book deal…and TV show deal….because the internet is the worst.
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Halston Sage – See Through
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Sara Sampaio’s Epic Tan Lines
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And he’s not even muslim?
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Cindy Crawford BIKINI – Best Title EVER
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Kaia Gerber Leggigns
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All The Sluts from 77th Annual Golden Globe
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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Brie Larson Ugly at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp Thick Legs
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Emma Roberts Legs
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Saoirse Ronan for the Nerds
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Olivia Wilde – Pant Suit
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Jodie Comer Pink Outfit
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Audrina Patrige Fke TItty
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Golden Globes Round Up in Case You Missed It…
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Slut with Wet Hair
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Amateur of the Day
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New Kind of Food Truck
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3 Girls 1 Night….
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Reddit Amateur – Far East Pussy
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Girls in Sports Bras
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I fall For it EVERY TIME too
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Alexa Campbell Nude in Bed
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Ass Fisting – Always Weird
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A Bunch of Butts
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Gross Squirt
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Bad Glory Hole Etiquette
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Busty Bella Knox
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WTF is That?
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Lesbians…
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