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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Jan

Margaret Qualley Crochet Panties of the Day

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Margaret Qualley shot by Juergen Teller for that W Best Performers Series or whatever.

Juergen Teller is one of those legendary “Fine Art Photographers” who takes a lot of nudes. He’s from Germany and they are weird at least sexually. Just ask Heidi Klum’s vagina that’s been banged out FAR too aggressively by SEAL.

Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s ugly kid, in a “if you look at her face, you’ll know that she’s gotta be someone’s kid to be here, or maybe just one of the last girls to fuck Weinstein before he was brought down, thank’s for the career old man”…

They say that Margaret Qualley grew up in ASHEVILLE, so I’m not sure how her wanting to move to LA to be a celebrity happened, but I guess growing up in ASHEVILLE as Andie MacDowell’s ugly kid means there’s probably an LA house and an NYC apartment. Asheville is just her mom’s attempt to keep her wholesome…and it worked out well seeing as she’s in W magazine in her underwear.

Here she is at the Golden GLobes

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2020

Jan

Mary J Blige Bikini of the Day

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Check out Mary J Blige in a bikini, something you never wanted to see in a bikini but that is wearing a bikini because the world is a changing place and bikinis come in all sizes for all age groups.

But it takes all kinds and from all my research the last 15 years, people get weirder and weirder in what they jerk off to. Fat girls are now considered hot and are paid for being hot, something I only thought happened in strip clubs for obscure fatty lovers, but now fetishes become mainstream.

So who am I to discriminate against this, when someone out there loves it, like this is the HOLY GRAIL of their jerking off.

I am a nice guy, despite being alienated for being an asshole online and in life, so this one’s for you, cuz it sure ain’t for me.

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2020

Jan

Old Man Shoots Landlord in Vegas and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Lady Won’t Get Out

Toilet Paper Flused in Airplane Toilet Fail

Theives Use a Front End Loader

Wild Pig Injures People in India…

Troops Being Deployed at the Atlanta Airport….I didn’t know Military Flew Commercial

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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Cuckolding is more popular than ever, probably because everyone is a bisexual weirdo who grew up watching porn and want to turn their wives they are bored of into pornstars, so they can be like the poeple on the internet…or they just like dick…

I like the idea of finding dudes to fuck my wife, only so I don’t have to, you know bring them in while I go out drinking with less fat women. Unfortunately, even the most desperate dude wants to get paid to fuck my wife…and that’s not fiscally possible up in here….

What kind of cuck are you?

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Weinstein Hobbling Into Court is Hilarious
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Man Finds Relative Naked in Kids Bedroom…
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Golden Globes Trying to Get Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to Host Because they are Dinosaurs stuck in 2001
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The Many Ways Joker Entered the Talk Show Scene in the movie JOKER
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Candice Swanepoel Nips
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Stripper Fail…
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Hilary Duff Bikini
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Drunk Idiot Running from the Cops
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Dr Phil is Trying to Create ANOTHER viral Social Media Idiot – This is that Idiot
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George Lopez Pisses Off the Secret Service
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year, so I’ve been told. I find all days sort of the same. So if you haven’t killed yourself like you’re supposed to on Blue Monday…you may want to after clicking these links…

Everyone preaching Australia to me don’t realize that Australia’s never done anything for me….if I was on fire, would they really send me money. I don’t think so. I could test it, since it is Blue Monday…but I can already guarantee no EMBASSY or RELIEF fund is coming my way….

I do feel bad for all the animals that are now victims thanks to humans. Fucking humans…ruin everything….at least in my life….

Speaking of LIFE, the one thing we can learn from the Weinstein thing is that most of the girls he molested / raped or touched or jerked off to weren’t even hot….so even in his creepiness he took what he could get…even with all his power…he still dealt with average at best wannabe groupies….trying to get ahead because they didn’t have what it took to do it without trying to sell the producer…remember it takes TWO to get raped..right? They were using him, he knew it, so he wanted to use them back. I just feel no sympathy for anyone taking business meetings in hotel rooms alone at night without management or a dude in place. Clearly you dumb bitch. You knew what you were getting yourself into and that doesn’t CONDONE RAPE or RAPISTS…it’s saying these bitches be dumb.

The nice thing about having my own site is that I can say raped without being deleted, I can also say faggot. HOWEVER….I guess I get deleted in a different way…when all of you fuck off and never come back because this shit is old and tired…and you prefer MEMES….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hilary Duff’s Now More Fit Bikini is Hot
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Florida Man at the Parking Gate
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Shitty Car Transporting Snowmobile
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Rachel Bilson and Bill Hader Make it Official
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Jenny Mollen Diaper Fetish for the Perverts
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Lizzo pleads with the entire world to help Australia by Eating an Entire Cow….
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Dakota Fanning Hard Nip
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Saoirse Ronan – SIDE BOOB
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Scar Jo Saggy Boobs
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Live Fish Found in Pike’s Stomach
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Gala Martinez Hot in Sheer Lingerie
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Lorena Rae in a Bikini
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Bills Fan Almost breaks Neck
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Golden Globe Red Carpet Review
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Topless URKEL
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J.Lo Cleavage being Old and Tacky at the Globes…
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Paris Hilton’s Nipple Pasties at the GLobes
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David Spade on Violent Encounter with his Assistant
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John Stewart on Dave Chappelle’s AWard…
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Girl with a Spider Tattoo being Slutty…
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Mother of a Disney Star says Her Son was Molested at Chris Pratt’s House. I believe it.
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A Glimpse Into the Tabasco Factory
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Adele Has Lost About 100 Pounds…and her Tits are Hanging Out…
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Tits
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Unknown Gina Miller Got her Titties Out
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Inside Edition Interviews KAI the HITCHHIKER
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Throwback Mitch Hedberg on Real World
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All The Sluts from 77th Annual Golden Globe
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Kaitlyn Dever Bra Top at Some Event
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Zoey Deutch Skinny legs
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Jasmine Sanders at some Event
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Larsen Thompson Huge TIts – Dumb Make-Up
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Kaia Gerber Sports Bra of the Day
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Adriana Lima at the Pool in a Bikini of the Day
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Gillian Anderson at an Event
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Dua Lipa Bikini
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Bella Hadid – Leather Cat Suit
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Abigail Spencer – Gothic
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Amy Smart – Boring
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BIG TEXAS TITTIES
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Sunroof Comes in Handy
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Big Girl Tits in Micro Bikinis
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Hot Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Girl in See Through Leggigns
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Butthole Trick
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Gymnast Girl Doing some Aggressive Splits on Someone’s Face
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Titties on the Beach
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FLashing the TIts, Flashing the Ass,
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Weirdest Assplay Ever
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Amateur Porn Chick Pretending to be a Roommate
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Bad Glory Hole Etiquette
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WTF was That
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2020

Jan

Hilary Duff Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is on her Honeymoon in a bikini.

She’s one of those have a second dudes baby after fucking a handful of other dudes during her divorce then marry them so you can go to Africa on a Safari together….thanks to LOVE….

She is also a Disney kid, bred by Disney and is about to be back on Disney’s streaming platform with the REDO of her original show that made her famous..they basically own her.

She lost a lot of weight and is skinny because I guess she knows that skinnier girls are hotter than fat girls…unless she just did it for her wedding, but I doubt that.

We should celebrate that hard work she’s put into this after a decade of thickness because it is a sign of the times, people don’t want to be fat anymore, at least not on the Disney Show that can probably make her a shit ton of money…so do it at your hottest…Looking good for the Magical Kingdom…the Happiest Place on Earth…unless they are actually that rumored PEDO ring that made her….making it semi traumatic…in which case she’s safe now that she’s like 30…in a pink bikini.

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2020

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Nudity in Jamaica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel has her nipples out in Jamaica.

Probably looking for Tom Hanks’ son….but that motherfucker was at the golden globes…showing you his Reggae patois speak. They call him Shabba Hanks….or Chet for short…

I think it is safe to say that Swanepoel’s out here trying to be hot again, because she basically fell off with her series of kids and was replaced by other models…but one thing can make her comeback from that…NIPPLES.

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2020

Jan

The Naked Philanthropist of the Day

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I am sure you perverts saw some nude girl from the internet who charged 10 dollars per nude pic to help save the Australian Bush Fire in a viral stunt that went viral and she raised over 500k to the cause….using her nudes….when most girls just use nudes to cock tease, get you to sign up to their PATREON, or Premium Snapchat or OnlyFans…

Her name is THE NAKED PHILANTHROPIST

So the naked Philanthropist or “Kay Baby” on her Only fans is inspiring…you know send proof you donated to a cause get rewarded with a nude…

Now that she’s gone viral and her PATREON or PREMIUM SNAP or ONLY FANS is likely POPPING off harder than ever. She probably signed a 10 picture deal with Disney, and has probably got some of her LA Sugar Daddies who work as AGENTS to actually start pushing her.

All it took was well timed, well executed, offers of nudes…that Buzzfeed posted up and the rest fell into place…

Never forget the POWER of the nudes…I know I never will.

Send Nudes…was the whole point I started the site, my first post 15 years ago was a public cry for nudes…and now the world is using nudes to save the planet…I feel like a pioneer or a pervert…and all you motherfuckers are easy to manipulate…I mean a nude from someone who has an OnlyFans…that’s like fishing in a barrel…the nude philanthropist should be someone we actually want to see NUDE…but still a big deal…

She is not even that hot…The things ya’ll do for pussy….crazy times..

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2020

Jan

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

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Selena Gomez is about to drop some new album, so she’s got back to social media to promote that album, because when she’s not promoting albums, she’s in rehab with limited phone access I guess.

She doesn’t look like the Selena Gomez she once was, she’s more bloated, bigger tits, and a different face that could be her attempt to turn herself into Hailey Baldwin to try to win her man BIEBER back, or maybe all young girls jack themselves the fuck up. It’s the social media Kardashian era of ugly chicks mangling their faces to look like porn chicks, despite being ugly chicks. But then again, it could be the LUPUS. I am not a doctor, so Autoimmune diseases and their symptoms don’t really speak to me beyond the obvious “Get up in it if you’re near it cuz it’s gonna die prematurely and leave you all it’s money”….you know broken girls are the easiest to seduce, manipulate, make love you.

Now we don’t have access to Selena Gomez, so that was for someone who does, all we’ve got is her weird upskirt pic, that may not even be an upskirt, but is her hand on her cunt which isn’t all that bad even if she is.

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2020

Jan

Alyssa Milano’s Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

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Alyssa Milano’s got big tits, which I never really noticed before, maybe it’s because she’s older or fatter, maybe they’ve always been there. I didn’t really watch Who’s the Boss, or Charmed so all the hype around her from her acting career, before she was a Twitter activist, was lost on me.

So everyone was out there praising her, mainly socially awkward nerds like you, I was like “that italian looks hairy”…and sure enough, I was right, her arms were covered in thick black hair, so anytime I saw her trying to be hot, in pics not unlike this, all I’d see was dude forearms which I thought would throw off other dudes, but didn’t because dudes are perverts and once there’s a tit involved, standards get lost.

That is not to say I have standards, or wouldn’t cum on a hairy fucking forearm if a bitch wanted me to, it’s just to say let’s point it out and get a dialog going about it, a conversation if you will, much like she does with all her personal agendas on twitter, despite having been a celebrity for so long and not really grasping real life.

SO…that eventually got me blocked from her, so I’ve missed out on the last 5 years of her on social media, and I feel #Blessed about that, but when tits are Out in a Robe, no matter who’s tits…I have no choice but to share.

In looking to see what else the big old tits were up to, I realized that unlike Paris Hilton, Rat Cow, and whoever else blocked me on Instagram over the years, not that I use instagram, Alyssa Milano hadn’t. Blocked on Twitter, not on IG…what an honor…

So I decided to put in a request to see her arms, because that’s what got me blocked on twitter. Will she notice, will she remember DrunkenStepfather as the troll making fun of her arms, will she be uptight like she seems to be about everything…will I get blocked, will I get ignored, will nothing happen….only time will tell and in the meantime…you can stare at her massive old lady tits busting out of this robe in what I would find weird if my granny had done the same thing at the same age…but only after I jacked off to it.

All this to say – Alyssa Milano – SHOW US YOUR ARMS!

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