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2019

30

Dec

Jojo Is Becoming a Stripper of the Day

Jojo was a popular child star many fucking years ago…and like all child stars she has probably experienced all kinds of trauma from being sold for personal gain…and that’s ok…it makes for some entertaining breakdowns filled with delusions….it is like DADDY ISSUES but on CRACK because there is more money involved in the whole feeling inadequate and supporting your entire fucking family despite being 15.

ANYWAY….she tapped out for a while, no one cared or knew where she went, only to resurface on social media, where I get the vibe she still puts on shows and all that, but I could be wrong, I don’t pay that much attention to much beyond her massive tits I don’t remember her having when she was doing that whole DISNEY-LIKE thing…because she was over 18 when she disappeared…

Well, the celebrity life isn’t so bad because you make stupid money for very little work, so I guess that itch came back harder than a bout of herpes she got from a Network exec when she was first getting hired….so here she is…consistently posting semi-slutty content that may eventually become hardcore porn as it has happened to so many girls before her…you know because everything is basically porn right now, so why the fuck not.

All this to say, I don’t mind her one bit.

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2019

30

Dec

Ruby O Fee Nudity of the Day

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Ruby O Fee is from COSTA RICA.

She is in a MOVIE…..with her tits out.

That is all I know about Ruby O Fee from COSTA RICA.

Other than that there aren’t that many COSTA RICANS being slutty on the internet. I can’t think of any famous COSTA RICAN actors or models or tits I’ve stared at hoping to get an erection. I am sure there must be some, I mean that whole ecotourism, surf community, EXPATS evading taxes cuz they run GAMBLING sites must lead to some healthy looking fit in a bikini bodies…BUT are they too busy ZIPLINING their PURA VIDA away to be a vapid “Look at me I have tits” kind of girl. I just don’t know. But Ruby O Fee got tits.

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2019

30

Dec

Ashley Graham Nude and Scary of the DAy

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If you ate too much this weekend and need to have a good purge, take this photo to the toilet with you and start heaving.

You can read my archive of Ashley Graham and how her fat empowerment is ruining society as we know it, fat girls shouldn’t get paid for their looks unless it’s for fetish porn, and even then it’s only for a rare group of people so it’s not as lucrative as they’d want.

This turn a fat chick into a top model and make her millions so she can buy all the donuts her heart ever wanted is just against the way society was built….and against everything I’ve ever known as a man.

Fat girls are supposed to be either married moms that gave up with husbands that are defeated and hate life….OR girls who are alone and sad eating their feelings and blaming trauma….the kind of girl you fuck at 3 am cuz you have no options and the tits are big…but then the whole hip hop trend happened…and next thing you know….these fat girls think they are hot…and here we are treating fat girls like fit girls…all while knowing that they are unhealthy, going to put a strain on healthcare system, because fat isn’t something to celebrate just cuz everyone is fat and they find skinny unrelatable….SKINNY is what YOU are supposed to look like pig.

ANYWAY, throwing pregnancy into the mix on this one is just beyond.

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2019

30

Dec

Bebe Rexha Bikini of the Day

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Fat fuck Bebe Rexha who is too fat to be a popstar but also too old to be a popstar but is still a popstar is pretty fucking confusing…but I guess it is the “TIMES” where anyone can be anything they fucking want to be and all the idiots will sit there encouraging them like the retard at the track and field event….instead of letting the poor retard know that he should probably sit this one out…only the fat girl version….

She makes more noise about being a fat chick than anyone, one minute she’s mad at everyone for calling her fat because she’s empowered motherfuckers and can be anything she wants to be….then she’s posting up pics of her asshole celebrating her fat ass and thighs like she’s fucking special…and really she’s got a surprisingly flat stomach….maybe from the dancing to her shit music, like how can you be fat when you perform nightly for your idiot fans…unless you just sit there and eat fried chicken or cake while performing….maybe it’s LIPO…trust none of these bitches…Make up your mind BEBE!!! ARE YOU FAT OR ARE YOU FAT….

She only happened as an old and fat pop star entity because she’s accepted her place as a puppet and the labels need more fatness to pretend they are inclusive.

I know some dudes, and not just black dudes, like big fat asses and thighs…cuz it is a sign of fertility or something….so here.

The best is that I just googled her and this content is on every site celebrating how brave she is…all bitch did was be a narcissist exhibitionist cunt…this isn’t rocket science or saving the world….stop acting like it is. ASSHOLES.

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2019

30

Dec

Olivia Culpo Sex Working Harder of the Day

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I do not understand why or how Olivia Culpo became a thing. I just assume that she wanted to be an influencer and becoming an influencer isn’t all that hard so she just emulated influencers….but I also assume that she had some agents or management who figured the Pageant girl was marketable and they guided her along the way…monetizing her early on with bullshit campaigns she was overpaid to promote…all while having basically no talents or skills beyond trying to seduce pro athletes and other “top tier” dudes to fuck her…which I assume isn’t all that hard when you have millions of fake followers and dumb rich jocks are like “I’ll fuck her”…because why fucking not….only giving her more hype and attention…confusing marketing people into thinking she was relevant and making her more and more money all while NO ONE knows who the fuck she is.

The whole thing is pretty fucking weird but a slut being a slut is good enough to me.

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2019

30

Dec

Kylie Jenner Thirst Trap of the DAy

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I hate posting Kylie Jenner as much as you hate looking at her, because she’s terrifying.

I figure one more Kardashian attempting to squeeze some more attention out of society as she squeezes her weird fucking body into some lingerie with some low level instagram style half naked shoot….that you know her team has put hours of work into knowing it would keep their name out there and talked about…because they do have a team. They are a calculating marketing agency with bright minds using the family social media feeds to to monetize their lives…but remember everything about them is contrived and disgusting, including this body made of injections, liposuction, and whatever other techniques they’ve got left over from turning her dad into a chick….because if you can make a dude into a chick, you can make a young chick into something fuckable…it isn’t that hard….and either am I cuz I hate everything about these trashcans…

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2019

30

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in Brazil living her best Victoria’s Secret model in a bikini despite being 40 – life.

I mean it must be a trip for her and all her Brazilians that she was able to infiltrate the perverted CEO of the brand that funded EPSTEIN and make a lucrative career getting half naked like some low level stripper…where in Brazil she would have likely ended up dying of AIDS cuz the porn seen down there is less regulated and there are more trannies, but in America she got treated like some kind of Royalty…and when she turned 30 and it was supposed to all end for her…she just kept going because America just kept thinking her and her modest model implants were great….so what better way to celebrate the last decade than with a model who should have by all logical reasons retired a decade ago…but she still doing it.

Here are some videos of her dancing….

Here are some bikini pics….

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2019

30

Dec

Marky Mark’s Pregnant Looking Wife in a Thong Bathing Suit of the Day

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I guess MARKY MARK doesn’t let his wife who also goes by the name “the FUNKY BUNCH” use his gym, or his HGH, because the mom of 4, who is now 41….still looks pregnant…

Her ass looks fake and not in a good way, and it may not actually be a fake ass, she’s from FLORIDA, so we can assume she’s trash and in being trash, fake asses are just a right of passage….something they all eventually give into now that ass is more important than tits…but it could just be some paparazzi pics from a weird angle…or maybe her fat just hangs in a ROUND and not so cottage cheesy way…because when you’re looking as beat / full as the rest of her is….the ass may just be a product of carrying her mom body around….

They say she was a VS model in 2001 / 2002 but who remembers that, it was more a “GET KNOCKED UP BY SOME GOOD VIBRATIONS” and live that very fucking rich life as a BREEDING housewife set for life…cuz MARKY MARK is fucking rich.

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2019

30

Dec

J.Lo Bringing the Pussy Definition In for 2020 of the Day

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I don’t have 2020 vision, but I anticipate that being the joke of the NEW YEAR if it isn’t already…not that it is a funny joke, but it will likely be overused by idiots everywhere. Brace yourself for it. Dad’s everywhere have been waiting for this one.

So here we got….I don’t have 2020 vision, but I don’t need it to see J.Lo’s few sizes too small activewear pants being eaten by her fat old mom pussy as she walks around acting like we can’t see her old fat cunt.

I get that she’s trying to give the illusion that she’s still young, still hot, despite being old. I get that she works out and takes care of herself all for her personal appearance, because that’s what matters when you’re a vain cunt….who can’t help but show off her cunt…thanks to it likely being NUMB from all the use and herpes. SCAR TISSUE.

I think the walking around with your cunt exposed is a little unnecessary, maybe even vulgar, rude, something she should be arrested for since it is indecent, even if I like to see every vagina I can and thanks to leggings I often can…girls just can’t control their labias and what pants they put up inside themselves…

This toe is so hardcore, it’s like panty fetish porn where a woman pulls her panties up inside her until she cums, maybe the modern day version of BEN WA BALLS, that she puts up inside her to feel good throughout her day.

I guess what it comes down to is that the whole 50 year old mom of two’s pussy definition out in public like she’s an 18 year old thanks to face injections….for the fans…and perverts everywhere freaks me out…but the PUSSY being exposed to the world is FINE by me…I mean…why wear pants at all when you got this going on. RIGHT you exhibitionist attention seeking freak….the pants so deep inside her I didn’t even notice her hard nipple.

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2019

30

Dec

Yulia Rose With The Big Tits of the Day

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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, if you think the smell of a sex worker is sweet, I typically find it a little too rank to be sweet….maybe fishy, or shitty, or like that smell I get when I don’t change my 10 year old underwear that has absorbed all my smells the last decade and the second they reach a certain temperature my immediate surroundings smell like ass / balls and whatever else is brewing in there…

It’s probably not very nice of me to assume that YULIA ROSE is a sex worker, but any Russian with over 100k on instagram that pretends to be a model typically is. So I’m just ROUNDING UP on this one because more likely than not…she’s a sex worker. NOT TO MENTION, I think all models operate the same a prostitutes, because they are being paid for their bodies and sure the “Sex” with the photographers, agents, bookers and brands that hire them is “consenting”, it’s still very transactional. NOT TO MENTION Yulia is from Russia and you know how that plays out…not that it matters, what matters is the big tits and she’s got the big tits.

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