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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Dec

Brooke Shields in her Bikini of the Day

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I always thought of the adult version of Brooke Shields to be very fucking large, masculine and even called Agassi a homo for dating her, which could be true, he did always wear those bright colors on the tennis court….

I remember her sitcom and various things she did in the 90s and I always thought “That girl is Big”…..but I also remember her being the naked 14 year old from Blue Lagoon, which is criminal, despite all of you jerking off to that scene over and over again when you were growing up. A little blow out the VHS with your PAUSE – REWIND – PAUSE – REWIND….and I am sure you could easily find all those screen grabs on the internet despite her being 14 years old at the time. I think that would be called SEX OFFENDER if it happened today…

SO…from hyped up naked 14 year old, to MAN, to modern science fit at 55, rocking all the face injections she needs to turn herself into a woman, I mean Bruce Jenner did it, why can’t BROOKE….she actually looking better than ever which defies everything I’ve ever known about EVERYTHING pretty much EVER….

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2019

Dec

Junkie Pissing on the Porch and Other Videos of the Day

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Close Call of the Day in Alaska

Lighter Sets Dude on Fire

Idiot Kid and the Escalator

Gymnast of the Day

Tight Ropest of the Day

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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess it is officially almost the end of a decade. Rolling into the new year tomorrow night at midnight like it’s just another day because it is just another day. Dates as a benchmark for anything, or as a motivator to change your life around are irrelevant and everyday should be like new years eve to you…a depressing pile of shit filled with trauma and disappointment…failure and broken dreams…that you can turn around like all those inspiring people you see on the internet but you never quite do….but you can…which makes the whole thing more depressing.

It’s like “I could be fit, but I’m not, but if I cut food and worked out, it could happen, people do it, I just don’t”….or “I could be rich as fuck, the money is out there to be made, a lot of dumber people than me have made it, but I choose to spend my time playing videogames and working for some asshole in a barely safe job for less money than I should make”…

You don’t new New Years Resolutions, or New Years parties to celebrate how great the year was, or to focus on how bad the years to date have been…you can do that EVERYDAY…but remember when doing that that YOU do have the power to make changes and a new decade is as good a time as any for that.

Enjoy the end of 2019, look forward to 2020 and be sure to keep coming to this site, maybe three or four more times per day, that’s the NEW YEAR NEW YOU you need. Here are some stepLINKS….none linking to “Year In Review” content cuz I hate that shit.

Brielle Birkholm Titties on the Beach..
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The Most Unconventional Wrestling Move
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Clerk Fatally Shoots Armed Robber
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Kate Beckinsale’s Christmas Miracle Tits
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200 KG Sumo VS 98 KG Sumo
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9 Mini Robot Cheetahs
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Don IMUS – DEAD
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GRANNY DRUMMER
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Greece Gave Tom Hanks Citizenship
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Well Trained Dog of the Day
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Two Wallabies have a Bar Fight
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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2020 motherfuckers…I guess that’s happening but I’m still committed to keeping things 2004 with a daily updated titty blog that has no social media….the way of the past is the way to the future…that applies to farming, to manufacturing, to food service, to basically everything….the old way is the best way…you just don’t ever become relevant and that’s ok…relevance is subjective and means nothing…so here’s to being a dinosaur an archive of what was….because ultimately we still get to see all the tits..

That said…we still have a few days before 2020….so I’m pre-emptively planning on status quo…the comfortable and familiar…but with one very important thing…naked bitches…

Here are some stepLINKS…for the last weekend of 2020 like it was the last weekend of 2004…the day the stepLINKS were invented. CLICK THEM ALL FOR NOSTALGIA…

Maybe one day, we’ll do a spinoff of DrunkenStepfahter, or a Redux starring a youtuber as me….it could happen…I mean with all the shit going on in media, entertainment and hollywood…lots of garbage.

Girl Named Vicky Aisha Hanging From Ceiling in a Thong with her Legs Spread…
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Jody Murray the Girl Miley’s Boyfriend Fucks Nude in Playboy
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Parades in the Hood
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Cassie Scerbo and her Friend Compare Asses
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George Michaels Sister Found Dead 3 Years After His Death
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Violet Beane Bikini
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Eliza Cummings 2017 TITTIES!
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Cat Catching Two Guys Smoking Weed – It is LOLZ
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Whitney Cummings is Trash but This is her on Conan
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Lana From WWE Nip Slip
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Rita Ora Big Titties in a See Through Bathing Suit
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Kylie Jenner Spends 12k on a Beanie Baby
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Polish Skater’s Cameltoe
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The Peloton Husband Gifts Real Wife a Peloton
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Brie Larson Makes Me Sick with her Fitness Action Hero Body
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Gene Simmons on Christmas
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Why Are Seiko Watches So Expensive
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Guy Being Interviewed Talks to a Tree
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Baby Yoda Annoying Baby Groot – You Nerd Fuck…
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Norweigian Ad About Christmas Offends Christians
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Some “Pretty” Girls
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Motorcyclist Goes Head to Head Against Hillbilly
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Guy Gets Roasted Star Wars Style Which is Like Doggy Style but for VIRGINS
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Courtney Stodden’s Hot Christmas Photoshoot
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Kate Upton gross Ass in Leggigns Outside gym
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Simon Cowell’s Wife in a Bathign Suit
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J.Lo in Fitness Gear
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Jasmin Walia in a Slutty Outfit Tits Out…
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Bai Ling See Through Shirt
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Mariah Carey thick in Leggings
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts
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Ariel Winter in a Skirt
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Ashley Greene in Leggings
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Georgia Fowler Hot for VS Catalog – Even if It’s Boring
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Kim Kardashian is a Monster
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Maya Hawke in Glamour Magazine
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Don’t Forget to Watch All These Cam Girls…
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Dirty Casting Couch Girls…
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Monster Tits with No Bra on a Roller
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I Don’t Know What this Coin Challenge is But I like It…
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Sorry My Penis is Broken
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Asian Vagina.
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BIG TITTY JIGGLE…
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Name this Position
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hooker of the Year
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Animals Fucking Hate Us
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Spreading the Christmas Cheer…
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New Porn Girl Showing Off her Fat Black Ass
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Christmas Amateurs 1
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Christmas Amateurs 2
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Christmas Amateurs 3
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Christmas Amateurs 4
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2019

Dec

Miley Cyrus Pussy Poppin of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be annoying, her face may be a bit broken down, but for some reason I still think she’s hot. It may be the fact that she’s always out there shaking her skinny white girl ass like some kind of stripper, despite being a the child of a rich entertainer who became an entertaining of her own, and really is so far removed from the stripping life, but since her dad was country trash and her mom was some sort of cocktail waitress, the inner stripper runs fucking deep within her DNA….you know the house is bigger, the stuff in the house more expensive than when they lived in a trailer before Miley was born, but ultimately…still hick trash….that she totally plays up…despite being straight fucking Disney created California based sitting on her pile of money.

It’s an act, I get it, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one…plus her God mother is Dolly Parton and I fucking love Dolly Parton…so Miley and her twerking…is still relevant to me…and will never be as played out as it obviously is.

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2019

Dec

Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes of the Day

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1 Ana Ivanovic – Tennis

Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes Ana Ivanovic Tennis

2 Alex Scott Soccer

3 Muni He – Golf

4 – Maryna Bekh Romanchuk Long Jump

5 – Elena Moreno Track and Field

6 – Anastasia Ashley Surfer

7 – Georgia Ellenwood

8 – Ashley Harkleroad Tennis

9 Jaime Anderson Snowboarding

10 & BONUS 11 – Ellen Hoog and Eva De Goede – Hockey

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2019

Dec

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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Scout Willis must be spending time with her mom The Whippit Queen Demi Moore for Christmas, in her bikini.. Hopefully she wont jump into Demi Moores Pool and die like that poor partygoer years ago…that would be so sad, you know a life without another entitled and rich, spoiled celebrity child who never has to achieve anything in life because their parents did it for them, so that when they are posing in lingerie like the hipster that she is, even though she’s getting a bit too old to be a hipster, you know that she’s doing it from the core of who she is, and not for personal gain, which makes her nudity better.

I have made fun of the Willis kids for years because I don’t fear BRUCE…the only celebrity who ever lashed out for me making fun of their kids is Alec Baldwin, he’s protective of his little pig, while BRUCE doesn’t need to overcompensate for his parenting, because there isn’t a recording of him calling his girls little pigs, even though they kinda look like pigs….he can do what all celebs do and focus on what is important…his damn self..

POINT BEING…celebrity kids are amazing, I actually love ALL of them for different reasons and I appreciate this one in lingerie by the Christmas tree is my kind of good time. I just can’t help but wonder if Ashton used to change her diaper…with him mouth…that sick dot com billionaire fuck….but who could blame him when forced to choose between DEMI’s DIAPER or SCOUTS DIAPER….plus SCOUT was only in a diaper because celebrity kids are lazy and it allows her to not waste her valuable lounging time with toilets….but still stick of Ashton that sick fuck.

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2019

Dec

Julianne Hough Probably Fucks her Brother of the Day

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Julianne Hough Probably Fucks her Brother….

It’s some Mormons shipped off to Europe to be dance partners in the professional dance scene before denouncing Mormonism due to sexual assault that happened when she was younger and that I am sure co-starred her brother….as they always do….only to become some Hollywood reality show puppet that would have been better off a stripper….put that dance training to good use…and during those years she was out there fucking known anal loving cocaine loving pervert Ryan Seacrest….SO….she’s been a bad girl…a very bad girl…where fucking her brother is hardly the worst of what she’s done…and if anything it’s the one consistent love of her life….and that’s how they show their love…

Julianne Hough Probably Fucks her Brother

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2019

Dec

Freja Beha Erichsen Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Freja Beha Erichsen is some Danish model who looks like a dude. Her whole claim to fame was being ANDROGYNOUS which I guess is genderless which I guess is a very trendy thing now that no one has any gender..but at the time that she came around a decade ago…it was probably unique and interesting for all you bisexual fucks who get too much estrogen in your drinking water and foods.

She is a lesbian, which means when she’s not modelling she’s angry and bitter somewhere with other lesbians, talking about their hatred of dicks, as they knit in their Birkenstocks or Combat boots as lesbians do….you know never go to a lesbian wedding…it will be a potlock with a cash bar and a lot of dirty looks even though your dick is more of a clit…they just don’t get it.

When she is modelling she pulls her titties out…so here they are…small but still tits…

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2019

Dec

Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

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Sarah Hyland looks like if Sara Gilbert travelled back in time and had sex with her own father, impregnating herself and later birthing a version of herself, Sarah Hyland – who ended up with a weak body and kidney so that Sarah Gilbert could further travel back in time and kill her own grandmother(potentially Linda Perry), preventing her own birth and therefore making herself immortal.

Anyway here is Sarah Hyland in some new movie being all slutty in her panties on a couch waiting for her black male costar to ask for consent to fuck her. I assume.

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