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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley’s son takes her slutty pics with her tits out because they are a liberal family…like a backwoods coal miners in the hills of West Virginia only these two are fancy and rich so their weirdness doesn’t end with flipper babies, they squash those unwanted pregnancies as they come in…and I know what you’re all saying “her son is gay and they just like being fabulous together”….but fucking your own mom isn’t a “sexuality” specific thing. It’s not like he’s into fucking girls cuz he fucks his mom, it’s not like he doesn’t like being a gay in his spare time, it’s on a higher level, a spiritual connection you will never understand…a going back home to where her came from…while she’s getting what she feels is an ideal man because it’s half her DNA….like fucking herself if she was a man…or the closest to fucking herself if she was a man…so it’s almost masturbation really.

That said, I have no evidence Liz Hurley fucks her song, I’m just reading into the pics they give us.

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2019

Dec

Emily Alyn Lind Titty Top of the Day

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Emily Alyn Lind is doing some weird twerk pose you see all the girls do because they are making fun of black girls. You know the half squat ass out stripper move you’ve grown up watching at the strip club. I don’t know when it became a mainstream pose for instagram but these young 18 year olds are all fucked up growing up on porn…they have a distorted idea of sex and sexuality…and would probably pose like this in family photos while grandma is nodding off in the corner. Amazing. Right.

I like the captain or train conductor hat, it gives me some flashbacks of the World War II, that her generation doesn’t even know happened….or maybe just some Berliner sex dungeon where I’m about to get dominated…always a good time.

She is an 18 year old actress. Her dad is a producer, her sisters are actors, she’s been on a bunch of shows I’ve never seen, her mom is the mom in Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and you’ll likely want to bone her.

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2019

Dec

Helena Christensen Ice Water Jump of the Day

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Helena Christensen is a 51 year old Danish model who may or may not be at home in Copenhagen for the holidays doing some WIM HOFF METHOD of jumping into freezing waters for weird techniques in longevity. You know to get all her modelling cocaine / Heroin damage all healed now that she’s old as fuck.

You probably remember her from doing work for Victoria’s Secret after winning MISS UNIVERSE DENMARK at 17 in 1986….you perverts….and has been around ever since.

She dated INXS singer Michael Hutchence for 5 years and that dude died jerking off while choking himself out, the most dignified way to die…so you know she fucks good….then she had a kid with Norman Reedus….so you know she takes loads up inside her…now better than then because of the whole menopause thing.

I don’t know if this jumping in cold water is really a fetish, but I assume it is to you Joe Rogan listening bros who are practicing this at home so you can talk to each other about it over text message as you try to reach your higher level of consciousness…losers.

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2019

Dec

Nikki Bella Got No Panties On of the Day

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I barely know who Nikki Bella is but I do know she had an epic Nip Slip on Instagram that we posted HERE. Now she’s in some magazine with her sister (I assume)

Anything to relive that glorious nip slip, because you can make a slut look like she’s in a Hallmark Channel movie, or a J.Crew catalog, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a slut who likes to pull her titties out…which makes her a friend of my site who probably not a friend of the site at all…because she doesn’t know we exist…and in an era of everyone getting their 15 mins, even Nikki Bella, it’s nice to be invisible so that we can call whores whores in peace.

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2019

Dec

Rat Cow’s Nude Pics She Doesn’t Want You to See of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski, or what I like to call RAT COW, but that is strictly just a convenient commentary on her busted down face, was once a thirsty and desperate set of young tits who was trying to find her path to fame, and decided that using her big tits was the way. Solid strategy we can all get behind. Great job.

So in 2012 or 2013 because RAT COW is now old and washed up and has been around for a long time doing her titty bullshit, RAT COW reached out to a relevant photographer who was doing the instagram style of erotica LONG before instagram even existed. He was shooting all the girls naked and I guess RAT COW knew that was where she needed to be to get where she needed to go.

This shoot is actually how I found out about RAT COW because I have been a fan of his work for years, you know doing this site requires knowing the best nude photographers whether they consider themselves artists or pornographers I’m down…so long as the bitches in the pics are naked…and bitches they tend to be…because girls who crave being in front of the camera naked are usually the worst kind of girl at their core.

Anyway, long story short, bitch uses this shoot to get into another magazine doing something similar but more LA called TREATS, TREATS gets her into the BLURRED LINES VIDEO because Robin Thicke is one of the owners buddies and liked RAT COWS tits, and girl does her awkward titty dance at the right fucking time, goes viral and matters…and somewhere in between all this, she’s fucking Kanye, she’s fucking Ben Affleck and she’s fucking David Fincher…you know to get ahead…

SO now that Rat Cow is making her millions of dollars a year, more than any stripper or sex worker because the whole instagram thing is new and brands are throwing money at it….she decided to hire some high powered lawyer to stop this art exhibit of these pics, saying that the guy is milking her name for his success, while she MILKED him for her success…

She is a garbage person so when I saw that the good people at IMPERIAL PUBLISHING were putting out a book of the shoot, I fully dove in and supported everything about it, because I figure if a cunt is a cunt and tries to squash your work she at one time begged you to produce, because now she is too good for you, these deserve all the attention they can get knowing RAT COW hates every second of it…

The best thing about these pics is that the current RAT COW face is totally different than her original face, it is like the old version of her went to space with her dad and gave birth to the new version of RAT COW…all inbred and damaged by the radiation….but it’s probably just the face fillers.

Fuck Rat Cow and Support Art….

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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess as 2019 closes out and 2020 rolls in…we can all reflect on the trends of 2019 to predict the outcome of 2020…by watching all the top news stories of 2019 both on TV, or on lazy website round-ups like every year before it….so we can all assume things will pretty much stay the same for you and for me.

Maybe tech will get more Virtual Reality, maybe Micro Influencers will take the money from the social media Influencers, and as Celebrities move into being “influencers” maybe influencers will be eliminated all together….maybe websites will become obsolete and you’ll have to get your news and content and opinion from the evil corporations with the deep pockets, maybe videogames will become immersive virtual reality bullshit….maybe a lot of things will happen…but you’ll still remain the same degenerate failure at life loser a year older, closer to death, maybe you’ll discover you have a chronic illness…it could be the year, because you know one year down the line it will be the year….and maybe you’ll get laid, maybe you’ll get divorced, maybe you’ll be cheated on, maybe you’ll be doing the cheating, but ultimately…it will be the same routine, the same bad habits, maybe with a little more noise as we all sit on our phones waiting for people we know but don’t like to update what they did this holiday season so we can judge them.

I never get emotional at New Years because it’s all been a big blur with too much computer screen time, too few private jets…or really a home without black mold in it…

Here are some morning links…

Jordy Murray – The Playboy Chick Cody Simpson Cheated on Miley With – NUDE!
CLICK HERE

Van in Parking Lot Sets Off Sprinkler
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The CATS review you NEED to See
CLICK HERE

Scootering Santa Fail
CLICK HERE

Memories of Creepy Kevin Spacey
CLICK HERE

Drake is Working with Chris Brown Because He Knows She Deserved It
CLICK HERE

Rotty Drools for an Orange
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Are These Real Life Aliens?
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A Reminder that Shitty Brie Larson Makes TOO MUCH Money
CLICK HERE

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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Glory Glorgy….hallelujah…the holidays are almost over and you’ll be back at work before you know it…if you aren’t already you work on Christmas cuz you’re that shit at life…that you can’t afford not to…I can almost relate but I live the life of a homelessman instead…it’s a better option, permanent vacation…you just need to find yourself a wife on Disability, ideally not from a mental disorder, I went with Obesity cuz I knew the self esteem was at the level I needed it to be to get away with taking all her money…my own kind of sugar momma, or more like a high blood sugar momma, the discount version that doesn’t pay out all that well…but we get to chill out on the poverty lines and it’s like being super rich, just with totally nothing…liberating…unlike that repressive middleclass…

What I am saying is it is better to be impeached than to be in peaches geldof…….you know…since she’s dead…

That’s the only joke I came up with on my two days off….I know…how do I even have a site…

Here are some CHRISTMAS THEMED LINKS ON THE DAY OR TWO AFTER CHRISTMAS EVE WHICH IS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS…fuck nice.

Here are some stepLINK…..

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in the Sauna
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Mike Tyson VS Reporter
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10 Celebrities Sluts Celebrating Holidays
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Throwback Rat Cow Pussy Pic – She Doesn’t Want you to See
CLICK HERE

Playing Snake on a Christmas Tree
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Drunk Woman Tries to Convince Cops She’s Not Drunk
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Driver Doesn’t Notice Huge Boulder
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Bill Hader is Fucking Rachel Bilson
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What is the deal with this Titty Flashing Comic
CLICK HERE

Amanda Cerny’s Wet Christmas
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Braless Bai Ling
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Celebs on Christmas
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Korean Model Nip Slip…
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7 Inch Butthole Scratcher Got Stuck in a Dude’s Ass
CLICK HERE

Big Load on a Scooter
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Father Pretends to be a Cop – Pulls Out a Gun to Shoot a Vehicle During Road Rage
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Jennifer Aniston on Instagram
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Third Kevin Spacey Accuser – Dead
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Nick Jonas Bought His Wife a Snowmobile for Xmas.
CLICK HERE

Kaley Cuoco’s Christmas Cleavage
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Busty Ginger Got her Tits Out
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Tricking People with a PEN
CLICK HERE

Dirt Biker Crosses Bridge the Crazy Way
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Ryan Philippe Defends Being Paid to Promote Saudi Arabia
CLICK HERE

Family Feud Wedding Proposal
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Fruzsina Molnar Titty and Panty Flash
CLICK HERE

Loser Fruit – the Streamer You Masturbate To
CLICK HERE

Chain Reaction in the Golf Store
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Boy Reunited with his PUG…
CLICK HERE

Disgusting Brie Larson’s Nice Hokme
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Shitting in a Store
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From the Forum

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Liz Olsen in Beverly Hills Being Fancy
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts
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Laura Whitmore in London
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Michelle Keegan in a HOT winter Coat
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Sarah Hyland Terrifying Face
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Rita Ora Hot in a Bikini
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Madison Beer Skiing
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Kristen Bell Sucks
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Cara Delevingne – Lesbians
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Michelle Trachtenberg lives…
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Prostitute Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Gwen Stefani – Shopping
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Go Jerk Off to Cam Sluts
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Dirty Santa Decking the Halls
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Huge Titty Jiggle
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Liya in a Slutty Nightgown
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Getting Banned on Instagram
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Sorry my Penis is Broken
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Treadmill Titty Bounce
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Big Booty in Christmas Lights
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Titty Diddle by the Tree
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Milf has Her Tits Out
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Look at Her Christmas Treeing
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Striped Outfit Gets Naked
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Ava Rose Gets Naked
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Girl and her Dildo
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Bolt On Tits
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Lame Holiday Photoshoot
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Girl Spreading Hard
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2019

Dec

Brooke Burke Christmas Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke out here showing off her 50 year old mom of 12 but addicted to fitness body to remind you all that there is such thing as working out too hard, especially as your body is losing estrogen due to being fucking old and broken down, because this musculature is terrifying.

She’s got no waist to hip ratio, STRAIGHT UP MENOPAUSE…and these weird soggy tits that make little to no sense to me because she’s one of those bolt on tits from the 90s, when bolt on tits were a thing..but now she’s just creepy.

I am sure other aging women look at her as some sort of mentor or inspiration, cuz they are fat. Inspired by her being rich and able to workout all day when she’s not out there starving herself all day, cuz being thin and hot is all she knows from being in Playboy and only existing because of Playboy.

I can’t hate on it too hard, because the body may scare the fuck out of me like some zombie fucking apocolaypse the Christmas edition…but it’s better that the 300 pounders I see in line at Walmart who are likely her same age with less kids.

I don’t really like what’s going on here, looking a bit masculine but it could be worse….

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2019

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Nipples of the Day

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There’s just something about Bella Thorne that I find interesting enough to put up here and that’s her tits that Disney bought her.

I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or fun and that could just be because I am an old disconnected fuck….but I do think her being slutty on social media like some low level influencer despite being a Disney Kid is funny. It’s like all the celebs saw the influencers stealing their money so they analyzed the basic techniques of the influencer to do better at influencing than they do because they are trained Disney kids…sexualizing herself the way the Disney Execs trained her.

Bella Thorne out here flashing tit, not for the first time, because she’s a liberated or broken woman who likes people starring at her tits cuz it reminds her that she’s relevant….which probably doesn’t take too much but that I’m not able to figure out…so instead I just look and judge young starlets and their tits.

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2019

Dec

Bella Hadid Bra and Panties of the Day

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I think they people should come together and boycott Calvin Klien for using Bella Hadid in their campaign.

I get it, the world is now trans friendly, and trans positive, as they fight transphobia…but this isn’t a request to boycott Calvin Klein for using a tranny in their campaign…I’m as trans positive as you can be if you’re a rational thinking human who doesn’t care what people identify as.

I just don’t think we should be celebrating useless trash unless it’s actually hot, just because it is rich and has rich parents and grew up in rich neighborhoods, with other rich kids the internet seems to assume is important despite being useless and really only rich.

I don’t know who decided that her skeletor face was hot, but we can assume it is all those Marvel comic book fans getting confused about what good content is and what hot chicks are. With all the birth control in the water, it only makes sense that ya’ll are a bunch of bitches slowly getting more and more into dudes…hence this dude’s fame as a model.

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