NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….
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2019
29
Nov
Demi Rose Mawby Nipples of the Day
Desperation comes in many forms, today it comes in the form of a UK hooker Demi Rose with her nipples out in a see through shirt for Thanksgiving, because her people from the UK, are responsible for the PILGRIMS who came to America to steal the land from the Natives during Harvest times…..
I assume she does her best impression of a THANKSGIVING turkey…everytime she fucks because that’s probably the amount of effort she puts into the fuck….a Turkey probably pushes back on your dick harder when you fuck it…because hookers who get overinflated egos think they are special, or important, or worth a lot of money per hour and hardly ever deliver, but more lay there and take it…in a “You’re lucky to be fucking me” in the same way that the Turkey Carcass you fucked last night looked back at your drunken ass after you came inside it.
That’s all.
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2019
29
Nov
Hailey Baldwin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day
Hailey Baldwin Bieber is hot enough, but looks a bit too much like a dude, or like her husband for me to fully commit to thinking she’s actually hot…
For some reason, she’s been desperate to be in the news, to be talked about, to be an instagram model….and started out early on in her life, with the best representation thanks to her celebrity father, who despite not really being a celebrity in any of our minds, I mean he’s Stephen Baldwin, besides one or two roles he’s a zero, but people love celebrity children and despite being a celebrity child…she’s really accomplished very little.
Her biggest hit has been marrying Bieber, which isn’t a bad gig to have if you’re into getting publicity and visibility, Bieber is a huge fucking star…but that was her only option, to mooch off her dad’s name hard enough to mooch off her Bieber…and in between her dad and Bieber was the Kardashians and Hadids who she went everywhere with but no one noticed…the third tier….
So maybe that is why every pic of her, even half naked ones are depressing..even her getting married was tactics to get that shine as a “celebrity” seeing as she’s not one…but has been around it long time…
The other thing that makes me laugh about her is that she’s a weird new generation Christian while being a half naked slut on social media, not that being half naked and Jesus don’t go hand in hand, I think most Priests get into it for the pussy…or whatever it is they consider the pussy…with God by their side, and God as their ally in the mind of the believers, it is easy to get people to give you money or sex…
I just don’t buy it, but I do buy that she’s an empty celebrity child dead at her core just trying to figure out her place…and she’s in a bikini, probably pregnant (look at her rib fat) since Jesus werido’s don’t use contraception / pull out….
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2019
29
Nov
Caylee Cowan Got Her Ass Out of the Day
Caylee COwan is some slut trying to be the next big thing by sexualizing herself…good strategy for my needs as a pervert voyeur…
You can see her PREVIOUS SLUTTY SHOOTS where I confuse her with the girl from EUPHORIA with the great tits, when really she’s hasn’t done much, despite having been around for a while…
I think the most interesting or relevant fact about her is that she’s estranged from her father, which could explain this hustle…daddy issues…yes.
They say she lived at Chateau Marmont, which is expensive and where Lohan lived probably around the time that this one was born, seeing as Lohan is old as shit, so I assume, based on her resume, that she either sucks rich dick or is rich…and who cares…that’s what all girls are about…look at her smut.
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2019
29
Nov
Salma Hayek No Panties of the Day
Salma Hayek’s husbands family just bought Tiffany & Co for 16 billion dollars and this is a celebration of her divorce settlement provided she ever leaves him….
No wait, I googled it, her husband’s family owns another LUXURY BRAND EMPIRE FROM FRANCE worth billions, but not the one that bought Tiffany & Co, but let’s assume that they probably bid on it and lost out to LVMH, so they sent the daughter-in-law / Trophy Wife the empire was able to import from MEXICO for the son of the empire….to post this shot of what could be her asshole if only that dumb dress she’s in was pulled over to the side the way the Hollywood producers used to position her panties back when they were casting her in their movies for her tits…and to prove that they weren’t racist…cuz she was lurking around thanks to being rich in Mexico and able to buy her way into America instead of digging a tunnel or climbing a fence / wall or buying a plane ticket and not ever leaving until the agencies finally sign you for your tits and get you that work visa…NOT THAT IT MATTERS….
What matters is that Selma Hayek despite being old is still slutty, despite being rich as fuck on her own, and even richer as fuck through marriage….she does it for the love of being jerked off to…it is just the wrong kind of slutty, since this isn’t her tits.
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2019
29
Nov
Sofia Richie Taking her Pants Off of the Day
Sofia Richie is the new or next or current “It” girl who doesn’t do anything good, inspiring, interesting, intelligent, impressive because she’s a rich LA brat who produces slutty content for social media to a large following thanks to being amplified by being the other woman in the Scott Disick storyline for Keeping Up with the Kardashians…because the masses, or a large amount of people care..
I don’t think she’s that bad, I mean she’s Lionel’s official kid after his test run with Nicole that fetus found in the dumpster outside his show he raised before SOFIA …
I figure what the fuck else is a girl to do when she’s rich as shit, has no need to work thanks to the trust fund, has been raised amongst the other vapid idiots who want to break free from their parents that luckily came out when isntagram happened so that people can follow anything even remotely affiliated to wealth and fame…
There are 1000s of celebrity children pre-social media who never had a chance to just pull their tits out and find following based on their parents and instead killed themselves off in sucides and overdoses from being in their parent’s shadow…but now, thanks to Zuckerberg that Pervert…they can build careers, personal brands, etc…and make their own money…cuz the general public are dumb as shit.
I don’t think Sofia Richie is ugly, I like her slutty bikini pics, so I’m all about this hustle…if you’re gonna be a vapid, useless, slut living that life of travel luxury…do it thanks to your family money…and not cuz you’re a straight whore like the rest of these people doing this same thing.
I am not against vapid sex workers sucking rich dick, I just prefer when the vapid sluts start rich and semi-famous because it’s less desperate….and more “real” to how they live…even if it’s social media and all bullshit…
How about them titties:
How about what she’s reading to add depth to her bullshit vapid life…
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2019
29
Nov
Sarah Ramos Hard Nipple Titty Bounce of the Day
Sarah Ramos is some ugly actress you’ve never heard of…I ran through that WIKIPEDIA link and didn’t see anything I recognized…then I stared at her forehead in the last video on this post and felt it was a bit terrifying, on some KLINGON Level of tap into the nerds with that according looking shit, you’re only 28 why is your head doing that, kind of good to jerk off on to mimic your elementary school project on hydro electricity cuz you lived in Quebec Canada where Hydro Electricity is their thing….you know…you probably don’t know…but I do and that matters…
I guess it is safe to say that the 1/4 Filipino / Jewish starlet that is too unaccomplished to be called a starlet, doesn’t use BOTOX like all the other girls…but also does really boring titty fetish videos with hard nipples in puke or giardiasis diarrhea colored shirts…FUN….if you’re into that kind of thing.
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2019
29
Nov
Riley Reid’s Non Porno Porn Star Pics of the Day
Riley Reid is the most hyped porn chick I know of….and I don’t know if there are any official pornstars anymore, I barely watch porn or interact with porn, or bother with the porn scene, even though I was once a judge at the AVN awards…I find it boring.
I don’t if porn is really anything but close up videos of penetration, or more criminal shit that should probably be illegal but is getting uploaded by randoms making the sites hosting them free of criminal activity….
I do know that it is being mass consumed because humans are all fucking perverts and they’ve finally officially come to terms with that…I also know that many young influencer looking chicks are now producing porn to build up their own revenue streams while getting off being exhibitionists…
Not that the popularity of porn benefits me…I’m still too racy for mainstream ads and will never get rich from this barely smut smut…but not racy enough for all that porno web traffic….and that’s ok…it is not about me…it is about you saving money on porn…assuming you still pay for porn…because people pay for porn to support their favorite kind of content.
I just know Riley Reid gets a lot of hype, so let’s add to that “shine” with her SFW not that I care about SFW but I don’t need cocks on this site we’ve got totally mismanaged stepSMUT for that….
Here are those Riley Reid pics to celebrate who the fuck cares.
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2019
29
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It’s Black Friday, so along with brawling in the stores, assuming you even leave your house thanks to the internet, all for a dumb fucking sale on shit you don’t need, but figure it’s better than paying full price…so have fun over spending on shit you don’t need and can’t afford cuz the deal is so good…too good to think about reducing waste and clearing your mind of getting rid of “stuff”…
In more important news, I saw a porno yesterday, because it was American Thanksgiving and my life revolves around Americans so I had nothing to do with myself since it wasn’t Canadian Thanksgiving…so I turned to porn, even though I don’t watch porn, and think porn is boring….
Only to discover that there are a handful of aspiring influencer perverts uploading their sex tapes that were previously just reserved to their snap chat friends…as they try to promote themselves..which is a positive thing…all girls should think sex tapes lead to Kardashian fame…so that we can watch them fuck as they get more and more desperate with each video they post of taking a creampie not giving them that E! TV show they are looking for….but that’s not the only thing that happened…
I say a porno called lesbian gets her first dick and it was legit a lesbian looking chick, all fucking butchy with a Lesbian haircut, the kind of girl Kristen Stewart studied when planning her character role as a lesbian in everyday life….
Anways…this lesbian was pretending to get her first dick and I wondered who’s fetish is that?
I don’t even want to see lesbians at the coffee shop knitting or talking about their kittens, to me they don’t fuck or have genitals…but they do make good truck drivers, welders, but not that good since they are still women…and whatever else they do like working at the last book shop that Amazon didn’t kill…or hanging out at Arts and Crafts night at the local lesbian hangout….
But here was one taking a big black dick and I was like…so this is where content is going…I usually try to ignore the trends…but “Lesbian Getting her First Dick” was watched and I don’t buy it…
Keep giving thanks for the weirdness that has trickled into the mainstream…it was limited to obscure forums you’d have to dig for but now it’s in our face everywhere…even the “normals” are fucking weirdo…thanks internet…my first love…who I am bored and tired of because real life, without screens, or machines tracking our every move and thought and conversation…then throwing targeted ads at me….is far less annoying…
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Trashy Booty Dance on the Streets by a Slutty Couple
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French Montana is Out of the Hospital for Exhaustion
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Slutty Lingerie Christmas Shoot
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Al Roker VS Butter
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Frat Boy Getting Knocked the Fuck Out by Asian He Went After is a Great Fuckign Video
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Idiot Parents Framed the PTA President by Planting Drugs – Genius
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Johnny Depp Producing Michael Jackson Musical About Pedophiles..
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Trump’s Russian Looking Son is Taller than Him and It is Creepy
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Trains VS Trucks Crash Compilation
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Hidden Camera investigation into Oil Change Scams
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In Court Muderer Has an Outburst…
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