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2019

15

Nov

BUTTS FOR FREE BONER SPRAY of the Day

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The claims / testimonials are pretty fucking wild, they say that this will make you feel like a teenager, or a pornstar, giving you the ability to fuck…fuck harder…fuck longer…fuck more often…gifting whoever you are fucking, whether it is your wife, girlfriend, random hookup, or hooker you are paying with something less humiliating than they are used to getting from you…or maybe you need more boners for your virtual girlfriend you met on a cam site who is scamming you out of your money with her patreon…you know…because boners are the only reason to live and when our health and age takes that from us…things get bad…but BONER SPRAY IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY …

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2019

15

Nov

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter disgusts me….but at least she’s got her rebuilt tits busting out of her titty shirt on her skinnier body thanks to updated anti-depressants…or cosmetic procedures she pretends are anti-depressant side effects because for some reason anti-depressants are so common practice and trendy, young people like to compare and brag about their doseages when not taking them recreationally….but admitting you got the fat sucked out of you like a Kardashian is frowed upon…and ultimately….it doesn’t fix her face which is likely the bigger issue here….you know cute to the execs when she was young, only to grow up into a monster, like Hailey Joel Osment, but filled with damage from being given to those execs by their parents when they were young, for the payout….

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2019

15

Nov

Bet On NCAA Football This Weekend of the Day

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The NCAA Football schedule is stacked this weekend….not that I watch sports…

I have partnered up with the premiere sports better site MY BOOKIE because despite not liking sports, thinking sports is a huge waste of time, possibly queer despite straight guys being into it, like so into it, fanatically into it like a bunch of fucking children, I do think betting on sports makes it more of job, a potential money maker, and there’s nothing wrong with doing anything you can to get paid, especially if it is around something you are passionate about, despite me thinking it’s a weird thing to be passionate about, cuz you’re a grown up….

I have met at least 3 people in the last few years who are full time sports betters thanks to the internet, they make enough money off it to not bother with an actual job, sure a crazy strategy or thing to do that wouldn’t work for me, since I lose at everything, it’s still some aspirational bonus to your sports watching…

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2019

15

Nov

Sofia Richie Spreading Her Legs of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the hot Richie because she’s an actual Richie who unfortunately has to split her Lionel Richie inheritance with this monstrous bootleg RICHIE found in the fucking dumpster of a Commodores show….

She’s hot, possible face injected and muppet looking, but still hot…she’s got terrible taste in terms of who she associates with…but I get it, I mean if you’re going to try to promote yourself as an influencer and make a lot of money and a career out of being an influencer, and you have access to the Kardashians…go for the Kardashians…they may be the devil, the evil in our society, but since all the other girls who aspire to them, by doing the influencer thing are as garbage, evil, useless, vapid, vain, trash as the Kardashians…so it’s not like she’s tainting herself by being with them…she’s just making it work for her..

So it is a clever hustle for a young girl with nothing else to do with her trust fund money, get some audience to make herself feel important, and maker her own money so she thinks she’s useful….all while being shit….only because she has the resources to do good things..but being born rich in LA gets in the way of doing good things…

At least she’s in a bikini..

She also posted this pic of her or her friend’s untanned feet, cuz all these fuckers, except her are in BLACK FACE, cuz her dad is black….she’s allowed that DARK Joy Behar tan..

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2019

15

Nov

Tinashe Titty Top of the Day

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I still don’t know who Tinashe is…maybe she’s one of Chris Brown’s girlfriends who doesn’t mind being beat up a bit for clout, I mean if you’ve seen porn in the last 5 years you’ll know that it’s basically brawling with spitting, slapping and choking…so maybe Chris Brown isn’t as bad as the evil feminists who have it out for him, but that he still sells out shows, cuz the bulk of women still want to fuck him cuz he’s Chris Brown….even the biggest advocate against Chris Brown would still fuck Chris Brown…knowing he’s Chris Brown….maybe they just protest him to get noticed by him to fuck him…since no one actually cares that he hit Rihanna…even though he probably didn’t hit Rihanna…and she probably hit herself and put the blame on him…cuz girls are crazy…and it did amazing for her career…Chris Brown may even have a percentage of her earning from that incident cuz he knew he’d make more off her being the bad guy than just off himself being song and dance guy…

DON’T BELIEVE ALL YOU READ…

Either way, I googled her after seeing this titty top, cuz like most girls she’s got titty..and all I found was this quote:

“I actually did get bullied a lot in school. I went to public school until 9th grade and had a pretty bad experience. I missed out on prom and graduation and the whole college experience but I don’t feel bad about it because everything else I was doing was what I actually wanted”

I call bullshit on being bullied, but love the attempt and showing off how empowered she is from “Not giving a fuck” or whatever…

Let’s stick to the titty tops really that is all we care about when it comes to TINASHE not a RASH but Could be…if you fuck her during an outbreak…it takes herpes to build a career….

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2019

15

Nov

Dua Lipa Hard Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some YOUTUBE created scam that is now a popstar because talent isn’t being found and cultivated like it used to be….

You know demo tapes get sent in, maybe some local singer doing a show an music dude happens to hear and sign, that’s too expensive…and requires too much work..

You know creating a celebrity or an artist out of an actual talent that no one has heard of means investing into everything from their look and making them a household name.

It is far easier, especially with technology that can make anyone a “good singer”…to just get some bitch on YOUTUBE with average level of ability but with millions of fans into your roster so that you can mooch off her existing fans and grow her fans based on the existing fans…it’s almost guaranteed success…

So DUA LIPA one of the new wave of popstars, is just some youtube cover artist like Madison Beer that the old guard is trying to monetize more than Google’s been monetizing them….which gives us all a lot of BAD fucking music to listen to on the radio…

So as labels do mooch shit by attaching themselves to existing “youtubers” that have existing followers and views, at least that “youtuber” is braless.

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2019

15

Nov

Ellie Goulding Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some useless UK popstar who most recently came out as having IMPOSTER SYNDROME in terms of her success…she knows in her core she’s a scam that doesn’t deserve any of the money she’s made…which I agree with..

Apparently, she’s doing some GRINCH shit and is protesting the Salvation Army for not being pro-LGBTQRST, she was apparently booked to play their Christmas shit….

I think it is funny to protest a religious organization for not being pro-LGBTQRST, because you have to be accepting of other people’s agendas in this day and age….

If there are gays out there, into homosex, we as a collective need to embrace that, even if we’re not into it and even if it offends us for whatever…you know because you need to be accepting of things you may not like or that literally go against your fucking relgion, at least according to this nipple cunt, but they don’t need to be accepting of your agenda or religion….so if you don’t like something like homosex, you are seen as evil…but they don’t accept you for being someone who who doesn’t like homosex…because you are evil…according to them..

The whole thing is so silly…but not as silly as that punching bag looking face…

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2019

15

Nov

Lina Lorenza Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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We need girls like Lina Lorenza out in nature getting totally naked for the internet….because I remember a life before the internet when girls were not getting totally naked in nature….and the only nudity we’d see was in movies and in monthly magazine spreads of women that other people deeemed to be the best at getting naked at the time….leaving a whole pile of other willing to get naked girls unseen, on the cutting room floor if you will…sure some of the locals who didn’t know how to navigate getting naked ended up as strippers and occasionally a party slut would walk around topless or maybe you’d get flashed…but so many girls who were capable and willing to get naked just wouldn’t happen.

The internet gives ALL girls the right to get nude…to show us their tits and it is wonderful even when it is no…

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2019

15

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

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Some Vanessa Hudgens titty like this was 10 years ago and she got her first phone with a camera on it….you know to send pics of her tits to the dude she was actually fucking after Disney made her pretend to be fucking Zac Efron…Disney marketing tactics…they don’t own the fucking world for nothing…

I guess the good thing about Vanessa Hudgens possible pregnancy and recent weight gain is the fact that she’s got tits, cuz we all like tits…even when they are cockteasing tits…I mean I’ll stare at tits in sweaters and basically anything when I am face to face with tits….I mean what do women expect with all their talking about whatever bullshit they are talking about on repeat…how are we not supposed to look at their tits…our attention span isn’t that good…and our magnetic attraction to tits is just too powerful…

Either way, it’s not full tit, but it’s still tit…so stare…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2019

15

Nov

Katy Perry Nasty Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

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Luckily this is not an official Panty Flash, it looks like her dress may be JORTS or a onsie or a leotard because upon zooming in I see the same yellow polka dot on her pussy…but it could just be some kind of optical illusion I am not going to further investigate since zooming in on Katy Perry’s crotch was bad enough.

You see, I find this slag disgusting, barn animal level disgusting, just sloppy from every fucking angle, rocking a dumpy fucking bad skin, over-made-up face….which doesn’t even being to scratch the surface of how bad her fucking singing is, how bad her music is, how bad her dancing is, how bad her whole aesthetic and bubble gum theme is, she’s literally pulled a fucking a scam…..went viral before social media and got confused for being a a fucking talent, an act, and the public with no brain or capacity just bought into it…

Her tits her only real ability to trick people….but still not good enough to justify her existing…she makes me sick…and her panties even when they aren’t panties make me sick…

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