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2019

29

Oct

Sian Owen Nipples of the Day

Sian OWen literally a nobody but she’s got her nipples out. So she is trying to be a somebody with her tits out, which is th kind eof somebody I appreciate….and if I was a girl, I am sure I’d be the fat chick with her tits out kind too, since trying to get success based on hard work and merit is dumb, when you can get the same shit by pulling a titty out….expedite the process…lazy fucks everywhere but this is the good kind of lazy, like too lazy to get dressed, not too lazy to document it, all while promoting whatever it is she is promoting…

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2019

29

Oct

Top 10 Vagina Moulds of the Day

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The feminist empowerment of labia has been one of the funnier movements I’ve seen blossom like the flower in the panties that they are celebrating….in recent years…

I remember being in High School and asking giglrs if they had INNY or Outty vagina, it was one of my key questions, that would sometimes end in “I don’t know, you tell me”…to which she’d flash me, and I’d offer to eat her out and good things would happen, regardless of whether she was an inny or an outty or an inbetween….

So I carried that vagina interest into my adult years and never really thought much about whether I preferred meaty to slit, other than most slit pussy is on fat chicks….and I always ran things as a volume game…the more you ask, the more response you get…and as the internet happened I’d just cut and paste that question to anyone I could…I even had a feature on this site called “DRAW YOUR VAGINA AND DeSCRIBe it in 10 words or less”….which was very innovative at the time, it was feminist when I was being called misogynist, pervert intentions, but so is all this feminist shit…

I discovered in my lifelong work in pussy, that girls with meaty pussy are about 75 percent insecure about the pussy. I know girls who keep panties on and won’t let a man eat them out….sex is sliding panties to the site to avoid showing the dangle…you know the same girls who need to spread before sex so that the sex doesn’t snag the inner lip and get it pulled up inside themselves which each thrust…

Then the media would go on about how porn pussy and playboy pussy gave girls complexes about their pussy, despite my having seen some mangled fucking cunt in porn, and sure I watch granny porn and laugh at the childbirth wounds coupled with the loosening and weakening of the elasticity of the skin….shit is weird…

Anyway, these meaty pussy girls who feel shit about their meaty pussy have found each other and made a movement of meaty pussy….and to celebrate meaty pussy they have meaty meetings, they paint their pussies, they draw their pussies, they mould their pussy to put on display and feel empowered, cuz without an insecure hate your own cunt body attached to the cunt, it’s just a cunt, that you can see for its natural cunt beauty or make the move and get a labia reduction surgery cuz some meat is too much meat….no matter how often you promote it….

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2019

29

Oct

Rebecca Bagnol Back With the Bush of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is one of those titty models on instagram who was better suited of sex work, but luckily for her instagram happened and she could channel that into some money making schemes…that isn’t officially considered sex work, but rather modeling….

They say that prostitution is the oldest profession, but I’d argue that “modeling” is the oldest profession, cuz even whores back then refused to admit that they were whores, but rather paid for their time and the sex was consensual and secondary….there is a huge fucking conversation around sex work, it being illegal to sell something that is legal to give for free…see I’m not against the sex work, I am just against the lie..

So this too short to be an actual model, busty from France, not that relevant on social media girl, who is out here showing her bush…natures best fashion accessory, at least for a cunt….is in another nude shoot that is neither exciting or interesting but it is naked and I appreciate seeing naked girls no matter what their motivation to get naked is…

I mean this is the shit she posts on IG, that she’s not deleted for posting- because instagram is a porn site..where sex is sold like it is backpages…they are just better at hiding it…

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2019

29

Oct

Dude Kicks Twerking Girl in the Face and Other Videos of the Day

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Dicks VS Mall.

Coffee Thrown at McDonald’s Worker…

What is this girl looking at on phone

Coach Spanking his Team…

Idiots in a Stolen Car…

Man Shoots Himself in Leg…

Mad Woman Gets Tasered…

Man Drives in Store to Get Money Back…

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2019

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve always had an aversion to working a job. I look at people who work, even those with really nice things, and think “what a waste of a life”, you know getting up early in the morning to go make money for some other asshole, getting a small fucking handout for your service, which you accept as fair, you know you’re only giving everyday of your life to these pricks….

But today I saw two or three women waiting at the bus, clearly waiting to get to work, because not everyone can live the life of luxury of sitting on a couch all day…not bothered by anyone but my wife when she needs a diaper change…which in and of itself is a whole other hell but one I can manage so that I can afford this life of sitting…

Anyway, these two or three women…were in pretty slutty gear…one in a mom jeans that were jacked up her twat, like I could see her uterus. The other two were in legging jacked their twats, like I could see their uteri / uteruses…..

So I’ve went outside for 6 minutes and walked a total of 12 feet and saw 3 uteruses, pant covered uteruses, but pretty good / productive / successful / positive ratio….i

That is a full camel toe every 2 mintutes on this block alone…so maybe working isn’t so bad…at least not for the pussy…

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Rats in Paris
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Cosplay Sluts…
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Nature Hates Us….
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History of Halloween Costume
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Cockatiel is Happy..
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Guess Who Is Coming to Jeopardy…
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Kurt Cobain’s Cardigan…
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Inappropriate Moments in James Bond Movies…
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Sinkhole Swallows a Bus…
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Timelapse of a Rose…
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New Streaming on TV…
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Acting on the Football Field…
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Hilarious Facetune Olympics
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Four Girls Fucking a Wine Bottle on Cam….
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2019

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you see a couple, where the woman is an amputee, missing a hand or part of an arm, and the dude is able bodied, do you think that she sticks her stump up his ass as part of their sex, in a “why else would you date a one arm”…or do you think that he was dating her before the one arm…or maybe that no other girls would date him so he settled with one missing some parts…or maybe he’s a good dude who doesn’t see flaws, just beauty…

When I see a couple, where the woman is an amputee, missing a hand or part of an arm, I assume he’s there cuz he likes being stump fucked and in order to live that out, you gotta keep any stumps you find, as they aren’t that common a thing on the escort websites…

So I dabble on twitter and despite being hilarious – no one follow me…so I’ll just post the screenshot…

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Best Halloween Costumes of 2019 So Far
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Anti Circumcision Protestor Maces Someone…
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Cosplay Titty
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Don’t Mess With Big Titty Russian Drivers with Guns and Hatchets…
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Mena Suvari – hard Nips
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Netflix Cuts Suicide Scene from The Office….
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Halsey is So Fucking Ugly…
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Workers on Window Washing Scaffolding Fail…
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Dude Kicks out Car Window After Being Called a Nig
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I can’t Believe People Watch SNL….Seriously Blows My Mind…Who are These People and Why is Jason Momoa’s nipples a thing?
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I Hate the People VS Weinstein at the Charity Comedy Show…
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25 Bob Ross Talking and Painting
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Biker Fail….
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Ghetto Brawl in Front of Police full of Twerking…
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Miriam Galanti Braless in Lace Green Dress
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Th Future of Warfare – Robots….
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Crazy RC Cars…..
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Taylor Swift and Some Other Overpaid Hack Making Money….
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Ashanti Ass
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Drunk Actor Arrest in Austin
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Kids and their Dad Vs Hunter and His Deer….
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My Two Dads Together Again…
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Polite drunk guy accidentally walks in wrong house
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PPL Care that Ben Affleck Drinks…Drinking is Fun.
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Slutty Girls Hump Blowing Up Balloons
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BBC Has New Dracula Series…
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Cockatoo Bugging Cat…
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Dakota Johnson Hot Dress…
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Ryan Newman Legs at an event…
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Jen Aniston – Old as Shit in a Pant Suit…
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Kaitlyn Dever at an event…
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Lili Reihart is not Hot…Push Up Bra
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Gross Big Titty Body Remind me of a Truck Stop…
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ScarJo at an event with her arms exposed..
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In Air Titty Flash
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Wife Fingers Big Pussy…
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Big Tits Baking a Cake
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Bad Baby Sitter
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This Dick is a Tourist Attraction
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Vintage Nudists..
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2019

28

Oct

HALLOWEEN Round Up of the Day

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It’s Halloween. Motherfuckers….

So along with stupid costumes, funny costumes, clever costumes, viral meme costumes, cheap/lazy costumes, shit costumes, costumes that require blackface, or that are culturally insensitive, that can offend the world, even on Halloween, the one day of a year you should be allowed to dress how you want without uptight killjoys getting in the way….

The one day dudes can dress in drag and dabble in other lifestyles to get that taste of the trans life, while pretending to the world it’s just for halloween….you know the gateway to transitioning and that dude needs to figure his own life out….

But there are people who will stifle all creativity, who will try to limit all the fun costumes, cuz no one likes other people having fun anymore….Which means we can’t progress as a people….

Halloween – more than just candy…so politically charged….but the one thing that is consistent is that girls, at least a breed of girls fucking love being in costumes, always slutty even when not….because girls fucking love Halloween for any and all opportunity to get attention…..

Here’s that round up….

Anastasia Ashley saving the ocean, Iconic.

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Aquawoman-saving the ocean one plastic bag at a time ?

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: Ariana Grande Pig Appropriation

: Bella Hadid as BAM BAM

: Kylie Jenner

: Danielle Lloyd

: Bella Thorne Girl Scout

: Kylie Jenner’s friend Anastasia Karanikolaou

: Ashanti

: Avril Lavigne

: Bella Thorne

: Charlotte McKinney

: Eiza Gonzalez

: Halsey as Cher, poor Cher.

: Lottie Moss as Britney Spears

: Maria Menounos

: Nina Dobrev as Billie Ellish

: Paris Hilton School Girl

: Paris Hilton Again

: Stella Hudgens

: Talia Storm

Madison Beer

Here is Madison Beer being a lesbian for Halloween.

Halsey and Avril Lavigne

: Christina Hendricks

: Kate Beckinsale

: Demi Lovato

: Demi Lovato

: Rita Ora

: Sara Sampaio

: Tinashe

: Vanessa Hudgens

: Beatrice Bouchard

: Beatrice Bouchard

: Kylie Jenner

: Blac Chyna

: Carmen Electra

: Delilah Hamlin

: Jasmine Tookes

: Karrueche Tran

: Kiernan Shipka

: Madison Beer

: Oana Gregory

: Zoey Deutch

Bella Thorne

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2019

28

Oct

Maya Hawke Topless of the Day

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Maya Hawke is in some short film called Memory Xperiment Kathy Acker, these are some behind the scenes photos of her tits.

I think this is also her way of really getting across the important message – that despite being Uma Thurman’s daughter, she doesn’t have Uma Thuman’s hooves she calls hands…Or maybe it’s how girls get noticed even when they have famous relative’s / parents…

Speaking of ethan hawke sperm…which sounds like a new kind of supplement…I was reading today that he is the reason Lisa Loeb, his neighbor, got her song in Reality Bytes, because he gave it to Ben Stiller….the reason I was reading this today is because I wanted to see if Lisa Loeb was hot, cuz I remember her being hot in the 1990s…as it turns out..I don’t know…I’m too busy looking at Hawke tits. from Hawke sperm. No Uman Thuman Man Hands.

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2019

28

Oct

Heidi Klum Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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I don’t think this is an official Heidi Klum pussy flash, because I don’t see any black babies hanging out of her, or any fleshy wounds that haven’t recovered since Seal put his human arm sized African Prince cock up in her in some loving, baby making, German leather slut dominatrix way….unless…the vagina is a magical device that regenerates after damage and retracts back into herself…and either way – Heidi Klum is old…so why you trying to see her cunt…stay away from old folks home cuz you like looking at old pussy….or maybe you just like old lady when it is on a hot german model…legend…

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2019

28

Oct

Leighton Meester Bra of the Day

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Leighton Meester is the bootleg hipster version of Blake Lively, who hasn’t really been able to secure the same high profile career as Blake did after Gossip Girl, but I am sure she does some shit…..and she wasn’t able to steal an A-Lister man from ScarJo like Blake did..but she did get Seth the Nerd on the OC, who has only done the OC, despite being confused for being Jesse eisenberg’s brother, so she’s got that…and likely a kid with him…and totally uneventful tits in a boring mom bra…but I guess any excuse to draw attention to yourself because you’re craving more attention now that you’ve recovered from all the hype of being on a hit show….that curse of a dream acting job that made you rich and relevant…

The more exciting Lighton fact than this bra top – is that she was born in Prison cuz her mom was a drug smuggler…but that’s old news and I guess so is Blair Waldorf….and the titty selfie…

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