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2019

14

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Pubic Bone of the Day

If you look close enough at the Jesus loving, fake Christian, vapid rich celebrity fucking slut with a marketable last name, even if her dad’s career isn’t all that impressive….crotch in her leggings…you may be able to see her clit.

That’s just the kind of Jesus follower she is…you know like a pregnant NUN, lying to herself about her inner slut demons, only without the whole being a nun part, because Bieber is only spiritual to her allowance that Bieber gives her, or to her trust fund she would pray to back when she was actively trying to be an influencer, selling product no one needs, to losers who can’t afford it…

A garbage human…but you may be able to see her clit…

Here she is in a white dress..

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2019

14

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Titty Dress of the Day

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How about some more angles of Elizabeth Banks’ titty dress for attention just to see how old and weathered her neck is….

So as she tries to promote the Charlie’s Angels movie that didn’t need to be made, we’re fine with the old ones…the new generation doesn’t need new versions filled with shitty talent like Kristen Stewart…but the hack Elizabeth Banks who thanks to pitch perfect is richer than God and seen as a stud of the entertainment industry and is celebrated…so dumb shit like this happens…look how old and weathered her neck is…

Filling up seats in the theaters or not…look how old and weathered her neck is….

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2019

14

Nov

Karlie Kloss Bra of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is so fucking boring. I never understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model, I wasn’t too sure what they were doing with that decision, who they were trying to appeal to, you know the tall basic body white girl with no personality crowd, I guess…..or maybe Taylor Swift and Epstein had their hand in the pocket of the decision makers at Victoria’s Secret and decided she was on par with the other hot models they’ve had for decades of their business….

I don’t know when she posted these bra pics, trying to relive the glory days before being the wife to the rich Kushners, cuz when you’re a ho, you’re a ho, this is a ho…her john just happens to be from NYC real estate money..and not on welfare like the hoes I know…

What it comes down to is – this is GARBAGE…so look at GARBAGE>..

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2019

14

Nov

Natalie Alyn Lind Big Tits of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some 20 year old with big tits from the show The Goldbergs, that I’ve never seen, but I’ve heard of….

You probably know her from One Tree Hill circa 2006 when she was 6 years old…because you’re a fucking predator, but not just any predator, one with horrible taste in TV shows….I remember when One Tree Hill happened and I remember the kind of dude who watched One Tree Hill…I don’t think I ever saw an episode but it was on some Gilmour Girls, Dawson Creek level of get the fuck off TV…but the virgin losers FLOCKED to that shit…and weren’t ashamed of being into that shit..making it that much worse..

ANYWAY…you’re a fucking loser is the point of this post. Loser..

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2019

14

Nov

Tits at the Country Music Awards of the Day

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The Country Music Awards happened last night and the sluts came out because Country Music went viral now that Diplo has jumped in on the Genre to mooch off it and re-sell to dumb bros who otherwise would hate Country Music…

I have been a country music fan since I was a kid, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Dolly Parton….Kris Kristofferson, George Jones, Conway Twitter, Kenny Rogers, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, you get what I am saying here…GOOD FUCKING MUSIC….So I don’t need no COUNTRY ROAD shit to remind me of Americana at it’s best….

I have for my entire life fought with girls when asking them “what kind of music do you like”…and their canned “anything but country”….for NO reason other than being a lemur drone fuck saying what she thought she was supposed…

Anyway, now all the idiots are into Country Music, and all the sluts are coming out for Country Music…

Reese Witherspoon, makes sense for her to be here because she is June Carter Cash…

Maren Morris who looks like if Rita Ora was inseminated by Khloe Kardashians sperm and born inside a plastic water bottle.

Kelsea Ballerini in a slutty dress

PINK still around being very white….Aryan Nation looking white…

Miranda Lambert with the tits

Kacey Musgraves Attention Whoring

Carrie Underwood being rich

Halsey using her white side to get into the awards with her big fake tits pushed up to her chin

Gigi Hadid has no business being here..

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2019

14

Nov

Jessica Szohr Deep Stretch of the Day

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Jessica Szohr With The Deep Pussy Stretch

Jessica Szohr chiming in to remind you of the d to g-list actress that no one can really place…or remember but who I know was on GOSSIP girl….has a really fucking mangled and terrifying face, but that’s pretty much the basics of all women these days, especially those with money, in entertainment who have had some success, like being

She’s doing a DEEP PUSSY STRETCH to remind you she still exists and to give her vagina the flexibility and mobility to hop back into the CASTING COUCH Scene…girl needs to get paid…

I do think the name SZOHR is unfortunate, it reminds me of herpes sores, which makes the deep pussy stretch more exciting..I am Canadian, I don’t have herpes, but I have had chapped skin from the winter and know that stretching it out would sting and burn, while this one just comes at it…powers through it….like her pussy has no nerve endings…IMPRESSIVE…

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2019

14

Nov

Top 10 Instagram Instagram Nudity of the Day

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Instagram girls like to complain that LIKES and VIEWS are being deleted so that they can’t show off their reach to their fake followers enough to get brands interested enough in giving them 500-15,000 dollars for a post that no one actually cares to see, click on, or by…but that’s the infomercial side of social media…

Instagram girls also like getting naked on social media to get their fake followers, fake like counts up….because Zuckerberg runs a weird brothel of sex workers using his platform to get their tits seen and get their tits paid…

So here is our top 10 finds in instagram nudity today..because thank god for exhibitionist sluts…

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2019

14

Nov

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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Fat and Forty is the name of Kelly Brook’s memoir she’s working on…that’s what I’ve been told by a handful of RUGBY PLAYERS she has had sex with during her rise to the top…

HOWEVER…at least the self promoting titty model understands her angles, her value, her self worth, the only reason she exists…with this social media content that’s more a “LOOK AT MY TITS – THEY ARE ALL I GOT” cry for help than anything.

It is sad to see women who think they are of more value and substance than their tits, realize they are just tits…not that they care cuz they are rich from their tits, which is more than I can say for the granny down the street in the housing projects who looks like she’s got two maybe three small children hiding in her shirt…braless all the time…nipples as big as my nose….those could have been and still may be money makers..

Maybe my life calling is going to old ladies who could have been awesome sex workers but missed the boat of internet sex work cuz they are 75….and giving them second chance…like what Kelly Brook is doing…

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2019

14

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Showing Off her BOX of the Day

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One of my most favorite jokes of all time, that could be seen as being dumb, but really what joke isn’t dumb, and not funny, because most jokes aren’t funny…is when a woman, or even a man is anywhere near a box, and someone says “is that your box” or anything about the “box” or that is “box” related because “BOX” needs cunt…it is

In Vanessa Hudgens case, we’ve all seen her box, her actual box, not the box of food we can assume that she’s carrying now that her fat ass in tight jeans is fat again…I predict a pregnancy, she’s that age, but her weight fluctuates more than a homeless prostitute on AIDS when she’s trading her PREP for meth…if that’s a thing…it could be a thing…I am too autistic for METAPHORS if that is even a METAPHOR…that’s just not how I do things…the extent of my observational humor is calling a bitch fat.

ANYWAY shout out to Vanessa Hudgens for the being the original leaked nudes before leaked nudes were everywhere…quick to produce jerk off material the second she had a camera and messaging ability…my kind of girl.

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2019

14

Nov

Emilia Clarke Cum Face of the Day

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I have this talent that involves taking innocent, even festive events, like this EMILIA CLARKE, who I think is a Game of Thrones Girl, but I don’t watch that Dragon and Wizard shit, even though the rest of the world does and I don’t actually think the majority of the Game of Thrones fans were even into the show, I think they were just there cuz of a fear of missing out..or a fear of being shunned by not being into what they think they should be into…what would they talk about at their jobs if they aren’t up to speed on cultural events like that…

Point being, my talent, and I have VERY few talents…if any talents….is looking at Emilia Clarke making these faces for CHRISTMAS…and swapping it out with her taking loads on her face…

To me…this is Emilia Clarke taking a gnarly facial….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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