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2019

14

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Showing Off her BOX of the Day

One of my most favorite jokes of all time, that could be seen as being dumb, but really what joke isn’t dumb, and not funny, because most jokes aren’t funny…is when a woman, or even a man is anywhere near a box, and someone says “is that your box” or anything about the “box” or that is “box” related because “BOX” needs cunt…it is

In Vanessa Hudgens case, we’ve all seen her box, her actual box, not the box of food we can assume that she’s carrying now that her fat ass in tight jeans is fat again…I predict a pregnancy, she’s that age, but her weight fluctuates more than a homeless prostitute on AIDS when she’s trading her PREP for meth…if that’s a thing…it could be a thing…I am too autistic for METAPHORS if that is even a METAPHOR…that’s just not how I do things…the extent of my observational humor is calling a bitch fat.

ANYWAY shout out to Vanessa Hudgens for the being the original leaked nudes before leaked nudes were everywhere…quick to produce jerk off material the second she had a camera and messaging ability…my kind of girl.

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2019

14

Nov

Emilia Clarke Cum Face of the Day

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I have this talent that involves taking innocent, even festive events, like this EMILIA CLARKE, who I think is a Game of Thrones Girl, but I don’t watch that Dragon and Wizard shit, even though the rest of the world does and I don’t actually think the majority of the Game of Thrones fans were even into the show, I think they were just there cuz of a fear of missing out..or a fear of being shunned by not being into what they think they should be into…what would they talk about at their jobs if they aren’t up to speed on cultural events like that…

Point being, my talent, and I have VERY few talents…if any talents….is looking at Emilia Clarke making these faces for CHRISTMAS…and swapping it out with her taking loads on her face…

To me…this is Emilia Clarke taking a gnarly facial….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

14

Nov

Bare Ass Gender Reveal and Other Videos of the Day

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2019

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When porn was slowly going mainstream back in the mid 90s, back when people were still just jerking off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog, Playboy if they were lucky, maybe Penthouse or Hustler cuz they were available at most magazine stands…the pushback you’d get is “why do you want to watch another dick fuck a chick, that’s queer”….which brought on Tranny porn that these scared of being queer for watching porn protestors would justify as being less queer than regular porn because the dick was on something that looked like a masculine and disgusting chick…you know because besides the huge cock it looked womanly…less queer….and now porn doesn’t make you a queer, cuz you’re not there for the dick, tranny porn or not…it just makes you a cuck….

We’ve come so far as a people..

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Russian Gas Station Offers Free Gas to Anyone in a Bikini – So Dudes Show Up in Bikini
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Robot Sword Fighters…
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Modern Family Filmijng in Paris…
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Halsey’s Home that Being a Fucking Lie Scam Bitch Built
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2019

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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One thing I always forget until going to the grocery store, which happens to be my only task, chore, hobby, activity, reason I leave the house, I have a fat wife, bitch needs to eat…all the fucking time…never ending…just shovelling it in making you wonder how she does it…olympic level eating….but the thing I forget is that the people who are out there having kids, at least in my area are the biggest fucking nerd fucks ever.

It is the people in high school you’d thought would die virgins or end up fat living with cats…and they probably do end up fat and living with cats…they just have a spawn to be the next generation of life…

The lamest loser fucking people are the ones who decide to breed…I am talking the A-Sexual looking obese girl from the Sci/fi club…asking her kid what he wants for dinner…

ANYWAY..I just saw a nerd woman with a kid and I was like “people will fuck and cum in anything these days….she is supposed to be alone, die alone, not have fucking Parent Teacher night and other useless mom things”…I guess more than nerds have babies, people on welfare have kids cuz they can’t afford abortions and in canada get paid per kid by the government, and hot chicks have kids too…only if the sperm is rich enough…so I guess everyone has fucking kids and this is a useless post…wouldn’t be the first time…

Kids Being Programmed with Some GENDER Propaganda
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Apparently – the Internet’s Golden Age has Come to an End – All Your Fault
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Halsey’s 2.6 Million Dollar House that She Doesn’t Deserve cuz She Sucks
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Sierra Skye Naked on Instagram
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Robot Sword Fighting
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Three Judges Suspended for a Drunken Brawl at WHite Castle…
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Money trick
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Kelly Rowland See Through
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The Side of Olivia Wilde’s Braless Tit
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Martha Hunt Tits in Black and Wet/white
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Mobile Car Detailing the Company of the Future
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Idiots Destroying Cars Getting What they Deserve
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Flirting and Sex in Japan
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Health Advice from CLAY
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Run Over for Stealing Weed
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Asking Sarge About the Marine CORPS….
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Tiger on the Loose in Traffic
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10 Gifts to Buy your Thanksgiving Host
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Justice Finds a Way
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Stan Lee’s Family Still Fighting…
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Ice Fishing Fail
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Rogan On Epstein’s Suicide
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Chrissy Teigen is not Funny – Is a Fame Whore Wallet Fucker – Is Not America’s Sweetheart and John Legend looks like a Mutant Ninja Turtle not a Sexiest Man Alive….
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Will AOC do Porn
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Charlize Theron – Dad Killer – At an Event in a Tube Dress…
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Vicky Pattison Has Huge Tits
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Sam Faiers Legs
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Lindsay Ell Legs
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Camila Morrone Leo’s beard in a Dress
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Hailee Steinfeld in a White Dress…
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Sistine Stallone in a TIGHT DRESS
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Ashley Tisdale at the Farmers Market Being Ugly
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Kate Bosworth in a Magazine
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Lake Bell at an Event….
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Classy Girl Got her tits Out
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Ashely Roberts and her Dildo
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Show Off Showing Off her Daddy Issues
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Boring Lesbian Fisting
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Animals Hate Us
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Melody on Roadside XXX
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2019

13

Nov

Iris Law Bikini of the Day

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Iris Law is Jude Law’s 19 year old daughter with someone named Sadie Frost who is the daughter of David Vaughn, a psychedelic artist who worked with the Beatles and his 16 year old girlfriend at the time, perverted….so this one is the granddaughter of that “teen pregnancy” that would be deemed criminal now…and you know what they say about girls who come from dysfunctional homes…they become slutty…which is good news since every home is dysfunctional…

EITHER WAY, Jude Law’s daughter is hot! That is what I am trying to get at here…this is a serious fucking look, and I am not just saying that because along with the rest of the world, I am fascinated by celebrity kids and their plight to make themselves legit on the backs of their rich parents who spoiled the fuck out of them…I mean my mother was a Mexican hooker who died of AIDS when I was young…before they even knew what AIDS was…so I can’t even imagine going through life being like “yeah my dad’s some famous dude everyone wants a piece of, so give me shit”….but I’d be sure to be exploiting that connection as hard as fucking possible.

What I am trying to say is IRIS LAW for president.

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2019

13

Nov

Inka Williams Long Nipples of the Day

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Inka Williams is now an IMG model, which is apparently prestigious, you know some high end, high profile modeling agency all the sluts aspire to be signed by, even though it doesn’t mean they are prestigious or that they will get work, but I guess it’s a better look than being managed by your mom.

She started out as an IG model, because INSTAGRAM seems to be the casting couch of the world, where hot chicks are found, signed, and exploited….

These girls don’t call themselves desperate and thirsty whores willing to do anything to get ahead, to get credibility, to exist…they call themselves “BLOGGERS” before being scooped up…and exploited by bigger and different people…in the circle of useless life…

As it turns out, she’s hot and has weird long nipples better to suck on while wearing a diaper and pretending to be her baby. I know you’re into that…

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2019

13

Nov

Ariel WInter’s Big Tits of the Day

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Not Hot, But Big…and rebuilt because that’s the whole point of modern science, you know use your money to give you better tits…as tits are the foundation and only thing a woman really has to offer, or at least be the only thing a woman is judged by, a benchmark if you will, of how important the bitch is….because if you look at the rest of Ariel Winter, even new Skinny Ariel winter, you will know that the tits are all she’s got and she’s still on tv, so it’s gotta be because of the tits….deductive investigation right her…right.

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2019

13

Nov

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

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Old people still don’t know what TIKTOK is…but they’re starting to ask me “what’s tiktok”…so it’s going viral…

For those of you who don’t know….it is what all the young people are on, it used to be called MUSICLY or something equally dumb…where kids would lip sync or sing random songs in video as perverts and other kids watched…then CHINA moved in, realized it was a good way get all the data they need of AMERICANS, made it more of a VINE, you know short format comedy clips, because VINE was a thing before they shut it down, a thing that created all the VERY fucking rich YOUTUBERS who were forced to go to YOUTUBE…

Point being…it’s more video based, more comedic, more “raw” or real, more creative, more entertaining than the lame POSED photos of sluts trying to monetize their INSTAGRAM….and where there is an audience..there are THOTS looking for that audience…knowing that this type of content…this song and dance thing is hot and that eventually all the instagram people will come pollute their ecosystem but in the mean time they are running their own shit…and these are some of those CHINA TRACKED AND MONITORED THOTS making a name before it gets ruined…cuz dancing girls is dancing girls….you pervert fucks…

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2019

13

Nov

Halle Berry Abs of the Day

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The darker the BERRY the sweeter the fruit, except when it comes to HALLE BERRY….because she’s not that dark but still hot at 53….

She’s showing off that hot fit HGH body like this was a casting couch back when she first tried making it in Hollywood…as she knew she could get cast as the black girl, cuz she’s half black, while manipulating the white people, by speaking their white language, thanks to being half white, raised white, the only black girl in her suburban school, white….who never met her dad or black family white….but who had a nice tan colored skin…

I am sure it is challenging to be fit when you work a few days a year, have millions of dollars, and can afford a series of trainers and chefs and assistants to ensure she stays on track for her goals to live her best vapid narcissistic superficial life….

This is her showing off…and I’d rather she was showing off her labia…more interesting but I guess to the HALLE Berry fan an oiled up set of menopause abs is erotic.

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