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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2019

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Cruelty of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale and some pussy cruelty….which I guess is something she’s into based on having a kid at a young age, you know put that pussy through the wringer before it really had a time to live, assuming that she didn’t fuck the fucking world before having a kid and bitch was retiring it knowing it was so stretched out from all the sex that the baby would virtually crawl out of her….

I do hate making pussy jokes when the post involves a cat…it seems so simple, so basic, so obvious, so done, so played out…because it is…

What the fuck else is there to say about the VAMPIRE / UNDERWORLD acting, UK rich kid who still rides that UNDERWORLD franchise, on all fours at 45-50 years old still looking hot…and playing it up…cuz she knows she still looks hot…at the expense of her poor cat that we should all call the HUMANE society on…you know just to get some backlash for someone who’s virtually won at life…and we hate that they’ve won at life…cuz we are better that we haven’t won…and their dirty pussy is using our faces as as a kitty litter…if you know what I mean…

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2019

Nov

Bargain Basement Whores and Other Videos of the Day

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Expert Scotter Man on a Ramp

CHAIR GAME

Drunk Woman Wants Cock

Bus Driver Throws Midget Off Bus

Drunk VS ATM

Stolen WEED – Leads to Broken Legs

Crackhead in the Sewer

Drunk Neighbor Tree Branch Trim Fail

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2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about getting old and sick after years of abusing myself…is that I get really fucked up with just a few drinks…it’s like my liver is so rotted out, or maybe my diabetes, but one beer in, one glass of wine in, and I’m stumbling, talking insanity, the equivalent of my most black out night at my peak of party guy alcoholic who would always wake up thinkin “what the fuck did I do”….often times waking up in places I didn’t remember getting to…with wallet and phone lost…or with phone filled with random insanity sent to random people…like death threats or sexual harassment depending on the person….it was good times, humiliating times, a good way to make no friends times….but now I get there…to that similar place with barely any booze…and this self destruction is almost getting affordable…

Exciting times, things are looking up, if it doesn’t kill you, apparently, it doesn’t make you stronger but it does slowly damage you to the point where drinking is cheap…so glad I’ve signed up for that….everyday a bargain basement price thanks to a low functioning organ…a win for all…or at least for me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

McDonald’s Brawl
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Girl Stuck in seatbelt
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Mom VS Kids Bully – Psycho
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VSCO GIRLS ARE HOT
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Starbucks Employee Wrote “BEANER” on the Cup…
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The Sand Has Run Through the Hour Glass…
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Dr Phil vs Marijuana
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Super Mario Bassist
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The Monster Channing TATUM Fucks
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Bullied Teen Claps back…
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Slutty Instagrammer
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Nina Dobrev in Hospital Pics
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Jeopardy Contestant for Trebek
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TSA Inspection Lesbianism..
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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We had our first major snowstorm here in Canada, so despite not leaving the house the last 6-8 weeks due to the cold temperatures hurting my arthritic hands coupled with extreme laziness and being accustomed to the hermit life, I can safely say it is the end of slutty fitness asses in slutty shorts doing slutty things like walking passed me unsuspecting…minding their own damn business.

Yes…I have resorted to talking about the weather because the side effect of being a hermit is having nothing to say and the only observational humor you can observe is the voices in your head…..as you go more and more stir crazy…

That said…Here are some stepLINKS….

Girl Stuck in the Seatbelt
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Nina Dobrev in Hospital..
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s Girlfriend Loses it….
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Racist Starbucks Worker
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Car Takes Out Bike
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Werner Herzog Loves the Kardashians…
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Extraterrestrial Life Rreported On Mars In 1984,
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The Woman Who Faked Cancer..
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Dr Phil’s Opinion of WEED
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Jessie J – Proof that Channing Tatum is Gay – In Her Bikini Top
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Trash
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Lamar Odom Engaged
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4 FLUFFY PUPPIES…
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Girl Booty Jiggle Dance…While at TSA
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Selena Gomez At an Event Looking Like Shit
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Bucket of Homeless Man Hot Diarrhea Dumped on a Woman is Hilarous Story..
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Teen Hero…
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Sharon Stone Topless of the Day….
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VSCO GIRL CHECK
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Teacher VS Student
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Things Didn’t Work Out….for these People…
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Joy Corrigan Bikini Nips…
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Katy Perry Cleavage…
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These Pics Haven’t Been Photoshopped
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Rude Passengers in an UBER….
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Hong Kong Police Shotos Protestor
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Halsey Slight Nipple Pokies
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Jim Carey in the New Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer
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Slutty Celebs at an Event
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Some Crazy DARPA Projects…
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Baldwin Miscarriage
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Kim Garner Leggins Ass…
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Amy Smart Cleavage
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Hilary Duff in Leggings Ass
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Ariel Winter’s Awful Ass
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Aly Raisman Molested Gymnast Legs…
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Emilia Clarke Christmas Tree Titties
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Maya Hawke in a Pantsless..
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Charlize Theron Old Lady Cleavage in a Crazy Dress…
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Nasim Pedard Has Great Cleavage
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Aja Naomi King Cleavage
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I think Emma Roberts is Hot
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ELi Roth’s Ugly Ex Wife
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Ann Kendrick Still Fucking Ugly
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Eleanor Tomlinson’s Legs
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Rat Cow Grocery Shopping Trash
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Ella Balinska Titties in a Dress
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Kristen Steward Lesbian Legs
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You’ll Like Natalie Dyer’s Legs..
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl Letting Her Friends Sucking the Breast Milk Out of her Tit
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Black Coffee With Nia Nacci Rubbing Up Her Black Self…
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The Most EPIC TITS On a BUTTERFACE
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DEEP BOOTY
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Suicide Girl FAY…
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Her BF Probably hates this Video
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Amy With the Big Tits Out..
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Cassidy Corners and Busty Bailey Tits
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Big Titty Bent Over Bathroom Sink…Fuck….
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Masturbating Hotties…
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Girl Wants her Popeyes
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MILF of the Day
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Busty Girl In Shorts..
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12 People Having a Shitty Day
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2019

Nov

Bella Thorne Shower Erotica of the Day

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Bella is so trashy, gross, looks like she smells but above all this…she’s boring…

The victim of ABUSE from a stepdad, then exploited by her mom before being sold to DISNEY Bella Thorne…who typically looks slimy as fuck in anything she does…has decided to take a shower for her social media account to remind us all that despite looking like trash, she doesn’t necessarily smell like trash, except maybe in her pussy, cuz that thing is an ecosystem of its own…and hot water, soap, even vinegar can’t get those PH levels to a happy place…..

I guess she’s no longer the exploited Disney Kid perverts who watch DISNEY were into…..and is more of the exploits herself Disney kid….becoming an annoying girl from social media, who makes way too much money, thanks to having fans who think she’s keeping “real”…despite not being real….because keeping it real to this generation means talking about your acne, your farts, and other disgusting things….this is where voyeurism has gone….

I know she’s just a calculated puppet raised to be a puppet who knows how to manipulate the audience thanks to her puppet masters teaching her the way….

Taking her “celebrity” and tapping into that internet money all the kids her age are tapping into…monetize yourself despite your mental health, sanity, etc….all while looking like shit…because the internet likes it when things seem candid…so it is easy…but it still kills part of a persons soul every time they pot…

So here she is in the shower for attention, allowing you to feel like you are in the shower with her…and I guess that’s perverted enough to post here, even if I find her vile.

Here she is in a blue wig and see through shirt..

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2019

Nov

Dove Cameron is Hot Posing with Meat in a Magazine of the Day

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Dove Cameron may or may not be the hottest thing to happen to the internet…but I am going with may not be the hottest thing to happen to the internet….because there is just so much hotness on the internet…that is why all you perverts are addicted to it / and masturbating to it all fucking day…

No one girl could be at the top of that…It’s not the People’s Choice Awards where random people with Russian ROBOT troll traffic voting determine nonsense titles for nonsense people….who don’t even go by their own name…like this DOVE CAMERON is actually named Chloe Celeste Hosterman…..neither DOVE or CAMERON is in her name…on some pornstar shit, which I guess she pretty much is cuz she worked and was exploited by the perverts at DISNEY..

BECAUSE from everything I’ve ever read…the happiest place on earth ruins children…and hopefully enough to make them young sexualized sluts as they navigate social media like Selena Gomez, Miley, Bella THorne before her…that exclusive club of abused children now of age with social media accounts of their own to be sexual on..it doesn’t need to be limited to CLUB 33 at DISNEY LAND or whatever that exclusive PEDO hangout for the rich and perverted is called…

She’s in a magazine, of course she is….look at the pics.

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2019

Nov

Emma Rose Kenney Workout Erotica of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney is the ugly daughter on Shameless who amazes me everytime I see her pop up, cuz she’s so fucking ugly, you’d think they’d have replaced her with a hot chick, because hot chicks are better to look at than ugly chicks, and because I am a frim believer in all actors should be good looking, since I have no interest in seeing ugly people on TV< when I see ugly people everyday.... That said, she started out when she was young, it was 10 or 11 years ago, so she was a kid, and we can assume that the redheaded irish looking genderless kid was a good look for the show...it made her look like she was raised white trash by some drug addict homeless person....a crackbaby if you will Now she's the "matriarch" carrying the show, cuz they killed off that slut EMMY ROSSUM...not that I intentionally watch SHAMELESS, I find it too over the top that it's cheesy, and dumb, and pretty much always has been...but I assume people do watch it....and I hope they aren't watching it thinking this one is a babe...cuz she's not.

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2019

Nov

Kara Del Toro Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Kara Del Toro has big tits and they are out at an event.

I don’t know what Kara Del Toro does, but it is safe to assume she does nothing, none of these girls do anything, but she has big tits and they are out at an event…..

I assume she is Benicio and Guillermo’s daughter, you know in a gay marriage they once had once upon a time in Mexcio…a love that was torn apart by a drug cartel that kills POLYGAMIST Mormons who are invading their country with their illegal activity thanks to being ousted by the USA….but maybe a lot of Mexicans are named Del Toro…

Is she even Mexican? I guess we’d need to ask her tits, cuz they are the star of this show….To be a woman with tits, what a win…it is to be born with those built in moneymakers…like just having tits is enough to matter and that’s fascinating when girls pretend it’s not…or that they are where they are due to merit, education and hard work….as they showcase their tits…

Here she is sword fighting with the amazing Anastasia Ashley

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2019

Nov

Anastasiya Scheglova Bad Tattoos in Lingerie of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova is some model with shitty fucking tattoos that you’d expect to see on a Suicide Girl from 10 years ago, when that whole INKED thing was mistakenly seen as hot, and all the girls were getting down with prison looking garbage, covering their entire bodies, looking like some 4 year old scribbled on them, not realizing that they’ll get fat and it’ll look even worse than it already does, despite already looking really fucking bad….

So even if she’s hot, this shit looks awful, in a trying to make herself ugly kind of way, cuz I guess with a name like hers you don’t want to be the hot one until you escape the sex trade, otherwise you get banged the fuck out over and over until you can’t walk anymore, and until your vagina hangs to the ground like a dog from a puppymill you’ve just adopted at the humane society who needs to get her vagina rebuilt thanks to all the litters she’s had…only instead of having litters…she had dick.

That is not to say that this girl is a sex worker, but I would argue that modeling lingerie is sex work in its own right…so here she is sex working by my standards…whilst rocking the some dumb tattoos…like all those dumb instagram girls who thought it was a look. Permanent branding, or scars to remind you of that time you followed temporary trends…hilarious.

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2019

Nov

Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Pic Shot By Her Son of the Day

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Liz Hurley has her son take all of her smutty old lady bikini pics and that is weird to someone who doesn’t have a mom, she died when I was very young, so I can’t fully relate to the whole mom thing, like I could never relate to the hot sister thing, seeing as I never had a hot sister, and never bought they dudes with hot sisters didn’t jack off to their sister’s or their sister’s dirty panties in the laundry heap…because we are all fucking perverts…

I just think posing my mom half naked in slutty poses, seems like it’s inappropriate…maybe even child abuse…sexual assault #metoo…

I also think that things get weirder the richer and more delusional the person is, especially when that person is a narcissist….you know looking at her son, seeing herself, loving her son, seeing herself, thinking that her vagina created the best and more important man ever…

So having created that perfect man, you know cuz of that whole narcissism, and this bitch Liz Hurley is a narcissist….turning him into your photog, getting naked in front of him, all that other weirdness that goes into shoots leads to some very weird damaged momma boy complexes that may or may not include but not limited to some weird flipper incest babies….thanks to her very own sex toy who doubles as a old lady bikini smut photographer…WEIRD…

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