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2019

01

Nov

Becky G Slutty Halloween of the Day

I still don’t know who Becky G is, I guess I could google it but why bother.

I am only posting this because I like her approach to Halloween photoshoots and not just because there is a Luchador mask in it, because my whole branding on this site, not that I’ve done any real branding, but you get what I am saying, has been the Luchador mask, that unfortunately has led to at least one person saying “what do you think you’re jack black or something” or “hey Nacho Libre get your own schtick”…but when Becky G does it…she’s half naked…and thus better…because when girls are half naked, despite how easy it is to do, it works.

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2019

01

Nov

Billie Lourd’s Bra Top of the Day

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Here is a lame slutty selfie that is barely slutty of Billie Lourd, who for those of you who don’t know, is Carrie Fisher’s 27 year old Star Wars daughter….that she didn’t really consider when she committed suicide from all the drugs she was on for the last 40 years of of her life.

Carrie Fisher, pre-death, got knocked up by an agent, who I assume is now one of the partners at CAA, the biggest Agency in Hollywood named Brian Lourd, who is rich as fuck for his work as an agent, and who was a closet case back then and figured that his love of Star Wars could override his love for cock….and Carrie Fisher wasn’t always the hot Princess Lea you jacked off to, she got fat and dumpy and dude-like, so it wasn’t such a stretch…and maybe her pussy smelled like an asshole…to soften his dabbling with straight sex blow…sexuality…a weird thing….

Well now their daughter can post slutty selfies like a regular girl, as she builds her profile as an actor, which was hard to do since her dad runs part of fucking Hollywood through his agency…but that’s just how life works…you get born in the right place….a place that by 27 your slutty selfies matter…

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2019

01

Nov

Titty Costume On TV and Other Videos of the Day

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Boat Speed Bump

Solid Costume…

Homeless Dude of the Day

Truck Brake Fail

Bus Driving Dancing Nut

Truck Driver Of the Day

Helping a Beaver

Husband Caught Wife Cheating

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2019

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I live in a city where they postponed Halloween, I didn’t know that was possible, that is some playing god shit… but they just decided that the weather was shit, everyone will do it again tonight, instead of last night, like it wasn’t October 31st, and the people of the city accepted that as ok, they were like “aight, if the government says no halloween despite being halloween, and that halloween is tomorrow instead of today, despite HISTORICAL fact that Halloween is today, I’ll accept that”….because I saw one set of immigrant kids who clearly didn’t get the memo, out trick or treating. One set of kids.

I guess this was the same strategy they took when they collected everyone’s gold and traded it for a piece of paper that said it is worth the same as gold. Or taxation..like “work hard, give us up to 50%”..why would anyone agree to that…it blows my mind…like we could all unite on this and protest it. There are more of us than them, and if we do unite, some of them will join our side, because they’ll be like “seriously, why do I pay taxes to corruption, let me control my own money and roads’….

Idiots everywhere just doing what they are told…it’s the basis of the Kardashians…and the fact that people buy dumb fucking shit on the internet daily…

You are all to blame…but in Montreal Canada…we get one more night of Halloween…which I guess is the only good, despite being weird, thing the government’s done for the people…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slut in Lingerie…
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Flight Attedent of the Day
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What Killed Hitchhiking…
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Halloween at the Zoo
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Trick or Treat…Slut….
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The Person Who Left Coffee Cup in Game of Thrones…
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Marine Corps Bootcamp
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Boner Spray That Gives Boners…
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2019

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is anyone dressed like “rape culture #metoo” getting ready to fully commit to your costume – tonight – while all the party aged people are out there getting Black Out Drunk?

So the only candy bucket you are sticking your hand into is that of a woman…and not actual candy…cuz candy produces far too much waste and we are trying to save the planet here….

This war on Halloween is real, from religious people think it celebrates Satan, to moms who said there was razor blades and LSD in laced in the candy, to costumes being offensive…so if “rape culture #metoo” is too much effort, you can go as a Halloween protestor, so instead of giving out candy open the door to lecture the kids on how Halloween is like their parent’s love…it doesn’t exist…

either way, you got options….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Woman Washing Hair in Fountain
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Mystical Unicorn Weather Man…
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Halloweem Decoration Scaring the Shit Out of Delivery Man
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Funny Flight Attendant
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Kylie Jenner Little Mermaid Costume So Gross…
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Dolly Parton is Not Doing 9 to 5 part 2….
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Celebs Got the Vape Disease..
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Hailey Bieber Oversized Shirt
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Selena Gomez in Fat Girl Lingerie…
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Halloween Drag Punks….
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POV Getty Fire
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Madison Beer Dresses Sexy SLut
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Pussy Slip in Bunny Costume
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Braless Kendall Jenner…
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Meth Memes….
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Taylor Swift Artist of Decade According to Irrelevant American Music Awards.
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Black GOLD
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extreme reaction to Fare Hopper…
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Pete Wentz Sold a Cool Home…cuz His Wife Ashlee Simpson Went Black..
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Fucked Tire
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Obama VS Cancel Culture
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Chokehold of the Day…
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Some World Series Drama
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I love Trump and Melania Putting Candy on the Minion Costume
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Racist Rant at the Drug store
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Grandpa Cook from Grandpa Cook Youtube Channel – Dead.
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Factory Cakes
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A new Offensive Clap…
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Priyanka Chopra Cleavage…
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Alicia Vikand Legs
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Aniston in a Black Dress in the Rain…
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emilia clarke …
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Nature Naughton Black Cleavage…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Ugly Legs…
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Charlie XCX Legs…
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Skyler Samuel Legs…
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Amateur Couple Fucking in fitness gear…
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Halloween Mask Ruined in the Worst Way
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Jenna Valentine – Huge Tits..
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Big tits Devil Costume…
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2 Sluts –
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Slutty Surfing
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Sex Move You Didn’t Know existed…
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Skeleton Fucks Girl for Halloween..
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Big Booty Play Spin the Bottle…
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Sluts in Stockings
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Weird Cuckolding…
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Big Titty Drop….
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Pumpkin Spiced Slut
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Would You Hit It
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Candy Corn eating…
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Julia Pussy Lip…
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2019

31

Oct

Bet on the UFC of the Day

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I don’t watch UFC because I am not a bro fuck who does HGH and watches ROGAN where I learn important trends about health and wellness so that I can annoy everyone around me with knowledge from the actual experts about things like celery juice, intermittent fasting, kettle bell workouts, fucking ONNIT with that Aubry Marcus rich kid bro, Keto Diet, micro-dosing and other bro shit…

I just find dude on dude half naked queer, which people have called me queer for thinking it’s a sexual thing, like only a queer would find that queer, where real men know it’s fucking skill…and it really isn’t so much the dudes fighting being queer, it’s the dude watching with excitement that is queer…

The only way to beat that queer over/under tone is to make the over/under about betting on the winner…make the fight about you, your bank account, your game…by Betting !

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What I know about this fight, other than that UFC is queer to watch, is from my UFC friend who says that Jorge Masvidal – Ghetto Jesus – or Street Jesus – did the fastest knockout in UFC history by running across the ring and KOed a motherfucker in the most epic…it went Viral,

Here’s a vid of the Knockout – Fear Factor Bitch..

Jorge Masvidal was a backyard fighter with Kimbo Slice, RIP, the porn bodyguard turned backyard fighting sensation on early internet…

Here’s a vid:

So then Nate Diaz, who is a big name and who fought Conor McGregor in some hyped fight, decided to call out the only Gangster in the game….Dana White saw dollars and created the Bad Motherfucker Belt…which they are fighting for…then Nate Diaz got caught with illegal/contraband chemicals in his urine….which caused issues/drama…but it got resolved when they said there were no chemicals in his urine…big drama….

Now, Donald Trump is Showing Up…The Rock is Putting the Bad Motherfuck Belt on the winner…and you assholes gotta bet NOW…fight is on Saturday… Bet NOW!!

How about some Ariany Celeste…the old hang den mother of the UFC girls…who I assume still does UFC shit…despite being in her 40s..and totally mismanaged by her manager…when you’re the pussy on the biggest sport in the world…you should have a far better career than she’s got….

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2019

31

Oct

Slutty Halloween of the Day

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It’s Halloween…the slutty costumes are what you are into today. It is the whole point of Halloween and the basis of the Charlie Brown Halloween cartoon we all watched as kids. They just don’t go into too much detail…but we know.

So whether you are a woman trying to live out the slut life you’ve had in the back of your mind everytime you masturbate, and you’ve been doing YOGA, Pilates and Keto Diet for all these years…and you’re tired of only letting the tinder dates you fuck miserably and get disppointed by…you want to broaden that reach…or if you’re just a straight slut…the slutty version of any costume, with our without butthole, is better than the conventional one…and we’re all here to take advantage of this glorious day, like we have all these years, as the costumes got skimpier and skimpier because girls got sluttier and more into showing off their bodies…

It’s a good time, and we should not divert from watching the girls we know who are only half naked a few times a year…on vacation and on Halloween…and the girls we don’t know who we can tell are in this slut-fit for Halloween and the girls who are half naked everyday, but this time with a theme and purpose…all fucking wins..

So we can talk celeb but celebs aren’t that hot…while slutty costumes are….take them in while I go into diabetic shock eating all this candy…

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Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Sophie Mudd Big Tits and Thats All of the Day

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Sophie Mudd still using her tits to get ahead in life, when you have tits like that, I guess you’re typecast and don’t really need to bother doing anything else.

I mean you could be a self starter who says “I will not let my tits define me” and try to get an education, some work experience, maybe become a doctor, a big titty doctor that no one realizes is big titty until the top comes off after trying to win her over with your charm…only to be rewarded with a gift that is her tits…tits no one else knows she even had…

But why bother, showing the tits in any way you can gets you instagram followers, lots of them, and that allows you to not ever actually work, a better deal.

If you have the option – always choose the slut life.

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2019

31

Oct

Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother….

I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right.

At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire..

She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here…

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2019

31

Oct

Rachel Cook Nudity of the Day

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Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, but she sure is trying to take her name and rank fucking hard on search engines and social media knowing that half of her traffic will be spillover traffic from people looking for the famous Rachel Cook…it is a good strategy for a bottom feeder. It is the same reason all the shit celeb titty blogs get all the traffic despite not even being written in actual english, just keyword dense enough to trick google to get all the clicks…

The truth is that you don’t need to be good at what you do, you don’t even need to be hot, you just need to be half naked.

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