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2019

04

Nov

Halsey Boring Erotica of the Day

Halsey is SO BORING. Here she is in some fashion magazine being boring, you’d think she would have learned some depth from living on the streets – as she claims – looks like all she learned was how to suck dick for a record deal.

She isn’t hot. She isn’t good. She’s another Millennial with no soul pretending to be an “artist” with a hard story that isn’t even a legit story….it is fabricated bullshit in a “poor me I have depth” like an instagram filter…or their fake faces and tits…these idiots believe their own bullshit…and so do the execs who decide they are marketable…

All I see is a failed pornstar who accidentally got into music, when she would have done double anal for 200 dollars to be seen….what a waste or tragedy for the porn industry…losing this wanna be famous garbage to legit fame….tragic..

Lest we forget the real halsey..

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2019

04

Nov

Dua Lipa Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Dua Lipa took a break from sucking off Anwar Hadid and whatever music rep she had to suck to get on the stage here at the EMVAs in her thong…or in her case YouTube….THANKS YouTube for the fame…

The best pic is the one of her spread eagled so that you can see the lines or border of her pussy fat as it meets her legs…in a BUILD A WALL kind of trigger that it is…

The funny thing in all this is just how bad music is…the shit being made is videogame music, the singers all digitally altered to sing, their instagrams all digitally altered to be hot, their fans all digitally manipulated through alogrithms and not from merit or putting in the work….but that’s not the funny part…the funny part is that these idiots think they are good, believe their own hype, and get on stage with confidence, like they don’t even realizing it is a hack job and they are just trolling…..the youtube fans from her cover song made them believe in themselves…and made the record labels believe she could sell…and made those fans think she’s good or important….and I guess if you like thick thighs…she is worht looking at when half naked…but who isn’t worth looking at Half naked….

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2019

04

Nov

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

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Rich kid Cara Delevingne who turned into a model and then turned into a lesbian is nude for some new fashion campaign and it is as anti-climatic as her sex with Ashley Benson, even though the whole model lifestyle has helped lesbian Benson drop some 15-35 pounds of lazy no longer on TV fat…which I guess is a win to anyone who gives a fuck about Ashley Benson…..while her girlfriend, the pervert manipulator who gamed her way into celebrity gets paid or overpaid for whatever this bullshit is…

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2019

04

Nov

Camila Morrone Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Camila Morrone are the tits we all have to wonder whether Leo DiCaprio has seen…because there is no way that Leo doesn’t fuck dudes. Whether that fucking of dudes is straight up gay, is what is up for debate.

Has he had the taste of a shitty hairy man pussy and felt things he never knew he wanted to feel, or does he just do it for a cheap thrill when low level models become boring…because he’s had a steady stream of low level models, or in this case instagram models who started dating Leo so they could pull the reins back on instagram modeling, and instead focus on saving the world with the Growing Pains star…but he still likes their tits…

I’ve heard many stories about how much of an asshole the is to all the chicks who latch onto him and let him treat them like shit cuz he’s Leo – the big leagues in their groupie ass fame whore minds.

There aren’t many jobs quite as homo as being or wanting to be an actor, but he’s been doing it for a long enough time as a kid, that it’s less gay, but that doesn’t mean he’s not gay…..which would make these wasted tits as they try to go mainstream with their Dad aged A-Lister…but hot tits…

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2019

04

Nov

Yulia Rose Nipples of the Day

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Yulia Rose is the hotter version of Julia Rose, who should go by the name Julian Rose, cuz those bolt on tits make her more of a Donkey Boy than a flasher at the MLB with a shitty fucking magazine to justify the 100k+ you make on OnlyFans, Patreon, or other new generation porn membership site these influencers use to sell their premium snaps on…

Yulia Rose is also hotter than that bitch from earlier today with the shitty rose tattoo…

Straight from Russia with the right idea of how important it is to monetize tits….and she’s doing it through modelling her tits…the monetization comes later…

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Posted in:SFW|Yulia Rose

2019

04

Nov

Anastasiya Scheglova Topless of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova and her really stupid fucking tattoo, like the kind of tattoo you look at and wonder what the fuck was going through a bitch’s mind, to get branded with a rose for life….does she just love roses? Is she in a biker gang called the roses? Is her sex working human trafficked ass owned by someone who uses this as his logo – so all her paying clients know they can’t skip out on payment…

I just don’t have the answer, I just know it’s hard to appreciate tits when she looks like she’s been scribbled on by some handicapped kid on Arts and Crafts day at the retard institution…

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2019

04

Nov

Noah Cyrus Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Most of the seniors I saw outside their retirement community doing some fucking “fall” outdoor activity are hotter than Noah Cyrus…and I don’t find seniors hot….I just couldn’t think of anything that I saw this weekend that could really outline and describe just how not hot Noah Cyrus is…

I mean I could have said my bloody anal fissure shit that could be anal cancer despite having never had anal sex with a dude with HPV dick….cuz I don’t do that gay shit despite having a blog about celebs which I think is a pretty queer thing to do…but you can’t really fuck my weird feces unless you put it in a condom and used it like a fleshlight which I am sure is more representative of fucking Noah Cyrus at least in terms of smell…

So this is her is that really as good as it gets….straight using the family name with confidence cuz the family prot

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2019

04

Nov

Lais Ribeiro With her Big Tits of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro and her teen mom titties that became a Victoria’s Secret promo model titties…are being used for attention…trying to get noticed…now that they are now rich titties…that brings hope that all single moms can make it, even South American ones with all odds and stats against them…so long as they look like Lais Ribiero…

Posting this to remind you that if you’re a bad Catholic in a South American predominantly catholic country who ignores some of the catholic lessons, you should ignore all your catholic lessons…..

She fucked as a teen despite what the bible tells you about premarital sex, she got pregnant because of what the bible tells you about birth control, and she didn’t get that abortion because of what the bible tells you….The selective catholic who should figure that since Jesus forgives all, even murderers, skipping the lesson on premarital sex is as bad as skipping the lesson on birth control and abortion, making that abortion at 16 not that big of a deal, especially since she got there without caring what the bible says…

I guess as a South American, she could just pawn the kid off on mom and grandma and great grandma who all had kids at 15 or 16 also cuz I guess South American women like to fuck and get cummed inside at a young age. Maybe it is cultural…

She’s 30 now, so who fucking cares about her and her 15 year old son being rich and living that good life defying all odds all because she’s hot…in a it is good to be hot too bad you’re not reminder we are constantly reminded of.

Here is her halloween look

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Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2019

04

Nov

Woman eating Donkey Dick and Other Videos of the Day

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Parker of the Day

Hit in Fight During brawl

Truck Driver lost Something…

Man Beats Stranger in elevator…

Dramatic Crash

Dude escapes cops – run into freeway…

Woman’s Bed explodes…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is the most exciting thing about November that Black Friday is just around the corner? It is basically the Purge for ghetto trash trying to buy toasters at Walmart….and only a few weeks away…

Or is it that it is no-nut November? even though you broke that clause at 12:01 on Halloween night cuz those costumes just spoke to your soul…

We know, as men that nude or non nude is irrelevant when it comes to porn, like there are somethings you feel awkward jerking off to, like you know it is wrong to be jerking off to it, and you’re like why am I sexualizing this…like vacation pics of a girl on your FB who killed herself 5 years ago…or family photos…even weirder…but most of the time, if your content is gross trashy smut, clothed or not, we can get into it…

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Buy Marilyn Monroe’s Jew Shit…
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Crazy Kitchen
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Corgi of the Day
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Nikki Bella Pokies…
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Mrs Maisel Dead of Suicide…
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Deputy Slaps Old Guy…
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Jason Momoa Feeding a Bear with his Own Mouth..
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100 Recently extinct Animals
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Kim K as Reese Witherspoon as Legally Blonde is Terrifying..
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Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty and Not Hot – But Rich and Has a famous Mom –
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