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2019

04

Nov

Miley Cyrus Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus is bringing that smut, half naked for halloween, even though she’s always naked, so often it’s boring and all I can see is teeth, and not because of Vagina Dentata, but because of her teeth…bigger than the horse Billy Ray rode into Nashville on before releasing Achy Breaky and creating a legacy in slutty trashy bratty disney kids…like Miley…

Her on Halloween is less slutty than her on all days she posts to social media, cuz that whole being half naked thing does good things for her in terms of marketing.

The guy she is with isn’t a gay bestie, despite looking like a pit boy at the circuit parties with his shirt off….he is some popstar child star from Australia from about a decade ago. He was doing some bootleg Bieber shit at 12 years old on youtube and the Pedos in American entertainment scooped him up and made him a thing…that never fully broke….but he did fuck Gigi Hadid for 2 years before she was “famous” for doing nothing….

So now at 22, his whole life ahead of him, he chooses to stick his dick in a weathered and played out Miley. It must be a business move, you know to get him that celebrity he wanted from 12…but that never fully worked out…until now that he’s landed a super famous bitch to do all the press he needs to revive those fans that forgot him.

Be that rebound this bitch uses to make her ex husband Liam Hemsworth jealous as he fucks Sydney Sweeney in montreal – where they are both filming…after she already tried the rebound thing with Brody Jenner’s hooker fake wife, but I think that was more about helping a homie get a better deal out of MTV for Season 2 of The Hills…

All I know, is that I’ve been doing this celeb thing too long, I should know none of this, but spit it all off like it is fact, when I genuinely don’t care…I blame the internet…

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2019

04

Nov

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee and her rich as shit 75 year old music industry legend behind so many hit songs you know and love….are out on the beach showing off the d-list celebrity / american idol tits he bought in his retirement knowing that the older he gets, cuz he is pretty old, the more he’ll need a chick to take care of him, and I guess McPhee showed interest in the job, maybe hoping to take over the music industry with his catalog his kids will likely inherit, but she’s on her best behavior, can’t screw this up, not to mention the invaluable knowledge learned from eating the very asshole she has to wipe when changing his diapers will give her an inside edge…proving she’s more keen to win than all the rest…

Katharine McPhee, the Anna Nicole Smith graverobber of her generation, is in a bikini as she lives out the best job, being a wife to someone who will die in the next 10 years and who will make sure she is taken care of….not too much commitment like when you marry someone younger…

She’s Katharine McPhee, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with herself…she already did Reality TV…now is time to think about her actual future…

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2019

04

Nov

Liv Tyler Nipples and Lingerie of the Day

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Liv Tyler in lingerie for no apparent reason beyond empowering old ladies who like to feel sexy in lingerie despite knowing that they aren’t, but that their husbands will pretend they are, to make them feel about being old as shit, and because they appreciate the effort being put in, despite not appreciating the outcome of that effort, but the guilt of having an affair with multiple 20 year old sugar babies from the internet for inexpensive and one he met at the gym his wife clearly doesn’t go to with him, comes out when she tries to add spice to the relationship….usually he can compartmentalize it…

I remember Liv Tyler being a big deal in the 90s…

It was the 90s…

It is no longer the 90s…

Do the math….and figure out why this is wrong as you jack off to it…you sick fucks.

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2019

04

Nov

Leven Rambin Strips Down on the Side of the Road of the Day

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No one gives a shit about Leven Rambin, but maybe they will care if she pulls over in her ugly Land Rover Discovery to let the world know she likes Land Rover luxury, but can’t afford Landrover full sized leases….because no one gives a shit about Leven Rambin….but then again, she has rich parents, so maybe she got this car to make people think she’s struggling, so that they have sympathy for her…

I digress…No one gives a shit about Leven Rambin, but maybe if she films herself on the side of the road pulling off her pants they will.

Good logic I can get behind…but that I’d probably get arrested for if I did.

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2019

04

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Nudity Playing with her Pussy Cat of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is old as shit – in terms of being a woman you want to jerk off to – despite you jerking off to her – cuz you love vampire movies she starred in – and the fact she hasn’t rotted out….but is still hot….she knows how to work it.

She is not old as shit in terms of having a 20 year old daughter in College though, cuz I guess she was always a dick loving slut who liked her pussy filled with cum more than she liked abortions…so a lot of her mom friends are probably older than her and that probably makes her feel good about herself….but not as good as the feedback she gets from being slutty at 46 on social media – now that she has a direct line to the creeps who jerk off to her – likely creeps she has laughed at or was grossed out by but now find sweet cuz they stuck it out with her…

She is a rich, she grew up rich and in the industry, so this is just what rich and connected people do at 45 – when they are sluts.

Her dad was famous, he died when she was 5 and that gave her the daddy issues we need…to get behavior like this for the last 40 years of her life…so thanks for that Mr Beckinsale….sacrificing your life so that an empty shell of a woman can use her body to fill that void…

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2019

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day

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Kendall Jenner used her birthday as an excuse to post up all these nude photos of herself, you know cuz the Kardashians are clever and can use the whole “I’m in my birthday suit on my birthday” as a marketing hook to remind people they exist, how can we forget, they shove themselves down our throats more than black dicks have been shoved into ALL of the motherfuckers..including their dad’s new pussy….

I guess this is strategy to help sell product no one needs because top influencers push insane numbers to their online stores….selling shit to kids with access to their parents credit cards…but it could just be exhibitionism…as we’ve learned from social media than any and all of these people when given the platform….are all exhibitionists…

She is the hottest of the bunch, the skinny one who hasn’t raped her face yet as hard as the other muppets in her home….but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be taken out back and shot.

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2019

04

Nov

Olivia Culpo Sex Working of the Day

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I don’t understand the Olivia Culpo appeal.

She’s a pageant girl (trash) who got a following and is now a ‘fashion’ influencer…whatever…sounds like a fucking scam to me…

I don’t know what she pulled to get that big following on social media, probably a scam…digital marketing man, you can take a platform like Instagram and troll the algorithm to matter….it was way easier to do when this one started out this dream and is now coasting…

So she is now being taken for more than the Rhode Island bartender who fucks all the locals she was destined to be…because her egot had bigger white trash dreams like being the lowest level of celebrity….

That lead to Sports Illstrated SWIM photoshoots she’s still shooting or involved in cuz these are new pics of that…she didn’t let that relationship die knowing how relevant SI Swim was back when she was a kid 35 years ago…

Not to mention, it is a stamp of approval that gets her to all the sports events and gives the NFL players she tries to seduce some context when she follows them on IG and sends them provocative DMs, it gives her more validity, so they don’t think she’s like the 1000s of other girls hitting them up cuz they want that WAG life…living off the pro athlete money cuz the idiot knocked her up…she’s got more marketability…and I think it’s all pretty shit, but lucky for her I am not a decision maker, I have no impact on anything, no one listens to me….so she can go on with her scam unscathed.

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2019

04

Nov

Frida Aasen Pussy Print of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a Norwegian model who walked for Victoria’s Secret and now is showing her pussy print off in this fashion ad with tight leggings on.

We call it PUSSY definition because it define the pussy without giving too much of the pussy to potentially gross you out. Not that I get grossed out by pussy, not even stinky pussy….

I am like a feminist support group for pussy, a believer in all the greatness pussy of all shapes and sizes and colors and looks and designs and ability to be fisted they provide…and not that giving birth and keeping our species alive, that, along with periods is the worst thing a pussy can do…but making the feels good to stick my dick in…side of a pussy…that labia size doesn’t negatively impact.

But a lot of dudes are scared of pussy, creeped out by pussy, where a nice legging cameltoe is a soft sell to the pussy, cuz you know it’s there…without seeing every fold…a little mystery that’s not too graphic or vulgar for those who can’t handle it…

Here are some more pics from her pussy print photoshoot

Charlotte Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence, despite popular belief, is not actually Joey Lawrence’s daughter. Here are her hard nipples in a slutty instagram video of her deep throating pizza.

Suck that motherfucker’s dick like your mom did when being cast for the Drew Carey show before ending up on SCRUBS where she was busy sucking this girl’s father’s dick that I guess she accidentally spat up inside herself to create a young slut named Charlotte…

The funny thing about this girl doing the typical “my parents are rich and famous and I have instagram and want to be famous too” is that a portion of her fans are fans of her mom..from the Drew Carey show days and they see the resemblance…making her the fresher version of the weirdest fetish of 20 years ago…because I remember watching the Drew Carey show and never thought she was hot…but maybe I’m gay, or maybe I just know what hot girls are and the rest of you are fucking nuts…

Here she is on Halloween, as Uma Thurman

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Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW

2019

04

Nov

Kaia Gerber Squats of the Day

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Kaia Gerber looking like some kind of pre-mature preemie weirdo freak that was fed her mom’s prescription pills and occasional cocaine use when at her husband’s rich people drinking tequila from some tequila distillery they found when in Cabo doing rich Malibu people things…OH DIS.

I like skinny girls doing fitness with their skinny asses out, but she looks underdeveloped, from some mom being a stage parent and ensuring she stays hungry, never fat, she has a family legacy to live up to…

I guess she’s living in NYC taking the model thing serious in an attempt to do big things, like get a Victorias’ Secret contract for 1,000,000 dollars a year, you know doing that meaningful work you should be doing after being given that gift that is a rich as fuck family with resources to do anything, and by anything I mean squats for the perverts of the internet…dreams do come true…for the perverts more than the rich kids with no souls who will just end up dead of an overdose at some point or another…give it time…

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