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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Oct

Emma Rose Kenney Rub Down Erotica of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney doing some lymphatic massage rub down erotica, the way a lot of fat girls get “slim” without doing anything but laying like a holiday ham on a massage table. The only thing missing is the canned pinapple rings to make the bitch smell like an Ambrosia Salad..RIGHT?

I don’t know if Lymphatic massages will really deplete the body of evil toxins, but more likely will cause lymphatic cancer from trauma to the lymphatic system from some idiot snake oil salesman….but I guess that’s a way to lose weight too.

We an all agree that this massage would be more fun to watch if they were doing it from the inside out and not the other way around…

I’m talking wrist deep, but life is full of disappointments…

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2019

Oct

Chloe Sims Nip Slip of the Day

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Chloe Sims is some UK trash, who I assume is designed to play UK trash on the reality Towie that she is known for…Towie is a “real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way.” that takes place in essex…wherever the fuck that is…I’ve never seen it, but I can tell it’s about trash…

They also claim she’s 36 years old single mom is 36 years old, but she looks like a solid 65 with all the work she’s had done. It’s just one of those who the fuck knows what is what…

That face is fucking scarier than anything you’ll see on Halloween, making it Halloween everyday face…

She can also pull out tits for the paparazzi everyday, at least when she wants some attention…or to remind people she’s still here and that she’s still trash…

Whatever it is, it is very fucking gross.

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2019

Oct

Caroline Vreeland See Through Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland must have a rough time going through life always sucking the fuck in. Maybe it leads to strong abs from always being engaged, it’s just hard to see them under what looks like a gunt being sucked the fuck in….this must lead to hemorrhoids or a high tension anal sphincter that I assume is totally offset by all the large objects she puts in her ass as she tries to be relevant…and trust me bitch tries..even this see through bikini top – to show all her tits – is trying….they called the paparazzi and needed some viral story for DailyMail to pick up to add to her already bullshit story of trying to be famous as a singer..

She has been doing this for 6 years or more. She was early to IG and had massive tits but still didn’t hit. Which is so obscure…she must really be that uninteresting….

She uses all the tactics to get there, she goes to events, she uses a “famous” last name, she gets her tits out on the beach, she does slutty content, but despite the awesome and huge tits, which should be enough for her to get famous, she’s still just known for being the assistant of an influener who she mooches off daily….the plus 1 level…who wants so badly to be the one with the plus ones…

It must suck to be a girl with such big tits,an not actually make it….like you’re that bad even your tits can’t talk people into caring. FUNNY.

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2019

Oct

Ariel Winter Nip Slip of the Day

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I wouldn’t say that I’ve given up on the site, but I will say that I saw these Ariel Winter nipple flash pics on Friday afternoon, and said FUCK IT, I am not going to bother posting it, I’ll make you fuckers wait until Monday, or you’ve already seen them because I didn’t take them, but rather found them on the internet, and I’m not even into this pop culture shit, especially not Ariel Winter shit, who is only worthy of talking about in part cuz of her hit show, making her one of the last standing young sluts of network TV, but also worthy of talking about because she used to be school bus sized just 6 months ago, and due to surgeries or procedures…or her changing her “anti depressants” as she claims her weight loss is due to….is a far skinnier version of herself and thus a better version of herself…because fat, even when accepted and empowered is uglier than skinny….

That said, her tits have been rebuilt also…thanks to underage plastic surgery procedures available to people on TV…but still big..they survived being hacked up, they’ve survived the weightloss…but they can’t seem to figure out how to stay in her Playboy shirt…

I want to make it very clear that I still think Ariel Winter is gross, just better with a tit out than without.

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2019

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Saves Ocean With Her Surf Ass of the Day

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Aquawoman-saving the ocean one plastic bag at a time ?

A post shared by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 27, 2019 at 4:19pm PDT

Surfer turned instagram bikini booty, Anastasia Ashley, who has been doing this internet thing with her ass for a while now…and unlike all the fake bitches with the fake asses and fake faces….this ass comes from surfing….

She clearly still has what it takes as she brings what I consider to be the best Halloween video of the year….

I don’t do or care for superhero shit, it actually normally offends me, I’ve been bitching about Hollywood making these movies for CHINA before Scorcese did, but I do think humans are disgusting and killing the sea turtles with all their trash from shit they don’t even need…and I fucking love sea turtles…so we need to do what we can to save them…and if we can do that with hot asses in thong outfits…even better…

This is a great career move for her, Halloween or not, just taking on the job from instagram booty, to saving the world like some kind of activist, without being a cunt about it…..RID the ocean of single use plastics…one plastic bag at a time..all while using her superhero trident so that all you nerds can jack off to it and know it is real…weirdos.

The only conflict I have watching this, is that pollution makes human extinction far more likely, and I’m ready for that reset…cuz humans suck…but when there are wet round asses involved….I guess going on another day isn’t that bad…

Fun, Positive messaging without being a Social Justice Warrior…pretty solid.

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2019

Oct

Halloween Girl on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

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R2D2 Costume Fail

Fun Way to Wake UP

Drums Gets booed…

engine failure on a plane…

Road Rager of the Day…Goes down Racist Road….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I assume all the sluts went out for Halloween this past weekend, even though Halloween is later in the week, just that sluts are so eager you can only do Halloween before Halloween, if you do Halloween the weekend after Halloween, then you’re just too fucking eager.

I don’t leave the house – so I just don’t know…

I assume all the sluts went out in slutty costumes, and the peopele who fear the SJWs were out doing surveys before getting in costume to make sure their costume didn’t offend anyone, but instead of asking people of various cultures if they were offensive or offended, they turned to white college aged genderless weridos who are far too uptight to enjoy life, who were more than happy to dissect all the ways every single costume could offend…then there was the I don’t give a fuck bro, who for humor sake wore the most offensive costume for a laugh…who in 20 years when running for a position of government will regret it…thanks to all the digital archives of it for everyone to google, cuz google will still own the world in 20 years…and the comedy now will be sadness and shame later…and I think that’s great…Halloween is Great…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Breast Feeding YOGA…
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Zara Holland Lingerie Shoot…
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Wild Fire on Door Cam
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Cheerleader with Ass Out
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Jane Fonda Accepts BAFta while Being Arrested…
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Google Home – Secret Door….
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Jason Statham Good House…
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5 Scary Chicken Types…
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Lucky as Fuck
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Circus Bear Vs Trainer…
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Anti Circumcision Protestor Maces a dude…
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Dog on Motorbike
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Dude eats His Finger…
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Woman Hits Car – Hits Guy – escapes
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Slutty Workout Twerk Out…
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got stuck next to two bros talking about how good they are at making girls cum…or squirt or whatever while ordering their coffee…

I felt that whole dialog pretty queer, not just because they were getting mocha chinos, but it waslike they were trying to get jack off material from each other…you know GYM SHIT…

I got to thinking, there is no way any girl is cumming to these tight jean leather jacket wearing, 1920s hair, moustache rocking, hipster 8 years late on the trend motherfuckers…and that they were obviously faking it…

Like “fine I’ll go home with him, but only cuz I want to get laid and it’ll be refreshing and empowering to piss on him and let him think he’s a god a piss soaked god who thinks I just came on his face like his bff he’ll chat about this with at Starbucks tomorrow…”

I find it weird that people care if a girl fake orgasms. I don’t care if a girl even orgasms, I don’t ever want that, I don’t need to feel like a man who pleases a lady, or like she liked it, or like she was even there. I don’t need to be a hero…

I feel it’s not straight to want a girl to cum…but maybe I feel that way cuz I’ve only fucked women who are sleeping…the dryness adds friction…so I can feel….But even if you don’t fuck girls who nap, who cares if girls fake orgasms..let them have their moment, their oscar performance and be happy they are putting in that effort for your loser ass…. Also, it doesn’t make you a man if you care, it makes you look like you care about her needs like a little bitch…and if she doesn’t cum, maybe she’ll think there’s something wrong with her and keep coming back to you…girls like assholes, but most don’t like licking my asshole…

Here are some stepLINKS…

One Tooth Tweaker.
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Blowing Up Balloons is Slutty
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Girl in Thong Golf Swing
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Bella Thorne Bikini Dance…
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Crazy Witch
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The elvis biopic has a Priscilla and She is Hot…
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Josephine Skriver Thong – Cellulite
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Rat Cow Bikini
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Crashed Driver Pees on Firefighter
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Crazy Religious Lady…
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Karlie Kloss Nips in a Tight Dress..
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Dolly Parton Has a New Song
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Giant Art That Keeps Planes Quiet…
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Iskra Lawrence’s Ass…
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Rats in Cars
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Jessica Biel Fakes Not Knowing Much about N’Sync…
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Dumb Dad
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Drunk Neighbor Pulls Gun
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Mountain Goat Punching Bag
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Kaia Gerber – Day 51 of being 18 in Leggings…Working Out
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Sofia Richie Big Tits in a Bra
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Lohan Leaving a Hotel…
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Daisy Ridley in Leggings
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Bella Thorne – Leather Pants
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Taylor Hill at an event..
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Hilary Rhoda at an event…
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Lady Gaga Ass in Thong on stage
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Nicola Peltz Bra Top for Drake
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Bai Ling Tits Out…
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Kate Beckinsale & Lily Mo Sheen – Paparazzi
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Phoebe Tonkin Slutty Shoot..
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Stefanie Scott at an event…
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Joey King Walkin’
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Kim K Big
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits
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WhatsApp Leaked Porn
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Sex Moves of the Day
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Titty Bounce
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Vintage Nudes…
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Josephine Breasts…
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Sex on Ferris Wheel…
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Great Tits…
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Bitches Be Crazy..
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Slutty Laundry Day
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Spread Out Fat Ass
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Skater Girl on the Beach Tits Out
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Big Tits by the Pool
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Dirty Panty Hair Tie
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Public Pussy Play…
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Nice Flash Tits.
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Flashers on the plane…
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Weird Lawn Furniture…
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2019

Oct

Hot Chicks to Remind You To Get the Best extracts at the best price of the Day

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We have partnered up with topxxtracts.com a premiere site selling premiere extracts from plants that can save your fucking life…

We decided to take extracts and make them XXXtracts…if you know what I mean…

Not that this is x-rated but according to all the advertising platforms and social media platforms….it is…it’s really not even R-Rated…but it’s hot oiled up girls who look like they just rolled around in these tinctures, like they were making a fetish video in those tinctures…all while being in optimal health because they use holistic approaches to health but also because they get half naked….

Take a hint and scroll down to find the benefits of some of the best extracts available on the site – that you should BUY NOW…….try it out…you may like it…..

Kratom
Top Extracts offers the highest quality Kratom products, Kratom Capsules are quickly becoming one of the most popular forms of Kratom because of their convenience of use, you can also avoid the bad taste that some people complain about. They also offer Wholesale amounts and sample packs of capsules!
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Kava
Top Extracts offers the TOP Kava Extract in the marketplace right now. Kava is known throughout the Polynesian Islands as a relaxant due to its calming effects. It is used for stress and anxiety relief. These Kavalactones come from the roots of Piper Methysticum plants of Fiji.
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CBD
I mean really, need I say more? If you haven’t done any research on CBD and you suffer from something as simple as a headache or chronic pain, what the hell are you waiting for? CBD is legit, and Top Extracts offers igh-quality full spectrum whole-plant CBD oil extract from Industrial Hemp and is lab tested.
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Echinacea
Echinacea is a widely used and researched herb for its ability to raise the activity of the protective forces of the immune system. Optimal when taken at the first signs of an infection or imbalance, with cold and flu season starting it’s a good idea to have a bottle of this in your medicine cabinet, next to your methadone.
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Turmeric Capsules
Turmeric is one of the most effective herbals at our fingertips for supporting and regulating the body’s inflammatory response. If you’re getting older and starting to feel it in your bones, daily turmeric should bring you some relief and help reduce inflammation.
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Holy Basil
Holy Basil has been used in ancient traditional medicine, but in modern use it is a great adaptogen which helps support the ability to MANAGE STRESS. We all have our own ways of dealing with stress, do some research and see if Holy Basil is the right fit for your stress management.
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Lemon Balm
Lemon Balm is known to be soothing to the gastrointestinal tract, thus is an excellent digestive aid. It has also been used to combat viruses such as cold sores (HERPES??), and possesses antimicrobial activity additionally. Also I’ve heard a lot about Lemon Balm being a really great liver support and cleanser so if you have fatty liver like me, consider this tincture.
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The Sleep Tincture
Top Extracts has put together a blend of 6 of the top herbs used for inducing sleep and supporting a more robust sleep cycle. Get a better night’s rest and wake up feeling refreshed with our Sleep tincture blend.
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2019

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s old BOTOX face looks nice and mangled as all these idiots try to extend their careers past 30…but you should see her pussy….it’s had two kids and dick to establish a career in the first place…for a brand that financed Jeff epstein….Victoria’s Secret.

She’s hardly done any other work with any other brand…

But she has taken these dramatic pics of her holding her tits to show off her lipstick in black and white cuz she’s got depth, just ignore the fact she was a promo model for a mainstream brand that manufactures in sweat shops that destroy the environment and economy….by doing all off shore…in a Make China Rich…

Trash..

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