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2024

18

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Adjusting her Dress of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is the hot chick from Big Bang Theory, who we have made fun of for killing John Ritter on 8 Simple Rules, the sacrifice she made to the Hollywood overlords to get her into a shitty sitcom that appeals to the masses in ways I can’t understand, but that had her making over 100,000,000 dollars her last two seasons of the show. It was fucking crazy.

She’s gone onto live on a farm, breed herself on her farm, rescue animals on her farm, which sounds like a fucking dream to me. That farm life, surrounded by amazing animals, giving them all another chance, is probably more fulfilling than making shit canned laughter jokes for the Hollywood machine, making that whole comedic smut she was involved in worth it because it’s doing some good for the animals of the world.

I respect that in this era of degeneracy….it makes her far hotter than before because anyone who takes care of animals is a fucking hero, better when they have tits.

I like to hate on celebrities that are helping ruin the fabric of our nation with their self involved narcissitic excessiveness pretentious bullshit…not rich bitches who save animals….

Anyway, in being a rich as fuck country girl with her own farm, she’s out here producing some erotic farmer daughter content in some country dress that you can assume was for her man, to get him to come in her after chopping wood, or tending to the sheep or fucking the chickens or some shit….

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2024

18

Mar

Sami Sheen Washes her Asshole of the Day

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Sami Sheen is the rich as fuck, industry connected daughter of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. That means, she’s Martin Sheen’s grand daughter and has a legacy in the Hollywood machine going back over 50 years.

SO it’s weird to see her exploiting herself on social media, or on OF selling exclusive content…which makes you think the dad gives her no money and she’s forced to fend for herself, or she was sexually molested as a child like most sex workers who sexualize themselves for money, or she was raised by hookers and porn chicks and this monetization strategy isn’t just normal, but encouraged….

In this video she is in the shower washing the shitty ass smell you all want on your faces after a good ass eating….making you mad….

Or maybe she’s cleaning her pussy from the smells of vaginitis, or whatever that bacterial infection that causes the pussy to smell in ways that make you puke instead of making you cum.

Either way, she’s prepping herself for something, like a porn star getting an enema before anal day….which is all so disappointing because I like things to unfurl naturally..without the implementation or diversion of soap and hygiene.

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2024

18

Mar

Perrie Edwards Strips Out of her Jean Shorts of the Day

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Perrie Edwards was in Little Mix, which is a huge girl group that I am sure sucks harder than they individually suck dick, you know the sum of the parts are greater than the individual sucking. They are out of the UK, potentially from the same season of X Factor that created One Direction and they have insane fans.

I like to blame Willa Holland’s mom I called a whore for the official deletion of my twitter, but no one gives a fuck about a woman who fucked Brian De Palma and around the same time that I got deleted, the Little Mix fans were being fucking mental about a post I did on one of their members and were reporting the twitter account in retaliation.

I don’t remember what I posted about one of their members, but they went fucking nuts and the account got deleted…..So naturally, I’m happy to see that Perrie Edwards is back, even though I don’t use twitter thanks to those monsters…that I should legitimately thank those monsters for, because social media may make people rich, but it’s a fucking cancer.

Anyway, the 30 year old Little Mix star named Perrie seems to be releasing a new tune, because everyone with a fanbase realizes there’s money out there in music thanks to Taylor Swift.

Her song has a little Country twang to it, because everything has gone country, and that’s a good thing as someone who has loved country for many many years, even if it’s exploitative and happening from someone from the UK, with is ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY.

In promoting the new song, the mom of 1, married to a professional soccer player, is in a bikini, strips out of her jean shorts, shows off her fat mom ass, and the fans go wild.

It’s good enough marketing to me.

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2024

18

Mar

Victoria Justice’s Bra Out Promoting her Music of the Day

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A few weeks ago Victoria Justice put out a video on her instagram wearing this outfit, that I was going to post, probably didn’t post, because I thought it was a sheer bra with visible nipples, and it seems it was an optical illusion and that offended me at the time.

As it turns out, the Nickelodeon star has decided that it is her time to shine again, since she’s been pretty invisible the last few years. I don’t know if she’s done anything since her hit show created Ariana Grande besides appeal to the perverts who would obsess over Victoria Justice’s fitness gear or bikini pics as they do.

Like every other capable singer and dancer out there, they’ve seen Taylor Swift’s billion dollar tour and think they can capitalize on that hype for their own personal gain because Taylor Swift isn’t all that impressive, but she has the minds, hearts and wallets of every idiot.

I think they are all back on the scene because they’ve realized there is money to be made in tours, but in order to get to that point, they need albums and songs to brainwash the audience to buy into.

So VJ, which is my nickname for her that reminds me of what I call a vagina, is running around doing really lame lyric videos to generate the buzz….and the BRA isn’t even showing off her nipples….she should re-strategize.

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2024

18

Mar

Cardi B Has her Titties Out of the Day

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I may have forgotten that Cardi B existed, maybe I just blocked her out of my mind because I don’t like surrounding myself with that kind of trash, you know that rich and ghetto trash perpetuating degeneracy. Every time she speaks it goes straight to the pit of my stomach like a power tool grinding metal, no matter how naked her jacked up body is. I just can’t connect to it.

I prefer actually trash that turns to degeneracy because it doesn’t have any other options, and it typically is classier and easier to stomach than anything that Cardi B has put out.

I was actually shocked that the entertainment industry allowed her WET ASS PUSSY song to become a thing back during COVID, where everyone was jumping onto the WAP train, even little kids, like it wasn’t vile and offensive, not that wet ass pussies are vile and offensive, there is just a way to package them that’s a little less vile and offensive.

I don’t get offended by much, but Cardi B offended me…and the fact that her shit wasn’t censored while everyone was being censored at the time…made me think she was an industry plant being used to distract and destroy the fabric of our nation.

The feminist agenda bought into WET ASS PUSSY and decided it was a feminist anthem, intellectualizing degeneracy whether it’s WET ASS PUSSY, Incest Porn, or Fat Chicks as Bikini models, or that whole transgender thing, is what they do…..and the whole thing was fucking enough for me to TUNE THE FUCK OUT…

Well, today I saw that Cardi B still exists, had her nasty tits with giant nipples out on Social Media, because obviously she would…and it’s a terrible reminder that Cardi B is a thing…but I guess it’s better to be reminded of a bitch with the tits, feeling herself up and shaking those tits for the camera, than not.

I guess she’s got new music, new shit to promote, new money making schemes, more kids to ruin the impressionable minds of….

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2024

18

Mar

Dakota Jade is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t think she’s related to Dakota Johnson….who I guess is now Dakota Johnson because she married the singer of Coldplay who she’s creepily been dating for many years….but they do have the same first name and that’s gotta mean something….I just don’t know what…other than that Dakota makes for a pretty solid porn name, I guess we know what Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson were thinking back in the coke fuelled 80s when they named her….

Check out this body, it’s like way too much estrogen bouncy castle of womanhood who probably really likes baked goods and I don’t know if that’s hot…but I like baked goods and tits that are big enough to ignore the rest of the fatness….you just focus in on them and the rest blurs itself out like those memories from childhood of being abused by your teacher who selected you because they knew you were poor and had no one at home sober enough to cry to or to believe you….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

18

Mar

Trinityy Raine is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know if Trinityy Raine is the kind of Raine you want spraying down your chin after a storm, but I’ve been pissed on by worse.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

17

Mar

Alessandra Portaluppi is the Instagram Of The Day

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Alessandra Portaluppi

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like every St Patty’s day, I am going to get to a bar, post up and drink until I can’t walk…hoping to find a midget chick I can dress up like a leprechaun to have sex with while it does an Irish Jig at least once in my life. You know, to make my St Patty’s day complete…instead of just ending up with fat vile trash forgotten in the bar after a day of drinking…that no one has come to claim because they don’t realize they lost her, or they are glad they lost her and hope she doesn’t sniff her way back home.

Or I won’t participate in St Patty’s day, because participating in things if for summer camp losers and I prefer to stare at the fucking wal…

Either way, I hope you find a midget to paint green and fuck…you deserve it.

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Almost Died (GIF)
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Charli XCX – 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills
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Man with a whole lot of money gives a shoebox full of money to a security guard
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Pack Of Wild Dogs Attack And Strip A Guy Sitting On The Sidewalk
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Kristen Stewart in Sexy Stockings!
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China’s response to possible TikTok ban in the US
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Observing everyday objects under an electron microscope
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Tereza Petržilková is a Runner!
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Katie Sigmond at the Driving Range!
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Pauline Tantot shows us her incredible bikini body in the Maldives
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Reason why scorpion venom is so expensive
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Emily Ratajkowski … with a revealing dress and sideboob!
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Amber Rose Wants to Smash Tucker Carlson!
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Ukrainian Track Star Yuliia Levchenko Goes for a Ski!
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Stupid people failing badly at work
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Alexandra Daddario – fishnet top with bra for Dior
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Hearing impaired Female Taxi Driver Assaulted By Deranged Customer
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STEALING AN ATM
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Some of the best driving skills ever
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Nazanin Mandi Cleavage at the Elton John’s Academy Awards Viewing Party!
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Emily Psarras Arizona Track Star!
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Gigi Hadid – Lleaving her apartment in New York City
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Sydney Sweeney – 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kristen Wiig – The Hollywood Reporter
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Celeste O’Connor – Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere in New York
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Whoops (GIF)
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Bianca Censori See Through at Vultures 2 Listening Party!
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Horrors of Modern Pornography
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Samanta Lily Breasts Up Close
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Molly Evans Paradise Kitchen XL Girls
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Friend’s wife blowjob after getting high
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Hot Babe Muirina Fae Via Playboy
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MONSTER Naturals (GIF)
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Jet Ski Pussy
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Three Naked Girls Cooking Together!
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Jewel Wake Up F1lthy Exploited College Girls
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Nude Pics of renee Olstead
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THE SLUT WITHIN
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Britney Spears in all her nude and sexy Instagram posts
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Big Boobie Babe Empathy via Suicide Girls
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18 Year Old Prodigy
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Explore the World of Heavy Fetish: Embrace Your Deepest Desires!
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Dancing in a Nightie!
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Sexy Elves in a Deep Dark & Dangerous Dungeon
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Scandalous Leaked Pics: Ashley Benson & Cara Delevingne Bare All!
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Clear Dildo in Ass
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Asian chick ends up in the worst porn scene of her life
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Thayana Babyy Bust Down Thayana Bust Down Bang Bros
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Simon Kitty in Make It Grow!
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She Blows
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Sensory Overload: The Intensity of Sensory Play in Heavy Fetish
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Big Titty Chick Natasha Tikhomirova via Mr Skin Celebs
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Busty Anabelle Via Wowgirls
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Filmed For Her Boyfriend
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Duplex Billiard Fan (Sex Game)
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Britney & Kelsey Lets All Cum Together ExCoGiGirls
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Girl Showing Off Pussy!
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Annita’s nipples and thong in seethrough dress at the Oscar’s party
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When Daria Met Jenni Noble!
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2024

15

Mar

Stella Hudgens Mixes Up the Holidays of the Day

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The big news is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked by her her baseball playing husband, people seemed to really care about that news item, which is pretty sad that their lives are influenced by that kind of nonsense…..like a High School Musical bitch being bred by a dude who dropped his seed in her after nutting even though nuts and seeds are apparently a different food group.

Anyway, I guess it’s frazzled and confused Stella Hudgens because she’s out here posting Valentine’s Day content on St Patty’s day….OFFENSIVE…but only because there is a lack of butthole!

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