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2024

15

Mar

Brie Larson Does her Best Leprechaun of the Day

I guess it is St Patrick’s Day this weekend, because people are all dressed up for St Patrick’s day because they are a gang of fucking assholes.

I don’t know if this Brie Larson paying tribute to her Irish roots, because the plaid is usually something you equate to the Scottish, but since I find her an unappealing troll of a woman, I’m running with it and saying she’s being a creepy fucking leprechaun…after you steal its pot of gold…which clearly Brie Larson stole, pulling some kind of witch craft scheme that has tricked or brain washed you all to think she’s hot, talented and that she matters.

She is the Taylor Swift of the Hollywood Machine, but at least Taylor Swift writes her own shitty songs I can’t believe people like at the level they like it….because actors are far more useless than musicians.

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2024

15

Mar

Salma Hayek Silver Tits in her Silver Years of the Day

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Salma Hayek is in a silver dress, because she’s old as shit, in her silver years, but she’s married to a rich fuck, so I guess it’s probably a platinum dress, it’s more expensive. Not to mention, her rich husband owns all the designer brands, so she gets the special treatment.

She is laying in what looks like packing peanuts.

We can either assume that she’s paying tribute to her being human trafficked to her billionaire husband after being human trafficked to the Hollywood industry via Mexico…BORDER patrol…

Or she’s a robot that the husband had built in her image that he sends around to events, while the real Hayek is dead in the basement after one of their fights. It’s self preservation, they need to keep up appearances and pretend that the original Hayek is alive, because otherwise they’ll know he did it. It’s always the husband.

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2024

15

Mar

Madison Beer Stripper Stance of the Day

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Madison Beer doesn’t need to turn to sex work with her social media influencer status. I don’t call it sex work, I call them whores, so when you see me write sex work, I am being sarcastic.

She was lucky enough to build up her youtube following thanks to a mom with a Justin Bieber dream and knew how to produce content to the perverts of the internet, so that the girl could get a huge following and the mom could sell her to Bieber with a record deal.

So she now tours and produces music for her record deal, but she probably doesn’t have to because of the YT money she made at the right time in YT….

But the point of the story is that she didn’t have to sell pics of her asshole on OF to her fans and followers, because she was early to the fake follower hustle, back when having millions of followers meant something….

Anyway, she’s in concert doing a standard stripper move, showing ass, no shit stain.

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2024

15

Mar

Julia Fox Gets Her Titties Grabbed of the Day

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I am randomly FB friends with Julia Fox, probably from A LOT time ago since I don’t use FB…

You have to remember that there was a time in every opportunistic, self promoting, NYC scenester’s life where she wasn’t as famous as she is now. She wasn’t in Adam Sandler movies. She wasn’t dating Kanye West. She wasn’t going to all the fashion parties or walking the streets for the paparazzi.

She was probably just suckin the right dick in bottle service and somehow I saw that talent in a recommended FB friend list and said “let me request that girl, she’s going places”.

Anyway, she’s still around, arguably trying harder than ever to build off her popularity that she’s finally hit, because she’s always got her tits out in some level of desperation and I like tits, even the sloppy attention seeking ones.

What I find funny about these pics she posted to FB is that they didn’t get deleted for being pornographic, but more importantly, that she’s letting dudes, likely gay dudes manhandle her tits for a pic, because people are still titty obsessed and even fags want to grab a tit when it comes along.

So the same kind of girl who would cry “men are toxic and objectify me for my tits”, or the same kind of girl who will “MeToo” any straight dude who grabbed her tit if there was some way to leverage that for her personal gain, is out here advertising that she lets it go down….

Yes, she’s creepy and demonic looking.

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2024

15

Mar

Tiffany Stratton is Potentially Nude of the Day

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Wrestling bros are some of the weirdest dudes alive. They are stunted adults who haven’t grown out of their childhood obsession with one of the weirdest sports to be into, since it’s fake….but WWE fans are fucking mental, loyal and insane…it’s weird.

Sure, there’s some athleticism to the whole wrestling thing, which I why I’ll still consider it to be a sport, even though it’s not really regulated and everyone involved is on steroids and more stunt work or dancing….

The childish storylines that tap into the brains of the borderline retards or the children it is designed for is what I don’t like about the whole adult wrestling fan. Good guy vs Bad guy ridiculousness.

I do appreciate that they started integrating 90s Florida stripper looking women they recruited at the gym as part of their whole marketing strategy. They called them the Diva and it made the man on man playing make-belief a LITTLE less queer.

Anyway, Trish Stratton just made it to the full WWE roster, which I guess is a big deal.

I’ve never heard of her, since I’m a grown up and I don’t really pay attention to the WWE insanity, even if I should…but the internet is saying these are some of her nudes, which I guess is on brand for the whole stripper look the WWE girls have.

I don’t believe anything I read on the internet, so it’s probably not her, just AI….

It’s also a good way to hype up her celebrity, since people like nudes.

It’s also pretty fucking ripped looking, which is terrifying to most straight men who don’t get down with bodybuilding looking fitness model chicks, no matter how impressive their musculature may be, it’s not really something they want to fuck or jerk off to….but I think WWE fans, as retarded as they are, can jerk off to anything, like retards in public have proved for generations…

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2024

15

Mar

Britney Spears Recycled Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Britney Spears posted the video version of her naked on the beach with a caption that reads:

So you see the pics are real … the video is a little blurry though

I don’t think anyone doubted the pics were real, we saw them the first time she posted them about 4 fucking years ago, and we’ve seen them posted consistently, almost monthly ever since.

The question is never whether they are real or not, this isn’t some Kate Middleton dying in her BBL surgery forcing the Royal Family to release AI pictures of a bitch….

The question is more about whether Britney Spears even exists, or is she already killed off because she became a liability in that whole Free Britney movement, which really was most likely nothing to do with her and everything to do with calculated viral media hype all part of the bullshit show that is distracting the mindless retards of the world with useless noise….

So is Britney Dead, is she institutionalized, is she really free…because being free would probably include doing fun things with all that money she’s got…not recycling shitty nudes….even if she’s locked away in her prison mansion, take new nudes if you’ve actually got access to your phone.

This going back to old content is just fucking odd….but I’ll keep posting it with her gapped tooth she never had before because this is NOT the Britney we know…cuz she’s nude.

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2024

15

Mar

Audry Adames is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Audry Adames and I don’t think she’s related to that actress Amy Adams, but you NEVER know.

I am not a geographer, but I think the flag in this girl’s bio is from the Dominican Republic.

She has 550k followers and I am sure some of them are real people because of her giant tits. Real people love giant tits.

She obviously has an ONLYFANS account, because why the fuck wouldn’t she based on the kind of content she’s putting out to the big titty fetishists out there.

Sure, she gives fat chick using filters vibe, but dudes jerk off to Hentai or Anime, so i don’t think they care about digitally manipulated images as much as Kate Middleton conspiracy theorists, since this is all just one big fantasy to them, knowing very well that they’re not leaving their basement apartment to pay this girl to fuck.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

15

Mar

Anna is the Instagram Of The Day

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Anna’s instagram bio reads “Everything is better with pizza”…

Based on the pictures, that sounds about right, you like it’s her life philosophy and main focus that she takes SUPER fucking seriously…

I mean she is Italian…and well, the pizza fuels the tits and the tits fuel the social media presence…so without pizza…would Anna even exist.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Life without TikTok means that most people will not know what to do with themselves, so we can only hope they sign-up to “creator” sites to monetize their asses. .

I mean we are obviously surrounded by so many whores. It’s the first nice day here, at least before the chemtrails took over the sun, but for a while it was the first nice day here and I saw all kinds of slutty things…

There was a girl with fat tits and tiny tight bodies rocking a tank top in the winter, it was crazy tits spilling out everywhere and she seemed mad I was staring…bitch can’t get mad at me for staring, because if they hate it so much, they shouldn’t wear their tits out, they can just mastectomy….like Olivia Munn….

Then I saw a woman crying on the street, saying either “your dad is dying” or “your dog is dying”….something was trying and it was pretty depressing, but a great opportunity to try to cheer her up by staring at her tits…..

Then there was a skinny girl doing a full photoshoot in a mini skirt on a picnic table for some dude, I wanted to ask her if she needed any back-up dancers, you know some extras who are now called BACKGROUND actors because extras is discriminatory or racist against people with extra chromosomes….I want to be the background star of the whore photoshoot….

Then there were leggings…so many leggings…eggings are fascinating because they’ve been normalized, girls walking around cunt and asshole out, like it’s not salacious or scandalous, or racy, or perverted…..Picking up kids at the daycare, buying energy drinks at the grocery store, walking the dog….just fully showing off their entire bod lower body for dudes like me to see where the thighs gap and the pussy lip meets the ass crack….total exhibitionism without them even knowing it…

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2024

14

Mar

Margot Robbie’s Panty Flash in the Car of the Day

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Margot Robbie looks about 55 years old. She says she’s in her early 30s, but we know how Fat Amy dialled back her age and got caught, it’s safe to assume Robbie did the same.

I did understand her hype in the Wall Street Wolf movie. She was naked, she was unknown to America, she was at her prime.

I never understood her hype since the Wall Street Wolf movie.

They managed to ride that wave hard and was one of the highest paid actresses of the year because of Barbie….so she’d probably argue that she’s at her prime now, proving that financial gain is not indicative of prime, because her prime was before her money started flowing….

I saw a side-by-side picture of her from 10 years ago, her face was that of a different person, her face now is that of a 55 year old mom going through a divorce to jack herself up into the dating scene. The difference, dramatic, must be that Australian hole in the ozone.

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