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2024

13

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Green Swimsuit of the Day

Sofia Vergara is in the St Patrick’s state of mind as she’s rockin’ her green bathing suit….with her big old lady mom tits all squeezed out of the bathing suit to make them look like they have better elasticity than the average old lady big tits because she’s high class, rich and famous…don’t you know.

The fake accent, or at least the played up accent Vergara is a celebrated set of 50 year old tits, so celebrated her ex is still playing with their fetuses at the fertility clinic that she wants destroyed….pussy that good you block the destruction of the FETUS so that YOU can breed her….is wearing an age-appropriate suit, which I respect and find decent of her, because too many old ladies, even the fat, sloppy apron belly rockin’ ones take WAY too much liberity in their swimsuit choices thanks to social media making everyone an exhibitionist asshole….who shows their asshole any chance they get.

Unfortunately, Vergara is not showing her asshole….because I’d like to see how brown or bleached it is and whether it’s had a moderate amount of anal sex, or a lot of anal sex, seeing as she’s a catholic….or just a digestive issue causing anal fistulas…you know…because I’m interested.

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2024

13

Mar

Olivia Munn Cut Her Cancer Titties Off of the Day

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As it turns out, this bitch will do anything for attention.

Whether it’s hopping on the #MeToo bandwagon and targeting power players in the industry she likely humored, led-on and even invited and creeped on for work….only to turn on them.

Whether it’s hiring an MMA trainer in the city her COMIC BOOK BLOCKBUSTER movie she once scammed herself onto….hoping her efforts would get her cast in the sequel due to media pressure.

Whether it’s being a TV host for nerds who manipulated the minds of the nerds in efforts to go mainstream…..

Now it’s a Titty Cancer diagnosis…despite having spent all of last week at the Oscars….being industry and exclusive, since even Cancer patients deserve a good time, it’s some MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION for an opportunistic schemer bullshit….

She is posting this for ATTENTION, that’s the ONLY reason anyone who isn’t raising money for their treatment would post this SHAMELESS ATTENTION seeking content. The video is the best in the whole series of SPOONY tears. That video seems like an audition for a Soap Opera, keep that shit to yourself, you don’t need to perform for the cameraman you fake fuck twat…

Cancer may not be fun, but it can be milked for all it is worth and it’s so shocking how many people have been getting cancer these days, it’s almost like there’s something in the water, the sky or the medications they took….

So despite disliking Olivia Munn and all she represents, thinking she’s hardly as hot as she thinks she does, titty cancer sucks because it’s an attack on the titty and I love titty…even if the host body is pile of dog shit.

Without her tits, will people still care?

Now some CANCER DIAGNOSIS porn for the people who don’t like commitment, so they target the palliative care ward….or the people who are insecure that they target sick women too weak to cheat on them and so sick they need them to take care of them….

UPDATE: I am also surprised that Olivia Munn has tit CANCER not CUNT CANCER since she’s such a giant cunt!

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2024

13

Mar

Ariana Grande Panty Flasher of the Day

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I would fancy myself a Panty Raider, probably an amateur not a professional Panty Raider, but a Panty Raider nevertheless, because I think panties are exciting, especially when I get to say the word panty over and over and over until the women who hate the word panty because it makes them cringe explode.

But Ariana Grande creeps me out. She was at the Oscars talking in baby talk, playing up some infant fetish to the weirdos who created her I am sure, you know a tribute if you will…and I found it unsettling….because she’s unsettling…

I’ll still look at the panties, but she makes life as a panty fetishist a little challenging with her weirdness that comes with the panties, as you imagine coming on the panties..

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2024

13

Mar

Melanie Pavola is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Melanie and she’s a Fashion Nova partner, which is in her bio, because to some people that’s a status symbol…like they’ve made it to the top of the THOT food chain where they get to help billion dollar instagram brands make even more money because they feel like they are part of a club…

It started with Skinny Teas and probably won’t be going anywhere too fast, if anything, I should jump on that train and exploit willing women to promote me, I figure they sell losers their ONLYFANS, why not sell losers on this site right here….

Maybe I should change my approach of making fun of half naked influencer, to worshipping them like the guys in their comments…

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2024

13

Mar

Becky Hudson is the Instagram Of The Day

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Is she human?

Or is she sex doll?

At a certain point, the sex dolls are more realistic than the instagram pictures that have been edited so hard they are cartoons.

I’m not saying BECKY HUDSON edits her photos, this could be all natural….

What you’d get from her if you ran into her in the grocery store where she was buying large objects to fuck on her onlyfans…at least that’s what you’d assume she was doing if you saw her at the grocery store dressed in any of these outfits…because you are an asshole who objectives and stereotypes women who look like this….not that she actually looks like this…it could very likely be internet CGI shit…

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2024

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As annoying as all the Ukrainian propaganda has been over the last year, which isn’t to say that you shouldn’t have your flags, hate Russia, send all your tax dollars to Ukraine, it’s just to say that to someone who doesn’t give a fuck about wars in other countries, it’s a pretty boring conversation to constantly have…

So as annoying as that Ukrainian bullshit is, I am all for the Ukrainian refugees filling up our communities thanks to Canada importing them, because seeing their hot Ukrainian asses in leggings at the grocery store, speaking their crazy language….or seeing them in their tight low cut shirt, all big tits hanging out, speaking their crazy language….I am all for brushing my dick up on them as they pick out their Brussel sprouts that they plan to buy with the money the government has been giving them to subsidize their Canadian lives….

If only my dick was big enough to dick slap them in line at the cash….because I’d be able to convince them early in their Canadian stay that dick slaps in grocery store line-up is how we do things in these parts…you know NEW culture, WHO THIS?!

The world needs more unsolicited dick slaps. The ladies of the internet are so mad at unsolicited dick pics, but dick pics don’t really have that much lasting impact, it’s just a fucking picture, and a picture may say 1000 words, it doesn’t equal one unsolicited experience.

It’s like that song, let’s give them something to cry about….if they’re reaching so deep to cry about dick pics….make it easier on them by giving them an actual human experience to cry about…or complain about…those fucking whiners…

It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

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2024

12

Mar

Selena Gomez Huge Tits in a Red Dress of the Day

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No, Selena Gomez is not wearing a helmet, that’s just the shape of her giant round head. I don’t know if it is caused by the LUPUS that hasn’t killed her or stopped her from being an alcoholic, despite only having on functioning kidney.

I guess when you harvest organs from groupies or opportunists thanks to her level of fame and fortune, you can basically blow out all your organs and swap them out at your discretion.

As it turns out, the fat fucking tank of a woman has grown out her tits, possibly at one of her surgeries where she doubled down with New Kidney, New Tits, New me….but it could just be overeating as her gunt would suggest.

The nice thing about the chipmunk who clearly has been storing up all the nuts for the cold winter ahead, has found love through some other fuzzy fucking pervert who looks like he’s a hybrid animal/human as well….either rat or ape…or a mix of both.

Maybe they are from the same cloning lab that clearly didn’t anticipate this kind of titty development, it’s like straight out of the ATTENTION Walmart shopper who has been raised on junk food, hormones in her food, chemicals in her water, on disability with the giant tits due to the obesity…..and you love it.

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2024

12

Mar

Denise Richards in Lingerie of the Day

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Denise Ricahrds reminds me of the meme that reads “Ok Granny, let’s get you to bed”….

It’s one of those, granny’s too old and demented to really know what the fuck is going on, so she just runs with it until someone who cares about her, like her grandson stops her before she goes too far….

Only in Denise Richards’ case, she’s gone to far because we’ve all been exposed to her mangled, frankenstein, cut off and put back on nipple that looks like a horror movie monster, ATTACK OF THE SQUARE SCARRED NIPPLE….

That should have been kept under wraps….

The too old for ONLYFANS proving that she’s not too old for ONLYFANS, and that at any age you can exploit the wallets of loser fans if you’ve got fans using shitty old lady sexts.

I think she would have done fine if she just posted BTS pics from her Wild Things era, pretending it is recent, but the sickos out there want recent pics of her because fandom is confusing and involves freaks wanting to feel like they are aging out with the girl…

It’s a crazy world…now get Granny to bed.

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2024

12

Mar

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Nipple Flash of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a lesbian, I think she’s so lesbian that she’s scheduled to marry her current lesbian lover, because either the pussy eating is just that good that it cancels out anything a dick can do, or maybe she’s just into knitting. Lesbians love knitting.

I’m not saying that all chicks need cock, some have broken vaginas that can’t take any cock at all and have to commit to the clit game….

I am just saying that it’s not biologically sound that lesbianism is something a girl is born with, it’s gotta be some learned behavior or fluoride in the water, because by definition it’s a species ending sexual preference…

Sure, lesbians make babies with sperm they get off craigslist, which is celebrated more than when I mail women my semen in hopes they impregnate themselves. I’m out here trying to create a master race in my image fuckers…and it’s NOT working so well.

But if a lesbian still has a baby, what’s the point of being a lesbian, just a hatred of men, cock or a love for tits and pussy eating…

It’s beyond my mental capacity, but I will say that if a lesbian nipple is exposed, does it make a sound, since technically you can’t suck on it due to your penis, since lesbians discriminate and aren’t inclusive….or does it make even more of a sound, because it triggers the competitive nature of men, seeing lesbians as the ultimate challenge in pussy seduction…..

I figure since it’s Kristen Stewart’s nipple it makes a sound to all the twilight nerds out there….but also since it’s Kristen Stewart’s nipple, it’s not that interesting because I don’t find her hot since I’m not a twilight fan….yet the nipple still outfit for attention prevails…thanks to the nipple.

Turns out she wore this outfit with the nipples to the late night Colbert show, which didn’t make it more interesting – PICS HERE

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2024

12

Mar

Kendall Jenner in Black Lingerie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is the least disgusting Kardashian, which in a lot of ways is like saying she’s the least disgusting herpes scab on the prostitutes labia, but the truth is there is a scale to those herpes scabs and some are 90 percent healed, barely contagious, while others are gaping sores, possibly infected, by either getting caught in a zipper or from a lack of hygiene despite the nature of their business of fucking strangers for money…..which would probably benefit from good hygiene even if you’re working on the lower end of the pricing for that kind of service due to your drug addition and mental health…

So like herpes scabs, the Kardashians go from Kendall to Khloe and each holds their position in between. Sure, all are rich and influential vendors able to make billion dollar businesses overnight thanks to social media following, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t disgusting, if anything that makes them more disgusting…

But skinny, solid hipped, Kendall in this teddy, reminding me of some 1960s or earlier pin-up porn is fine, especially when in the taking a shit in the woods position….

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