Charli XCX is the biggest thing of all time, or at least of the summer, because that is what happens when you don’t give up and you keep your tits going as long as you can, taking on every opportunity you have to make hit songs.

That’s not to say she didn’t have hit songs before, I didn’t know she had hit songs before because I am out of touch, and I thought this was the mall-brand popstar who I thought only toured malls because I forgot she existed all those years ago….when she did already have hit songs…

I like the narrative to be more along the lines of sucking the devils dick at some human sacrifice sex party in the tunnels under the Hollywood Hills…but it more likely has to do with a lazy minded, self-involved audience who just follow the same people for decades instead of looking for more inspiring shit.

Her song is quoted by the politicians, but the internet, the word brat is back in the mix and ever drone hive mind retard and their moms are excited by it.

She still has tits, has a bit of an AMY WINEHOUSE face, does a little gothic hipster weirdness, but also whores out a little for the clicks…so here’s her ass in a thong…because it’s Thursday and we like assholes behind thongs….

If you’re going to be a popstar who benefits from all the perks of being a popstar, you might as well show us THONG….

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