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2019

07

Oct

Caroline Vreeland Naked and Sucking It In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is some LA scenester with MONSTER tits….but a weirdly shaped body that without the tits would remind you of your old uncle.

She has been trying to get famous for as long as the internet was invented…I’ve been following her on social media over the years because of the MONSTER TITS, but I actually never see her in my feed, that damn Algorithm is fucking up these girls and their dreams…

Anyway, she’s managed to leverage a relative’s name, which is rumored to be a very BIG name in the fashion world, like her distant relative was a high up editor of Vogue, like Anna Wintour of today’s generation….

So this is like Anna Wintour’s “great grand daughter’s cousin by marriage’s sister” – started going to fashion shows and events with her influencer BFF as the plus 1 pulling her tits out on social media and as the plus 1 in the paparazzi pics – Finally got into magazines cuz the hustle finally worked, I guess…irrelevant for some reason getting some relevance…with the tits out…

It’s a time to celebrate by staring at these huge tits.

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2019

07

Oct

Halsey Spread in her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t believe in Halsey, I think she’s as fake as her fucking tits…which are fake, we saw them when they happened cuz more bikini pics started happening. New tits do that to a girl.

Her story line about being some homeless teen party girl on red bull trying to not get raped is nonsense to me, I just think she sucked a DJs dick in her town at the hip club and he put her vocals on his track and now she’s living the dream, but the origin story isn’t all that great, sucking the DJ dick, so it’s gotta be spun into nonsense…that rich hollywood types eat the fuck up because they are so coddled they want to believe ridiculous stories…

For some reason she’s one of the most famous pop stars of the times, maybe it’s the tits, or the willingness to suck dick to the top or tricking the money into finding her backstory something to invsest in….but I think she is garbage, and she reminds me how unfortunate the music coming out these days is…and I guess how unfortunate the people are….for making this garbage happen….

But I don’t mind her pose up in here.

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2019

07

Oct

Hanne Gaby Odiele In the Best Shirt Ever of the Day

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Hanne Gaby Odiele knows the shirts the women of the future need – you know to notify the others that they are woke free the nipple feminists and together they must unite and tap into their tribal instincts, to live that topless life….for the FREEDOM OF ALL WOMEN or some shit…while we all get to watch on the sidelines and rate all your tits on a scale of 1 to 10….cuz you may not be sexually exploiting yourself, but we’re sexualizing you and you can’t expect that not to happen…we are wired by the tits, or to the tits, like throwing a chicken into a lion den at the zoo…we can’t help ourselves, we’re animals…

So yes…support this shirt for the FREEDOM of ALL WOMEN…or whatever it is feminists fight for other than freeing nips, maybe pay equality, or more diversity….with them TITTIES OUT….living that 80s movie full of tits out….life.

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2019

07

Oct

Jenny Mollen Naked Promoting C Section Scars of the Day

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Jenny Mollen is married to Jason Biggs, so she’s been around doing this attention grab for a longtime, maybe even before it was a thing all girls were doing…

I don’t really remember her from before she was Jason Biggs’ wife…that he treated like the Pie in the only movie he’s ever done, or ever needed to do, that shit made stupid money…but she worked as a blogger or “writer” for some magazines and I guess thought fucking Jason Biggs was the better way to the good life….so she had a bunch of his kids and is now doing C-Section empowerment for the women to unite and celebrate the scar they got as a sacrifice for their babies….because that’s likely an insecurity for some women….but I just see it as “tighter” pussy advert…like if you’d in the MOM scene look for that branding, like a rancher brands his cattle, to know that a baby hasn’t ripped her mom pussy in two…so let’s all follow the C-Section mom group and look for the divorcees…cuz that’s the group still intact.

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2019

07

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Virgin losers existed before the whole incel thing and they were all obsessed withKate Beckinsale….I have met these dudes and at the time seeing their goddess they were obsessed with working out like some kind of fitness slut in leggings on instagram would have driven them bananas…

I don’t interact with humans anymore….so I am not forced to meet weirdos who would be into Kate Beckinsale on the scary level all her fans are into her but I think that since we are in the smut era of content…it is very unlikely that virgin losers get excited about their favorite actress being a slut….like they used to.

Not to mention they may have already seen it on the social media it is from cuz they like her that much, since she was in the one movie she did….Underworld….

Back in the day, if you got a smutty image or video like this, of one of these girls that these comic book virgin dudes were into….you’d be drowning in emails, comments as they jacked off….or as the weirder ones would look on angrily that their queen would reduce herself to that level. The world is nuts.

So I am doing this entry for the normals, with nothing better to do than look at Beckinsale’s ass without any real emotional involvement…more just the clickbait thing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

07

Oct

Kristen Stewart Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart looking less like a bull dyke here with her nipples out in a lace bra…..but she’s still an overrated garbage actress who is zero interesting or inspiring but most importantly she is ZERO hot..

With a face like hers, I understand why she went lesbian, lesbians are less superficial than men, especially not the one she ended up dating, the Victoria’s Secret model lesbian, who you know actual lesbians wouldn’t be attracted to, but instead identity crisis people who think hot is what the marketing team has imprinted on their minds think it is hot…her whole lesbian thing seems like some level of appropriation. The text book almost BLACKFACE of lesbianism…..”Let me get that asymmetric” haircut and a flannel coat….kind of thing…

Sure she can bring out her nipples you can barely see, doing the whole “girl” thing, but I don’t buy it, or her hype….but who cares about what I think….no one cares about what I think.

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2019

07

Oct

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren with her bolt ons in a bikini with a surf board, who’s she trying to be, Anastasia Ashley???

Here she is beat up by her pimp or just in makeup faking being beat up by her pimp because these hoes don’t know how to act right

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2019

07

Oct

Maria Demina Naked of the Day

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The best part about Maria Demina is her Instagram bio:

“Oh what a woman
I’m natural for you
For offers marrydemy@gmail.com”

What kind of offers do you think she’s sourcing?

Is it for brand deals? Is it for sugar daddies? Is it for rich husbands to knock her up? The word “Offer” so mysterious…

I don’t know who Maria Demina – and I don’t care.

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2019

07

Oct

Olivia Preston Full Pussy of the Day

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Olivia Preston has a weird looking vagina.

I am not here to pussy shame….like the feminist lesbian creeeps who have those LABIA support groups like the perverts they are….just trying to see as much pussy as they can – under the illusion that it is for empowerment, in an “All vagina is good vagina”…even though it is not the case but a girl shouldn’t go through life hating her cunt, when we all know dudes are sick fucks and will stick their dick in any cunt. It’s far easier than coming to terms with a micro penis that girls have no issue laughing at…but it’s ok to hurt a man over his genitals just not to say “wtf is that pussy up to”..

I used to be a “COINSLOT” lover. I’d call them the INNY vagina, not the OUTTY, the one with less meat and fat outer lips. It was the vagina you’d draw in high school art class….but as I’ve grown into a more open minded, accepting pervert, I’ve learned to love all pussy….and usually the more the inner labia hang out, the more insecure a girl is….where as this girl not having inner labia or clit hood hanging out, makes her vagina seem weird, high up, her bush a mile away, like it is a pair of those TRANS cameltoe panties glued all high up on the front of the body.