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2019

25

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Titty Top of the Day

Ireland Baldwin just had a birthday and as it turns out – she’s another year useless…

The older she gets…the less hope their is…but Alec Baldwin and I guess Kim Bassinger are fucking rich, so she’s good.

This is just a way to pass the time…what the fuck else is she supposed to do, get a job, go to school change the world? Fuck that.

She’s 8 feet tall and 250 lbs…bitch could be a fucking linebacker, a pro wrestler, an amateur wrestler, a bodyguard like Kevin Costner…or she could bounce a fucking biker bar for her rehab friends…there are options..but why not show the titty…without showing the titty.

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2019

25

Oct

Kelly Osbourne Clown Tits of the Day

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I thought Rita Ora was Kelly Osbourne for the first 5 years of Rita Ora’s career, but as it turns out Rita Ora is far more useless than the billionaire Ozzy’s daughter who we’ve all watch grown up into some fat genderless cunt with a bad attitude, cuz she’s a billionaire’s daughter.

Well as it turns out, she’s grown out some tits, she may have always had, but I never noticed because fat chicks were and remain relatively invisible to me, because I am from an era of fat chicks being disgusting and not actually recognized as humans…..

Anyway, here she is in costume….

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2019

25

Oct

Naomi Watts Nipples of the Day

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Friday Night – Naomi Watts Nipples to remind you that Australians of any age are a slutty good time, even when they are super fucking famous…and don’t need to be..

Like this clip of her pulling out her tits in a shower for the internet because she can….instead of acting her damn age…

Australians man…magic.

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2019

25

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Naked Milk Bath of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is in some dirty piss and cum water for you to jack off to because it reminds you of of your poverty stricken childhood, where the family could only afford so much water and you were the end of the line, forced to soak in your dad and sisters fluids after your dad molested her because you’re not good enough…to be molested by him…you know second tier motherfucker…

I always liked Seyfried in movies. I liked that Lohan, when I was friends with Lohan, hated her because she basically stole Lohan’s fantasy of a career…and despite doing garbage movies for the mainstream faggot, she also did some indy shit for her tits, with good tits as all tits are worth looking at…so show em for your fake art…

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2019

25

Oct

Rachel Bilson Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to leave a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts being everywhere…

I mean she didn’t go wild back when she was the hot chick on The O.C….she moved to a farm in Canda with some weirdo she had a kid with instead.

Maybe they are religious…or maybe she’s 45 years old and just knows a bikini isn’t age appropriate…

Who knows…but here’s some divorcee erotica…maybe some “i’ll try girls cuz guys are shit, like miley” erotica…that is barely erotic, but I did watch the show and use it to bait college girls into conversation…like the sexual predator I am….

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2019

25

Oct

Kira Kosarin Erotica of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is a 22 year old who is just trying to figure out how to navigate this complicated world of celebrity and she’s doing it the right way…through slutty content.

It’s a different time. The audience is on social media and they only respond to those who they think are being “real”….so now soulless actors need to draw up an online persona to rope the fans in…and social media as a whole…involves stripping down to the core of who your fake person is…literally

It requires the casual selfies, the “do my panties look cute” and all IG stories about their period pains and insecurities…

So now all these vapid idiots, like Jen Aniston, are pretending to be humans who idiots want to believe aren’t vapid idiots..

Anyway – KIRA KOSARIN – from Nickelodeon – Doing it up right.

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2019

25

Oct

Isidora Goreshter Titty Dance of the Day

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Isidora Goreshter played a Russian prostitute on the show Shameless and now she does titty dances like she’s still a Russian prostitute working the webcam scene from some basement studio she is locked inside with an armed guard who will shoot her if she doesn’t bring the fucking goods and do what the paying customers ask.

Don’t let that giant window and natural light fool you…it’s all just a set in an elaborate sex trafficking ring…

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2019

25

Oct

Bella Thorne Armpit Hair Getting Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her silly video would be far better if she didn’t have such an ugly face…I watch this trying to be sexy tits out pussy dance in a bikini and all I see is a fucking bobble head looking motherfucker, even when staring at her tits and fit body…just one giant fucking head…like some kind of fucking mascot of the internet which I guess she is…because she was clever enough to connect with the social media scene after the disney scene..a recipe for internet success…and I am sure it required very little effort.

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2019

25

Oct

Noah Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Bootleg sister mooching off her sister’s celebrity because she’s overly confident – rocking some “HUBRIS” because the whole rich trashy family have over compensated to downplay Miley’s fame so that bitch doesn’t fucking kill her fucking self like she typically would if she really knew how much she fucking sucks in the grand scheme of the world and in her own damn family..just people feeling sorry for her…..alert…

Noah Cyrus. Topless for attention cuz she’ll never be Miley but she does what she can to get noticed a bit…