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2019

24

Oct

Top 10 Hottest Athletes of the Day

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# 1 Australian triple jumper Tay Clark – This girl is kinda all mouth but skinny and we like it.

#2 Surf Goddess and possible mermaid Anastasia Ashley

#3 LGPA Golfer Muni He – Ok Muni with the white panty leg spread

#4 USA Track and Field Chari Hawkins

#5 Surfer Molly Kirk – surfer’s have the best bodies

#6 Track and Field Evie Erikson – Hot, Skinny and Blonde.. and can run away from you.

#7 Italian runner Gaia Sabbatini with the mile long legs

#8 Russian Gymnast Nastia Liukin – the name…

#9 Surfer Alana Blanchard being slutty

#10 – Olympic diver Ingrid Oliveira – Low on the list on account of her shitty tattoos

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2019

24

Oct

Valerie Dominguez is Shakira’s Hot Influecer Round-Up of the Day

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Valerie Domínguez is Shakira’s hot first cousin you’ve never heard of, because you’re not into Lebanese Colombian pageant girls who are pushing 40….you only care about Colombia for the cocaine that you can’t afford…so you stick to shit cut with Fentanyl that makes you shit yourself in the club bathroom before overdosing, it’s an opiate crisis you know….and you only care about Lebanese for the hummus.

She is apparently a Colombian actress, model, designer and beauty pageant Miss Universe Colombia 2006….she is a TV host on some show called Yo Me Llamo…whatever that is…we’re not Colombian here…

In making this post she went from 1.2 million followers to 1.3 million followers…so she’s trending on social media for her hot fitness content…and as it turns out your career benefits if your relative is famous as fuck….

For 38…she’s fucking good and that’s all I gotta say about that.

Vids….

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2019

24

Oct

Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all. A survivor. A legend. A person who despite being sold by her family to make them all rich and have that good life, and a mental health breakdown after her two kids with an asshole who knows how to work the system, she is still a puppet…who gets up everyday and does what she is told…to keep the empire alive…to keep the dances at the Vegas show less like Fat elvis…and more like some Wayne Newton…there forever….

What it comes down to is that watching girls workout…Britney or not…it is hot..

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2019

24

Oct

Woman Climbs Fence to Rob Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Bear VS Trainer…

McDonald’s Woman Hit With Blender after Complaining…

Chicken Shit Fail…

Drunk Driver of the Day

Sucker Punch of the Day

Classic Titty Flash

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2019

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night’s failed pick-up line was:

“I want to fuck your ass so hard it gives me AIDS, even if you’d don’t have aids, cuz that’s how hard I’d fuck it…but I may already have AIDS, Needle Sharer and such…,so maybe you’ll be the one getting AIDS…but we can still credit you for the aids…”…

I used it on my cunt neighbor when she was bitching about my walking around nude with no blinds…She’s in her 80s…and doesn’t realize AIDS isn’t a death sentence and if it was…would it matter…she’s 80…

Needless to say I didn’t get to fuck her old mothball ass…but I’m sure my landlord will be coming by with a letter…

Stay tuned for exciting updates I’ll likely forget to bring cuz who cares about my life…it’s about you. Self Centered fuck.

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Rob Lowe Says Sex Tape Changed His Life….Cuz He Didn’t Go To Jail for Filming Sesx with a 16 Year Old…
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Commuters Vs Climate Protestors…
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Man Turns Backyard Upside Down….
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Sexy Legs of the Day…
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Pete Davidson Is Probably Fuckign Kaia Gerber…
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra and Tights for You fucks
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Fascinating Nerd experiment…
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How to Open a Locked Door with a Movie…
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Ben Affleck is on a Dating App for Rich Folk…
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Bulldog Won’t Get Up…
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Haylie Noir’s Ass…
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The Analysis of a Kid’s Golf Stance….
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2019

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whenever I meet a chick, my instant reaction / instinct / OCD, is asking myself if they have ever had anal..and figuring out when a good time to ask to find out if they ever had anal because that’s all I want to know….

So as they introduce themselves and tell me about their lives and interests, their jobs and their families, and all that other bullshit…I mute them and think…”she’s for sure had anal, all girls have anal, most lose anal virginity before vaginal….how am I going to ask her…I hope I get it in today and not after we establish and friendship and asking about anal would be seen as “weird” and “Out of the friend Zone”…especially when the new friend is my wife’s 98 year old grandma…

Maybe it’s tourettes…

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Scar Jo Tits – Kinda – Not So Much
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I think Martha Stewart is Great…
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Church defends Atheist….
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Polite Pelican….
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Kelly Rowland Down Blouse Nipple Peek
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Danielle Campbell in a Bikini
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Jessica Biel Pretends to Not Be N’Sync
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steamroller falling over….
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Trans Vs Rosario Dawson….
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Fastest Cyclist ever
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Judge refuses to throw out Jussie Smollett case
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Big Titty Girls Fighting in Sign Language
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Internet Troll VS Gril MMA Fighter – Loses.
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Wider Bike Lanes….Less Traffic….Future Shit…
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Snake Ruins Dance…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Lip Slip while Playing Volleyball!
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Booty Beer Pour…
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Judge throws out Sofía Vergara frozen embryo case
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Gun During Fist Fight
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Candy Spelling lists Malibu manse for $23 million
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Gyspy Blanchard / Jo King – Shit Shoot.
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Hailee Steinfeld & Jane Krakowski – Bad bad bad non porno….
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2019

23

Oct

Isabeli Fontana Bikini of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana brings the appendix scar erotica…and it’s a good thing because not enough women are producing this kind of fetish content….cuz you know there are dudes out there who crave this shit….you may be one of them….

I have a theory that appendicitis is from anal sex, gays get it far more often than straight…based on no research…I just like thinking about models in bikinis having surgery from being fucked up the ass….and appendicitis which happens when shit infects the appendix…and anyone I know who has had it…women included were very into anal / greek / exactly…but I could be wrong..I just don’t like to think I am…it ruins the fantasy.

Not that this is a fantasy.

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2019

23

Oct

Bella Hadid Slutty of the Day

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Bella Hadid is being trash in a luxury setting cuz she is fancy…and born rich…otherwise she’d just be an unknown local slut from some fucking dumbster of a town…but that’s not her story or her truth or her reality because she was born rich, is rich, bought a career and is now according to some bunk ass bullshit science, clearly the same science as those climate change crying Hippies – I’m taking to you Yvon Chouinard….she’s got the single most perfect and beautiful face….not according to me…according to “science” her dad paid for, or maybe her surgeons paid for, to increase their profile by turning shit into gold…

So this mutant face is what the lying media is saying is as close to perfect….out of all the women in the world…sure there bud.

Here she is with Lily Rose Depp

Here she is in some new fashion magazine photoshoot

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2019

23

Oct

Kendal Schuler Topless of the Day

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Kendal Schuler is one of Leo’s ex beards. You can tell by her tits. You know that prose she had tattooed onto her tit like the underwire of a bra – you know because she’s deep like Leo thinks he’s deep cuz no one wants to admit they are vapid cunts…and in Leo’s case he doesn’t want to admit he fucks his guy friends cuz chicks are boring…and he gets those guy friends to fuck by baiting them with environmentally friendly jets and coke fueled parties with trash like this who think it’s their big break. God. People are dumb…

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2019

23

Oct

Jessica Alba Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jessica Alba is so boring….but she is someone that everyone jacked off to in the 90s or 2000s or whenever our girl was getting cast to be the hot chick…and she was and still is the hot chick..there is no taking that away from her…

I’ve heard about her open relationship, because the rumored pervert cheats on her husband, despite her dozen kids….who cares…she is rich….I’ve heard about her rumored herpes from Derek Jeter…you can’t take that away from her. LOL. Who cares she is rich..

She used her celebrity to start an Instagram brand early on -it was called Honest despite being proven it is not honest and no one cared – it took off…all because she endorsed it. Celebrities…and their retard fans who buy their wares….which is why I prefer perv fans who like the tits.

The star who gets to play a fake Ceo while actual business folk run the ship, that’s how these deals typically work, not to say she couldn’t Ceo, but why fucking bother when you were rich to begin with when the whole thing started…and doesn’t need to work…but like a Kardashian…she’s now worth a billion dollars…Jessica Alba…richer that most…crazy right…but not as crazy as her hard nips that scream “ya’ll still like my tits?”….

Confirm and reaffirm.

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