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2019

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Vagina on the Beach of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the beach for the paparazzi she hired as part of a stay relevant as an underwear promo model into your 40s cuz you love it so much and it is all you know. The brazilian slut version of a sports hero who is scared to retire….not that she’s a hero…I think she’s consistently been pretty average as a model her 20 year career….

As it turns out, while out doing the whole trying to get attention on the beach, sexualizing herself for the tabloids if you will, her pussy lip slipped out of her shorts…

This could be from numbness caused by use, or lack of sizing it properly caused by having kids and not knowing you have mangled lip that hangs out of you, or maybe it’s just aging, cuz these girls BOTOX their faces, and hands, and necks…but don’t bother with the pussy…so while all of her is better than most 40 year olds…her pussy is looks older than her actual age due to use….or maybe this was intentional to make the most out of the paparazzi…while showing pussy has conistently done well for her…either way…it’s here/there/everywhere….

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2019

22

Oct

January Jones Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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January Jones was at the 5h annual InStyle awards..

January Jones is such a fucking dud…from single mom, to acting, to using social media, everything about her just sucks…I guess booking MadMen as a solid thing to happen for her, legitimizing her, but even legitimate tits, with actual solid resumes, who have been on hit shows, can fucking suck….and January Jones….if that’s even her real name is proof of that…

If I was to choose my favorite Jones to talk about, it would be Jenny Jones….the only Jones who matters….but instead I’m here doing another January Jones post like she matters…cuz Jenny Jones isn’t out at events showing tits…instead
she hosts an IG cooking channel no one follows ….that is far more interesting than January….

Here she is with amber valletta

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2019

22

Oct

Bet on Today’s NBA of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, sports are pretty queer from an objective outsider looking in vantage point, but I will admit that this outsider looking in views everything from a sexual perspective, so my opinion on sports being queer is strictly based on thinking that if a dude is doing anything, or watching anything, it is either for sexual reasons or to make money….to pay for things like a wife you accidentally got for sexual reasons and could never get rid of her….

So as a non-sports dude, seeing muscular and fit men in tights like in the NFL – hump each other in arenas is fucking weird…Other sports, like basketball are still queer to watch but less obviously queer..cuz you get in trouble for touching each other the way you should…but still queer.

Unless you make a business out of it, by betting on the games. It gives you a valid, adult reason to be watching that televised billion dollar industry SMUT….

Which is why I keep telling you to Bet on Sports…make wasting your day watching it count.

Today’s game to bet on is NBA – Some Basketball – Some tall folk running to put a ball through a net with no contact – like some light on their feet ballet dancers – all while millions of dudes who identify as straight watch…

Today in NBA we got:

New Orleans Pelicans (I didn’t know they were a Team) vs Toronto Raptors

The spread is:

NOLA: 227½-10

Toronto: -5½ -10

The Money Line is:

Nola: +186

Toronto: -214

And the overly hyped on Social Media cuz everyone seems to be from LA….

Lakers vs Clippers

The spread is:

Lakers: 227½-10

Clippers: -1 -10

Money Line

Lakers: +110

Clippers: -130

If I was making the bet

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2019

22

Oct

McKayla Maroney Still Slutty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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McKayla Maroney has gone from Olympic Gold Medalist, to underage Gymnast with a bunch of perv fans thanks to the attention she got from the Olympics, to admittedly molested girl, who instead of standing with her teammates, took a payout to keep her mouth shut..like the kind of girl you’d want to molest if you were a molester…cuz she can be bought…but not the kind of girl you’d want to be molested with..because she’d deny it if it came out…or if you were get justice…and now, she’s working on being a booty on instagram, by doing her booty workouts, cuz she already had a booty thanks to years of Olympic gymnastic training, and that muscle memory is easy to manipulate into the ass you want to be on instagram…an ass like a diaper…

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2019

22

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson Naked of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson was topless last week and so much has changed this week…it’s so repetitive that we can identify it as a TACTIC…for audience or to get seen…or it is because it brings her joy, validation, positive feedback that feels good to her after all those failed castings that have prevented her from being a household name….plus it is very easy to pull off compared to getting an audience based on merit alone…90 percent of celebrity is based on the perv dude audience deciding a bitch is worth fucking….and doing it direct to consumer through selfies is the quickest way to make that happen…

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2019

22

Oct

Leven Rambin Twerk of the Day

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I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 29 year named LEven Rambin was in it…which I guess is a big deal…it worked out alright for Jennifer Lawrence….who Leven Rambin definitely isn’t….but she can work like a white girl, like all 30 year old white girls, who were 23 when the twerk thing went viral in 2013 and they still partied and wanted to bring the current dance trend to the bottle service booth they were in….

She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…you know one person playing two people…my biggest pet peeve in any movie or show…whether it is Franco in Deuce or Rudd in his new shit movie…it fucking bothers me…but also that good of an actor cuz only the best actors make it to Soap Operas….

She is Texan and everything in Texas is bigger…even the level of lame from this twerk…

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2019

22

Oct

Kylie Jenner Deformed of the Day

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While the world consistently celebrates Kylie Jenner and the world of the Kardashians…who have collectively trolled social media because they understood the power of social media and have defined how social media is used to sell products to idiots….or how it is used as a direct line to the fans….where even the laziest and simplistic content can get views….and views can get ya’ll paid…

The fact is that they are the single worst contribution to society. A bigger threat to society. Bigger than ebola….

Their influence not all that impressive because the general public are idiots and easy to manipulate and the money they make, totally deserved sure….they sell product and brands should pay….I’ll give them that…but it is at the expense of the mental health of the children they exploit with every “buy this shit you don’t need, get a fake ass and face”…thing they do…

So sometimes it’s just good to look at fake Kylie’s botched surgeries as a reminder that deforming herself cuz her original self was even worse is fucking gross to look at…and gross to do to herself…but then again the dad cut his dick off…so self mutilation is a family thing….

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2019

22

Oct

Virginia Gardner Got Tits of the Day

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Virginia Gardner is a set of 24 year old tits…I’ve never heard of, so I checked out her wikipedia to see her backstory…which is as lame as you’d expect an aspiring actor’s backstory to be…and it involves watching Dakota Fanning dealing with Sean Penn’s autism in I am Sam….a movie about an Autistic man raising a kid…in a how the fuck did that even happen…I guess I’ll have to watch the movie…but when it comes to Sean Penn I am only really interested in his daughter Dylan and being invited to their Hawaiian Beach house…because I need a vacation…from my unemployed life…

That said, since developing an unhealthy obsession with Dakota Fanning this one and her tits, have been in Halloween (the Danny McBride one) and some Marvel shit for the virgin loser nerds into comic shit probably liked cuz of the comic aspect but also cuz of her tits.

The last thing you need to know is that she identifies as a Feminist….like every single person out there..but luckily she made a point of telling us…because how else would we know….based on her shameless use of tits.

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2019

22

Oct

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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Girls enjoy getting naked on instagram…for whatever reason…whether it is daddy issues or just into having a good time for the people of the internet…because they know they are hot, or feel hot, or want to be hot….cuz that shit gets them paid…and without them doing this kind of shit….the world would be a darker place…however I have confidence in the mind of a whore….that they would find a way to get seen…cuz they love to be seen..

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2019

22

Oct

Brie “everything wrong in Hollywood” Larson in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is some eager attention seeking trash – who has been trying to get famous so bad for the longest time – despite not being hot, interesting, or even talented. Not that it takes talent to act, or to be famous, but it’d be nice if it did, then we could stop hating them for being these pretentious fucks…

Anyway, Brie, like the cheese, but less delicious, had a shitty attempt at a pop career, it literally went no where, but the entitled cunt just knew she was going to make it, and likely harassed her agents long and hard enough to get her an academy award role, which she won, but that I’d argue anyone would have won, if they were given the part…..it had little to do with Larson…but at least she wasn’t playing the Hot Chick she wanted to be….

With Oscar wins comes shitty super hero blockbuster franchise character roles for the big fucking pay days these “artists” cuz they call themselves “artists” you know – crave – cuz they are really just money hungry narcissists…

So bitch gets her made in China, for China job, gets in Shape, drops her long time boyfriend who stuck with her shit during the shitty years, listening to her cry about how one day she’ll be a star…and now she’s a star…a boring, overrated, not hot star…

If you don’t believe me, check out her bikini selfie of shit…keep trying whore.

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