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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Oct

Dillon Duchesne Tits of the Day

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Despite popular belief – DILLON DUCHESNE – is not actually a Duchess. She’s not royalty. She’s not Megan Markle…not that anything DILLON DUCHESNE does warrants popular belief or popular opinion. She has 15k followers on social media so she barely exists. No one is thinking DILLON DUCHESNE is a Duchess.

I just wrote that because I am given very little information about the context of these photoshoots, so I automatically assume it is some gil trying to get attention, because why else would she get in front of a camera like that, average girls are insecure and hate having their pic taken, so those who are doing photoshoots they legit prep for are a little too eager, confident, narcisstic, into themselves for my liking.

With a real DEEP dive into DILLON DUCHESNE (looking at her IG, where she calls herself Dill Pickle, which is more a tribute to things she’s willing to insert for the right dollar amount on her private snap) I’ve found nothing worth mentioning. Oh right, she’s a “model” with a “agent” who does “photoshoots”….

So I can either critique the photoshoot itself, you know for being boring, I can critique society as a whole for encouraging this shit, I can try to relate to it with personal stories of photoshoots I’ve been on, or sex workers I’ve known, or I can talk about her last name in the dumbest of ways…

I guess you know which angle I went with. Lots of planning goes into each and every one of these here posts.

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2019

Oct

Martyna Smulkyt Tits of the Day

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Martyna Smulkyt has more than just a HOT name. I know SMUL KIT sounds like Small Kit…which is conveniently what you are equipped with….right?

Or maybe the Small Kit is what she calls her pussy when seducing sugar daddies, with sexts like “let my SMUL KIT grab your cock like it is some sort of fat predator trying to break into a basement through a small window – barely fitting”…you know sexy talk like that that really gets a dude going…or paying…not to imply she’s a sex worker.

Her pics do that for themselves!

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2019

Oct

Muslim Lady Twerking for a Kid and Other Videos of the day

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Dumb Driver

Girl Begs for Forgiveness

Elk VS Woman

Monkey Learned a Trick

Fox in the Airport

Actor Catches Fire – Unfortunately not an Actor We Hate

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apple Music just signed me up to 3 months of free Apple music I don’t want, without asking me permission. NO CONSENT. Now I know what it feels like to be a college girl who drank too much and can’t control my pussy, only to wake up with a re-written selective memory of my drunken experience that I’ve decided is rape cuz I don’t know the definition of rape. We haven’t got to that chapter in my women’s study class.

If you don’t cancel after the 3 months, they will continue charging me.

I guess the tactic is to rope people in and get them to not cancel, but the real tactic is to get people in who forget they were in, and charge them 10 dollars a month until they notice.

That is the porn business model, you just need a fucker to sign up once, and a large percentage will never cancel because they don’t check their statements. If you make it REAL hard to cancel another percentage will give up and be like “it’s only 5 bucks, whatever”….this is how so many sluts and men who peddle sluts get rich. The forgotten Credit Card Charge.

So make sure they didn’t do it to you, and if they did set a reminder to cancel….

This is some invasive shit, like that U2 Album, still the only album in my itunes, that reminds me what I’ve known for decades of using Apple products, and that is that they are the fucking worst…..

Now some tits.

Her are some stepLINKS…

Young Katy Perry – 10 Years Before Fame
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Heather Graham has a Great House
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Dog Takes Out Girl Being Slutty
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The War of the World’s Trailer
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Caffeine Addiction Not Limited
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Rocket Almost Takes a Dude Out
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A Group of Irrelevant Sluts at an Event
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Stacey Dash Arrested
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Fart Made Live TV
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Insight into a Man with Disabilities – Spooky
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They Say This Will Kill Cancer – 25% OFF – CODE Step25
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Free Samples of BONER SPRAY – Apparently it Turns Your Dick in to a Teen Dick Again
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone complains about the CANCEL culture – while I’ve been out here trying to get cancelled for 15 fucking years…and NO ONE ever bothers.

I think twice in the life of this site has a celebrity publicly called me out on twitter for being the asshole troll I strive to be, and by strive I mean put bare minimum effort into, but the goal is to be as offensive as possible with that minimal effort by saying things that would upset any uptight group of people…

Yet, I barely exist, so people just ignore….and that’s really too bad…because usually when you’re cancelled you’ve got rich in the process of getting to that point…but in my case if I was to try to get rich, I’d have to do another project, not that trying is really my thing…but if it was, I’d never get anywhere because of this site…

So, I’m not cancelled, just ignored, and I’m not going to get to a place where I can get cancelled, cuz I’ll never get the chance to get on air…

So instead, I’ll just continue posting trash celebs and their trash tits manipulating society with their bullshit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Drunk Girls Dizzzy Game at Oktoberfest
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty at her Southern Christian Wedding
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Reese Witherspoon Learning TikTok with her 15 Year Old
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Drunk Bus Driver
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Will Ferrell Doing Some Gay Shit in College
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Karma Came From Two Pissing Men
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Fat Demi Lovato Ass in a Bikini
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Mentos in Coke Hilarious Edition
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Carrying Nuts In her Tits
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Rogue Traffic is Out of Hand
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Stacey Dash Arrested Again
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Some Asian Chick Nip Slip on IG
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Andie MacDowell Supports her Daughter Margaret Qualley’s Pussy Choices
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Are Aliens Finally Invading the Earth
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Slutty Mom Doesn’t Put Down Her Wine When Surprising Daughter
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Mother Nature is Naughty
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Karlie Kloss See Through…
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Booty Gil in THONG Gets Cop Into the Party
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Woman Walking in Rain Gets a Big Surprise
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MMA’s Hematoma is Terrifying
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Dare TAylor – Miss Bikini Model 2019 – Not Very hot
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Homeless Man Loses Millions Now Lives in Tent City
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Hippo Fish Spa – No This Isn’t Ariel WInter
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DeNiro Swearing On CNN
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King’s Man Trailer
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Drunk Daniel Craig Gives Emotional Speech
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Journalists Banned from Joker Premiere as a Tactic to Generate Media Hype
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Tasered for Calling a Cop a Pussy
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Guy Gives His Wife a Dis You Losers will Like…
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Lily Rose Deep Cleavage
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Protestor Won’t Let Elderly Couple
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Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
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Best Dab Rig Ever
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YOU CAN SMOKE CBD WEED!
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From the Forum

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Mila Kunis Has Blonde Hair
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Gween Stefani Plastic Face Got Legs
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Rita Ora in a Red Bra To
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Maria Sharapova Cleavage
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Kirsten Dunst Has Huge tits
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Katie Holmes Done Up
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Cheryl Tweedy Legs in Fuck Me Boots
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Alex Daddario is Boring
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Camilla Cabello FAT ass
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Sarah Michelle Gella for the Buffy Perverts
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Halsey is Trash
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Tumblr Smut of the Day
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A Gallery of ASS
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Enjoying the Weirdest Show
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Some Big Tits
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Another Reddit Amateur
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Rita Naked with her Natural Tits
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Public Indecency May Get Her Caught
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Fat Couple Filmed Themselves Fuck – Terrible Fetish
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Lesbians!
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Spin Class Dildo Ride
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Halsey Busty….
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Worst Fetish Ever
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This Girl is Misbehaving…
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Evolution of Sex with a Japanese Girl
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Hitler’s Early Porn Career
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Lesbian Kink on a Fence
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This is What Young Amateurs Do
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Would you Hit It
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Lily Labeau Lame Nude Shoot
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Vegie Fucker
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2019

Sep

Kaia Gerber Nipples of the Day

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Kaia Gerber in this era of growing up too fast thanks to the internet, social media, porn and being raised in Malibu by self involved rich as fuck famous and coddled parents….has showed some real restraint by waiting until a week after her 18th birthday to start showing her tits just as often as she can, you know for her craft, or her artform that she has been born into and raised to be the best at….

Her story is like that of the son of a High school Quarterback in a small town’s who was conditioned and groomed his entire life to be that star player, only in this case the High School Quarter back is Cindy Crawford, who I guess could be considered the most iconic of models, and Kaia’s career, unlike becoming an NFL player requires little to no effort, she just needs to show up….and stay skinny, and even that is optional…

Since she’s Cindy Crawford’s kid, she could make it as a model even if she was 300 pounds, had one one arm cuz all other limbs were amputated from the diabetes, alopecia, albinism, and three sets of genitals….cuz she’s Cindy Crawford’s daughter….

I guess we lucked out since she’s hot and showing young tit to make waves in an era where waves can barely be made, I blame global warming and a general apathy like who fucking cares if Cindy Crawford’s kid is out there hustling herself to be the next Cindy, with all resources in place, I’m in the midst of streaming a series during a binge, girls in the area are down to meet up to fuck, there’s so much tit online that we got better things to waste our time on Kaia Gerber…but the whole “Just turned legal, here’s my tit” has consistently been a great marketing strategy, mainly in porno…but I guess in rich spoiled brats trying to have meaning and notoriety in their lives for being more than a Trust Fund baby, by mooching off the mom’s existence the entire time…but feeling like they did it themselves cuz that’s what being entitled and spoiled does to someone who will never accomplish a single thing on her own thanks to her parents but its’ ok since she’s hot.

I am not mad about this, I just find it typical LA bullshit. To want to become a model is just some seeking validation cuz she thinks she is hot nonsense that is totally unnecessary cuz she’s got a trust fund. Like just be rich, why you craving likes so bad, you already won, you fucking loser.

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2019

Sep

Joey King Twerk of the Day

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Joey King is some dude who I guess wears women’s clothing, who does women dance, in what looks like a pretty shitty apartment, despite having been on TV, so I assume it’s not his apartment, he’s just there to dance around in slutty girl shorts that you can’t all girl shorts, because the concept of girl is no longer a biological thing, it’s a state of mind man, and that whole binary gender thing, that’s just a construct of the patriarchy to keep women oppressed…and the whole genital thing doesn’t make you what you are…you do…which is a lot like black face but with more mental illness that involves you wanting to cut off your genitals or tits, to make it all seem more real…it is the body modification of the era…when I was a kid…some dudes would get tattoos, others would get their ear pierced…that was the extent of it…this generation are getting pussies made out of their cocks…it’s wild times…

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2019

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day

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KIRSTEN DUNST is fucking awesome…

I have liked her big tits on a small frame since she first popped up. I liked her big tits on a small frame when she fell apart and looked unshowered and near death. I am sure I said rude shit about her because that is my brand of simplistic, mean spirited humor that is barely clever but always cheap and easy the way I like all things in my life, mainly sex workers…

I am into her new show, and even in her 40s, with her new mom body, I find her hot….I mean titties flopping everywhere in what would typically be disgusting….but she just fucking carries it so good.

Basically, she’s a fucking legend….and if you know me or the site, you’ll know I rarely celebrate the over 30 crowd, it’s the internet and we shouldn’t be forced to waste or precious perv time on old tired trash…but sometimes, good squeezes through the cracks, like she squeezes into a pair of SPANX, while her menopause squeezes into her cycle and slowly dries her out….or something like that.

Here she is at an event with Meth Damon, her husband.

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2019

Sep

Rita Ora Bra of the Day

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Rita Ora is so boring with her attempts at being interesting or compelling.

She’s barely a celebrity, but thinks that she’s one, thanks to having a record deal, moving to America, fucking Rob Kardashian before fucking everyone else, going to every event, every party, trying to stand out so people know her name, using her tits when all else fails, cuz her tits are great…and becoming whatever it is that she is….

Instead of focusing on good music, great music, music that will define a generation, or give something good to a generation of shit, she focused on selfies, paparazzi, and that’s pretty fucking lame.

It’s like “look at me, I matter”…instead of “look at what I contribute to the music industry” letting the people decide if she matters.

I am old, and I can’t really be bothered with any of this, but from my perspective she’s a fucking disappointment, an interchangeable uneventful set of tits….

But she is a great lesson in believing in yourself, at least in your ability to titty fuck where you lick the tip, tricks of the trade that really get people helping you get where you are going.

She has been boring since she started begging people to notice her, and I guess it’s workde, a lesson in perseverance too…..or maybe a lesson that big tits can take you places if you try.

I can’t name one of her songs, but bitch thinks she’s a bigger deal than Whitney Houston and the fans just go along with it…because they are too busy taking selfies to know better…but she’s a popstar…what a joke…

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2019

Sep

McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day

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McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts.

The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see.

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