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2019

Sep

Paula Patton Wet Bikini of the Day

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Paula Patton is the girl Robin Thicke had a kid with and then left for a 19 year old which is a nice reminder that no matter how much you love a bitch, no matter how hot that chick is, no matter how many memories and experiences you have together that you think would make a solid fucking forever partnership that led to you making kids together young chicks are just better…they haven’t been destroyed by having kids yet. They don’t have all that bitterness and resentment old bitches have.

It’s a superficial world and new pussy to replace the literally OLD pussy completes most men at the core of who they are…..

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2019

Sep

Em Rat Cow Bikini Porno of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is the kind of self involved narcissist fuck who has really tricked people and brands with money to think that she’s relevant. She gets fucking paid and nothing she does is that interesting or great.

I guess this is her trying to polarize herself as more than just tits, because apparently now that she’s near 30, she’s got a bit of an ass too, at least when she photoshops herself.

She is barely hot, she’s definitely not interesting, but you gotta semi respect her hustle that is hardly a hustle. She goes to events she probably dreamt about going to as a kid, and all it took to get there was showing her tits. Pretty solid strategy when you think about just how much effort it goes into making money for normal people. If it was just as easy for us like it is for her, life would probably be better, but not really, since all these idiots are miserable. Just chasing meaningless nonsense.

She does have great tits, real or not, who cares, cuz Rat COw as a whole is so fucking low quality fake that it cancels them out….

She was smart enough to leverage the audience and how stupid they are by starting a shit brand to sell to them….rather than just get paid by brands, you make more money with your own….so that’s what this is probably for…I mean that and boring the fuck out of us. Get some creative direction, maybe some concept you lazy cunt.

Here she is #metoo’ing Ashley Graham and her unborn child.

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2019

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Nipples of the Day

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Woah…Delilah Belle Hamlin’s face….

This is the unfiltered version of her I guess. No instagram photoshop you know EVERY single loser bitch trying to be an influencer because she’s got no fucking soul…it is all a fucking lie and thee fact that people follow and buy into these people despite them being straight up clowns, who aren’t even that hot, producing barely interesting content. It’s really just clown shit, like a modern day circus, some Ringling Brothers shit…and their big red noses are nose jobs, and their clown make-up is highlights and countouring, and their big clown shoes are in the form of lips…

The funniest thing about this, is that I see girls in everyday looking like this. I guess they are INFLUENCED…or have some sort of dysmorphia, or insecurity that they think will be fixed by migrating your face into becoming a muppet.

She crawled out of Lisa Rinna’s cunt, so I wouldn’t expect her to not have that clown face…it is just crazy she thinks this is a good look or that this works and by “THIS” I mean the face, the whole nipple thing is great thoug I will never get bored of that.

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2019

Sep

Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out.

She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents.

If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down.

When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits…

Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person.

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2019

Sep

Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

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CINDY BRUNA with her nipples out at an event because how else is she going to be noticed honestly..

Don’t confuse Cindy Bruna with the other BRUNA with her nipplees out, they are different BRUNAs, and showing your nipples is more than just something people with the name BRUNA can do….everyone can join in the fun because if you’ve got nipples that you crave to have stared at all you need to do is put on a slutty sheer shirt.

It is basically a zero fucking effort thing to do, especially if you’re going to wear a shirt anyway, it’s just a clever shirt option cuz people will pay more attention and either say “look at her nipples, I love nipples”…or “Look at here nipples, what an attention seeker, the clickbait of clothing” but ultimately still the same outcome which is us seeing her nipples.

I’m glad it’s a trend because trying to convince girls to show you their nipples in this #metoo era, especially strangers over random DMs comes with a lot of risk as everyone is so fucking uptight and quick to call you out for being a creep and by everyone I mean chicks you want to see topless….Just wait it out…you will end up seeing them topless eventually thanks to trends like this..

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2019

Sep

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is looking like the human version of a Hemorrhoid. You know all bloated with age because the integrity the structure of your rectum is destroyed from all your sitting and doing nothing all these years…but the human version.

I guess she’s decided to do a quick cash grab, why not, she’s Christina Aguilera, the third most popular popstar from the 90s, forever in Britney’s shadow, only now hard to miss while in Britney’s shadow because she’s 4 times Britney’s size.

The skinny, tiny, how fake titty stripper looking Disney Kid who was clever enough to go DIRTY when going DIRTY allowed her differentiate herself, but that ended up realizing that her true passion was eating….

I am not here to make fun of how fat she’s become, she’s been fat for a fucking decade, we are just here to laugh about how she dresses like she’s not fat, I assume thinking that fat empowerment in this body positive world means it is ok to get into slutty outfits like she was 25, and it is OK, but OK doesn’t mean it’s hot or looks good…OK means yeah, sure, wear what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s not digusting. It is disgusting.

Here is her scary fat yet flat ass…

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2019

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence being slutty, we have seen her NIPPLES before…

For those of you who don’t know anything about her, and you really shouldn’t because she’s not that big of a deal, and at 19, you knowing about her is pretty fucking weird.

Unless you were her gym teacher, in which case we’d expect you to know all about her, maybe even own one of her dirty socks you found in her locker you broke into, that you intended to use to sniff during your masturbation, because you like her that much. You’re a gym teacher, we get that by default you’re a fucking predator..

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is an “Indie” popstar, where “indie” means my parents bought me a record deal like I was Massimo’s kids and now they are buying her publicity to help her achieve her dreams cuz they are her parents and see her talent, and don’t see her vapid LA cunt qualities.

I am sure nothing in her life has been a challenge, you know with her dad being the creator of the series Scrubs, co-creator of Cougar Town and co-creator of Spin City and writer for a bunch of shit sitcoms and her mom being Drew Carey’s friend Kate on his shit sitcom…but I guess that’s the LA way, be born into the right place to the right family and the people will believe you’re legit and not just some rich kid who bought the career…

Here’s a video of her doing some nonsense made to look vintage for aesthetic ya know.

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2019

Sep

Bella Thorne Erotic Polaroids of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks like a girl who was molested the majority of her life.

From stepfather’s her mom chose over her, you know how that goes, the whole bring a dirty man into your house and treat him like he’s the father, when he’s got no reason to be anything but a pervert with the girls, as you’ve basically given him he OK, by letting him into the fucking house you irresponsible self involved asshole who cares more about her personal gains, whether that is love, getting her pussy filled right, or money…. than her fucking kids…bad bad woman..

To the pedo execs who chose a Hollywood life working in Children programming, where they cast pubescent teens to fill the slots…but on the most eager ones.

Allowing her to now be the “relatable” voice to the kids on social media, because she comes across as being just so “real”, even though she isn’t real, she is an actor who doesn’t even know her own self, and all this is just attention seeking noise to fill the void in her soul from having a mother not protect her after her dad died…

Sexualize yourself to take the power back from the abuser or some shit…to angle sexualizing yourself cuz it gets you paid and talked about.

I don’t find her hot, she looks like she smells like unshowered for a week, constipated that entire week from the opiates you snort recreationally until eating taco bell anal sex. Which I guess is hot to some.

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2019

Sep

Eady Van Acker Tits of the Day

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Eady Van Acker literally only has 500 followers on Social Media.

You can google her to find her if you’re so inclined, I am not going to bother posting her links. I tried to make a rule years ago to not make fun of local everyday girls, even if they were doing their best to become a fame whore.

I liked the concept of pointing and laughing at everyday nobody girls being whores, and I do see the value in helping these nobodies go viral, but I thought it would be too much of a pain in the ass getting emails of them crying about the post because no one else writes about them and so I come up in google when they search for their damn selves as these idiots do.

I figured at 20,000 followers or more, it’s safe to consider them a public figure or someone who wants to be a public figure, which in and of itself is so fucking lame and worthy of making fun of…but some girl who is just chilling getting roped into doing a nude set of pics with a photographer is only at the tip of the iceberg dick of lame, and is not going full throttle into it, but instead could say “that was lame, I’m going back to school”….making her a cool chick who got naked, saw it on social, thought it was dumb, and took up other hobbies….

So I typically like to target those who have fully committed, who have been trying….but I guess sometimes tits for attention slip through the cracks early on and we end up posting them like they are fresh and unscathed, even though nothing is fresh and everything is scathed…

So hr’s that girl with her tits out, doing that Playboy style showing her titty photoshoot for free, because every girl is coded to be an exhibitionist…prove me wrong.

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2019

Sep

Bruna Marquezine Nipples of the Day

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Bruna Marquezine is the Brazilian actress with her tits out

I assume this is something I didn’t post last week because I was either bored of posting, had better shit to post, or didn’t care who Bruna Marquezine is…..but I’ve had the weekend to think about it, and as it turns out I didn’t bother, because I still don’t care who this Bruna is.

I get that her intentionally walking around with her tits out is an exciting thing for you, but as an impotent pervert in his 50s, they do nothing for me. I mean even when I get lap dances, and I definitely get lap dances, tittis in my face it does nothing for me. I like to blame being desensitized after seeing too many tits, my wife likes to blame it on me being gay, you know in this trans everyone is trans generation, which I think I am going to run with, because it means she’ll stop making me eat her fat fucking pussy, which tastes like candied feces…maybe the diabetes…maybe the challenge of cleaning proper when you can’t fit in the bath tub due to obesity….definitely not good for my throat.

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