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2019

Sep

Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

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CINDY BRUNA with her nipples out at an event because how else is she going to be noticed honestly..

Don’t confuse Cindy Bruna with the other BRUNA with her nipplees out, they are different BRUNAs, and showing your nipples is more than just something people with the name BRUNA can do….everyone can join in the fun because if you’ve got nipples that you crave to have stared at all you need to do is put on a slutty sheer shirt.

It is basically a zero fucking effort thing to do, especially if you’re going to wear a shirt anyway, it’s just a clever shirt option cuz people will pay more attention and either say “look at her nipples, I love nipples”…or “Look at here nipples, what an attention seeker, the clickbait of clothing” but ultimately still the same outcome which is us seeing her nipples.

I’m glad it’s a trend because trying to convince girls to show you their nipples in this #metoo era, especially strangers over random DMs comes with a lot of risk as everyone is so fucking uptight and quick to call you out for being a creep and by everyone I mean chicks you want to see topless….Just wait it out…you will end up seeing them topless eventually thanks to trends like this..

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2019

Sep

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is looking like the human version of a Hemorrhoid. You know all bloated with age because the integrity the structure of your rectum is destroyed from all your sitting and doing nothing all these years…but the human version.

I guess she’s decided to do a quick cash grab, why not, she’s Christina Aguilera, the third most popular popstar from the 90s, forever in Britney’s shadow, only now hard to miss while in Britney’s shadow because she’s 4 times Britney’s size.

The skinny, tiny, how fake titty stripper looking Disney Kid who was clever enough to go DIRTY when going DIRTY allowed her differentiate herself, but that ended up realizing that her true passion was eating….

I am not here to make fun of how fat she’s become, she’s been fat for a fucking decade, we are just here to laugh about how she dresses like she’s not fat, I assume thinking that fat empowerment in this body positive world means it is ok to get into slutty outfits like she was 25, and it is OK, but OK doesn’t mean it’s hot or looks good…OK means yeah, sure, wear what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s not digusting. It is disgusting.

Here is her scary fat yet flat ass…

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2019

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence being slutty, we have seen her NIPPLES before…

For those of you who don’t know anything about her, and you really shouldn’t because she’s not that big of a deal, and at 19, you knowing about her is pretty fucking weird.

Unless you were her gym teacher, in which case we’d expect you to know all about her, maybe even own one of her dirty socks you found in her locker you broke into, that you intended to use to sniff during your masturbation, because you like her that much. You’re a gym teacher, we get that by default you’re a fucking predator..

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is an “Indie” popstar, where “indie” means my parents bought me a record deal like I was Massimo’s kids and now they are buying her publicity to help her achieve her dreams cuz they are her parents and see her talent, and don’t see her vapid LA cunt qualities.

I am sure nothing in her life has been a challenge, you know with her dad being the creator of the series Scrubs, co-creator of Cougar Town and co-creator of Spin City and writer for a bunch of shit sitcoms and her mom being Drew Carey’s friend Kate on his shit sitcom…but I guess that’s the LA way, be born into the right place to the right family and the people will believe you’re legit and not just some rich kid who bought the career…

Here’s a video of her doing some nonsense made to look vintage for aesthetic ya know.

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2019

Sep

Bella Thorne Erotic Polaroids of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks like a girl who was molested the majority of her life.

From stepfather’s her mom chose over her, you know how that goes, the whole bring a dirty man into your house and treat him like he’s the father, when he’s got no reason to be anything but a pervert with the girls, as you’ve basically given him he OK, by letting him into the fucking house you irresponsible self involved asshole who cares more about her personal gains, whether that is love, getting her pussy filled right, or money…. than her fucking kids…bad bad woman..

To the pedo execs who chose a Hollywood life working in Children programming, where they cast pubescent teens to fill the slots…but on the most eager ones.

Allowing her to now be the “relatable” voice to the kids on social media, because she comes across as being just so “real”, even though she isn’t real, she is an actor who doesn’t even know her own self, and all this is just attention seeking noise to fill the void in her soul from having a mother not protect her after her dad died…

Sexualize yourself to take the power back from the abuser or some shit…to angle sexualizing yourself cuz it gets you paid and talked about.

I don’t find her hot, she looks like she smells like unshowered for a week, constipated that entire week from the opiates you snort recreationally until eating taco bell anal sex. Which I guess is hot to some.

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2019

Sep

Eady Van Acker Tits of the Day

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Eady Van Acker literally only has 500 followers on Social Media.

You can google her to find her if you’re so inclined, I am not going to bother posting her links. I tried to make a rule years ago to not make fun of local everyday girls, even if they were doing their best to become a fame whore.

I liked the concept of pointing and laughing at everyday nobody girls being whores, and I do see the value in helping these nobodies go viral, but I thought it would be too much of a pain in the ass getting emails of them crying about the post because no one else writes about them and so I come up in google when they search for their damn selves as these idiots do.

I figured at 20,000 followers or more, it’s safe to consider them a public figure or someone who wants to be a public figure, which in and of itself is so fucking lame and worthy of making fun of…but some girl who is just chilling getting roped into doing a nude set of pics with a photographer is only at the tip of the iceberg dick of lame, and is not going full throttle into it, but instead could say “that was lame, I’m going back to school”….making her a cool chick who got naked, saw it on social, thought it was dumb, and took up other hobbies….

So I typically like to target those who have fully committed, who have been trying….but I guess sometimes tits for attention slip through the cracks early on and we end up posting them like they are fresh and unscathed, even though nothing is fresh and everything is scathed…

So hr’s that girl with her tits out, doing that Playboy style showing her titty photoshoot for free, because every girl is coded to be an exhibitionist…prove me wrong.

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2019

Sep

Bruna Marquezine Nipples of the Day

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Bruna Marquezine is the Brazilian actress with her tits out

I assume this is something I didn’t post last week because I was either bored of posting, had better shit to post, or didn’t care who Bruna Marquezine is…..but I’ve had the weekend to think about it, and as it turns out I didn’t bother, because I still don’t care who this Bruna is.

I get that her intentionally walking around with her tits out is an exciting thing for you, but as an impotent pervert in his 50s, they do nothing for me. I mean even when I get lap dances, and I definitely get lap dances, tittis in my face it does nothing for me. I like to blame being desensitized after seeing too many tits, my wife likes to blame it on me being gay, you know in this trans everyone is trans generation, which I think I am going to run with, because it means she’ll stop making me eat her fat fucking pussy, which tastes like candied feces…maybe the diabetes…maybe the challenge of cleaning proper when you can’t fit in the bath tub due to obesity….definitely not good for my throat.

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2019

Sep

Isabelle Mathers Bikini of the Day

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Isabelle Mathers is some hot, tanned, Australian bikini model I’ve probably never heard of, but I’m pretty bad with names and facial recognition which makes living pretty fucking confusing.

I just scrolled her Instagram, where I found zero fucking personality. I found zero fucking compelling or inspiring content, if anything it was boring…and she’s Austalian, they are supposed to be the hot chicks that get wild….and drunk.

Sure she’s hot, the body is good, the tits seem nice. Not to mention the blue eyes set against a brown head of hair is something marketable becausee it excites people for whatever reason and by whatever reason I mean you’re all a bunch of perverts….

But that instagram of hers is like she’s a fucking avatar, or a CGI, or a sex doll, which I am sure she is or aspires to be for the right rich and maybe famous guy…all her pics are all the same dramatic half dead looking face…mouth slightly open, looking at the camera like she’s about to suck it off, only she doesn’t do that because she’s a fucking corpse. Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s had more fucking personality.

Further proof that hot chicks don’t fucking bother trying as they are used to just getting shit…

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2019

Sep

Russian Pervert…and Other Videos of the Day

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Workout Gear of the Year

Cop Tazes a Guy who Called Him a Pussy

Woman VS Cops

Dude Accidentally Pushes his Girl Into Elevator Shaft

Cruising on the Back of a Truck

The Parkour Criminal

Angy Customer in a Sports Bra

Russians Drive Boat While It’s Still on the Trailer

Girl Through Windshield

13 Tons of Gold Found in Chinese Mayor’s Basement

Sewer Diver

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was teen girls taking instagram looking pics in the park. Not cuz of the girls but because 6 or more dads casually watched like they weren’t watching perverts…even though they are perverts…who have wives and kids and still do that shit…

I think they were style or outfit pics because the fatter one changed a solid 7 times and the skinny one 4 times….I liked the bike short crop to look, and it was fun to see how they set up a pose, one leg forward to make the booty pop…they were there for at least 40 minutes…pretty efficient. I could count at least 250 pics were taken in that time…..and I think one of them is dating a guy named Jack who is taking her to an all inclusive over Thanksgiving weekend (which is in two weeks in Canada) and the other one has to work on her assignment for her Humanities class that made them watch the movie Amadeus the first week of school…which she hated….the bigger one’s family has a condo in Florida but her dad is more into skiing so they never get to go visit…but when they do she always hits up South Beach…they love watching TikTok, but haven’t committed to the content strategy yet. Do they want to do funny or sexy, they aren’t sure. They both agree that this one DJ, I couldn’t quite hear his name from my vantage point is awesome, and they are super stoked to go see him again…apparently they know the promoter and have VIP access…they implied they’d suck his dick if they could, but that could have been my imagination because she was in a lacy bikini top at the time…but yeah those 6 dads were so obviously watching them and it was definitely creepy of them. I should have said something…

Here’s how silly instagram really is for tourism…

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Two Women Attach Each Other with Baseball Bats
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The Most Popular Breast Feeding Video on Youtube
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Carrie Bradshaw Got Big Tits and a Zombie Face
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Slow Motion Footage of Liquid Fire
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Misuse of Power Gets Punished
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Elon Musk on Space
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Sandler in a Dramatic Movie Called Uncut Gems
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Man VS 4 Armed Robbers
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Scorcese’s Irishman Trailer…
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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How Dare You ….

Have you been watching that Greta video on repeat being terrified by her vibes…or are you one who buys into her performance…that is an over the top performance but you believe that is passion because you don’t have passion in your life….

How Dare You ….

I had to turn it off because she was way too dramatic and intense….and ridiculous…

How Dare You ….

I ignored the initial hype, I didn’t bother watching what I assumed was one of Epstein’s girl talking about climate because I couldn’t believe any conversation could be more boring…

I didn’t fully defend her, but I did think it was funny that grown men were mad at some kid that the media is using as a puppet in an old conversation….

How Dare You ….

But today….she is in Montreal so all the media is about how big a deal she is. So I saw her and it raped my brain and soul…not because of our mass extinction….

How Dare You….

But because it was hardly a good performance…full fucking clickbait….her agent father and Opera singer mother didn’t train her right…

How Dare You….

It is the weekend, don’t use straws, or single use plastic, or breathe….but do get drunk and fuck all the eager to please girls trying to live their best porn life…

Here are some links….

Dog Takes Out Insta Whore
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Natalie Portman’s Hot Dress
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GIVE ME YOUR FACE ID – HILARIOUS GIRL VS Boyfriend Brawl
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Thursday Night Football Brawl…
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Megan Fox – MUPPET FACE
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CATFIGHT OF THE DAY
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Jason Bateman’s New Project is Recycled and BEEN DONE so Hollywood’s like “DO IT AGAIN”…
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How Fender Guitars are Made
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Big Booty On Stage
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The Dude Who Created the Labradoodle Regrets it
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FETISH CON 2019
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Hollywood Costume Designer’s Racist Rant
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Nic Cage VS a Jaguar
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Facebook Employees are Depressed
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Moose on Trampoline
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Kim K was in a Tupac Video at 14
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Karlie Kloss See Through
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Dog and Owner Reunited
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Gas Station Encounters
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Friendly Bear
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Kids Save Dog from Snakee
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Cindy Buna See Thru
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Real Fire and Ice Reaction
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Drummer VS Cross at Church
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Friendly Truck
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Nude Model of the Day
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Stallone and Schwarzenger Roasting
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RED HOT…
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CELEB NUDES!
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Julie Schlaefer Got TIts
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Anna Kendrick in a Slutty Party Dress
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Ivanka Trump – Big Hard Nip Tits
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Zoey Deutch Making Appearance…
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Lorena Rae not Bobbitt VS Model Catalog Pics
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Lorena Rae at a GALA
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Eiza Gonzalez Lame Photoshoot
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Bella Hadid Dumb Titty Drop
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Jasmine Sanders in a Dress
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Gwyneth Paltrow at an Event
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Lucy Boynton – you’ll want to BOY her Ton and by Ton I mean her CUNT HOLE
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January Jones in a Single Mother Outfit
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Gwen Stefani Legs
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Dildo Spin Bike
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Threesome of the Day
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THIS IS US – NUDITY
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WTF IS THAT?
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Milf in 2019…
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3 am Musings is the Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Jemma Lucy Leaked Nudes
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Silly Booty Shake in Leggigns
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Girl in Stockings..
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Painful Fake Creampie
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Bolt On Tits by the Sea
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Bree Louise the TikTok Porn of the Day
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8 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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You Sure You’re 18?
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Great Life Choices.
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