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2023

30

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Does the Least Slutty Halloween Costume of All Time of the Day

I just saw this Charlotte Lawrence Shoot for Narcisse Magazine in the amazing stepFORUM and was pretty disappointed because she didn’t have her tits out.

She has traditionally always had her tits out, which I assume is her marketing strategy and her way to seemingly stand out amongst all the other rich kids who grew up in the industry because their parents are shitty sitcom actors and/or shitty sitcom producers.

I saw her dad’s show, Ted Lasso going viral last week because Barbie partnered up with them to make Ted Lasso dolls, which I assume kids everywhere are just dying for, since you’d have to be a retard or child to watch that shit.

Anyway being an industry kid who is slutty in her marketing of herself as a popstar – she is going on tour with Madison Beer soon…she’s taken a different approach to Halloween.

Traditionally, you think Halloween is to go sluttier, to release that slutty tension, but what does one do when they are already tits out all the time….

They do humor, since she likely thinks she’s from a line of comedy writers and actors, which according to the industry and success of the shows they were involved in, she unfortunately is.

Her humor is a scene from Stepbrothers, I assume, I hear John C. Riley and it’s not Boogie Nights or Magnolia so it’s gotta be Stepbrothers…since I cant’ stand Will Farrell I’ve never seen it but the retard people are excited by it….while I’m like “but where are the tits”.

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She also did Larry David….

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She also sings….

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Here’s Charlotte Lawrence titties no one asked for, but that she provided because sometimes, when no one gives a shit about your rich as fuck ass, you have leak your own nudes in public.

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2023

30

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I’ve stared at milk filled tits, engorged tits, tits being pulled out in public when tits weren’t always pulled out in public, so you’d get excited to see a tit pulled out in public, and had very keen ability to erase the baby sucking on the tit and replace him with you, like your brain was photoshop before photoshop…

I’ve also known dudes who knocked up bitches and loved sucking their big mommy milkers, squirting them all over their faces like a fat lady at a FROYO place thinking she’s being healthy, while pouring the soft serve directly in her mouth, like some kind of fetish or orgasmic experience…

Then there’s married dudes just happy their tiny tit wife has big tits…but I always thought that the women behind the milk filled tits liked it, but denied liking it, pretending that men were the creepers staring at the tit, wanting the milk from the tit, because the toxic masculinity and patriarchy….

As it turns out, the women with the milk filled tits are responsible for the lactation fetish because if they weren’t, we wouldn’t even know lactation existed…

So blame the women for making us the perverts they are…TOXIC FEMININITY…that shit ruins lives..

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

30

Oct

Iggy Azalea is Rubbin’ Her Titties and Shaking her Ass of the Day

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It’s Halloween season, so here’s some terrifying content of a botched female rapper, at least we assume she’s female, maybe she just plays a female on the internet and stage, because there is definitely serious drag queen energy that radiates off her like a stinky asshole stench….since she doesn’t have a natural self cleaning pussy, the drag queen pussy is the wet asshole…

In this case, the wet asshole isn’t being kept wet from her discharge, IBS, infection, but rather her pool because she’s rich, she’s been rich, before selling twerking and shaking of sacs of shit implanted under her skin….

It’s Halloween season, so here’s a modern day side show clown doing clown shit…SPOOOKY.

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2023

30

Oct

Weekend Summary of the Day

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Here’s a meme to wrap up the weekend…..it’s amazing.

How was your weekend dear internet friend online, mine wasn’t spent doing a compare and contrast of sluty costumes to an everyday outfit on campus between glass….

It should have been, since the level of nipples available in any give day at a place like a University, is high…throw in some halloween and I can only assume they’ve all got their clits out..

CLITS OUT!

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2023

29

Oct

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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2023

28

Oct

Show-Off Saturday of the Day

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“It’s the weekend so flash your tits or get flashed or get the fuck outside”

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2023

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess it’s Halloween weekend, which has lost its appeal now that everyday is Halloween for the clowns of the world, rocking their social media in character…

Slutty costumes aren’t just for your co-worker to release one day a year, but rather for every girl to release daily, sometimes hourly, because it’s their identity…real life is internet judged by the number of fake followers you have…..

There are probably still some whores out there in costume this weekend, being nostalgic or trying to have a human experience, even though they are only doing that whoring to capture content for social media…not whoring to whore they way they once whored….

So I guess that’s good for you weirdos who only get off to Anime, Super Heroes or generic costumes….slutty Taylor Swift….Barbie and Ken….or whatever costume of the season the Hive Mind has tapped into…

As someone into homeless crackheads down on their luck, who are pretty much toothless zombies with a skin infection willing to suck dick for cheap, I don’t need girls dressed like slutty zombies in a bar setting to pull my dick out as part of my costume….”Guy who pulls dick out in front of girls in costume”….but I guess it’s the only weekend of the year I can try to justify my pulling of my dick out in public as being part of a high concept creative costume….

So eat that diabetes candy and and pull out your penis, if you’ve got one, or even if you don’t…LIKE ME!

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2023

27

Oct

Sofia Vergara is a Bootleg Bargain Basement Kim Kardashian with her Pants Off of th Day

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I heard something about the whole Influencer thing dying off. Someone I was talking to accidentally, since I try to avoid talking to people, saying something about how the whole influencer thing is dead, to which I said, “that’s so hot, finally, I’ll be able to jerk off to them”, you know since necrophilic jokes are always a hit with senior citizens in the park, probably because they know death is near and they don’t like having to feel like they don’t have sex appeal….or won’t in the near future when laying in their assisted living bed dead, covered in their bodily fluids that were expelled while dying, only to get one last romp with the orderly cleaning up after them before the funeral home shows up…

Yeah, so influencers being dead is potentially a thing, but that’s only because celebrities are doing their best pathetic approach to content by becoming desperate as fuck influencers in their own right, stealing the work from the non celebrity influencers, because it’s a fucking joke manipulating the fans in with influencer type content, especially when you’re already famous.

So people like Vergara are doing their best Kim Kardashian, even promoting bodysuits that she sells via Walmart like she was Kim Kardashian, all because she wants in on some of that Kim Kardashian money, despite already being rich…

It’s this thirst for money, selling dog shit to people with no money, that helps make these people more obviously EVIL…but when in body suits, even old, edited like an AI version of Sofia Vergara, pantsless with the big tits, I’ll watch the fall into lame, pathetic, cash grabs of a pitch man…..instagram worse than QVC rich….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2023

27

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I like naked chicks, so seeing them clothed and then nude in the same picture is a pretty brilliant content piece for me…

I prefer looking at naked chicks than actually fucking naked chicks, in part because looking at pics of naked chicks doesn’t require listening to them yammering about whatever bullshit they yammer on about, plus there’s the whole trying to get them to fuck you, which is a whole other level of using Neural Linguistic Programming to manipulate them into sitting on your uneventful dick….not to mention that only happens with the girls I don’t actually want to see naked….

Which is why the On/off suits my laziness, lack of interest but love of naked bitches!

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

27

Oct

Drea De Matteo’s Old Lady Leg Spread of the Day

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I thinK Drea De Matteo’s doing her best attempt at an Old Lady Leg Spread, in hopes her arthritic hips don’t give out while she’s doing it and that her fossilized dinosaur pussy doesn’t crumble to the ground like the old artifact found buried in the great plains that it is….

Unfortunately for us, she’s not letting us see what an old, dried out vagina actually looks like, all weathered like a sea captain coming in on his final sail, but she is showing that despite being an old lady, she can be wild and exciting in that her panties can have animal print like the younger women out there….she won’t let age stop her from being an old aged home hooker who still likes to get her fuck on.

The idea that this dinosaur has turned to selling shitty old lady sexting content is everything wrong in this society. Especially when it is an old lady is one who doesn’t understand tech, or sexting because she was famous before the internet existed and it’s a whole different kind of whoring. She didn’t take computer courses or Excel courses to hold down a job in this modern world, so she’s clearly not so tech savvy….but I guess she’s still got the ego, and feels that men out there still want Drea De Matteo’s MAYO dripping off their face….you know all CURD-LIKE mucus from the whole aging process.

If anything, this is depressing.

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