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2023

26

Sep

Chelsea Handler Expired Uterus of the Day

I think Chelsea Handler is trying to shake her dried up uterus out of her, you know like dog with a rotted out tooth, just trying to gnaw the motherfucker out of his goddamn mouth because it’s causing pain, infection and his natural instinct is to remove it, or like a prostitute who just got a few condoms lost inside her, only realizing it months later when trying to track down the rancid smell, just jumping up and down in some kind of spastic panic hoping they fall out of her….

Only instead of condoms, it’s a uterus which probably served the same purpose as a condom all those years of her climbing the ranks of comedy legend status…meaning Chelsea’s barren spinster womb is basically a female condom she was born with and it’s starting to stink..

Point of the story, the shameless funny girl is half naked and disgustingly old.

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2023

26

Sep

Deva Cassel Runway Ass of the Day

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Deva is Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel’s kids who didn’t come stock with Belluccis’ WOP tits that make all the butchers, masons, and other Italian guidos excited…but then again, I don’t think that Bellucci came stock with her tits either…

I do know that they are Italian and French, so that along with kissing their kids on the mouth, they probably live that clothing optional life around the home, which I guess is being brought out to the backstage at whatever runway she’s getting dressed for, probably one at Milan Fashion week, you know since she’s got that Italian connect, being the daughter of an Italian legend and the fact is, with hot ass, you don’t need hot tits…clearly.

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2023

26

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I already wrote that it’s already white-girl pumpkin season, that isn’t really white-girl anything, since every ethnicity seems to hop onto the fall trends, fall fashions, the cozy layering, the jackets and the beanies, the warmed spiced latte and the watching of horror movies while rolling into Canadian thanksgiving as the leaves change, or Halloween….

But as it turns out, the girls in jackets, in layers, are still rocking some tight pants jacked up their asses and cunts, so you can basically see pussy and full ass, since it’s been normalized, all fucking season…

The tight pants aren’t going anywhere, it’s style, it’s fashion, it’s exhibitionism by people who don’t even know they are exhibitionists because they are just doing what they are told!

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2023

26

Sep

Drea de Matteo Slutty of the Day

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Drea De Matteo is one of the new leaders of the future, inspiring the young girls of the world that when you’re expired and no longer wanted, but in need of wanting to be wanted, or at least in need of making money, despite your child support payments you get from the Waylon Jennings estate, you can never have enough money to validate your old and expired existence….YOU CAN ALWAYS SELL NUDES to SOPRANOS fans still hanging onto a dream.

I find it a cultural flaw, or collapse, when the women who are supposed to be mentors, or public figures, even the forgotten ones, turn to whoring because it’s easy money, like whoring wasn’t always easy money, but when it was behind closed doors at least young girls didn’t realize it was that easy of an option.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m lazy and like whoredom, but I can still see how it can destroy a society if every woman becomes a whore….

These people need God…it’s obvious, but they keep pushing themselves further and further away, and I guess we get underwear selfies of old broads…making their Italian Nonna and the family priest proud…

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2023

26

Sep

Haley Lu Richardson Wet Bikini of the Day

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Haley Lu Richardson, along with her stupid fucking name, was a dumpy ass bitch on the White Lotus over-hyped show, basically the Taylor Swift concert of TV….

She was so dumpy that I couldn’t understand why they would cast her to be the part of the girl assistant that was the love interest of not one, but two different people. One was a gay prostitute, so it almost made sense, but the other was some other nerdy dude rich kid…yes I watched the stupid fucking show…

So anyway, she was not a believable hot chick, since the show and her new found success as the ugly girl who pulls dudes, because the world is based on ugly girls pulling dudes, cuz dudes will fuck whatever is available….she has gone onto a consistent series of bikini pics, vacation pics, and being in the water with her tits hanging out of the water makes her a little less dumpy ass bitch-like…

So I wouldn’t say I’m into it, but I’m not not into it.

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2023

26

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I figure as long as we’ve got the nipple to latch onto, the tiny tits are perfectly functional to sexualize, stare at, watch to chew on like a pencil eraser during a high school exam you didn’t study for, all nervous and awkward like, until realizing you bit too hard and you now have to borrow the eraser from the nerd sitting next to you, which triggers the teacher into thinking you are cheating, so that you end up being expelled before graduating, forced to live on the streets until eventually figuring out how to BLOG because you have the mindset of a teen boy due to never developing as a person.

What I am saying is tiny tits are still tits and can be as hot as plus sized tits..

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2023

26

Sep

Donna D’Errico’s Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

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Donna D’Errico is 60 fucking years old, so her whole geriatric porn content is fucking weird to me.

I’ve been around long enough to know that all these girls photoshop themselves into hybrid humans and there are apps designed to specifically rebuild them into something hot, so 99 percent of the doughy muppets you see on the internet are far doughier in person, but you’d never know that because you don’t leave your house, they don’t leave their house, it is strictly all fucking cosplay…

In D’Errico’s case, it’s pretty hilarious that a 90s whore is so bold her in presenting her 60 year old ass and fake tits to the woman in this way, but the best thing about it is how BAD or CHEAP her AI version of herself is, it looks like her head was stuck on in a bobble head or ELF YOURSELF animation….

It’s so fucking stupid, but losers likely pay up, which is why she’s putting herself on the line and doing this shit…and well it may not be real, nothing is real, even in real life, and it is hilarious, so that works for me…

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2023

26

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if bikinis make the world go round, but as a pervert, they are pretty important..

I think bikinis are pretty entertaining. Not that girls don’t dress slutty enough in their day to day outfits, I mean I spent the weekend staring at so much legging ass, now that WHITE GIRL PUMPKIN season has started…but bikinis are still fun to look at, especially on the internet when you can zoom in on them.

So one bikini season ends, another bikinis, and even the cold weather doesn’t deter the focused, driven and ambitious slut, because at least one of those bitches in leggings was rocking a sports bra with her tits hanging out…despite the cold weather like they don’t give a fuck….another one was rocking a sports bra under a jacket that she had open, because showing off her big tits was more important to her than her comfort and that’s something that’s been pretty consistent with the female hive mind….pain for looking as good as they can…

So yeah, despite it not being the BIKINI SEASON, girls are still half naked in FALL, and any of the real deal sluts are making money off the internet whoredom that takes them to far away tropical retreats, so that they can capture more bikinis in the off-season….

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2023

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to see ketchup packages on the side of the road, strays from a take out order gone-by, as an opportunity to make some homeless man soup…

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Kelly Brook’s 2024 Calendar: The Ultimate Showdown of Her Jaw-Dropping Big Breasts!
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Totally Thought That Was A Person
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Irina Shayk’s Bra for Tom Brady!
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Selena Gomez Rocks Some Thigh High Latex Boots!
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Bori Keis in the Water
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Fan Loses Teeth Booing Zach Wilson!
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Saweetie Takes Milan!
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Demi Moore in a Green Bikini!
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High-Speed Car Chases That Resulted In Bad Crashes
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Chiefs Owner Gracie Hunt is Game Day Ready and Hotter than Taylor Swift!
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The Triple-B Waits for No Man (45 Photos)
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Seduction in Milan: Alessandra Ambrosio’s Revealing Dress and Sultry Panties!
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Alix Earle Gets to a Dolphins Game!
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Miley Cyrus Has Gone to The Dark Side!
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Debbie St. Pierre is a Passenger Princess!
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One Trap Manages To Capture 48 Feral Hogs
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Cavinder Twins Pretty Much Confirm WAG Status Going Viral At Cowboys Game!
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2023

25

Sep

Leni Klum’s Big Tits and Annoying American Accent of the Day

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Leni Klum is the highlight of the internet and social media.

It’s just sad she doesn’t pretend to have an Italian accent, or some overbearing German dominatrix accent, the whole being raised in America like a rich girl in America, is like poison to my fucking ears…

Luckily, there’s MUTE and big tits, while she tries on her sexy clothing for the brand her and her mom did mom/daughter dyke out content for….

She’s spectacular.

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