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2019

04

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Tuck Game Strong of the Day

Jennifer Lopez tucking her 50 year old dick in this tight swimsuit….it’s a little dick, that could be a bead from a clit ring, or maybe just her outty dick clit from her hormone changes thanks to MENOPAUSE no one has told her that she has because they do not want to kill her spirits. She is an enterprise, an empire, a conglomerate, she employs many people and they rely on her relentless obsessive compulsive work ethic…the competitive, prove them all wrong, keep riding the wave creating garbage no one cares about…at least that I don’t care about…clearly people care about her and her bullshit that should be retired in the islands somewhere but that is instead working harder than ever to trick us into thinking she’s hot at 50. I will never admit anything is hot at 50…except for the cookies that granny-aged bitch baked…hottest thing an old cunt has to offer…

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2019

04

Sep

Josie Canseco Nipples in Lingerie of the Day

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Josie Canseco is getting a lot of hype lately.

I assume her dad hired a new PR team for her or something equally strateegic, because you can break through on social media, especially if you’re hot, amongst all the hot girls on social media, because all it takes is having deeper pockets, and girl, by association to her steroid dad’s got that money to make it…and now, after all that hustle, she’s out here getting paid to be naked or half naked like her mom, only unlike her mom, it’s not at HOOTERS where she won the CANSECO dick lottery…

I feel like Josie hit the scene years ago, but this year, after years of half naked, is the official breakout year…from VS to whatever this is, with looks of an All American sorority girl, her muppet face injections subtle, her body athletic and hot….her last name solid brand association / cosign…

She’s here, making moves and you can see her nipple.

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HERE SHE IS GETTING PAID TO BE IN UNDERWEAR FOR ANOTHER BRAND – MAKING THEM HALF NAKED MOVES HER HOOTERS MOM ALWAYS DREAMED OF…

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2019

04

Sep

Kaia Gerber Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is now 18, so I can’t shit on Cindy Crawford for sexualizing her girl, giving her a head start in the model life, using all the family connections, because she is Cindy Crawford…

Now, I turn my hatred of sexualizing young women, especially on the internet, confusing, if not BAITING men who don’t know better, or who have no self control, to be the ultimate pervert version of themselves……into love. I turn my hatred of Cindy Crawford encouraging her girl to go down the same road, this time will all the toll gates open for her, because I guess Cindy felt it was a great life, a great way to see the world, and make dumb money in the easiest way.

They have resources to put her through any and all education, or to invest in her business ideas, maybe even find a way to change the world, but instead…go VAPID trash everyone on social media is going for, but that she will excell at thanks to the help and head start…

POINT BEING…

We must celebrate that she was raised to be an exhibitionist in front of a camera, cuz now that she’s 18…the real goods…I’m ready for the nudes…the nipples…the other things the young girls are into showing off on the internet…cuz I have nothing else going on.

Here she is on her 18th birthday..

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2019

04

Sep

Katelyn Ohashi Naked of the Day

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Katelyn Ohashi is a gymnast and she’s posing naked for what I assume is the ESPN body issue, where ESPN, owned by Disney, strips down athletes to showcase their fit and muscular bodies…the way Larry Nassar likes them best…before he fingers them, to help them with knee injuries while her family watches…you know that kind of thing.

That said, Gymnasts are mutants…usually midgets with way too much strength in their short limbs, looking all midget-like, but dudes still find it to be a sport they can jack off to…in their skimpy pussy hugging leotards…round strong asses…and insane flexbility…despite their stunted, often times underage, look….I can see how pervert men can be into that…or seeing the musculature in all it’s nude glory of athletes doing PR for Next Year’s Olympics…

I prefer sex tapes, but I take what I can get, being a degenerate with no standards…makes that underachieving easy.

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2019

04

Sep

Kendall Jenner Dumb Ugly and Lame of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is not hot. Sure she’s skinny, possibly tall and athletic, she got it from her daddy…and she is definitely the hottest of the trash Kardashians.

We call her the one who isn’t BLACKFISHING too hard by pretending to be black, like the other spoiled Beverly Hills girl who created a media empire that only proves how dumb society is for buying into it…

She doesn’t have the clown face or clown ass the rest do, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t used the family Plastic Surgery clinic in Bruce’s basement….where he gets all his man parts chopped. It just means she’s less cartoon like, still cartoon like, being a terrible role model to the young generation that don’t stand a fucking chance….becuase they grow u in this and are dumb as fuck….but this doesn’t help….Kendall trash.

You know she really looks more like this..

Here’s a topless photo from her Instagram..

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2019

04

Sep

Shay Mitchell Naked and Pregnant of the Day

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Here is Shay Mitchell reminding us that she is not only pregnant as fuck but is also still a slut who gets naked because she thinks she’s hot…even when pregnant, a historically disgusting time for a woman…

The fact is that girls think they are hot when they are pregnant, it’s some hormonal delusion that comes with bringing a baby to life inside their cunt.

It is like they don’t realize how what they are doing is the basis of humanity and thus not that special…most women are capable of this, even those who identify as men…

So the ego and narcissism, the celebrate herself everyday cuz she is her own passion, pretty self involved and tacky, but check out that milky tit….it’s large.

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2019

04

Sep

Kate Moss on a Roller Coaster of the Day

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NEW FETISH ALERT…

So fashion photographer Peter Lindbergh died today. He is credited as being the person who invented the Super Model, by focusing on people like Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell, back in 1990….something that worked out well for Kate Moss…who was overpaid for a pretty ridiculous skillset…

Well he hasn’t got shit on what the people actually like…not just because he is dead…and was old….but because produced pics are shit….what we really want to see is these models on Roller Coasters….30 years later…..pics taken from a fucking roller coaster camera instead of by a photographer…it’s less pretentious that way….

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2019

04

Sep

Rita Ora Posts Pic with her Gynecologist of the Day

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Rita Ora must have some serious pussy issues, because she gave her Gynecologist a shout out on her social media. His name is DR. Ahmed Isamail and she put up a selfie of them together.

I assume anyone in her life is going to have a more intimate relationship with her than with a normal. You know if you have that important friend, you give them more priority than your high school friend who lives at home with his parents….if you went to school with a tech billionaire, or a celebrity, or anyone of interest and they ask you to meet up to catch up on old times, but you have plans to play videogames with the loser who lives with his parents who you see all the time, you choose the more interesting person….so if you’re an accountant, lawyer, doctor, carpenter, whatever….you give you most high profile client the most attention or hype like a groupie fuck.

But I like to think Rita Ora’s relationship with her Gyno is more intimate one that involves dealing with her aggressive multi-strain HPV….you know shaving off those cauliflower growths with pumice stones like an Asian nail lady…you get what I am saying…this guy has been watch deep in her trying to get to the bottom of her pussy problems so much so that she considers him her savior…and it’s weird.

She went to some event, because of course she tits…I mean of course she did…LOL…oops

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2019

04

Sep

Morning Yoga Move from Some Insta Girl’s Asshole of the Day

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Her name is GYPSYON__….

I didn’t dig too deep to figure out exactly what her deal is, what she does, if she is relevant or not, or if she’s just some slutty on instagram girl….because she is a slutty instagram girl and that is all you need to know. It is hard to differentiate these people to be anything more than that because this is all they care about and work towards…they just don’t like to admit it.

But I did read the caption of her ASSHOLE…cuz you can see asshole discoloration…which I consider the gateway to her soul…but also softcore smut….posted on social media…with this caption:

Sexualise this if you want. Your perception is not my baggage to carry

Which is so silly, because how else are you supposed to interpret this content other than by sexualizing it.

She is in thong, with asshole exposed, doing yoga, losing oxygen to the brain, turning purple like a BDSM porn and showing great skill and use of her body with flexibility you’d want to fuck if you were into this kind of thing….I can assure you that despite her saying to not sexualize to diffuse the sexual nature of it….her fan base, those that aren’t fake followers, are only there to sexualize her….

Does she think it just to show technique to girls looking for the same skillset? Or is it to be sexualized…I mean her 98 percent male audience is who is really being spoken to….but in this world saying “don’t sexualize this” while she is “sexualizing” it…is some kind of wiping her hands clean of sexualization…she’s just doing yoga..and you are the fucking pervert…and apparently so am I…

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2019

04

Sep