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2019

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Friday the 13th and a Full Moon…and not much is scarier than seeing male asshole in straight porn…not that I watch porn….but you do and I can assume that is what your weekend and life is going to consist of….Friday the 13th and ANY day….

Remember the vape war is being put out there by big PHARMA that want people to have cancer. Their business relies on it.

Remember old ladies are in the no bra movement like they were young ladies. Trying to be hot because they still have tits and pussy they want filled despite their age. They grew up sexualizing themselves and have no where to turn….I just saw a group of casual joggers in their sports bra tops…nipples, full nipples…on old ladies…exposed….because they are sizing down.

I don’t know if we are legally allowed to talk about things other than our September 11th stories, even 2 days after September 11….but I just did…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Worst Song of the Year that You WIll All Know By Heart – Featuring Fat Lana Del Rey, BlackFace Ariana Grande, and Country Twerking Miley….a Shitty Feminist Anthem with as much SUBSTANCE as you’d expect the Hollywood Version of a Feminist Agenda would have
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TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE
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Slutty Construction
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Ass Finger Sniff in Public..
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INDIA FLOOD….
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Truck Parks on Motorcycle…
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Dancer Titty Flash
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Meghan Markle is Not Hot…
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The Voice of the Movie Trailers…
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Hydraulic Hot Riveting
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BRUNA NIPS!
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Get Olivia Newton-John’s Grease Jacket to Jerk Off On…
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Fast and Funeral
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Dumb
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Burning Man – EDIT
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Cat Asks for Directions….
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Security Knocks Out Fighting Students
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Nicole Williams is Bra Top..
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Road Rage Mom
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Protective Doggie Daddy
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How to Conserve 1907 Painting
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How to Dab…the Right Way
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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From the Forum

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Ariel Winter – Skinny / Busty / Ugly in Short Shorts
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Selena Gomez – Titty T-Shirt
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Karlie Kloss- So Ugly
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Kristen Stewart Tight Pants – Dyke Hair
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Carrie Underwood at an Event
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Cleavage on Some Bitch
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Sarah Hyland Scary Face
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Cindy Bruna Nips
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Jennifer Garner – Dress
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Huge Danielle Harrington Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Stripper Roof Collapse
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Amateur Beach Tits…
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Slutty Nude Bath
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Booty Panty Drop
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Playboy Girl with Huge Tits
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Throwback to Porn Star of Yesteryear
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A Bunch of Asses
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Girl Rubbing Cunt on Pole
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Workout Of the Day
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Girl Learning her Limits
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Monster Tits
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Advanced Scissoring…
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Balcony Fuck….
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Bella Hadid Nips…..
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Jessica Rabbit Chick Acting Crazy
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Gas Girl Shakes Ass…
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Acts that Make you a Whore
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Angela the Slutty Amateur
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2019

13

Sep

Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day

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Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL….

Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!…

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2019

13

Sep

Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day

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This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard….

This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists.

But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got.

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2019

13

Sep

Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day

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Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be no Kim K sex tape and thus no Kim K….so more reason to hate this entitled rich kid, who has played up her character pretty well all these years, and is still doing what she’s always done, because it’s a fucking joke and easy….and I guess not all that bad because she’s managed to influence a generation of girls to be vapid, idiot, whores who get naked on social media hoping they will end up like Paris Hilton, only without that pesky family owned Hotel empire to bog them down…

Point being, Paris Hilton Cunt…not bleeding down her leg like it probably does when her immune system is down..

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2019

13

Sep

Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong….

Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time….

While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds

Figure Skater in Tight Leggings Polina Edmunds

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2019

13

Sep

Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hilary Duff brought out her nipples in some Lizzie McGuire revival, only this version of Lizzie McGuire is a 40 year old mom of two, which I think is doing to do wonderful thing for her core fans of loyal perverts that used to jack off to Lizzie McGuire and her animated alter-ego….and I guess kids that grew up on her, but there’s none of that here….we cater to old perverts with the Disney Channel and that’s unfortunate because losers talking to losers leads to more losing…

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2019

13

Sep

Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum is some exhibitionist pervert who is acting like a 20 year old newlywed from the 1950s….back when newlyweds were all about getting their fuck on and exploring each other sexually…while we are no in an era where Newlyweds are only getting married because they’ve stopped fucking each other and have given up on fucking other people but like the idea of raising a family in a traditional home….

I guess it makes sense that Newlywed Heid Klum would act like a newlywed in the 1950s, since she was born in the 50s, or maybe was created in a lab in the 50s, we can’t be sure with at Nazi German engineering….but the being sexual and slutty on instagram is just a weird thing to discover about a bitch…it seems desperate and gross…cuz I like sluts who are sluts in private but uptight and prude in public…like in KLUMs case we all know she had a sexual dysfunction thanks to being German to begin with, then all the kids with Seal happened and we knew she liked being SHREDDED By huge cock that allowed natural birth to happen with ease, like we knew the underwear model was a slut…but we didn’t need to SEE her being a slut in selfies…the excitement was NOT seeing that and knowing…

But now everything is all in our faces, and she’s going through if not done with Menopause…so it’s her final stretch of sex appeal and she’s not going to let that go unnoticed…now that she can’t get pregnant to show us just how sexually active she is…so she posts all these post sex moments and all I can think is that her pussy is so fucking battered that it must stink…

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2019

13

Sep

Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert the “puck slut” as we call them here in Canada…cuz she only fucks hockey players…

I just wrote an entire post on this nonsense and it god deleted because I suck at the internet…

It was basically saying that Cuthbert, like all Canadian girls are Maple Syrup dick suckers, and are raised to believe that the most coveted man to get is the Hockey Player, they are deemed the God’s of Canada, and even in Elisha Cuthbert’s level of celebrity thanks to Canadian classics as Popular Science for kids, before going off to America to do cocaine with Paris Hilton, she’s still got it engrained in the core of who she is, that Hockey cock is the only cock for her….so like a cocktail waitress at the local super club, she has consistently thrown herself at hockey players…and now she’s throwing her 40 year old gunt at us…

Years ago, since she’s from Montreal, I had this viral stunt idea to flash mob her family house in MONTREAL, to stage a memorial for her career, because all those years ago she was pretty much over…and has since done nothing of interest besides grow out the gunt….

Thanks to not liking to do anything, or put effort in anything to get attention from people…I never did it, I prefer to keep my real life nonsense to stories not videos, videos makes it seem like you’re trying too hard for approval and I genuinely can’t be bothered to put effort into yotuube or any social media…to get hits because I ultimately don’t care about the public opinion and just stick to my corner of the internet…looking at GUNTS and remembering what was…while everyone else has likely forgotten Elisha Cuthbert – as they should…

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2019

13

Sep

Dora Madison Burge Still Slutty of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge in her best rendition of a sex worker’s pose for her backpages ad (RIP)…and it clearly works because I never know who this bitch was before she started getting naked on INSTAGRAM within their terms and conditions so that she doesn’t get deleted…and now I know who she is.

I don’t find her hot, but hot is in the eye of the pervert looking at a bitch. To some of us just seeing a girl stripped down and pouting her mouth like she’s shooting stills for her PORN DVD box, is exciting….I mean she looks better than most women you’ve had sex with…so hot is irrelevant….while naked and half naked is totally fucking relevant….so Dora Madison Burge is keeping busy staying more relevant than she’s ever been and all she had to do was show the people her tits….which should be outlined on every college application form…”SAVE YOUR MONEY SHOW THEM TITS IT WILL PAY OUT IN DIVIDENDS WHILE COLLEGE WILL GET YOU A JOB AT A VIDEO STORE AND VIDEO STORES DON’T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE

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2019

13

Sep

Titty Tribute to Mad Magazine of the Day

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What Me Worry?

A while ago, I picked up a MAD magazine in a grocery store because I remembered reading old mad magazines at this camp I was sent to as a kid. They were old editions so I didn’t understand any of the jokes, which paved the way for me to be an out of touch weirdo who doesn’t understand comedy, and 40 years after that horrible summer of MAD magazine, coupled with a creepy rapist #metoo but I don’t whine about it….I still didn’t understand the jokes in that MAD magazine…and as of recently….MAD magazine as officially been killed off….but it will forever live…not because of their innovating, influential approach to COMEDY…but because of this chick’s tits….cuz tits I do understand…

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