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2024

04

Jan

Sienna Schmidt is a Hot Model of the Day

I’ve never heard of Sienna Schmidt before, but apparently she goes by Sienna Raine and is a somebody. SHe’s got 150k followers on instagram, which is pretty weak when compared and contrasted to all her titty content, knowing that far more gutter and fake girls doing equally aggressive content are bringing in the millions of followers, but maybe her small follower count is intentional, to make us feel like we’ve stumbled across some kind of bikini model gem.

She is an actual model, not just an instagram model, where she’s repped by New York Models and LA Models, which I assume is not a bi-coastal escort agency, but we all know that all model agencies are pretty much escort agencies, whether the girl’s whoring for brands, agents, or high end CEOs, producers and directors in exchange for a day rate….that’s not to say Sienna Schmidt is a whore, it’s to say we’re all whores….some are just better looking and getting paid more for it.

She has a TikTok with over 330k followers, where she documents hot model humor I assume, some song and dance, lip synching with the tits out….masterful short format content creator for the new generation and I’m into it because she’s hot….even if I hate all that shit, the dumbing down of society is in full effect, we gotta join in on jerking off to it…

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2024

04

Jan

Stormi Bree the New Jonas Brothers Pussy of the Day

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Stormi Breeze is the new Jonas Brother’s pussy, she is the Sophie Turner replacement and her claim to fame isn’t being the hot pussy on a show about Dragons, but rather the hot pussy from the Teen USA competition she was a part of….on some Esptein Flight Log Stephen Hawkins shit…

She is no longer a TEEN, she’s 33 and already has a kid with some male model named Lucky Blue Smith….and now she’s grinding her mormon twat on a Jonas who she probably secretly had posters of in her childhood room that she’d pull out when the family went to bed, you know, since Mormons aren’t allowed that kind of thing.

I actually really appreciate Mormons, their traditional values, their hard work and their wholesomeness, especially when they defect like all oppressed women, and go fucking mental with their genitals they once had to hide in a pair of Mormom pantaloon bloomers..even when you’ve got a fucking porn name…

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s got 1,000,000 followers and she fucks a Jonas Brother like she was Ashley Greene who pretended she didn’t fuck a Jonas Brother, or Olivia Culpo before she went for the NFL players….

Anyway, she has elf ears in one of her pics, so clearly the Jonas brother is sticking to his nerdy dragon / fantasy fetish, only this time with big tits.

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2024

04

Jan

Grace Boor is the Instagram Of The Day

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Grace Boor has 2.5 million followers, probably because she’s a digital marketing maven, who really understand the needs and want of the social media audience, giving them the engaging content they need to click FOLLOW, thanks to her big tits.

You see, big tits are the number one marketing tool of a woman. I’m not a tit guy because I don’t discriminate against little tits, and find little tits endearing on hot fit bodies with hot asses, but I am a tit guy because I am a guy and I am wired to like tits.

I’m sure you understand what I mean, because you’re probably in the same situation, like willing to fuck a flat chested 300 pound pile of dog shit, but when you see nice big tits on a curated instagram feed of a girl who doesn’t look like she smells like dog shit, even if she does look unaffordable to hang out with, or like someone who would pepper spray you if you got too close….but that doesn’t stop you from appreciating the tit or how she uses said tit in her curated instagram content that looks expensive and like it would smell nice.

Like I said, digital marketing expert.

I don’t know anything else about Grace Boor, but I think Boor’s Boobs are all I need to know….

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2024

04

Jan

Halle Berry’s Shitty Lingerie Photo of the Day

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This is the important hard hitting news that we all need, especially when it comes to half naked celebrity dinosaurs like Halle Berry, who we don’t actually care about anymore because of the whole menopause thing but that they want us to care about so they post lingerie pics on the social media for clicks and views since they’re all on the same whore hustle. Why bother being clever when you can just show some skin for views, no matter how high profile you are.

Anyway, the story is going viral because on December 17th Halle Berry posted her in lingerie in some outdoor setting, like some kind of exhibitionist you’d find on reddit trying to get clout in her onlyfans hustle. You know, the kind of girls I am angry I never come across in public, because I know they are sneakily producing their porn out there.

As it turns out, there’s a pile of shit next to her foot, which I guess went unnoticed by most because they were zooming in on her tits, or they were assuming it was just a rock or some other gift of nature, but the nerds of the internet realized that it was shit.

I am not sure if it’s animal shit or human shit, maybe it’s even Halle Berry shit, but it’s shit and that makes her lingerie in public post a little more entertaining, creative, funny….

Now I know what some of you are thinking, that she uses feces to smear on her body to get her as brown as she can to exploit the fact that her father was black, allowing her to steal all the black jobs in racist Hollywood from full black people, because the producers are racist and liked that she was more white than she let on…so she just left her “make-up” in the frame as an Easter Egg….but I’m thinking it’s probably from a hiker or a dog who felt the spot was perfectly private enough for a dump or in Halle’s case a nude shoot cuz she’s a whore and potentially a dump because why else would her pants be off..

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2024

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is day 3 of the New Year. I think they do something called DRY NO NUT MO JANUARY TEENTH, that I fucking hope you don’t pay attention to.

You see, most memes aren’t the kind of thing you’d want to listen to or let guide you through life, but yet they are so powerful that the bulk of morons everywhere all participate in the same viral trends, because they either want to be part of the group or they have no brain of their own…so shit like Dry January exists…

I’m here to say, don’t fall for their lies….don’t fall for their resolutions…alcoholism is the only good you’ll ever know in life….stay committed to the cause fool.

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Tyreek Hills’ House was on Fire
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Gracie Hunt is at the Cabo House for the New Year in a Bikini
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Cool mentos dominoes reaction with a cat
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Alica Schmitd Rings in the New Year!
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Their Last Magic Trick (GIF)
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Pranks and gags that are sure to make you laugh hard
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Emily Ratajkowski in Revealing Outfit and Other Celebrity Girls: The Steamy Social Media Roundup
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Chrissy Teigen Nipple Slip While Celebrating John Legend’s Birthday!
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Bonus Butts #417
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Intense fight between an octopus and a crab
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Gabby Epstein’s Ode to Y2K!
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ANIMALS FUCKING HATE US: VOLUME 173
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Testing the effects of snake venom on human blood
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VIDEOS WITH A HAPPY ENDING
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People getting scared of crossing a really tall bridge
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Jutta Leerdam’s Year In Review Includes Booty!
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Some of the craziest water slides ever
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A Timeless Legacy: Miss Universe Winners – Then VS. Now
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Adorable reaction of putting a drop of water on a spider’s head
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Zoe Saldana buys stunning Montecito home
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Timelapse of a whole chicken being eaten by maggots
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20 Stunning Latin Ladies
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Pranking Lowe’s LOL (GIF)
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Sommer Ray Is Breaking Stereotypes!
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10 of the craziest animal camouflages ever
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Tough Guy Twitter Threat to Aaron Rodgers over Epstein Claims!
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Sami Sheen’s a Bahamas Mama!
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Paige Spiranac’s Jaw-Dropping Bikini Extravaganza with Big Boobs and Mesmerizing Ass!
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Man barely manages to escape a scary workplace accident
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These Were The Ideal Beauty Standards For Men And Women Throughout The 20th Century
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Leni Klum – getting ready for a Dior event
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Stroll at the Beach in St. Barts!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: JAZMINE.HUNTER
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Lisa Rinna’s Full Frontal Selfie!
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10 of the best time lapses of food rotting
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Compilation of the funniest idiots ever
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Olivia Wilde – Leaving a fitness session in Los Angeles
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Lady Victoria Hervey – Bikinis at the beach in Western Barbados
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Mariah Carey – Arriving at concert for Nas at Belly Up Aspen
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Kimberley Garner – Bikini for a photoshoot on the beach in St Bart’s
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Bebe Rexha – Gala One at the Eden Rock Hotel in Saint Barth
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Emma Raducanu – Round of 32 match of Women’s ASB Classic in Auckland
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Bikini at the beach in Florianopolis
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Sila Sahin nude and leaked
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Vickie Jay What A Body FTV Milfs
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Hot Hot Tub Time!
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Natural Jiggle (GIF)
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Busty Katerina Soria via Fancentro
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Nice Mouse Pad (GIF)
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Stunning Model Gloria Sol Via Playboy
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Mona Azar Thick at Creators Inc NYE 2024!
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Kira Queen Massage Queen
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Kanye West Sharing Sexy Boob Photos of His Wife Bianca Censori!
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Now We Know
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Zuckerberg’s College Years
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Kira Clark Pinupfiles 25th Anniversary Set 2
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Irina Shayk – Handbra
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Big Boobie Anneth via Photodromm
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Worst Bus Passenger of the Day
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Elle Mira Showing Off Her Luscious Curves!
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A warm-up blowjob in the park followed by sex at home
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Fun On Winter Break
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2024

03

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Sheer Dress of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is on vacation with her Hailey Beiber friend, because the duo came up in this social media world together, at least Hailey Bieber came up in the social media world by riding the backs of Kendall Jenner, but Kendall needs fake friends in the fake world her fake family built for her, but hey, at least she’s rich.

She decided to wear a sheer dress, that is probably high fashion’s take on Fashionova stripper gear, which became a billion dollar company, which means her hot tits are pretty visible, her hot body looking alright, with what we’ll assume are real hips, but when it comes to these people, all that shit is fake….and she may even have a dick like her dad, maybe it’s her dad’s dick she keeps in her purse…I don’t fucking care, I’m looking at the nips.

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2024

03

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Old Lady Tongue of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale won’t die. She’s old as shit but she’s not rotting at the appropriate speed. It’s safe to assume that she is infact a vampire, maybe not a traditional one, just one who makes kale smoothies with dead babies she buys off her Mexican gardners.

This is strategic hydration, diet, exercise, botox, I don’t know what the fuck is responsible for an old lady to still be hot, but the old lady still be hot.

In this series of photos she is tonguing a man in an Eamonn Holmes mask, I only know that because she tagged Eamonn Holmes, who is an Irish journalist, host of a morning how, presenter, whatever…that may have been fucked by Beckinsale at some point in his life, or who is just a punchline to a very weird joke if you’re not British…

The point of the post is her tongue, set up for you to imagine it in your asshole, which is what the young people Kate Beckinsale dates are into, so you know she does it to compensate for the decomposing smell she’s got.

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2024

03

Jan

Selena Gomez Weird Bikini Pic of the Day

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I hear that the unstable alcoholic that is Selena Gomez is looking at a cake or pizza that she’s about to dive into like it’s her swimming pool, she’s already got her bathing suit on and everything, because when you have Kidney Failure due to LUPUS, the only solution is to emotionally eat your way into obesity….which they want you to believe is the number 1 key to health and happiness, even though fat people are all sick and sad…because sick and sad people make good consumers.

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2024

03

Jan

Zara Larsson Hard Nipple of the Day

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Zara Larsson is a Swedish popstar who has been in the Swedish entertainment scene for a long time.

If you’re like me, you’re idea of Swedish women are 1970s flight attendants with long legs and big tits, doing their best to not sound like the Swedish Chef muppet.

So the big necked designed for throating Zara Larsson may not be the look you’re dreaming of but according to WIKIPEDIA she does condom fetish content that she positions as activism, where she inserts her foot and leg into a condom to prove that you can’t have a dick too big for a condom, so long as your cock isn’t bigger than her foot, but you can probably have a dick too small for a condom, you can tell us about that in your memoirs…and ultimately condoms sucking has nothing to do with penis size, we’re just no interested in fucking rubber or making that burning rubber smell from our humping thrusts.

What else have we got on Zara Larsson….she partnered with a Chinese brand for money that is apparently an evil brand that doesn’t care about human rights…

Ultimately, this is a lot of words for a set of braless tits laying back….obviously she’s annoying on the internet, everyone is annoying on the internet, they just balance it out with titty pics and that’s what I care about.

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2024

03

Jan

Heather Graham Maybe Skinny Dipping of the Day

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Heather Graham is hiding her body, that could be nude, in the pool on some luxury retreat, since she’s modest or old or OLD and modest. She’s got a boyfriend, he’s named John de Neufville, so maybe she’s keeping things classy!

John de Neufville is the founder and CEO of a company called Eutectix based out of Troy Michigan.

They apparently manufactures metal allows for aerospace, hydrogen storage, and other things that are used in batteries, electronics, magnets, superalloys and 3D Printing.

I think her John de Neufville may be John de Neufville the second, riding the trust fund into the panties of celebs like Heather Graham.

Heather Graham is old as shit by now, but I did almost watch BOOGIE NIGHTS last night to see her at her prime, knowing I had this post to write and figured I should invest into doing some research for my very important blog post. In the end, I decided to not bother with that bullshit since no one reads what I write, and really if we have access to Boogie Nights, Roller Girl, her merkin lookin’ tight, her tits looking better, we don’t really need a 30 year older version in the pool.

She was hot, she’s old now, I’m happy to look at her smutty content for social media on her worldly travels because I’m a nice guy, but the beauty of the internet is that we don’t need new nudes to get off to old pussy, we can use the old nudes of it when it was fresher pussy. I mean that also applies to dead people, jerkin off to Anna Nicole Smith today would require some serious effort, when you can just pull up the archive bro.

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