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2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was at the pharmacy shopping for pee pads for my diabetic and lazy wife, when some Em Rat Cow looking troll bitch in a crop top and see through skirt that she bought off instagram cut me off with her shopping cart, making me think bitch is in a rush to get Plan B because dude just busted in her and she’s not ready to be a “mommy blogger” with the family content, she’s still primed, slutty and eager to post the nudes…so it’s gotta be a rush to get some Valtrex or other anti-viral meds to make her herpes go away before her nude shoot….or maybe she was keen to get some laxatives to thin out, some enemas for anal…..or some make-up to contour her face like a kardashian….

But it was to fill it up with cans of Perrier. It was a Perrier emergency…a classy sparkling water emergency….to stay hydrated but based on her look, I am not convinced that Perrier can wasn’t going to be her co-star in a Perrier Porn ad – now that Porn is mainstream – featuring a “how many cans can I fit in my asshole” cam girl show…and this girl looking all Em Rata Instagam was that girl.

But then again, whenever I look at any woman, I think of the things she’s inserted into he asshole…

Here are some stepLINKS stomp the yard.

Leader of the Straight Pride Coalition Calls His Own Group Racist
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Tax Evaders of the Day
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BULLY of the Day
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Girl in the Sheer See Through
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How Items are Destroyed at the Airport
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Mister West Virgina Reaction Video
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WWII Field Kitchen Overview
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Epstein’s Island Compound Gets Raided
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Kate Upton is Busted
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PIZZA Fail
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Neck Fail…
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Weird Fake House in NYC
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I am the leader of an incel community of woman hating perverts who can’t get laid….

Then I remember I’m not a leader of anything. In order to lead you need followers and as per my social media…and pretty every aspect of my life – I have no followers….

So instead I’ll just remain in this delusion that this site caters to the elite who will fuck anything because we can, but will call out the celebrities for being “whatever” and “overrated” or ugly or having fat toes, hairy nipples, diaper rash, a shitty face injected muppet looking face.. in that particular moment, cuz they are overly hyped, over paid and have inflated egos cuz they think they “made” it, but they actually fucking suck and represent all that is bad in society…while thinking they are an elite part of society like we are elite perverts…..

What I am saying is that there are hotter girls half naked in the park right, in shorts too tight, shirts too see through, nipples too hard thanks to empowered feminism….so get to the park….not that you’re allowed 250 feet from a park….you sick fuck….

Either way…LINKS….

Porn Chick Mia Khalifa Only Made 12k in Porn cuz Porn Girls Don’t Get Paid Shit
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Kate Upton Gross with her Big Tits in a Magazine
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Bully Spits on Kid with Broken Arm
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Andy Dick Gets Knocked Out
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T-Pain Burnt Through 40 Million
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New Addams Family Trailer
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Taylor Swift Showing Off her Fat Legs
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Formerly Transgender Man Now Identifies As A Genderless Alien
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How Illegal Items Are Found And Destroyed At JFK Airport
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Overstock CEO Says Bill Bar will Expose Biggest Scandal in History
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Gay Pic
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Katy Perry Accussed of Sexual Assault
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Cat Loves Spaghetti
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Fast Acting Bus Driver Saves Kid’s Life…
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Jade Thirlwall Shares Image of her Nipples in a Sheer Top
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Bella Thorne in a Pink Bikini Nipple
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Drake Continues to be Lame as Fuck
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Bernie Sanders Says Climate Change is a Bigger Threat than Al Qaeda – Because It Is…
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Comedian Makes Fun of Hands with a Dude with Mutated Hands….
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Ultimate West Virginia Man Reacts To Watching A Tree
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The Joe Biden Gaffes
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Massive Explosion in Russian Army Warehouse…
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Oblivious Woman Steps Off Bus While It’s Still Moving
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The Chris Cuomo Brawl….
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Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s Inspirational Speech
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350000 people want Joe Rogan to Moderate the Presidential Debate
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Entitled Cunt of the Day
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Old Lady VS Kamala Harris
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IMDB Panders to LGBTQ
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Alexis Ren – Cleavage
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GIRLS TO FUCK …
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Courtney Stodden – Bikini Goddess
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Nathalie Emmanuel Hot Bating Suit Ass on a Boat
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Hendricks Huge Tits
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Tasya Teles Bikini
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Kate Upton at the Today Show
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Kate Upton in a Magazine
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Kate Moss Bikini
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Julianne Hough – Slutty Mormon
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Emma Watson in Black at the Hospital – I Bet Herpes Outbreak Wizard Shit
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Marla Sokoloff big Tits
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Melissa Benoist in Brentwood
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Hudgens Bikini Ass
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tumblr Porn of the Day – TUMBLR Is Perverted…
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Restaurant Flashers
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Slutty Amateur
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Sloppy Monster Tits
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My Kind of Distracted Driver
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Pig Riding a Dick….
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The Ultimate in Crack Whores
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Nastya Pussy
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Hot Body Strip
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Naked Tanning
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Titty Jiggle Time
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Two Fingers in One Asshole
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A Whole Bunch of Great Asses
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Allie Leggett Hot Nude photoshoot.
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Pussy and Flowers
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Still Traumatized from this Piss Video
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Booty Walk
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Girl Just Wanna Fuck…
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2019

Aug

Dove Cameron Hard Nipple Role Model of the Day

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Dove Cameron posted this shit set to some dumb as fuck feminist quote as an excuse to post this shit in a you don’t need an excuse to post this shit girl…just keep up the good work….nipples…like she was Jen Aniston on Friends back in 1993…50 fucking years ago…nipples ain’t a feminist thing but they are HOT…..

As you’d expect, these nipples inspired other nipples…just read the silly comment on one of these pics….good work girls…keep things empowered!!

Here you can see girl gotta give a full bodied shot to let you know she’s serious about this whole feminism thing….

Let’s hope the next stop her big old bush…stay tuned to find out if the carpet matches the drapes….

Point being….Ya girl BEEN slutty..
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2019

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless Again of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this caption to the above pic:

Come meet me at the grove tomorrow!!! 7 pm come hear me read new parts of my book

Which is exactly what you’d think she was promoting, her ability to read a best selling book she wrote, when she can barely write instagram captions, because the quality people, especially young people, seek in content they digest is pretty fucking superficial…they don’t look for quality, thought provoking, inspiring…they want fast food and clickbait put together by some molested Disney Kid who is trying to be the voice of a generation, even though I’m sure a lot of her generation don’t give a fuck about her hacking up their scene….while a lot of other ones do care cuz they want IG followers and envy her for her reach…because none of these people have any depth, they are too busy staring at themselves in mirrors…they just want to be part of things that make them look cool. They want to buy shit they can’t afford to look cool, go places others go to look cool, and it’s a whole keeping up with the Kardashians that I expect will end eventually…they can’t keep this lie going forever…

Bella Thorne gets a lot of hype cuz she gets naked enough to matter but not enough to get fired from the mainstream and with that she’s riding high, making lots of money to feed her broken girls soul, and eventually this too will crash and burn…cuz it’s boring…and we’re all ready for something less disgusting, new, fresh, that doesn’t look like it smells like piss and feces…as this looks like it smells like piss and feces..

If I had to describe Bella Thorne as a place, it would be Truck Stop Bathroom after a horrible accident that caused huge traffic on the day the Janitor called in sick.

Here she is in a short dress..

Here is her “ex girlfriend” Tana Mongeau being slutty..

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2019

Aug

Diane Kruger Naked of the Day

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Here’s Diane Kruger cheating on Joshua Jackson…what a whore…

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2019

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha posted this picture with some empowering bullshit line, that’s her angle, it needs to be her angle, she’s fat and old, what other angle can she take, other than being empowered in who she is, and what better way to do that than with her fat mom aged gun hanging out of the sides of her bikini bottoms…gross…keep that saggy beer belly of an upper pussy to your damn self grandma…

ANYWAY…she posed this pic saying “Dedicated to the music exec who said she is too old to be sexy”….because I guess sexy to her is defined by putting up pics of yourself in your underwear…with an inspirational quote that the patriarchy is trying to bring girls down…girl power…to fish for girls to say “you’re so sexy”….in some weird egotistical nonsense…

She went onto tell a story about how the exec said her “brand” was confusing, because it is….and there were a lot more words I didn’t read because the fact this bitch has a platform to preach her nonsense is what is wrong with America…

She did say she is tired of women being labeled as “Hags” when they reach a certain agin I guess she’d prefer to be called “Fatty with the drying up uterus”….

Sexy is more than nudes on instagram and I have a feeling NO ONE told BEBE REXHA the storyline she’s pretending happened to make her NUDE seem less desperate.

Garbage.

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2019

Aug

Ashley Greene Bondage Erotica of the Day

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Ashley Greene is producing clickbait in efforts to matter…cuz she doesn’t matter….and barely mattered even when she did matter….

She is one of those actresses that never really hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, they even fucked the same JONAS BROTHERS….

She got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring bullshit, knowing that any Florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….and had been fucking since she was 14 years old on the family trailer park lot….with her family…

It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert…

Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be..

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2019

Aug

Ava Capra Nipples of the Day

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Ava Capra is apparently from Top Model…and apparently into wearing the silliest outfits to make a statement and get noticed….by the people at comicon…who will hire her to work a booth or to walk around handing out stickers to virgin nerds cuz they’ll find it all so hot, too hot to handle…cuz they are virgin comicbook nerds and all vagina in costume excites them and makes them want to test out moves they learn in porno on them….and she’ll just be happy to get work as a model after all these years of being non-existent, even after being on a show about being a model…which you’d assume meant she was a model…who got some coverage for being a model…while rich kids with no business being models are taking her work…

Either way…nice outfit.

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2019

Aug

Bianca Andreescu Has Killed Serena Williams of the Day

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Bianca Andreescu is the GYPSY HUNGARIAN who picked up a Tennis Racket when her family was going from carnival to carnival in their Caravan as her dad was an athlete in and of his own right, where he excelled at juggling on a Bear’s shoulders as the bear balanced on a ball…

She is now a CANADIAN TENNIS PRODIGY who made Serena Williams, the monster cry, and even was recorded calling Serena Williams a beast, while reminding us all that Eastern European women are powerful, just look at these fucking tree trunk legs, capable of destroying an old, fat black lady, at the sport the old fat black lady got rich from…

I am into tennis pussy, I find it hot, but like all athletics, I don’t really love the girls who excel at any sport for being hot….usually being hot and being good at a sport are mutually exclusive…like the hot ones in the sport are usually ranked in the top 100 in the world, the top 2-3 are basically like dudes…

But I see what women look like, their thickness celebrated, so clearly some people would want these thighs to crush their head like a watermelon, while others like Serena Williams and myself will just like to watch her Crush Watermelons…it’s a fetish you know.