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2019

13

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is out there with her hard nipples and fit enough body considering how pudgy she’s been over the years….and I guess she’s doing it for ELVIS….because ELVIS is her boyfriend…or at last the queer actor who was just selected to play ELVIS cuz all actors are queer…is her boyfriend…and since all actors are queer….we can assume their sex involves him looking at himself in the mirror reciting his lines while she uses a HITACHI MAGIC WAND or something more high end on her twat.

We have to remember, and of course we remember, that Vanessa Hudgens is a little pervert who was taking nude selfies featuring her hairy little pussy, before it was a thing. A Disney Kid moving first on sex work that she claimed was a “Violation” so that it didn’t damage her pervert career and despitee not looking that great, or her lawyers pretending she was underage in the pics to get them off the internet, I developed a respect that will be a lifelong respect for her, cuz girls who took nude selfies early in the nude selfie game are awesome..

So her hard nipples and ass in her yellow bikini, despite her possibly being pregnant is a reminder that Vaneessa Hudgens is great, if not in looks, then in attitude, but not in actual attitude cuz actors are entitled brats, but great in the fact she took nudes.

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2019

13

Aug

Whitney Cummings Nipple Extortion of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is a terrible fucking comedian, I don’t care what anyone says. I get that she sucked some proper dick, or charmed some idiot decision makers in Hollywood, and I get that she’s had some hit shows that she’s produced and made millions from, and I don’t discount or discredit that hustle, but there are many people out there with lesser talent, or with no talent, wh figured out how to milk the system.

I accidentally watched her Netflix special, or at least 5-7 minutes of it before being disgusted and turning it off.

I assume that she’s out here tits out trying to promote the shit…because it was that bad and needs to get some hype behind it and anyone with tits knows that this is how you get hype – fuck – she made a career off these tits where people would say “she’s not that funny” but “she’s got tits”..

Anyway, here is her rant about exposing her nipple on instagram claming she is being extorted..right…

Here is her other social media nudity..cuz that’s her tactics…

what is this FACE? It’s bad…like her comedy special…trying to be relatable but just being dog shit…

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Posted in:Whitney Cummings

2019

13

Aug

Chloe Green Topless of the Day

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Chloe Green topless on a boat with her new boyfriend…

She was the nasty, fat, vile billionaire’s daughter who married the “hot felon” meme, because when you’re rich there are so many different ways you can piss off your dad, and one of those ways is that…..not to mention, when you’re rich you can buy anything you want, including the cock of a meme you just couldn’t get out of your head, even if that’s some gutter criminal….and carry him around to high society events. I guess she was trying to line up genetics that she wanted to breed with…like some rich person trying to breed horses up in themselves….

Either way, she has new cock, probably not gutter criminal cock…and she’s got her nasty billionaire tits out….fun times…and the dream to be a K-Fed is alive..

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Posted in:Chloe Green

2019

13

Aug

Kristen Bell’s Scary Old Fat Arms of the Day

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I know this is hard to see amongst her titty with a potentially puffy nipple…but Kristen Bell, the 40 year old mom, married to a fucking annoying loser, has some real fucking gnarly ass arms…

I don’t think I ever watched Kristen Bell in anything other than Forgetting Sarah Marshall, where she only stood out as being the “why the fuck would anyone be broken up over this bitch”…and the “how could he hook up with her when he’s got Mila Kunis who was looking her best at the time all over him”….it was a reminder that we were watching a comedy cuz in any normal world replacing some ugly bitch with a hot bitch grows you a set of balls that allows you to say “fuck off” to the ugly bitch…

That said, I don’t have any interest in her recent re-do of some shitty show I never watched, but she’s doing press for it, so all of a sudden she matters again, and in mattering again we have to see her fucking old lady arms that we’d rather see her use to fly away on….but instead she’s acting like they aren’t fucking gross and flabby and old…wearing a fucking sex sleeveless dress…shouldn’t someone advise her?? Doesn’t she have a team? I guess they are only paid to Praise her….

Either way, gross.

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Posted in:SFW

2019

13

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits in the water, possibly looking for the next home to home wreck….is a great lesson in the loyalty that Country Music provides for their artist. They are good people, American people, who still buy CDs, and go to Church and celebrate Christmas and shit….and they don’t get mad at LeAnn, they see her as a victim of the devil that is Hollywood…and they will still buy her records and see her perform at the Mississippi Casino…because she is onee of their own and for that they will forever support her, the more and more she looks and becomes a gutter porn looking bitch…

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2019

13

Aug

Danielle Harris Breast Feeding Exhibitionist of the Day

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The fact that this natural bodily function is considered activism is so fucking dumb, yes, you are a mom and your tits are full of milk to feed your baby…it’s how you are supposed to feed your baby, it’s not something you need to post on the internet unsolicited feeling empowered cuz it is gross…you are a mom who is mom aged keep that old used up tit to your damn self…

Not to mention, it shames those women who can’t breast feed. So mean spirited you bragging cunt…

It’s like if we all have bodily functions, but that doesn’t give us the right to post our boners, or DM or boners, or show how we cum, or show off our shit…it is frowned upon..but this, for some reason isn’t?

I’ve never seen a mom breastfeeding shamed for breast feeding. I think this whole thing has been made up by whores who want an excuse to pull out their tits without seeming slutty, well guess what we want that version of the tit…and we don’t want this….

She’s 42, no one cares who she is, and this is disgusting.

Posted in:Danielle Harris|SFW

2019

13

Aug

Maria Menounos No Armpit Hair So You Know She’s Old of the Day

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Maria Menounos is old, dated, out of touch and her Calvin Klein bra doesn’t fool me into thinking she’s a millennial….I know she’s too old for that…and you can tell by the fact that she’s got no fake armpit hair like Rat Cow the liar…or real armpit hair like trashcan Bella Thorne…so her trying to be hip, hot and cool at 40 isn’t reeally working for her, and she should really look to her Greek Ancestors to find the secret tzatziki sauce to success…..or she could just read this….cuz the secret tzatziki sauce for an old bitch to get noticed is ANAL…..turn to the asshole..it is the gateway to a soul no matter how old and dried up she is…there’s ample olive oil for that…

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2019

13

Aug

Shay Mitchell Doing Pregnancy Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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The last thing I want to see a pregnant bitch do is strip down to a bikini and crawl around on all fours…

I get that these women are trying to maintain a level of hype around themselves, knowing they are easily replaced and forgotteen if they don’t….and they know that all fours is what got them in this mess all along…and they know that all fours is the only way Matte Babel fucks here cuz otherwise he’s gotta face the next 18 years of his life head on….hoping it comes with child support / spousal support while he stays at home parents and she keeps earning for the family like a good little Indian…who started out rich to being with..

I just don’t really want to see the milk sacks ready to feed the baby while on all fours, let’s stick to thee ass and pussy area….keep that gunt out of sight….this isn’t a ready to drop fetish site….yet.

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

13

Aug

Creep Takes Upskirt Photos and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage…

Dumb Fucking Car

I wonder if he has Sleep Apnea

Road Rage Idiot Falls Out of Moving Car

Drunk Australian Takes Out Scooter Driver in Bali

Robber’s Bad Luck….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone says they are dead on the inside – I was on instagram for 5 mins while taking a shit..make that 20 mins – I have anus hemorrhoid problems – and I saw people write dead inside at least 8 times – like none of those losers are actually dead on the inside so I don’t understand why they are fronting like they are. I guess it is cool to pretend to be unphased and damaged in a “who cares I’m dead” kind of way…but when it’s set to selfies of yourself in various states of undress it seems like you’re not really dead on the inside at all, it’s just an angle to make your slutty pics seem more meaningful….and I find that offensive to those who are actually dead on the inside and not some IG influencer in training using it as a hook. It is like black face only for people dead on the inside…

Here are some morning links…

The Reason Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Broke Up…
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Police Want Trolls To Stop Making Fun of This Guy’s Hairline
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Mom Slides Down Stairs
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A Rod Got Robbed
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Sarah Silverman Fired for Blackface
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IMDB Panders to the Trannies….
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Marc Maron’s Comedy Central Roast of Chevy Chase in 2002
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Weirdness with Cenozoic Animals.
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CNN’s Chris Cuomo Tries to Start a Fist Fight – CNN Doesn’t Fire Him…
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Rihanna Grocery Shopping
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Owning a Love Hotel in Japan
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Liam Hemsworth on Splitting with Miley….
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Epstein was found Hanging
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This Will Get You Laid
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