DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Remember when people thought Ricky Martin was Straight. That was funny.

But not as funny as when you see women fighting for the right to breast feed in public, but then fighting with you when you watch a mom breast feed in public,….confusing you….cuz weird times.

I was watching a mom breast feeding with her monster, fertile, milk filled tits at the public pool.

Full tit out of her bikini top…I know a mom in a bikini…you’d assume she’d want to be stared at…

She’d want me noticing the tramp stamp she was getting removed…..

But instead she told me to fuck off, or maybe just gave me a dirty look….I can’t be too sure but it was enough for me to realize this protest to breast feed in public fetish isn’t an invitation to masturbate to breast feeding moms in public….at least not when you’re someone they don’t want masturbating to them…..I am sure if I was Ricky Martin bitch would be loving it….

So what is the fucking point of that? Keep your tits at home if you don’t want us getting boners or trying to get boners to the tits cuz we are old, not that old, but old enough to get boners to tits instead of throat fucking incest porn the kids of today are into…

Here are some other pics….or links…fuck off…Paul Walker Didn’t Die for this Shit…

Game of Thrones Showrunners Ditch Comicon
CLICK HERE

TBT – Sperm Eating Blogger…
CLICK HERE

Bachelor Creator Beats wife
CLICK HERE

Kim K Tries to Free ASAP Rockey
CLICK HERE

Distracted Driver
CLICK HERE

Berkley Bans Manholes…a
CLICK HERE

Go Fund Me Set Up for RHODA
CLICK HERE

Daphne Joy Bikini
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow Booty
CLICK HERE

Angelina Jolie Braless in Paris
CLICK HERE

Guy Fieri is Making Radioactive Ribs for Area51
CLICK HERE

Soldiers at the Mall Altercation
CLICK HERE

Yahoo Called Chris Pratt a Nazi
CLICK HERE

Weird chick Fil A Sing-A-Long
CLICK HERE

Celebs who FaceApp…Suck
CLICK HERE

Kruger Park Elephant Car Chase
CLICK HERE

Top Gun Maverick Trailer
CLICK HERE

Ireland Baldwin Ass in G-String
CLICK HERE

Woman Saves Bird
CLICK HERE

Restaurant Uses Weird Slide to Deliver Food
CLICK HERE

Fat Ass on the Bikini Runway…
CLICK HERE

Idiot on a Hoverboard
CLICK HERE

Nevr Forgt Buzz Aldrin Punching a Moon Landing Denier
CLICK HERE

====

SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
CLICK HERE

TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
CLICK HERE

SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT. So it Counts.
CLICK HERE

Poker Club To Win CASH!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Emma Roberts Ass in Leeggins – Hot Thin Body
CLICK HERE

Naked Celebs…
CLICK HERE

Vanessa Hudgens Pregnancy Walk
CLICK HERE

Gisele Trans Bikini
CLICK HERE

Christina Aguilera Fat in Concert
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid Cleavage Monster
CLICK HERE

Lori Loughlin Not in Jail
CLICK HERE

Zoey Deutch Bikini
CLICK HERE

Sylvie Meis Bikini
CLICK HERE

Emily Deschanel
CLICK HERE

Jordyn Jones – Slutty
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

I call This – Trashy Oiled Up Asshole
CLICK HERE

Jade Kush in Net Lingeriee
CLICK HERE

Hot Topless Beach Babe
CLICK HERE

Boob Face Swap
CLICK HERE

On the Porn Set
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Booty
CLICK HERE

First Thing You’d Buy if you Won the Lottery
CLICK HERE

Kyla Cole and her Peacock Feather Nudity of the Day…
CLICK HERE

Titty Jiggle
CLICK HERE

When a Bartender Jacks You Off
CLICK HERE

Hot Big Titty Nude Amateur
CLICK HERE

Two Ways to Fight for a Woman’s Honor
CLICK HERE

Masked Amateur Deep Throat – Who Finds This Shit Hot – It’s Awful.
CLICK HERE

Electrocution Porn
CLICK HERE

TUMBLR PORN COLLECTED BY ME CUZ I AM A PERVERT ON TUMBLR
CLICK HERE

They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….it’s just Sex you get to Watch..
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

THE ONLY LINKS THAT MATTER BESIDES HERE….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! |

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

18

Jul

Miley Cyrus Twerk Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

Miley is back to being ghetto again….

It’s not really ghetto cuz she’s a vanilla ice cream, disney mainstream, poptart bullshit that has zero fucking edges…

But it’s her rendition of ghetto, that gets the likes, as all the suburban white people are into that shit, they think it makes them more interesting…but really they lack any sort of vibe and bore the fuck out of everyone…except when they do naked / nude / slutty things…in which case we all ignore how lame, try hard, cheesy, it is and say “look, Miley is twerking like it was 2013 again….6 years later…not much better that she was when she first culture vultured the shit”…but still worth watching!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Alyssa Lynch Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Alyssa Lynch is some Canadian actress (sure she is)…and she’s got nipples on her bolt on tits (sure she does)….

Her claim to fame is being one of the Saved by the Bell Character in a Lifetime movie on the show….I am assuming she didn’t play Screech or Mr Belding or even Zach…but she may have fucked them all for the job…as she’s got the look of a stripper with a dream…who reminds us all that sometimes all you need is a dream…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alyssa Lynch

2019

18

Jul

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

No Comments »

Garbage.

Here she is with her new blonde hair..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Wet and Naked Rub Down of the Day

No Comments »

Alessandra Ambrosio bores me, but luckily everyone who visits this site is an old fuck dot com, young people don’t read blogs, so as we all age together, it’s nice to look onto the girls who were young ot things when all this blogging shit happened 15 years ago and see how they ended up…you know to point and laugh at how old and disgusting they are…even when they make the 40 year old women in our lives look like real fucking shit, they still are a fraction of what they were at 20….NOT TO MENTION…while I MENTION it….this is the internet, why the fuck should we waste time on an old timer when we’re old and surrounded by old, when we can jerk off to the younger new pussy the way the internet intended when it was created as a masturbation station for one and all…

RIGHT.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Instathot of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t know her name – but she’s diddling herself on instagram shamelessly, so I’ll assume she’s an influencer, sugar baby, and/or cam girl…because this right here is how you make a mark and get ahead in this scary world of the internet…until you have a mental breakdown and end up realizing you are more than just some sex object doing nude shoots for meaningless likes and follows from perverts who are just there for the tits…you know that lack of substance following you don’t even properly execute or monetize…and that there is more to you and your voice…so you become trans for attention as kids are doing….because trans is taken seriously while tits out in underwear on internet is not.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Nudity of the Day

No Comments »

Ireland Baldwin may not have got her moms genes, but she got that ass from her dad!

This is likely a photoshopped ass, which makes it EVEN worse of an ass than you originally thought it would be….

The only real question I have for Ireland, the 7 foot tall celebrity rich kid that her celebrity parents have written off / forgotten or in Alec Baldwin’s case, forced to start a whole new family because his first one was a fail, you know one of those people who rebuilds the farm after in burns down instead of crying about it, while leaving the casualty of the barn fire, in this case Ireland Baldwin to fend for herself with that insurance money the incident gave her. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t, since I went a weird route explaining this G-String ass…

For the record, I hate G-Strings and always have….they just make asses, even good asses, look silly.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Izabel Goulart Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Izabel Goulart , the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine.

So when I am looking at slutty pics of her, hoping for a labia slip, I am here sub-consciously expecting a scrotum and that takes all the fun out of sexualizing her….I ain’t no queer you queer…

The fact she’s Brazilian, the hub of all Tranny AIDS that infiltrates the porn scene #LARAROXX makes it even more challenging…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

Josephine Skriver is the opposite of abortion, and not in the way everyone who is alive right now, or really anyone who has ever lived is the opposite of an abortion, but in the way that “GOD” didn’t intend for her to exist, she was created in a lab due to science, but who still got to exist because no one really cares about God’s plan, especially not scientists trying to figure out ways to fuck the system their own way…

She’s the opposite of an abortion in that people who get abortions get yelled at, spat on, or things thrown at them by the people of Jesus who think they are going against God’s gift of life, yes, even crackhead crack baby momma’s get the “it has a heartbeat you murderer”….where are Skriver was never the will of God or from natural sex…her gay biologist creator she calls dad, inseminated some lesbian’s egg and was forced to raise her cuz it worked….it defied “god’s” will and here she is producing smut on the internet, with the cosign of a billion dollar brand, making millions…cuz I guess God doesn’t exist.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2019

18

Jul

Kendall Jenner Attention Seeking of the Day

No Comments »

This idiot Kendall Jenner

Here she is at Wimbledon, who cares..

But she has hard nipples and her ass is out…and that’s the key to fucking success in this world that pretends to not value superficial things like looks or titties but that everyone celebrated like Kendall Jenner are putting out there in order to be celebrated. It’s so confusing to understand the narrative of the times…but that’s to be expected when the people you look up to are muppets.