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2019

10

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there.

It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation….

She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots.

I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do.

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2019

10

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Got Her Bikini Tits Out of the Day

I thought Adriana Lima expired or retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for year after year after years…

YET HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI FROM A TITTY ANGLE THAT I GUESS SHE FINDS FAVORABLE….

It is the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…because she doesn’t know any other moves. A one Trick Trick….

Maybe she is either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she has become or maybe she just doesn’t care, because she’s Adriana Lima and her ego overpowers that…..

I find it hard to believe she isn’t self conscious, or doesn’t realize she is aging badly….even though all women realize they are aging badly….in the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages you half retard who uses a lunchbox fuck….which is not a good kind of aging…

But the tits…in a bikini…on her back the way old ladies like to be…I learned that on an episode of the Golden Girls…

Posted in:Adrinana Lima|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day

Eva Longoria Erotica

Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions.

I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka….

You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener…

This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best.

Eva Longoria Erotica

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Hannah Palmer Pussy Flash of the Day

I have no idea who Hannah Palmer is, but she’s got that instagram girl look that is very popular on instagram, in what I normally assume is an LA sugar baby, with 750,000 followers, despite no one having any idea who she is…the kind of girl who promotes weird Chinese clothing brands, skinny teas, some CBD or Made in China watches…you know the type…

I do know what her pussy looks like, and it seems to be a bald pussy, in an era of bush, so you can deduce the kind of girl she is…

I also know EATS.CHANNEL on instagram, the geniuses who made this video for their amazing INSTAGRAM account… run by a successful Music Video and TV Commercial director named Chris Applebaum….who directed the Miley Video for the song in his Fourth of July amazingness. META.

Big fans over here…..

I mean keep bringing the pussy to the internet the way pussy has been presented to us for our entire lives….celebrate hot chicks doing not much else beyond being hot….and guess what it’s not misogynistic, it’s not objectifying, it’s what the good AMERICAN people were brought up on, raised by….it’s no different than what girls spreading their assholes on instagram…they just think it is…not this kind of girl…those evil fun killing feminist girls….but I’ll look at their cunts too cuz this is America.

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2019

10

Jul

Katharine McPhee Fixing The Pussy Lips of the Day

Katharine McPhee Bikini Pussy Check

Katharine McPhee is no longer topless on her honeymoon with her grandpa, instead she is seen here stuffing her meaty vagina back into her bikini bottoms….

If there’s one thing I know about Katharine McPhee, it’s that she spells her name with an A not an E and that fucks with my head. Who does that?

The other thing I know about her, is that she had vaginalplasty….

There were leaked nudes of the American Idol starlet in what was likely an iCloud hack, and the highlight pics were her scabbed up pussy selfie that you know was for her doctor…so medical…so erotic…

You know a bitch wit a VULVA complex, trying to get better, do better, improve herself through surgery about something she was insecure about…in order to land the man of her dreams or I guess the bank account of her dreams…with 80 year old David Foster who I’m sure has a bulletproof pre-nup, but that still probably works out nicely for this bitch.

I wonder if she’s looking at her pussy, because like all amputees, she’s got a phantom limb or in her case LABIA…trying to escape her bikini like old times…only for her to realize a few minutes after this was taken “oh right, I cut that meaty shit off like I worked the deli counter”….

Katharine McPhee Bikini Pussy Check


Katharine McPhee Bikini

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Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day

Marisa Papen Naked

Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks….

She’s taken her getting naked on the internet so seriously, that she has been arrested for getting naked in places, as she builds up her reputation and audience as a nude model…who likes shock value and scandal because more people notice her….and who travels around the world…BUSH out….for people to buy into whatever she is selling…

She is a chick, she likes getting naked, so she gets naked in public and gets a thrill out of it…nothing really new, these nude tactics have been going on forever…and in a time when everyong gets nude, you need to PAPEN yourself and step it up so that your nudes stand out amongst all the nudes…


Marisa Papen Naked

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2019

10

Jul

Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

Miley Cyrus Bikini

Word on the internet is that Miley Cyrus is getting a divorce from her husband which makes sense – because the last time they broke up, she created the Miley Cyrus character and tour that involved her twerking while showing everyone her butthole…you know her slutty, mooching off the TUMBLR artists to create her own brand of silly and half naked…that put her on the map and made her a lot of money…only to have had her turn her back on it and pretend to be country and pure….back when she got the dude back, married him, only to return to the slut life because once a sex worker always a sex worker…and this is her version of sex work…rich Disney Hollywood sex work…and it’s great. I’m a fan of any girl getting naked, even quirky not so weird trying to be weird people.

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2019

10

Jul

The Right Way to Sell Panties of the Day

The Right Way To Sell Panties

Some instagram hipsters are selling panties online, not the way I used to try to sell panties online, by going up to girls in college bars and offering them a joint venture opportunity that would generate some solid revenue for both of us, back in early internet days, before everyone was a whore….as I was always an enterprising pervert, which makes me surprised at how hard I’ve failed on the internet…stuck with this site that barely covers beer costs…

But that’s not the point, the point is these girls, whoever they are, are launching a panty line, and they are sellling the panties to other girls, not to dudes to jack off to the panties while sniffing them…and they are doing that by posing in them, you know you’re not a slut if you’re doing it for your product line or some shit, but instead of just a standard panty pic, they are doing wet panties so we can see the pussy and that…is just what instagram needs right now….it is in face wonderful use of digital marketing…some women in business inspo.

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2019

10

Jul

Naked Man with Kitten Gets Tazed and Other Videos of the Day

Road Rag of the Day

100 KEYS of Cocaine

Woman VS Bus Driver

Car Burglary Gets Filmed

Speeding Motorcycle Takes Out Police Office

Mid Air Engine Malfunction

Weird Spanking

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2019

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is a day the weed heads call 7/10 which upside down spells oil, in that you must smoke your weeds via oils…and extract for that all more powerful hit….so we partnered up with our friends and consistent partner who helps keep the server up and running here called HUNIBADGER ….who make the best device to smoke all your extracts so show some love to us and to them by BUYING ONE FOR EVERYONE YOU KNOW …..THANKS IN ADVANCE.

That said….there is nothing more amazing than seeing college girls in their bikinis at the park…talking about feminism, empowerment and body shaming for the first 20 minutes I sat there listening to them while staring at them…only to see their true “support all women” come out, because you know it’s all a lie, when they started bitching about their friends for being sluts, idiots, etc….the very things that they were against in literally in the same conversation….because everyone is just that fucking delusional….everyone is full of shit…and everyone is nothing moree than a caption on an instagram post in depth….but luckily, women have always been inconsistent idiots who manage to get by due to their tits….in what I call perfect on mute.

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